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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It seems like every advertising company and their mother is using "Coming Home" in their commercials. Is that song public domain now or something?

Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

"It's like we're not even taste buds...we're taste bros."

shut up Sonic shut up shut up shut UUUUP

Just think, someone at Sonic thought that people were craving these two in Sonic commercials.

raditts posted:

There are actually two different commercials for Cougarlife, each with their own unique half-assed song. One of them tries to lip-sync the song to stock video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShB45_6j0lk

http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-13204973-closeup-of-woman-singing.php?st=cccae8f

That's just sad.

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asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gaunab posted:

These specialized dating sites are starting to get ridiculous. Just saw one for Cougarlife.com that came with it's own half-assed song.

Is it wrong that the thing that pisses me off the most about the ad is that the song is a blatant ripoff of Metric's "Stadium Love"?

Also I can't stand that new Levi's ad. "You're not a person. You're a string, sewn into a pair of pants, made by a third world orphan."

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

lelandjs posted:

Is it wrong that the thing that pisses me off the most about the ad is that the song is a blatant ripoff of Metric's "Stadium Love"?

Also I can't stand that new Levi's ad. "You're not a person. You're a string, sewn into a pair of pants, made by a third world orphan."

haha, I didn't hear it until you said it but drat. That is pretty much "write me a song in under 24 hours or you're fired" plagiarism

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Just what the world needed, a commercial that depicts Hot Pockets as phallic objects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I76LkYUyVzo

And there's a new Western Sky commercial I can't seem to find online, but it looks like they gave the spokeswoman some meth, because she's disturbingly perky and keeps grinning like :q:.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
Is there an "Ads you love" thread? Because I love the VW commercial with the guy air-drumming to Rush. :rock:

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
There's a new Trop50 ad with Jane Krazinski... and a monkey. Did some insane NBC exec insist that the not only has to be a monkey in every new show but in the ads as well?

iamathousandapples
Jul 12, 2012

Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

Is there an "Ads you love" thread? Because I love the VW commercial with the guy air-drumming to Rush. :rock:

I second this. I don't know how they picked Fly By Night, but I'm glad they did

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

iamathousandapples posted:

I second this. I don't know how they picked Fly By Night, but I'm glad they did

Every time I hear that commercial I marvel that it isn't Tom Sawyer.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

raditts posted:

Just what the world needed, a commercial that depicts Hot Pockets as phallic objects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I76LkYUyVzo

And there's a new Western Sky commercial I can't seem to find online, but it looks like they gave the spokeswoman some meth, because she's disturbingly perky and keeps grinning like :q:.

I found a picture of what I think you're talking about Ignore the drawing.

Also I just youtube searched for the commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1qWoOljtjE What the gently caress is up with the comments?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
"Hey, Velveeta Cheese, here. Y'know who's cool? That guy who works for minimum wage at the RC helicopter kiosk at the mall. He also eats gross microwavable mac & cheese during his lunchbreaks. That dude rules. You should totally be jealous of him."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXbApqTSgo

landcollector
Feb 28, 2011

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

I found a picture of what I think you're talking about Ignore the drawing.

Interest rate of ~90 percent, eh? I remember seeing one of their ads on Youtube where it was over 110 percent. Even so, the rates this organization charges would make Vegas loansharks weep in envy. As for the perky spokeswoman, I'd say it's less like meth and more like Smilex Gas.

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.westernsky.com/General/Rates.aspx

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Well yeah, that's how those places have to work if they are going to make any money at all. If a super short term loan doesn't have a ridiculous APR, they'll make jack poo poo on it when it's paid back.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I dunno, 84 monthly payments doesn't sound very short-term to me. If there's any excuse for such high rates it's that they don't expect a lot of people to pay anything back at all. Not that that's a good excuse for preying on the desperate and underinformed.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Yeah, Payday loan places usually have APRs in the range of 900%. You aren't supposed to take a year to pay it off so most people don't really notice how high it is. Those places are just legal loansharks.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Mozi posted:

I dunno, 84 monthly payments doesn't sound very short-term to me.

That's because you aren't supposed to take anywhere near 84 months to pay it back.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

I found a picture of what I think you're talking about Ignore the drawing.

Also I just youtube searched for the commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1qWoOljtjE What the gently caress is up with the comments?

That's the older commercial, not the one I'm talking about. Those comments are pretty repulsive though, that's Youtube for ya.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


BAD CREDIT, YOU RUIN MY GAME!!! :mad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxJkYKEoXeA

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Why did they bring back the old freecreditscore.com band?

Why?

WHY?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

squarerandom posted:

One bought the rights to cowboys.com I was expecting the homepage to the Dallas Cowboys, not A dating site.
Isn't that a gay dating site? Imagine how pissed off that makes Jerry Jones.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Why did they bring back the old freecreditscore.com band?

Why?

WHY?
They should have no freecreditscore.com bands.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Y-Hat posted:

They should have no freecreditscore.com

That's better.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Gonz posted:

"Hey, Velveeta Cheese, here. Y'know who's cool? That guy who works for minimum wage at the RC helicopter kiosk at the mall. He also eats gross microwavable mac & cheese during his lunchbreaks. That dude rules. You should totally be jealous of him."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXbApqTSgo

The narrator sounds like a rejected character off of "Eastbound and Down".

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Gonz posted:

"Hey, Velveeta Cheese, here. Y'know who's cool? That guy who works for minimum wage at the RC helicopter kiosk at the mall. He also eats gross microwavable mac & cheese during his lunchbreaks. That dude rules. You should totally be jealous of him."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXbApqTSgo

You're taking this pretty literally dude. It's cheap-rear end dollar store ramen with cheese (here's where someone spergs out about how ITS NOT REAL CHEESE or something) and it's pretty clear they're marketing it as such.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Sony is suing the actor who played that fictional Sony exec in Playstation commercials.

Why?

Because he had the nerve to be in other ads. Ads for tires! :argh:

quote:

Sony's PlayStation would-be mascot Kevin Butler was sued by his former employers for playing Mario Kart in a Bridgestone tires commercial.

If you’re an actor playing a fictional character in an advertising campaign, you better not take any jobs later in your career with a competing brand. At least if you don’t want to get yourself sued. Jerry Lambert, known for playing fictional Sony executive Kevin Butler in a series of PlayStation 3 and PSP commercials between 2009 and 2011, is being sued by Sony Computer Entertainment for showing up in a commercial playing Wii games.

The commercial in question is for Bridgestone tires, wherein Lambert appears playing Mario Kart Wii. Following the commercial’s release, Sony sued both Bridgestone and Lambert’s company Wildcat Creek, claiming that the both are guilty of violating the Lanham Act, which prohibits, amongst other things, trademark dilution.

“We invested significant resources in bringing the Kevin Butler character to life and he’s become an iconic personality directly associated with PlayStation products over the years,” a Sony spokesman told Kotaku, “Use of the Kevin Butler character to sell products other than those from PlayStation misappropriates Sony’s intellectual property, creates confusion in the market and causes damage to Sony.”

http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/fake-playstation-exec-kevin-butler-sued-for-promoting-nintendo-wii/#ixzz29CERN1OT

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


What Sony Execs See: Their fictional character Kevin Butler playing a Wii game which will completely confuse people and hurt the Sony brand.

What Everyone Else Sees: Oh cool, it's that actor that played Kevin Butler. He was pretty funny in those commercials, I'm glad to see he got more work. What? Sony is suing him? WTF Sony, remind me again why I keep buying your products?

Oh Sony, keep on trucking doing everything possible to make people annoyed with you.

docputer
Jul 11, 2001
the other white meat
http://youtu.be/BgSvb_3Yt3E

Sandra Lee of Food Network talking about the Renewal by Anderson Windows is her best decision ever.
Not signing a contract with FN to get sloshed while frosting twinkies?

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

bull3964 posted:

Oh Sony, keep on trucking doing everything possible to make people annoyed with you.

That's a slam dunk trademark case and if they don't sue it can be held against them in the future. Same thing when big time pro and college sports teams sue high schools for copying their logos without permission.

Jerry Lambert's agent should have known better.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea trademarks have to be aggressive just due to how the laws work, the agent should have known that.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

ElwoodCuse posted:

That's a slam dunk trademark case and if they don't sue it can be held against them in the future. Same thing when big time pro and college sports teams sue high schools for copying their logos without permission.

Jerry Lambert's agent should have known better.

That's the thing, Jerry Lambert's agent is... Jerry Lambert.

quote:

On September 11, Sony filed a lawsuit against Bridgestone Tires and Wildcat Creek, an advertising agency for which Lambert is actually president.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


DJExile posted:

You're taking this pretty literally dude. It's cheap-rear end dollar store ramen with cheese (here's where someone spergs out about how ITS NOT REAL CHEESE or something) and it's pretty clear they're marketing it as such.

What they don't show you is the part of that guy's day that the voice-over doesn't tell you about is where the guy goes home to his one-room studio apartment after his day of making no sales on his mall-kiosk helicopters and stands in front of the mirror for 10 minutes with a gun in his mouth, because his situation is so hopeless that he has to borrow water from his buddy in the food court for his daily meal of a lovely box of noodles.

Eat like that guy, viewing audience.

ElwoodCuse posted:

That's a slam dunk trademark case and if they don't sue it can be held against them in the future. Same thing when big time pro and college sports teams sue high schools for copying their logos without permission.

What? How is that even remotely the same thing? He's not playing the character "Kevin Butler" in the Bridgestone commercial, is he? Just some guy who happens to look like Kevin Butler since they're the same loving actor, right?

Or, as one of the comments in that article put it:

quote:

Perhaps as a follow up George Lucas plans to sue Harrison Ford for his later roles not playing a starship captain?

raditts fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Oct 13, 2012

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

docputer posted:

http://youtu.be/BgSvb_3Yt3E

Sandra Lee of Food Network talking about the Renewal by Anderson Windows is her best decision ever.
Not signing a contract with FN to get sloshed while frosting twinkies?
Or shacking up with the governor of New York and (God forbid) possible presidential candidate.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Mister Kingdom posted:

Why did they bring back the old freecreditscore.com band?

Why?

WHY?

Haters best get to bloggin. :colbert:

...:suicide:

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

raditts posted:

What? How is that even remotely the same thing? He's not playing the character "Kevin Butler" in the Bridgestone commercial, is he? Just some guy who happens to look like Kevin Butler since they're the same loving actor, right?

He doesn't have to be. The issue is not that he's in another commercial, it's that he's in another commercial using the product of their direct competitor.

quote:

Or, as one of the comments in that article put it:

This is a pretty awful analogy unless Harrison Ford is pitching Battlestar Galactica DVDs or something

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






ElwoodCuse posted:

This is a pretty awful analogy unless Harrison Ford is pitching Battlestar Galactica DVDs or something

Even if Harrison Ford was pitching Battlestar Galactica DVDs, he should be completely free to do so unless he's being specifically portrayed as the likeness of Han Solo in the process. Harrison Ford is an actor, not a brand, and neither is this guy. An actor being in an role doesn't make his mere existence in another role a trademark case. Sony just handed Bridgestone and Nintendo a ton of free publicity and themselves another helping of egg on their face.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

McSpanky posted:

Even if Harrison Ford was pitching Battlestar Galactica DVDs, he should be completely free to do so unless he's being specifically portrayed as the likeness of Han Solo in the process.

He's absolutely not, that would be another very easy "likelihood of confusion" Lanham Act claim.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


You can't paint an airliner gray because you could, in theory, confuse it for a United Airlines plane. Who doesn't even paint them gray any more.

That's how powerful and aggressive trademark law is.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I mute whenever the Cosmopolitan Vegas hotel commercial comes on. The one where some Guy Ritchie thugs confront a Hollywood tool and recite Bohemian Rhapsody. Something about it just makes me want to smack everyone across the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xa7cYMD-Dc

I swear it's as if #YOLO was a commercial

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Because when I think Vegas, I think British metrosexuals singing Freddie Mercury songs.

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran
I don't recall seeing this one mentioned yet, but that goddamn cell phone one with the prick dad deciding who gets the most data on the shared plan is getting old..

MOSHT DENTAL WORK!

I must see it at least four times a night during primetime TV... ugh.

Lord Of Texas
Dec 26, 2006

WescottF1 posted:

I don't recall seeing this one mentioned yet, but that goddamn cell phone one with the prick dad deciding who gets the most data on the shared plan is getting old..

MOSHT DENTAL WORK!

I must see it at least four times a night during primetime TV... ugh.

"I just want to take a bath..." ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TAKE A drat BATH? YOU KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT BUT YOUR DUMB rear end IS ETERNALLY AT THE COUNTER.

Aggh that commercial gets on my nerves too.

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WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran
Sad thing is, I honestly couldn't say offhand what cell company it's for. So much for it at least being effective while annoying at the same time.

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