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MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

DropShadow posted:

Took me a little while to figure out what I was looking at here.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsrpokpUmTQ

That is a rear-projection big screen TV being hauled in the backseat of a Solara convertible. The driver was watching me in his mirror as he turned the corner, as if he couldn't imagine why anyone would want to record this feat. I was behind him for about a mile before he turned. No biggie.

Such appropriate music from your stereo.

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Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012


I want to see this monstrosity do a moose test. :allears:

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

loving awesome.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)


I'm digging the exposed belts.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

I wish it was 4x4 so we could see the aftermath of the center diff.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

SaNChEzZ posted:

I wish it was 4x4 so we could see the aftermath of the center diff.

It wouldn't be full-time 4WD if it were equipped, and even then it would just be selectable between 2WD and front/rear locked 4WD.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

I suppose this is auto-related enough to post here. They paved the parking lot here the other day and... someone didn't get the memo.

Brigdh
Nov 23, 2007

That's not an oil leak. That's the automatic oil change and chassis protection feature.

bisticles posted:

I suppose this is auto-related enough to post here. They paved the parking lot here the other day and... someone didn't get the memo.



Looks like some contractor was too lazy to call a tow truck, and will likely be dinged for not completing the job according to the contract. My work just had one of the lots repaved and ended up towing 3 vehicles.

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Looking for parts for my car I came across this beauty.


Donked out Caprice from Miami, no big deal.


Wait, that interior looks different than a normal...


What is going on here?


Wow. I don't know what to say.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3935934/1989-chevrolet-caprice

Impressive for doing it in your own front yard, but man it looks awkward.

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.
I'd be amazed if even 1/2 of the poo poo even works.

dude needs to wash his hands more often before he touches his seats too.

Bass Ackwards
Nov 14, 2003

Anything can be used as a hammer if you try hard enough.

You go faster if you're always driving downhill! :haw:

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)



Who the gently caress is Edwin Josue?

and why the gently caress is he riding my bumper :argh:

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
["rear end-riding" joke]

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Nice parking job bro!




Bucephalus posted:

["rear end-riding" joke]

:allears:

Loan Dusty Road
Feb 27, 2007

some texas redneck posted:

Nice parking job bro!
:allears:

Obviously the No Parking sign means this side of the line.

















Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme


Some people weren't too happy that this guy took up two spaces in a completely packed Vegas garage.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Windy day? :haw:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


kimcicle posted:

Looking for parts for my car I came across this beauty.

(Donked Caprice pics)

Wow. I don't know what to say.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3935934/1989-chevrolet-caprice

Impressive for doing it in your own front yard, but man it looks awkward.

Best part? Look on page 3 or the Cardomain site, where you will learn that the front seats are bolted to 2x4s attached to the floor of the car. I'm sure he used Grade 8 wood...

Seatbelts
Mar 29, 2010

kimcicle posted:

Looking for parts for my car I came across this beauty.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3935934/1989-chevrolet-caprice

Impressive for doing it in your own front yard, but man it looks awkward.

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.



Reminds me of when my friend owned an Izuzu Imark and a bunch of us picked it up and spun it around the other way while he was inside the house.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Reminds me of when my friend owned an Izuzu Imark and a bunch of us picked it up and spun it around the other way while he was inside the house.
Someone did that with the -88 Toyota Corolla I had. Since the rear of that car weighs practically nothing they just lifted it up in the back and turned it around.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Darchangel posted:

Best part? Look on page 3 or the Cardomain site, where you will learn that the front seats are bolted to 2x4s attached to the floor of the car. I'm sure he used Grade 8 wood...

I bought a parts car two years ago that had the front floorpans replaced with marine plywood. Made the drive home very interesting.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




I bet it doesn't even float.

edit: dammit, russia, stop doing this poo poo.
potential :nws: ads http://www.yaplakal.com/forum11/topic482740.html

Choice cuts:






This is what i think of when i hear "rebuilt title"

Powershift fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Oct 5, 2012

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Powershift posted:

edit: dammit, russia, stop doing this poo poo.
potential :nws: ads http://www.yaplakal.com/forum11/topic482740.html

Choice cuts:






This is what i think of when i hear "rebuilt title"

Check out the Google Translate version of that thread

Cruseydr
May 18, 2010

I am not an atomic playboy.

Powershift posted:

edit: dammit, russia, stop doing this poo poo.
potential :nws: ads http://www.yaplakal.com/forum11/topic482740.html
This is what i think of when i hear "rebuilt title"
Hey they're not all maniacs, someone responded with this (via Google translate):

Игорена (Igor) posted:

What can I say? Well lads, yes hands of assholes not grow, but oh well done, but .... They sell it as it is not broken, and no painted to some person, to put it mildly, does not understand such things. It is good if it is to ride carefully and without incident. But anything can happen in life: and if he falls to get into a serious accident? And expansion of this constructor to the same small parts. All these welds will fly to Ebony. And the chances of survival in a tub much less than normal. Duck in the end: these "gold" guys ready capsules to someone's death? Sleep normally then later at night?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Cruseydr posted:

Hey they're not all maniacs, someone responded with this (via Google translate):

I'm just going to imagine that those are all colorful Russian euphemisms. :allears: Fly to Ebony, indeed.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Reminds me of when my friend owned an Izuzu Imark and a bunch of us picked it up and spun it around the other way while he was inside the house.

We used to do this to my buddy's Plymouth Turismo, once we actually got it up on one of the islands in the parking lot.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
I once high centered a Corolla on a snow bank while loving around in an empty parking lot after work and it only took 6 of us to lift the car enough off the bank so I wasn't stuck anymore.

Silber
Feb 28, 2008

relax, enjoy


:canada:

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Why do people think this is a good idea...?

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Reminds me of when my friend owned an Izuzu Imark and a bunch of us picked it up and spun it around the other way while he was inside the house.

One time in high school JROTC during a break in marching practice, I and a couple of other cadets (all sophomore NCOs) picked up the back end of a Ford Ranger belonging to a senior cadet Captain who was a bit of a jerk (and had JROTC in a different period) and wheeled it all the way to the far end of the parking lot (big school, seniors had reserved parking in the closest of four lots, we put it way out by the gate). I didn't end up joining the service, but JROTC did teach me useful teamwork and leadership skills :v:

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Geoj posted:



Why do people think this is a good idea...?

We don't. I swear. That it has factory wheels, though, just makes me cringe. I will pretend that the rear end got smacked hard, and that it has a replacement trunk which is nearly the same color, but not quite.

I've never seen a tarted-up 95. Just 93s.


:sweden:

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
RU18QT

Hot Cops
Apr 27, 2008

really lovin that murdered out bug guard

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak
There's this ute driving around Brisbane that has a typical douchebag driving it and has the plates 'WET YET'

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Speaking of douchebags

odiv
Jan 12, 2003

So somehow both my cars were hit and run last night.



:waycool:

The Echo had the bumper ripped off, the fence was nicked and the Sonic was pushed forward a good 6 or more feet and the back is in pretty rough shape.

I can't even get the police to come out.

This is terrible car related stuff, right?

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

odiv posted:

So somehow both my cars were hit and run last night.



:waycool:

The Echo had the bumper ripped off, the fence was nicked and the Sonic was pushed forward a good 6 or more feet and the back is in pretty rough shape.

I can't even get the police to come out.

This is terrible car related stuff, right?

Yep. I had my 83 supra and my motorcycle both wrecked in my parking garage in April. :smith:

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dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

SaNChEzZ posted:

Yep. I had my 83 supra and my motorcycle both wrecked in my parking garage in April. :smith:

I remember that post. Broke my heart. Wasn't the car your from your grandpa?

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