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That all sounds stunningly boring. Is there sex in it? I bet J.K. Rowling sex is hilarious.
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thornghost posted:Yes, please take any chapter on the list that's hasn't been completed! I think SaviourX is actually working on his though so just don't choose one of his. Call it when you decide and then write about some quivering meat staffs! How do you find out what's left? Shageletic fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Oct 2, 2012 |
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Thulsa Doom posted:That all sounds stunningly boring. "Ickle" becomes quite the abused adjective.
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Shageletic posted:How do you find out what's left? The organizational post is here. It's fairly well up to date unless I have missed something. Some of the calls are more recent than others, though. I'd say with some confidence that the following chapters have pretty stale claims at this point and we are at a point where if you haven't turned anything in or mentioned your claim in a while, it's up for grabs. Stale claims (correct me if you're working on these) Chapter 9 - Sensa [SEX] (IRQ) Sensa, ready with her new sexperience, makes a date with Jeffrey. The two swoon about and flirt for a while and then retire to the king's chambers where they do it. Sensa is swept up in the moment and actually improves the technique or whatever and Jeffrey is really pleased. He falls asleep and Sensa is right pleased with herself. Chapter 12 – Sensa [SEX] (Undead Unicorn) Sensa is sashaying around and doing typical young lady things when The Pound tells her to meet him in her room. She does and The Pound brings an two eastern ladies from across the sea (one of these is Ros) to meet her. The ladies have an interesting sexual practice to show her. They explain how in her land, women will sometimes strip naked and place food on themselves while lying down and let their men eat off of them. They demonstrate how it is done with one lying down and the other decorating her. Sensa notices Sender is erect through his breeches while watching. Sensa thinks that this will be very erotic and pleasing to Jeffrey. The two agree to help her do the same for the king. After the two leave, Sensa helps The Pound out with his boner problem. Chapter 17 – Ardi (my cat is norris) Ardi and Genden are on the road back to Autumnfall. They talk a bit about their mission but are ambushed by some bandits. The two fight them off and then make out. I think the rest of the unfinished chapters are being actively worked on, so take any of these you want.
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thornghost posted:The organizational post is here. It's fairly well up to date unless I have missed something. I'll take 17.
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thornghost posted:
P sure that IRQ said his was open now.
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:I'll take 17. Thaaanks.
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SaviourX posted:P sure that IRQ said his was open now. Yeah I threw in the towel a week or two back. Whoever takes it is welcome to use the first half I did manage to write. PM/email me or something if you want it.
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my cat is norris posted:Thaaanks. Just don't expect anything before this weekend. I'm a writer in my dayjob too, so I don't like to work on personal projects on workdays.
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IRQ posted:I heard Rowling's new book is pretty awful. The worst book is the one the author is too lazy to write.
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:I'll take 17. Okay, got you listed in the post now. Also, Arbite, was that post on the last page your submission for Chapter 5? Just making sure.
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Fog Tripper posted:The worst book is the one the author is too lazy to write. Are you implying Sarah Palin's Going Rogue is the worst book? 
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Palin's a lot like Dany, you know. Reliant on her children for her power and influence despite being a lovely mother, and wants to rule somewhere far from her home despite being poo poo at that too.
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thornghost posted:The organizational post is here. It's fairly well up to date unless I have missed something. I'll take this one, if you don't mind waiting a few days (at least until the weekend). In return, you will be seeing the most ridiculous similes hereto unknown to man.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Palin's a lot like Dany, you know. Reliant on her children for her power and influence despite being a lovely mother, and wants to rule somewhere far from her home despite being poo poo at that too. Hasn't been relevant in years and abandoned her one legitimate office to go poo poo herself in the middle of nowhere. Highly attractive to skeezy old men... Hmm, you're on to something!
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Dany/Palin [almost/did] married a gay man for political power, exploit their children for political power, are regarded more for their looks than any actual skills WRT leadership, know nothing of the history of the country they wish to rule, are complete poo poo at geography, governing, negotiating, and debating, oversaw massive economic declines under their rule, quit their jobs as rulers without warning, are considered childishly incompetent even by their own supporters, and their legacy is a geyser of poo poo they can't stop spewing. Also, both are portrayed on TV by emmy-nominated nerdbait actresses.
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Sure you're not mistaking Sarah Palin for Michelle Bachmann?
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whowhatwhere posted:Sure you're not mistaking Sarah Palin for Michelle Bachmann? All 3 are interchangeable.
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You guys are a bit late on the Palin-Dany thing, I think this came out during the republican primaries:
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:All 3 are interchangeable. adebisi lives posted:You guys are a bit late on the Palin-Dany thing, I think this came out during the republican primaries:
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adebisi lives posted:You guys are a bit late on the Palin-Dany thing, I think this came out during the republican primaries: drat. I remember that, too. Although the one I saw had W. saying "Hodor". e: also,  Obama, if Bo starts howling like crazy, PAY ATTENTION. Orrin Hatch is up to something.
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Oct 3, 2012 23:18
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I'd put Stannis in the oval office before I put Mitt in there. He would be known for his stern demeanor and sick burns.
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47% of the people can be offered to the Red God for all Stannis cares.
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"Stannis, if you pass this bill, thousands will be without health insurance." "Millions."  "Come with me and take this Senate!"
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So Vargo Hoat has been cut from the show and replaced with with a lispless character called 'Locke'. http://winteriscoming.net/2012/10/filming-rumors-and-reports-taylor-is-in/#more-20563 The good news is that the bear pit is in and Edmure is still a gigantic dumbass.
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I'm ambivalent about that. Hoat would be weird on screen and it may or may not work.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:drat. I remember that, too. The one I had was longer, but didn't have Bush. Funny it was missed, it's so obvious looking at it now. 
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Thapphireth. 
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Yeah, the show went off the rails at right about the lesbian fisting exposition scene. gently caress that poo poo. Hearing dumb motherfuckers jape 'winter is coming' or seeing it in facebook posts just makes me want to troll them erry day. I didn't read close to 6000 pages of bullshit so you can just think the tv show is all there is.
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Oh hay, we played 'Game of Thrones' last night, it took us about 4 hours, we were the LEnnisters, and we were ruling all of the north, but then the Squids came and got us from the back, but then Ned Stark came and saved us with some epic rolls. Did I read the books? Heh, no, I have a life.
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thornghost posted:Okay, got you listed in the post now. Yup.
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SaviourX posted:Yeah, the show went off the rails at right about the lesbian fisting exposition scene.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
She pressed the blade deeper into RONPAUL’s throat. The lackwit rolled his eyes at her in mute appeal. A foul stench assailed her nose, but she paid it no more mind than she did the sullen ceaseless pounding of that drum, boom doom boom doom boom doom. Ser Romney and Black Herman were circling round her back, but Ann Dunham did not care. They could do as they wished with her; imprison her, rape her, kill her, it made no matter. It was Barack she feared for. Her hand shook so badly she was ringing RONPAUL’s head. Boom, the drum sounded, boom doom boom doom. Lord Hatch’s lips went in and out. The knife trembled in Lady Dunham’s hand, slippery with sweat. “A son for a son, heheh,” he repeated. A man in dark armor and a pale pink 'GOD HATES FAGS' cloak spotted with blood stepped up to Barack. “Newt Gingrich sends his regards.” nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Oct 5, 2012 |
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The show is great yall are a bunch of nerds
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bigmcgaffney posted:The show is great yall are a bunch of nerds The Book Barn > ADWD: The show is great, y'all are a bunch of nerds
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The Book Barn > ADWD: The show is great, y'all are a bunch of nerds I still say that ADWD: Like the Masterpiece Theater of Anal Penetration should have been the thread title for the past month or so.
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whowhatwhere posted:I still say that ADWD: Like the Masterpiece Theater of Anal Penetration should have been the thread title for the past month or so. I like when the thread title is stupid poo poo I said. 
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whowhatwhere posted:I still say that ADWD: Like the Masterpiece Theater of Anal Penetration should have been the thread title for the past month or so. Nah, A Dance With Dragons: poo poo ending.
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Is it just me or does the actor playing Vargo's replacement look like the Six Fingered Man from Princess Bride. 
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