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Armyman25: Sep 6, 2005

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Uncut penises look gross and weird and there is no way any child of mine is dealing with one of those things

Just wait till your child hooks up with a European chick and she doesn't know what to do with a circumcised dick.

# ? Sep 30, 2012 01:03

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 19:57

From the Dorkside: Jan 5, 2012

People who like snl/conan/30 rock just say they do to seem hip.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 07:25

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Seriously when was the last time you ever actually used calculus.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 10:04

Slide Rule: Feb 21, 2007; Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

There was no Holocaust.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 11:19

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 7 days!)

Orange Harrison posted:

Where were you tools when Borderlands 1 came out?

They never made a Borderlands 1, it was just called Borderlands. :smug:

...
I must be an rear end because I always refer to people as the gender in which they are appearing to me. You can be a man in a woman's buxom body with giant tits but until you get an operation to change that (or I know you well enough to know that you want to be trans) I will continue to refer to you as "she" when talking to other people.

# ? Oct 5, 2012 14:33

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

^Ahahaha that one was posted verbatim in another PYF thread right? The best Cans of Worms are the ones you encounter in the wild

# ? Oct 6, 2012 03:19

oddspelling: May 31, 2009; Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

From the Dorkside posted:

People who like snl/conan/30 rock just say they do to seem hip.

Conan and 30 Rock have always sucked, and SNL hasn't been funny since 1993.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 04:34

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

From the Dorkside posted:

People who like ~~snl/conan/30 rock~~ Tim Burton movies just say they do to seem hip.

FTFY

# ? Oct 6, 2012 04:39

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

gently caress off, noob. I don't care if you just bought the game yesterday, you should be able to consistently headshot enemies across the map with your eyes closed and wielding a pistol. Get out.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 06:13

StandardVC10: Feb 6, 2007; This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

If you think the enemies are poorly designed then you're just terrible at the game.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 06:27

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

TwoPair posted:

FTFY

Every movie Burton directed after Edward Scissorhands is utter garbage. Johnny Depp isn't that good of an actor.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 07:00

Slide Rule: Feb 21, 2007; Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Abortions should be illegal, even when rape or incest are involved.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 14:03

Gay Abortions: Dec 12, 2007

Slide Rule posted:

Abortions should be illegal, even when rape or incest are involved.

We must never, ever question a woman's decision to have an abortion, even in cases where she's obviously using it as birth control or to have a child of a different gender.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 15:18

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Slide Rule posted:

There was no Holocaust.

There wasn't enough Holocaust.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 15:42

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Fister Roboto posted:

There wasn't enough Holocaust.

There was exactly the right amount of Holocaust.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 16:47

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Slide Rule posted:

Abortions should be illegal, even when rape or incest are involved.

Abortions should only be illegal when incest or rape are involved.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 17:16

XenophobicAirport: Dec 15, 2007; Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.

Guys, I've been trying for a while now but no matter how hard I try I just can't seem to form a Pony Tulpa. Any help? I really want to be with Rarity.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 17:44

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 7 days!)

GNU Order posted:

^Ahahaha that one was posted verbatim in another PYF thread right? The best Cans of Worms are the ones you encounter in the wild

Yes it was. The Macros/Memes thread.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 18:51

Curdy Lemonstan: Jan 25, 2012; by zen death robot

All Trolling and Fuckery cordoned off to this thread, to protect Precious and Lovely GBS and the rest of our Dying and Boring forum. It's Insanely and Brutally pathetic, when you stop to Ponder and Think about it.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 18:54

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Every movie Burton directed after Edward Scissorhands is utter garbage. Johnny Depp isn't that good of an actor.

But he's a wonderful singer.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 19:23

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Splicer posted:

There was exactly the right amount of Holocaust.

It is arguable whether enough of a holocaust took place.

Edit: My english is badder

Redrum and Coke has a new favorite as of 21:59 on Oct 6, 2012

# ? Oct 6, 2012 19:29

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Non Serviam posted:

It is arguable whether enough of an holocaust took place.

It was certainly an historic time.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 19:34

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 7 days!)

Non Serviam posted:

It is arguable whether enough of an holocaust took place.

Well we all agree we've had enough of your posting!!!

# ? Oct 6, 2012 19:35

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

All new discoveries and applications in technology and science are evil and bad and should be banned because the rich get to use them first.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Abortions should only be illegal when incest or rape are involved.

Abortions should only be illegal when incest or rape aren't involved.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 22:52

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

All Trolling and Fuckery cordoned off to this thread, to protect Precious and Lovely GBS and the rest of our Dying and Boring forum. It's Insanely and Brutally pathetic, when you stop to Ponder and Think about it.

I blame troons.

# ? Oct 6, 2012 23:40

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Everyone should be immediately, but reversibly, sterilized at the onset of puberty, and should only be permitted to bear children at all after a rigorous licensing and approval process.

And that's why you should elect me as your next President.

# ? Oct 7, 2012 00:43

Gay Abortions: Dec 12, 2007

Psalmanazar posted:

I blame troons.

Eat poo poo and die, cissy breeder.

# ? Oct 7, 2012 01:27

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

FreudianSlippers posted:

Abortions should only be illegal when incest or rape are involved.

Abortion should be mandatory. Earth would be better off if we systematically exterminated ourselves.

# ? Oct 7, 2012 01:37

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Abortion should be mandatory. Earth would be better off if we systematically exterminated ourselves.

Pentti Linkola is my personal hero

# ? Oct 7, 2012 01:54

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Gay Abortions posted:

Eat poo poo and die, cissy breeder.

What does cis mean, it is literally a made up word, I've never heard of it before.

# ? Oct 7, 2012 02:30

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Fister Roboto posted:

What does cis mean, it is literally a made up word, I've never heard of it before.

Looks like someone needs to learn that languages evolve. :smug:

# ? Oct 7, 2012 02:35

Acute Grill: Dec 9, 2011; Chomp

"Cis" is just the politically-correct way of saying "normal."

If you're offended by that, let me tell you about a little thing called "free speech" :smug:

# ? Oct 7, 2012 03:46

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Strudel Man posted:

Looks like someone needs to learn that languages evolve.

Which is why Lojban is superior because it was intelligently designed.

# ? Oct 7, 2012 03:50

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

You know what was also intelligently designed? The universe.

# ? Oct 7, 2012 03:51

Ogmius815: Aug 25, 2005; centrism is a hell of a drug

Gay Abortions posted:

We must never, ever question a woman's decision to have an abortion, even in cases where she's obviously using it as birth control or to have a child of a different gender.

The above is a thing that happens and happens often enough that we should legislate about it.

# ? Oct 7, 2012 04:04