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Scaramouche posted:I was going to post a job I found but it's for a company I don't know anything about that I came across while researching something about startups. Is that cool for this thread or should I hold off? I think anyone who enters into an employment agreement based solely on the recommendation of something they read on SomethingAwful.com deserves what they get, so I say go for it.
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Reposting this because the wife and I just made the move to the Denver area and I need a job. My experience: 12 years as system admin for a small company. Sole IT person with the exception of consultant that does the heavy SQL coding stuff. All Windows clients, Windows Server NT to 2008. SQL Server 7 to 2008, Exchange 2003, AD, Group Policy, Epicor ERP. Dell server and desktop hardware mostly. A little bit of everything. What I'm looking for: Something similar, but maybe part of a team this time. What I'm NOT looking for: Tier 1 Help Desk Where I live: Arvada, CO Where I'm looking: Denver area, preferably northwest. Also could do Boulder and the area around it. When I can start: Now. Requirements: Health insurance, full time Can be reached via: username AT chasbo DOT com
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Job Title: Applications Developer Location: Indianapolis, IN What we do: Brokerage for shipping Software/Languages/etc you will be using: C# with MVC framework, Visual Studio, SQL Server, WinDev Who we are looking for: Entry to Mid-level developers to build and maintain systems on and off the web Why would you want to work here? Willing to train, reasonable salary and benefits. Overtime isn't unreasonable and you are compensated the times you do a good deal of it. Contact: PM or Ksmast2 at Gmail dot Com
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Mierdaan posted:I think anyone who enters into an employment agreement based solely on the recommendation of something they read on SomethingAwful.com deserves what they get, so I say go for it. Eh all right then. Caveat emptor and all that: https://www.kabbage.com/company/Careers They're based in Atlanta, GA. They're hiring for a bunch of marketing director positions plus these: Sr. SAS Programmer/Analyst Sr. Quality Assurance Test Automation Engineer Desktop/Server System Administrator I have no exposure to these guys, like I said I was researching something else when I stumbled across it.
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Sep 20, 2012 21:00
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Job Title: Software Engineer ( all levels ) Location: Portland, OR or Eugene, OR What we do: Flight planning software ( search ) Software/Languages/etc you will be using: C, C++, C# ( Visual Studio ), vmWare, your text editor of choice. While we're looking for Windows people you will be diving into Linux-land so you should be flexible. Who we are looking for: Developers at all levels with expertise in algorithms. We're looking for more Windows programs but if you are smart and motivated we'd love to you have you here. Why would you want to work here? Great salary and benefits in a wonderful region of the country. We provide weekly company lunches, biweekly massages, your own office, great hardware, and for this team we pay for flight school. We will obviously reimburse for relocation. Contact: PM me
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emoltra posted:What we're not looking for: Someone that refers to themselves as a 'ninja' or a 'rockstar'. I almost wish I had more project management experience after reading this. Usage of the words "ninja" and "rockstar" in job listings ranks among my greatest annoyances in life. First world problems, I know...
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the spyder posted:
Edit went ahead and sent my resume and cover letter to the email in your post. Merica fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Feb 2, 2015 |
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I'm looking for an internship in the IT and Web Development industry. Hopefully I can start mid-December or early May for a full summer internship. My experience: 5 years as PHP + MySQL developer. 2 years with CodeIgniter. Currently learning Laravel. HTML5/CSS3 and Javascript experience. I have experience with Apache web servers and with Linux. I am the Chief Information Officer for my college's Executive Student Government where I am responsible for planning and delegating projects to my IT council. What I'm looking for: Web Development internship or a general IT internship What I'm NOT looking for: Help Desk, administrative job Where I live: Hunterdon County, NY (home), Poughkeepsie, NY (during school year) Where I'm looking: Central NJ (Somerset County, Morris County) or Hudson Valley. I can also commute to NYC. When I can start: Mid-December (winter break) or Early May (summer break for 3.5 months) Requirements: If outside of NJ, a commuting stipend would be nice. Can be reached via: david [at] davidgunter [dot] ca or via PM I can give more info, including a full resume and code portfolio, upon contact.
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Posting here since I'm having a seriously hard time finding work; My experience: 4+ years in a hodgepodge of roles. 3 years working as an OS X 10.5 system administrator, dealing with infrastructure as well as a Mac Desktop support role. 1 Year as an IT Intern providing Desktop support to Windows & Linux clients as well as Active Directory, Exchange & VMWare ESXi infrastructure work. What I'm looking for: I've been described as Mid-Tier Desktop Support, although I'd really like to eventually leave it behind for System Administration. What I'm NOT looking for: Relocation. Where I live: Brighton, East Sussex, UK. Where I'm looking: Brighton Area, although I'm not adverse to an easy trip into London or working in the surrounding area, Lewes, Newhaven, Hove, etc. When I can start: Now. Dear god; now. Requirements: Permanent / Semi-Permanent Role. I'm not hot on working day-by-day unless I have to. Can be reached via: PM, lynxifer at gmail dot com.
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Sep 26, 2012 01:13
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Listen, nerds: We're getting garbage candidates who are idiots. Do you think you can do this? Goddamn: The last candidate interviewed showed up in a golf shirt, penny loafers and athletic socks. and he didn't know poo poo. The bar is kinda low. Are you in Denver? Do you know C#? Do you know SharePoint? No? How about MVC? Or asp.net? PM Me and let's find a way to get you a job and me a coworker I don't have to murder and dump in a gully. boo_radley posted:Job: Software Engineer boo_radley fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Sep 26, 2012 |
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Currently looking to move out of my current position. It is time for a change. My experience: 2+ Years as a C# ASP.NET Developer at a large university working on large student data applications. Have experience in MS SQL, LINQ, jQuery, and TFS. Previously, did IT Support and Planning at same university for 5+ years. Full resume available on request. What I'm looking for: Software development job in which I can expand and grow. I'm hungry to learn more and to push my current knowledge. Where I live: Central NJ near train to NYC Where I'm looking: NJ/NYC (Might be willing to relocate) When I can start: Standard 2 week notice for current job Requirements: Full Time position only Can be reached via: PM on forums or onlinejsearch _ gmail
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boo_radley posted:Listen, nerds: We're getting garbage candidates who are idiots. Do you think you can do this? Goddamn: The last candidate interviewed showed up in a golf shirt, penny loafers and athletic socks. and he didn't know poo poo. The bar is kinda low. Haha, I know where you work and that sounds pretty cool having been there once. How technical of a person are you looking for? I can send a colleague in Denver your way, but he's a got an ag bank regulatory background like I do and he's not as technical as I am. e: having trouble sending a PM on this app, but can receive- mind sending a PM with your email? air- fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Sep 27, 2012 |
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Sep 27, 2012 16:53
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Job: Senior Product Manager, Mobile Division Location: San Francisco Bay Area Who the client is: An enormous, multinational tech non-profit dedicated to spreading access to knowledge globally. Who we are: The executive recruiting firm who will be looking at your resumes. Please don't use the words guru, ninja, or rockstar on it! I have to look through your resumes and it makes me roll my eyes so hard I can't see your otherwise awesome credentials. Absolute Requirements:
If you fit the above qualifications but are tired of rapid development cycles and a focus on monetization, this might be the job for you. If the thought of working on a meaningful product with significant technical challenges that will be used by millions of people appeals to you, please PM me for a direct link to the position. If you don't have PMs but you feel you're appropriate for this position, please reply to this message with your e-mail address and I'll reach out to you.
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Currently looking for a short-term contract. (3 months ideally) This is a long-shot, I know, but I need something to hold me over and my current full-time is driving me nuts. My LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/robertmcauley My expertise: Python (Tornado, with a bit of Django exposure), Ruby (Cucumber testing framework), Selenium/Webdriver (automated web browser testing), Javascript. (not proficient with libs because I make code that's faster) Can do PHP or Perl but beggars can't always be choosers. What I'm looking for: Python, Ruby, or Javascript/web development. Where I live: Central Toronto (with no car) Where I'm looking: Public transit accessible in GTA When I can start: Anytime from 2 weeks from now until Nov 15th. Requirements: None, as long as it pays enough. Can be reached via: LinkedIn, AIM: Rainwavecc, or forum PM.
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I work for a SaaS company in Chicago (downtown in the loop), and we've got an open position for a Security Analyst. This is a new position, because our current security person has way too much to do. Here's the generic listing (some of these may be more of a "wish list", let me know if you're interested and I can answer questions/pass along more details. I believe this is more of a audit/policy type position vs someone who's going to be elbow deep in a firewall 8 hours a day. Summary The person in this position must possess a detailed knowledge of the business, as well as information security expertise, to develop and implement security plans appropriate to the level of risk the enterprise faces. The security analyst is a key member of the information security team and works closely with the Director of the Information security to develop and implement a comprehensive information security program. Required Technical Qualifications
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^^^^^^^ drat, wish I had a little more audit experience. This is EXACTLY what I want to do. I have a Sec+ and everything. Sigh.
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Location: Minneapolis, MN Who we are: Software developers, the majority of work is client-based projects, some will be internal projects. Based out of uptown, but you may have to work onsite for some clients (mileage, etc. reimbursed of course) Position Type: Full-time, competitive salary, benefits Jobs: Software Developer (iOS, Android, PHP) and Technical Project Manager, I put a description of a mobile dev contest we're sponsoring ($25,000) in there too. Absolute Requirements: - Some work history in software development. - for the PM position they want 3-5 years experience - Enthusiasm for developing, and a love for technology Nice to have: - 2+ years work experience - Experience with publishing apps to various app markets - Some customer service in your background In addition to that we are offering a mobile dev contest in November: Mobdemo, an opportunity for talented entrepreneurs and fast-growing companies to showcase their mobile technology at Mobcon, a mobile technology conference this November 13th and 14th. The Mobdemo finalist will walk away with $25,000 of cash and development services. We will be accepting applications through November 1st. Applicants may submit beta technology and even demoware by visiting https://www.mobcon.com/mobdemo. Furthermore, any questions sent to demo@mobcon.com will be answered within 24hrs. http://mentormate.com/jobs/ Reach me via PM and let me know you've applied so I can put in a good word for you. Requirements are listed on that page, but just to level with you guys: We will hire people that we feel are really talented but may not meet all of the qualifications.If you want to be sure that you would qualify or if you have any questions send me a PM or email youare.ontimesir@gmail.com
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A place a few friends work at has some IT openings they're looking to fill in the very near future: Location: Burlington, MA Jobs: IT Associate (entry-level Helpdesk) and a Sr. Windows Admin See the links below for more info. Small IT team supporting end users at a software development company with 500+ person user base. http://www.crd.com/Company/Careers/IT-Associate.aspx http://www.crd.com/Company/Careers/Senior-Windows-Administrator.aspx If you're interested, reply to the email listed on the above pages with your resume.
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If anyone is looking for a job and you have some modicum of computer experience, Time Warner Cable is hiring for a Tier 3 tech support job. PM or email me your information. Here's the official job posting: Posting Job Title: Tech II, Advanced Support Requisition #: 139317BR Posting Location: United States - North Carolina - Greensboro Area of Interest: Engineering/Technical Operations Position Type: Full Time Posting Job Description: The Time Warner Cable Carolina region currently seeks Advanced Technical II Support Representatives for our Customer Care Department in Greensboro, NC. Below please find a brief description of the essential duties and responsibilities required to function successfully in this position. Position Summary The Advanced Support Tech talks with customers by phone and/or email to resolve data problems and troubleshoots video, HSD (High Speed Data), digital phone and data services. Own all customer issues presented to you while acting as the customer's liaison into the company. Must be flexible to work any shift Sunday -- Saturday. Essential Job Functions: * Troubleshoot with TWC subscribers who are having difficulty with video, digital phone and data services utilizing all available diagnostic tools Once problems are resolved, agents are required to introduce new services or products to these customers following a specified sales process and must a meet a monthly sales quota * Resolve complex data problems that involve local network issues, email issues, modem trouble and other company owned equipment and/or software configurations * Utilize reasoning and critical thinking skills, identify appropriate fix agent and resolve single-user issues * Assist voice customers when needed, including but not limited to calling customers to confirm issue resolution * Assist, coach, train all support representatives on work-related procedures and products * May review tickets for potential system issues to escalate to different group as needed May assist with error trending, analysis and feedback sessions * Works with supervisors to streamline troubleshooting processes as well as create and maintain appropriate troubleshooting procedures * Needs to be able to provide exceptional customer service, works various schedules including on-call support and performs other duties as assigned * Supports all department and company goals and objectives Job Requirements: * Familiarity with cable system operations, internet and telephony operations preferred * Must be able to work in a fast paced environment and have the ability to make decisions quickly * Ability to read and comprehend simple instructions, short correspondence, and memos Ability to write simple correspondence * Ability to effectively present information in one-on-one and small group situations to customers, clients, and other employees of the organization * Ability to read and interpret documents such as operating and maintenance instructions and technical papers related to equipment and/or troubleshooting processes * Ability to apply common sense understanding to carry out detailed but uninvolved written or oral instructions * Ability to deal with problems involving a few concrete variables in standardized situations Education and Experience: * Job related 2 year degree or 2 years equivalent work experience required * Certifications in related subject matter Examples include but are not limited to A+, N+, MCSE, CCNA, etc preferred * Experience in supporting applications and equipment in a helpdesk environment preferred Ignore the education and experience. If you can tell an ethernet cable from a phone line and have at least some familiarity with checking internet issues, you'll be fine. edit: Starting pay is $15, and if you are in a TWC servicible area you get free internet to Turbo (20x2, extreme is $8 extra), free cable TV (Digital, All premiums (HBO, starz, cinemax, sportspass, etc) and phone for $20 a month if you want that. Also has a pension and good health benefits. Compensation is pretty good overall. Gothmog1065 fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Oct 11, 2012 |
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rover1223 posted:A place a few friends work at has some IT openings they're looking to fill in the very near future: drat it, exactly what I'm looking for but I live in CA. If I wasn't going to be finished with college by early June I'd definitely be willing to apply for jobs out of state. Anyone happen to know of a helpdesk position in the Los Angeles area?
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Looking for: Part-time coder/developer to design and implement a simple automated system for handling discreetly structured requests and build in additional functionality to the application over time. Job requires knowledge of coding, SQL, and the ability to manage the entire project. Not looking for: People who want a lot of money. Location: The Internet Start: ASAP Pay: Contact me. Accepting hourly rate requests. $9/hour can start immediately. Additional project completion bonus. Notes: I think the basic requirements of the job could be completed in just a few hours. Building in additional features to the core product and providing support will provide additional earnings potential. Contact: deliciouskittenicecream@gmail.com (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Looking for: A personal assistant to do basic internet related tasks, mainly research. Basic IT skills are needed as most tasks are IT related. Location: The Internet Start: Anytime Pay/Hours: Contact me No set schedule, work at your own pace. Description: You will receive various tasks through email. Any task can be rejected. Most tasks involve researching topics, gathering information, and locating contact information. Contact: deliciouskittenicecream@gmail.com
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Delicious Kittens posted:Looking for: Part-time coder/developer to design and implement a simple automated system for handling discreetly structured requests and build in additional functionality to the application over time. Job requires knowledge of coding, SQL, and the ability to manage the entire project. Pffffffft hahahahahaha Maybe try hiring an Indian through rentacoder or odesk. Good luck!
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Delicious Kittens posted:Pay: Contact me. Accepting hourly rate requests. $9/hour can start immediately. Additional project completion bonus. 
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Oct 14, 2012 16:18
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Hey look! He's going to launch the next Facebook!
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Oct 14, 2012 21:08
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But guys, there's a project completion bonus. It's an incentivized performance system. I mean, the bonus is probably a balloon that says "good job", but still.
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Oct 14, 2012 21:35
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Delicious Kittens posted:Pay: Contact me. Accepting hourly rate requests. $9/hour can start immediately. Additional project completion bonus. This guy's totally not cost-conscious. For the  he just wasted on an account to post his lovely job opportunities, he could have half this job completed. What a waste.
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Oct 14, 2012 22:21
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Delicious Kittens posted:Pay: Contact me. Accepting hourly rate requests. 1 bitcoin/hour can start immediately. Additional project completion bonus (free hashing time).
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Oct 14, 2012 23:00
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To put this in real perspective, I made more than that reformatting hard drives and cleaning dust out of PSUs at the Geek Squad. Starting pay. Though to be fair, we never did get those 'Good Job' balloons.
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Oct 15, 2012 03:21
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The local grocery store is paying people to bag groceries starting at $10/hour.
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Oct 15, 2012 04:09
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The fact that he lists the pay for the programming position, but not the "personal assistant" position is my favourite. He must be planning to pay like $5/hour for that one.
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Oct 15, 2012 05:07
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How deranged do people have to be to think that 9$/h is an acceptable rate in Western countries.
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KaneTW posted:How deranged do people have to be to think that 9$/h is an acceptable rate in Western countries. You see, to be successful in life you have to pull yourself up by hour bootstraps and
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KaneTW posted:How deranged do people have to be to think that 9$/h is an acceptable rate in Western countries. Maybe he traveled in time from 1999. Wait, no. I made more than that as a tech support monkey fresh out of high school.
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***HALLOWEEN REPOST*** Who: Guidewire Software Where: Foster City, CA (Headquarters). Professional Services positions are primarily travel and you can be based anywhere in the US / Europe. Title: Implementation Consultant Hello! Guidewire Software is a young company meeting the needs of an underserved market, and right now we need your help. I have been working with Guidewire Software Professional Services for the last three years helping implement our company's software at various locations around the USA and Europe, and right now we have more projects than we can handle and are aggressively hiring Services consultants. What does this actually mean? Successful candidates will go to California for a month for training, followed by client engagements that can last anywhere between 6 and 18 months. Depending on your role, you can be responsible for anything from business analysis to solution design to actual implementation work (and if you're particularly lucky, all of the above!) If this appeals to you, note that successful candidates generally have: - a BS in a technical field - 3 years of experience or more in an IT consulting position - Insurance experience strongly preferred (but not required) - Some sort of management experience strongly preferred, but not required (project management of small teams - Willingness to travel. Almost all our projects are 80% travel or more. Still with me? We typically break our consultants up between two tracks: - Functional, who handle requirements gathering, user interface and business design, and implementation of user interfaces and business logic. This requires not only soft skills but also hard technical skills. The platform uses Gosu for its scripting language for building out screens and business logic. (http://gosu-lang.org/) - Technical, who handle solution design and integration of the software to various edge systems (ESBs, web portals, data warehouses, operational reporting, various other internal systems, even mainframes!). Candidates must have an in-depth knowledge of Java to have success in this role. Insterested? Click the links to read the full reqs and apply: Functional EMEA: http://jobvite.com/m?3KBpmfwQ Functional USA: http://jobvite.com/m?31Cpmfw8 Technical EMEA: http://jobvite.com/m?3sDpmfwA Technical USA: http://jobvite.com/m?3TDpmfw1 If you have any questions, PM me here or email the address on the spreadsheet. Check out our stock and read press / news here: http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=GWRE ***HALLOWEEN REPOST*** We are still looking for people! We have hired a ton of people over the last year and are still looking for more, so check us out and apply above if you're interested! Feel free to PM me with any questions you might have.
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