KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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complicated shoes: Sep 11, 2001; Do you do tongue pushups?

I KNEW IT WASN'T BERKOWITZ!

# ? Sep 25, 2012 02:34

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:25

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

That van's a-rockin!

# ? Sep 25, 2012 02:46

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I always loved the casting of George's cousin...it's like someone went to the casting director and said,

"Hey, I want a woman who's a slightly chunkier, and much drunker Maura Tierney."

And by God, they pulled through in spades.

# ? Sep 25, 2012 03:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

I always loved the casting of George's cousin...it's like someone went to the casting director and said,

"Hey, I want a woman who's a slightly chunkier, and much drunker Maura Tierney."

And by God, they pulled through in spades.

...she's into it :gonk:

# ? Sep 25, 2012 03:22

Momomo: Dec 26, 2009; Dont judge me, I design your manhole

So could someone explain the candy lineup? He wanted the guy to try each one and identify the Twix but... they were all Twix. It would be literally impossible for him to lose. What part is the setup?

# ? Sep 25, 2012 04:05

CaptainHollywood: Feb 29, 2008; I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel

Probably the best 2-line character in Seinfeld history.

# ? Sep 25, 2012 04:11

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Mystic_Squid posted:

That van's a-rockin!

Don't go a-knockin' :stare:

# ? Sep 25, 2012 04:21

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

I never understood how George's PIN could be "Bosco."

Every PIN number I have ever had, or ever heard about, has to to 4 numbers.

Also, most PIN pads I see don't have letters on them like phones, it's just the numbers.

I had a PIN for a bank of america debit card that was 5 numbers.

# ? Sep 25, 2012 05:43

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Momomo posted:

So could someone explain the candy lineup? He wanted the guy to try each one and identify the Twix but... they were all Twix. It would be literally impossible for him to lose. What part is the setup?

I thought he wanted the guy to identify the candy that he had bought (since the mechanic said it wasn't Twix). But since they were all Twix, George would "catch" him no matter what he picked.

# ? Sep 25, 2012 14:33

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Is everything alright here, Postal Employee Newman?

# ? Sep 25, 2012 15:42

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

You said it would be a mailman I know and YOU'RE A MAILMAN I KNOW.

# ? Sep 25, 2012 15:56

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Neither rain nor snow nor he-IT'S THE FIRST ONE!

# ? Sep 25, 2012 16:29

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

I was never that big on creeds....

e:

:j:

Do you think you could transport some stumps for me?

:v:

Well, if they don't mind sitting in the back.

:j:

No, they don't.

:smith:

Are they war veterans?

Gyshall fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Sep 25, 2012

# ? Sep 25, 2012 16:33

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Jerusalem posted:

...she's into it

I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society! You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself.

# ? Sep 25, 2012 21:24

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

potee posted:

I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society! You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself.

YOU'RE A CASHIER!

# ? Sep 25, 2012 22:58

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

jojoinnit posted:

YOU'RE A CASHIER!

She stole twenty dollars from me. I might've gotten it back, but Lloyd Braun interfered.

# ? Sep 25, 2012 23:27

atomic gog: Apr 11, 2005; Winner June 2013 POTM

Your father's right. We're sitting there like IDIOTS drinking coffee without a piece of cake.

# ? Sep 26, 2012 00:06

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

atomic gog posted:

Your father's right. We're sitting there like IDIOTS drinking coffee without a piece of cake.

What do you mean stole? It's my bread. They didn't eat it. Why should I leave it there?

# ? Sep 26, 2012 00:10

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Hank Morgan posted:

She stole twenty dollars from me. I might've gotten it back, but Lloyd Braun interfered.

To be fair, if you were that woman, you'd be entirely correct in thinking George required immediate psychiatric care.

# ? Sep 26, 2012 00:23

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

If you were anybody who knew George for any length of time, more like.

# ? Sep 26, 2012 00:35

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

As I rained blows upon him, I realized....there had to be another way!

# ? Sep 26, 2012 00:41

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

It's too bad his parents didn't divorce earlier, he could have been normal!

# ? Sep 26, 2012 00:45

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

"Steam valve broke!"
"Can we still make bagels?"
"Sure, it's just a little steamy..." v :shobon:

# ? Sep 26, 2012 00:51

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

HOW DO YA LIKE YOUR BAGELS NOW?!

# ? Sep 26, 2012 01:06

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

nobagelsnobagelsnobagels

# ? Sep 26, 2012 01:25

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

haljordan posted:

To be fair, if you were that woman, you'd be entirely correct in thinking George required immediate psychiatric care.

You know what I just realized?! If they get divorced and live in two separate places? That's twice as many visits!

potee fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Sep 26, 2012

# ? Sep 26, 2012 01:56

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Mystic_Squid posted:

nobagelsnobagelsnobagels

I once lost at bar trivia because the question was "What was Kramer's job?" and I wrote "H and H Bagels." The answer the guy had was "Donut shop." Four tables had the actual answer, including mine, and he still wouldn't change it. I lost by one point to a table who'd never seen Seinfeld, and I'm still angry about it.

# ? Sep 26, 2012 03:22

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Is that rapper Jason, from True Blood?

# ? Sep 26, 2012 03:30

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Seinfeld has brilliant dialogue:

"What's wrong with you?"
"My ear itches."

# ? Sep 26, 2012 03:52

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

neoboman posted:

Seinfeld has brilliant dialogue:

"What's wrong with you?"
"My ear itches."

My wife has an inner-ear infection!"

# ? Sep 26, 2012 03:56

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

His wife is in a coma.

# ? Sep 26, 2012 03:57

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma!

# ? Sep 26, 2012 03:59

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

The pig says "my wife is a slut"? :confused:

# ? Sep 26, 2012 03:59

strap on revenge: Apr 8, 2011; that's my thing that i say

Now THAT'S a complaint :haw:

# ? Sep 26, 2012 04:02

CaptainHollywood: Feb 29, 2008; I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

LividLiquid posted:

I once lost at bar trivia because the question was "What was Kramer's job?" and I wrote "H and H Bagels." The answer the guy had was "Donut shop." Four tables had the actual answer, including mine, and he still wouldn't change it. I lost by one point to a table who'd never seen Seinfeld, and I'm still angry about it.

"Sorry the card says 'Moops'."

# ? Sep 26, 2012 05:33

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Mulva?

# ? Sep 26, 2012 08:14

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

wa27 posted:

I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma!

I didn't know it was possible not to know that!

# ? Sep 26, 2012 08:19

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

The pig says "my wife is a slut"?

That irreverence, that wit I'd recognize it anywhere. Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own. I can prove it. Quick Elaine, to my archives.

# ? Sep 26, 2012 09:15

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

For anyone not following Jerry's online show, the guest on tomorrow's finale is Michael Richards who more or less becomes Kramer. Seriously, if you're not watching this you should. Last week he had Carl Reiner and Mel loving Brooks on.

# ? Sep 26, 2012 09:34

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:25

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Sugar Ray Leonard?

# ? Sep 26, 2012 10:26

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