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"Photograph" came on the radio last night and I did nothing but sing the parody version of the chorus while giggling like a kid. Richard's early songs were masterpieces.
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Listenting to some old prank calls today. RILEY! CAN.....YOU.....HERE....ME? ehhhhhh.....HUH? EDIT: Dryyyyy Oatmeal
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Oct 19, 2012 20:16
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GenoCanSing posted:"....Blah blah blah Kendra" I wish they had delved more into the situation with his other fake girlfriend Christine (circa 2007 or so). The golden age of ETM has got to be between late-ish 2007 (like, leading up to the time that Diana DeGarmo's mother talked to Steve Langford about ETM's excessive phone calls) and sometime just before the whole "What's 9 x 4?" bit.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I wish they had delved more into the situation with his other fake girlfriend Christine (circa 2007 or so). Whenever it was, it pretty much ended when Artie was gone. I think it was around the time Eric the Midget got his stand-up routine where he ranked on Artie (shortly after the suicide attempt) is when the Midget went into freefall. The funniest thing ever was the 'so we've seen your dick' from May 2009.
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Sigh. Late-stage drug and alcoholism plus being a total moron that likely lacks the insight necessary to seek out and receive treatment equals someone is going to be dead before all of this is said and done: http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/19/miss-howard-stern-andrea-ownbey-arrested-dui-sirius-xm/
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It's amazing what a powerful addiction alcohol is because after the car accident that almost claimed her life(she looks amazingly well even in that mug shot because that accident severely hosed her up in the head/face area) she continues to booze it up with no regard for the safety of herself or anyone around her. I'm always blown away by stuff like this because I do not have an addiction to drugs or alcohol and am fortunate enough to be surrounded by people without those problems as well so I'm so insulated from people who have these serious problems.
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Crotch Bat posted:I'm always blown away by stuff like this because I do not have an addiction to drugs or alcohol and am fortunate enough to be surrounded by people without those problems as well so I'm so insulated from people who have these serious problems. She's endlessly enabled by a father with money who buys her new cars after she wrecks them and whatever rich men she can lure in until they get sick of her. I'm less offended by the drinking then I am of her using abortion as a form of birth control. Someone should have had her fixed.
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I'm significantly less perturbed about her abortions because they're HER abortions and it's not like her abortion is going to leap out and kill some unsuspecting bystander. Drunk driving and driving under the influence hurts people that have nothing to her, and that bothers me. And seriously, "Someone should have had her fixed?" I have to assume that's just a really unfunny joke. She's not an animal, she's a person with some serious problems, abortions being the least of them really. edit: Given her issues, would you really rather she had the kids instead? YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Oct 20, 2012 |
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Oct 20, 2012 13:11
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Given her propensity to attract rich men, it's too bad Ted Kennedy is no longer around to give her a ride.
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Oct 20, 2012 13:42
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It's a shame Howard didn't make Miss Howard Stern into Mrs. Howard Stern back when he had the chance. You know that would have turned out spectacularly well.
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I was hoping for some funny comments by Stern fans on that Andrea story, but it was mostly just people bitching about how Howard ruined AGT.
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Oct 20, 2012 15:39
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Here is a great Artie Bit from The Nick and Artie Show. He reads the Yankee playoff batting average as the Dean from Animal House. Its pretty great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlAVqxJteo0
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I was just listening to Eric's appearence from 4-22-08, and they are deriding his awful mustache, and Howard broke out with: "Eric, you look like Frito Bandito after he was fed through a lawnmower." Jesus did I laugh. 
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Hahahahaha, look what I just found: http://www.puregoldshowgirls.com/eric.htm http://www.puregoldshowgirls.com/eric/pg001.jpg Edit: This is officially the best picture of ETM of all time http://www.puregoldshowgirls.com/eric/pg018.jpg
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Oct 20, 2012 17:52
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HAH! Eric's being  Horrific strippers, though. Jesus. Tons of tats, acne...some butterfaces at least!
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That photoshop is...too good. Way too good. Thanks. Now I will have nightmares. 
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Cliche Guevara posted:HAH! Eric's being Dear god, I was thinking the same thing. Some of those chicks's faces look like paper bags that got run over by a moped.
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Oct 20, 2012 20:57
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Those strippers are horrible. Is that the day shift or something?
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Oct 20, 2012 20:58
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It's not that far from Vegas, so the weaker strippers probably stop there on their way to the promise land.
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Oct 20, 2012 21:11
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Eric's constant "deer in the headlights" face is the best thing  Does anybody have the old pics of him with strippers and the snake?
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I love that at age 40(or close to it, I think) he's making all the horrific decisions regarding his looks and hygiene that normal people make when they're 16. lovely facial hair, horrible hair cuts and a complete lack of face washing. The little blob is just a rolling disaster in every way. Oh god those poor girls having to take money from those crinkled claw hands. 
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A Intimate Rimjobs posted:Eric's constant "deer in the headlights" face is the best thing  
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I really like the concept of the Back Office Show, but listening to it only makes me dislike Jason more and more. He's just got an incredibly annoying smug arrogance about him. I love that Will's picked him as his douce of the week every episode so far. I do like that they ragged on Steve the Intern and his insane opinions though. Steve spent the whole night hitting on a girl who he knew had a boyfriend, and then when she suggested they gently caress, he yells at her for cheating on said boyfriend. What...the...gently caress.
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qbert posted:I do like that they ragged on Steve the Intern and his insane opinions though. Steve spent the whole night hitting on a girl who he knew had a boyfriend, and then when she suggested they gently caress, he yells at her for cheating on said boyfriend. What...the...gently caress. Isn't Steve the Intern the guy who got crazy-angry when some Miss America (or Miss USA or whatever) went into porn? That guy is nuts.
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She has a child. Wont someone please think of Beyonce.
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Manifest posted:She has a child. Wont someone please think of Beyonce. Well, that doesn't count, it was with a black guy - "Sal Governale"
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ch3cooh posted:Was 08 the year of zero point zero? My friend and I both quit listening when Artie left. We only break out two quotes on our phone calls now. 1) Zero point zero 2) The sour shoes pranking Steve Langford one. We call each other all the time and just say "John, I'm really busy I gotta go" when the other person answers. So dumb but I die laughing every time he does it to me. I wish they would release the unedited four hour recording or just play the whole thing start to finish one day when the crew is out. I'd buy Sirius for the month to hear it! edit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7Fr5vWAlg I'm laughing all over again. I'll be 80 years old and laughing at this! Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Oct 21, 2012 |
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GenoCanSing posted:Hahahahaha, look what I just found: Flash photography should not be allowed in a stripclub, good lord.
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Langford vs. "Sour" is hands down my favorite Stern bit of all time. The show was sooo good in '08.
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Oct 21, 2012 10:52
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qbert posted:I really like the concept of the Back Office Show, but listening to it only makes me dislike Jason more and more. He's just got an incredibly annoying smug arrogance about him. I love that Will's picked him as his douce of the week every episode so far. I like Jason for this exact reason (mixing it up between the staff/back office,) however, in the few shows I've managed to listen to this month, he's even getting to me more than usual. Very easy to see why people hate him. I wonder if he still takes the confidence pills.
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Ribsauce posted:My friend and I both quit listening when Artie left. We only break out two quotes on our phone calls now. It's the occasional bicycle/clown horn that seals the deal for me. LANGFORD'S GOT A BIG HUGE COCK (*honk-a* *honk-a* *honk-a*)
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I recall when Sal and Richard were editing it together, Sal admitted on the air that this was his greatest prank call(s) ever, and that he would never be able to top himself. And he was right. I loving loved hearing them play it while Sour was in the studio last month... and I too would like to listen to the entire 4-hours+ of raw tape. "..measures seven-teen.."
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This is one of my favorite moments from Eric the Midget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuQEoY8JmLw
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Rapping Leiberman is almost as good as drunk Liberman.
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Since I have started listening to the show again in the past couple weeks, I have noticed occasionally during Robin's news Howard will say "Back to you Robin" and it sounds like it's edited or patched in. The first time it stood out for me, everyone in the studio was laughing and it abruptly stopped as Howard said "and back to you Robin". I suppose he could be killing all the mics but his and Robins to keep the news moving, but it sounds really out of place and I have noticed it happen several times since.
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adamj1982 posted:Since I have started listening to the show again in the past couple weeks, I have noticed occasionally during Robin's news Howard will say "Back to you Robin" and it sounds like it's edited or patched in. The first time it stood out for me, everyone in the studio was laughing and it abruptly stopped as Howard said "and back to you Robin". I thought I was only hearing this because I listen to edited podcasts of the show. (In all fairness, I'm a subscriber, but I can only listen in half hour intervals now so I need to be able to pick up where I left off.)
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