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You guys are looking at the poster wrong. They're not running, they were all just told to stand on one foot in a snow field.
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Patterson looks more like he is jogging at a slow pace to pickup some milk at a corner store which closes in 10 minutes. Is that how epic this battle will be? Will it be more important than RPat making it to the store to pick some milk and possibly a couple of smokes with time to spare? Answer me movie poster!
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Oct 2, 2012 23:29
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I love that the actors have so much contempt for it now that this is the best they can do.
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Oct 3, 2012 00:02
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 For an adaptation of the Lone Ranger, this looks pretty awesome
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Oct 3, 2012 02:07
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achillesforever6 posted:
I know that Depp is a lot bigger of bill then Hammer but I still find it amusing that Depp's name is first over the guy who is playing the title character.
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Oct 3, 2012 02:49
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Madkal posted:I know that Depp is a lot bigger of bill then Hammer but I still find it amusing that Depp's name is first over the guy who is playing the title character.
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Oct 3, 2012 02:52
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That poster incorporates both the Ranger (his mask) and Tonto (feathers). Here's promo pic, featuring the customary walking away from an explosion. 
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Oct 3, 2012 05:22
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Do we know if Depp is actually going to be the focus of the film? Kind of a (original) Green Hornet take on it, where everyone is more interested in Kato than the title character. Maybe the Lone Ranger will just be this grinning do-gooder who only gets things done because Tonto is working his indian medicine behind the scenes. EDIT: Yeah, IMDB info basically makes it sound like the focus is more on Tonto.
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Oct 3, 2012 05:25
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 Not a horrible poster if you ask me, aside from the Pepto Bismol color scheme  Can't say the same for this one. Also,  With a cast like that, this movie has some potential.I kind of like the poster too, but I wish they went all out with a handdrawn one instead of just running real photos through some filters.
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Oct 3, 2012 05:47
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bowser posted:
Is John Cusack holding up the car with his head?
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Oct 3, 2012 05:57
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John Cusack IS Nicholas Cage.
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Dangerous Person posted:John Cusack IS Nicholas Cage. I'm getting mad Kevin Spacey vibes myself
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Oct 3, 2012 06:24
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Kevin Cagesack.
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Oct 3, 2012 07:33
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bowser posted:
I'm going to assume this movie takes place somewhere in the '50s-early '70s. Now I miss Patrice O'Neal.
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Oct 3, 2012 08:07
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Lizard Combatant posted:I'm getting mad Kevin Spacey vibes myself That's clearly an unkempt Dan Hedaya.
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Oct 3, 2012 08:47
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Shanty posted:That's clearly an unkempt Dan Hedaya. My God, you're right!
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Oct 3, 2012 08:52
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The MSJ posted:That poster incorporates both the Ranger (his mask) and Tonto (feathers). How can he be The Lone Ranger if he has a sidekick?
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Oct 3, 2012 13:17
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Spazzle posted:How can he be The Lone Ranger if he has a sidekick? Because Tonto's not a Ranger.
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Oct 3, 2012 13:32
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Spazzle posted:How can he be The Lone Ranger if he has a sidekick? He's not a lone ranger but the lone ranger. e: beaten 8 minutes ago
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Oct 3, 2012 13:40
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They cast Depp as a Native American? Woooooboy.
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Oct 3, 2012 14:08
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How can you pluralize Lone Rangers?
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Oct 3, 2012 14:10
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Meltathon posted:How can you pluralize Lone Rangers? Sort of like you can "hermits", I guess? The rangers are a very loose-knit organization, apparently.
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Oct 3, 2012 14:13
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Madkal posted:I know that Depp is a lot bigger of bill then Hammer but I still find it amusing that Depp's name is first over the guy who is playing the title character. I find it more amusing that there's an actor (who I'd honestly never heard of before) named "Armie Hammer". I'm going to go ahead and assume that his given birth name is Armand Hammer, and that his parents are both the coolest parents and the biggest assholes.
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Oct 3, 2012 14:41
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Tewratomeh posted:I'm going to go ahead and assume that his given birth name is Armand Hammer You are 100% correct: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armie_Hammer
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Oct 3, 2012 14:43
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bowser posted:
Does Nicole Kidman's character have a broken back in this movie or what?
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Oct 3, 2012 15:00
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Shanty posted:Sort of like you can "hermits", I guess? The rangers are a very loose-knit organization, apparently. Someone needs to brush up on their mid-90s comedies!
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Oct 3, 2012 15:13
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Meltathon posted:Someone needs to brush up on their mid-90s comedies! Hah, it's me. I'm the guy who hadn't even heard of Airheads (1994) before you mentioned it.
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Oct 3, 2012 15:20
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bowser posted:
It looks like Cusack is strapping on a weight belt to do some intense squats.
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Oct 3, 2012 15:25
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Crackbone posted:They cast Depp as a Native American? He's part Cherokee. It makes more sense than casting him as a half-white, half-Indian (the South Asian type of Indian) pirate.
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Oct 3, 2012 15:34
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Shanty posted:Hah, it's me. I'm the guy who hadn't even heard of Airheads (1994) before you mentioned it. D'Oh! I don't even remember that line from the movie, and I've seen it like 20 times.
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Oct 3, 2012 15:35
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Meltathon posted:D'Oh! I don't even remember that line from the movie, and I've seen it like 20 times. Wait, what the hell were you referencing then? 
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Oct 3, 2012 15:47
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The MSJ posted:He's part Cherokee. It makes more sense than casting him as a half-white, half-Indian (the South Asian type of Indian) pirate. Jack Sparrow is supposed to be Indian?
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Oct 3, 2012 15:55
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Aphrodite posted:Jack Sparrow is supposed to be Indian? Can't remember where I read it, but I seem to remember Sparrow is supposed to be half Indian. The real pirate that inspired his creation, Jack Ward, was a white guy from England though (but also a convert to Islam).
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Oct 3, 2012 16:10
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zenintrude posted:You are 100% correct: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armie_Hammer The funniest part is that the name is totally a coincidence, and he was named after his Great Grandfather who was around before Arm & Hammer existed.
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Oct 3, 2012 16:19
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Peanut President posted:Does Nicole Kidman's character have a broken back in this movie or what? I don't think so, but apparently she real-deal straight up pees on Zach Effron in this movie.
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Oct 3, 2012 16:39
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Did John Cusack have his neck surgically removed during the making of this movie?
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Oct 3, 2012 17:18
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Tewratomeh posted:The funniest part is that the name is totally a coincidence, and he was named after his Great Grandfather who was around before Arm & Hammer existed. "Wikipedia posted:The company's brand name, Arm & Hammer, did not originate with Armand Hammer. The Arm & Hammer brand was in use some 31 years before Hammer was born. 
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bowser posted:Also, Yes, the exciting cast of who?, that moron from the movies where morons hurt themselves, who? and who?. I don't see how that can fail to be a smash.
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Oct 3, 2012 17:53
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If you don't know Patton Oswalt, Rob Riggle, or Patrice O'Neal are, this movie is not for you. It's that easy.
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The MSJ posted:
So is Silver going to be a bullet-riddled, eyepatch-wearing horse with one leg made entirely out of silver, then?
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