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manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Boregasm posted:

Cormier is a far superior wrestler, is faster, and has more fluid footwork. He also hits pretty hard and has really solid striking technique. You'd have to bet on Mir knocking down Cormier because he isn't likely to get a takedown.

The fight is gonna look like Cormier vs Bigfoot.

I think itll look more like Cormier vs Barnett, since barnett and mir are kinda similar in a lot of ways but the thing is Mir has a much worse chin and wont take as long to blast out

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iLikeMidgets
Jan 3, 2005
insert witty title here

Chemtrail Clem posted:

I think itll look more like Cormier vs Barnett, since barnett and mir are kinda similar in a lot of ways but the thing is Mir has a much worse chin and wont take as long to blast out

I uh...also had put money on Barnett and that didn't turn out well. Maybe I should re-evaluate this whole betting on MMA thing.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
can you get better than even odds betting on ronda rousey to win in the first round via submission? that seems like a smart thing to do, if so.

tzorilla
Jul 23, 2007
Stann-Mighty Mouse double.

Don't bet on MMA.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Just lost $50 on Sass/Wiman.

Don't bet on MMA.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


But if you do, don't bet on a guy who's only good at one thing.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
i got everything but the main event right

always bet on mma, but never on a struve fight (to be anything but hilarious)

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

Big Bob Pataki posted:

i got everything but the main event right

always bet on mma, but never on a struve fight (to be anything but hilarious)

how much did you bet and what were the lines and how much did you win

Berkman
Jun 30, 2005
Astros>You.
Last night's bets, all wins for a change. Next week..probably gonna put props on both Browne and Ellenberger ITD, who yall got?





jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Figured I would put this in here now before I forget. It's the longest of long shots and has no chance of winning but it's my free money play of the month so I don't need to sweat it, plus this thread lacks laughing material so I figured I would provide you guys with some.

Ticket#:9559265
Oct 13 11:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Oct 5 1:15 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24075] S. BONNAR +800
(S. BONNAR vrs A. SILVA)

100 / 800

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 posted:

Figured I would put this in here now before I forget. It's the longest of long shots and has no chance of winning but it's my free money play of the month so I don't need to sweat it, plus this thread lacks laughing material so I figured I would provide you guys with some.

Ticket#:9559265
Oct 13 11:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Oct 5 1:15 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24075] S. BONNAR +800
(S. BONNAR vrs A. SILVA)

100 / 800

good work

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

jase1 posted:

Figured I would put this in here now before I forget. It's the longest of long shots and has no chance of winning but it's my free money play of the month so I don't need to sweat it, plus this thread lacks laughing material so I figured I would provide you guys with some.

Ticket#:9559265
Oct 13 11:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Oct 5 1:15 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24075] S. BONNAR +800
(S. BONNAR vrs A. SILVA)

100 / 800

Here's my lottery ticket in solidarity with yours:

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
Meme Gambling is a cool thing everyone should do

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Bonnar can't win this until goons wager more than was lost on Coleman.

not even if sober
Jun 20, 2006

I ain't no bitch.

MassRayPer posted:

Bonnar can't win this until goons wager more than was lost on Coleman.

tzorilla
Jul 23, 2007
I'm in

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!
I did it for Coleman, I'll answer the call and do it again for Bonnar.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
This thread is getting hilarious. may bet on Bonnar if I can get +900

Fitch by decision is ~+180, I'll probably lay a small bet there.

iLikeMidgets
Jan 3, 2005
insert witty title here
All that is left in my account. I haven't exactly been winning my bets on MMA

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I see Anderson won was it even close? Did Bonnar get embarrassed?

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

jase1 posted:

I see Anderson won was it even close? Did Bonnar get embarrassed?

No, but anyone who bet on him should be embarrassed.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

jase1 posted:

Figured I would put this in here now before I forget. It's the longest of long shots and has no chance of winning but it's my free money play of the month so I don't need to sweat it, plus this thread lacks laughing material so I figured I would provide you guys with some.

Ticket#:9559265
Oct 13 11:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Oct 5 1:15 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24075] S. BONNAR +800
(S. BONNAR vrs A. SILVA)

100 / 800

Viper_3000 posted:

Here's my lottery ticket in solidarity with yours:


fawker posted:

I did it for Coleman, I'll answer the call and do it again for Bonnar.


iLikeMidgets posted:

All that is left in my account. I haven't exactly been winning my bets on MMA





the colemancaust, a shoah thing

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
gently caress this. My brother won 1300 dollars betting on Fitch. If I had known that Fitch was an underdog against an Exciting Brazillian Striker I could have made mad money.

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
So I just did a Lawlor/Ring/Kampmann parlay. Am I gonna get smoked, or am I right in thinking that those fights are going to be closer than the odds dictate? (3.10/2.90/2.10 in that order) Also, I put a few bucks on Condit because if GSP wins I get to retain my pride as a Canadian, and if Condit wins, at least I'll make some money.

Paul Pot
Mar 4, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post
kampmann-hendricks should be closer than 2.10 by roughly 0.10 (imo ofc)

bad bets galore besides that, looks like you'll never be the head of a major corporation and should definitely never beg for goon validation ever again

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.
This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Small bets tonight.


Ticket#:10875860
Nov 17 11:10 PM
INTERNET / -1 Nov 17 10:57 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24209] T. LAWLOR +200
(T. LAWLOR vrs F. CARMONT)

5 / 10

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
This thread is the best thread

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Awesome night to bet on Hendricks winning by knockout AND that fight not going to decision.

Boregasm
Nov 18, 2009

Captain Log posted:

Awesome night to bet on Hendricks winning by knockout AND that fight not going to decision.

You're goddamn right. Team Takedown forever.

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."

Captain Log posted:

Awesome night to bet on Hendricks winning by knockout AND that fight not going to decision.

Shoulda shot the hattrick with a lawlor win or a prop bet on Silva wearing a trilby ringside

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Boregasm posted:

You're goddamn right. Team Takedown forever.

I had a grudge against Hendricks for loving up Amir Sadollah. But after his treatment of Fitch and Camp Man, I am pleased.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Paulocaust posted:

So I just did a Lawlor/Ring/Kampmann parlay. Am I gonna get smoked, or am I right in thinking that those fights are going to be closer than the odds dictate? (3.10/2.90/2.10 in that order) Also, I put a few bucks on Condit because if GSP wins I get to retain my pride as a Canadian, and if Condit wins, at least I'll make some money.

Again:

Grifter posted:

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

Doctor Nick
Dec 27, 2003

jase1 posted:

Small bets tonight.


Ticket#:10875860
Nov 17 11:10 PM
INTERNET / -1 Nov 17 10:57 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24209] T. LAWLOR +200
(T. LAWLOR vrs F. CARMONT)

5 / 10

ahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhhaha

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Doctor Nick posted:

ahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhhaha

He only bet a fiver, what's so funny?

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Captain Log posted:

He only bet a fiver, what's so funny?

Read the thread dude.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
jase1 I hope your recent betting losses do not discourage you from betting on MMA in the future

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Captain Log posted:

He only bet a fiver, what's so funny?

He loses every time he bets.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

jase1 I hope your recent betting losses do not discourage you from betting on MMA in the future

I'd like to keep this thread alive I will never stop betting on MMA.

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MacDeuce
Oct 23, 2010

jase1 posted:

I'd like to keep this thread alive I will never stop betting on MMA.

Real talk JDS at -140 and Frankie Edgar at +200 seem like the best lines in the upcoming months.

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