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Can someone remind me why the Martells and the Tyrells hate each other?
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Oct 26, 2012 20:03
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Because the Viper hosed up the elder Tyrell boy Willas' leg in a joust. Willas bears no grudges himself, just stupid Mace.
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Oct 26, 2012 20:22
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gently caress Mace erryday, get him and Tarly and pour boiling oil in their eyesssss.
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Narahari posted:
But GRRM is left with a cash cow that won't end until his fetid corpse is left half buried in the new mexican desert. He clearly didn't plan this out, and nothing he has written before has been this vast in scope. It isn't even a finished series yet, much less one that was edited from beginning to end to tighten up the storyline. I'm of the belief that he sold his sold to the devil, to write a trilogy and become "the american tolkien". Well, he got to book 3, and said gently caress this, I can do this without Beezle-Nuts help.. and we see books 4 & 5 proved him wrong. I take comfort in knowing the horrible punishment the afterlife reserves for those such as grmm. Personally I think the books will "end" with Zombie-Jon snow sitting on the wall, having just defeated some faction, and there will still be years of long cold night in front of them - and nothing will be truly resolved.. the "Game of thrones" will be ongoing, because in the future there is only war... I think that is his only hope - there is no happy ending to this shitheap. His publisher will love it because if he balances it right, there will be a giant world (ala dragonlance) to piece out to lovely writer after lovely writer. He can end that way because at some level that has been the point all along - there are no happy endings, there is just The Game. You don't have resolution, you just have different players. Anyway, now that you are done - you should check out GRRMs WILDCARDS series. Some say its his best work, actually.
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Hey, thornghost, you should have PMs. Since you don't, though, I'll let you know I liked your October spooky story and appeciated how you simply linked to it off-site.
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Oct 27, 2012 15:29
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Hey wildcards bros, thanks for showing up to the thing. You cats are magical. 
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Oct 27, 2012 19:34
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Harassing this thread for your contest was a pro-click. If anyone can write depraved fiction, it would probably be Double-Goatse & Icicle-like Clits: the Thread.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Harassing this thread for your contest was a pro-click. If anyone can write depraved fiction, it would probably be Double-Goatse & Icicle-like Clits: the Thread. BoT, after the first few paragraphs of yours I thought I was going to be reading a satanic version of The Pear-Shaped Man. Fortunately that was not the case.
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Oct 27, 2012 20:12
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Writing that poo poo was weird, man. Just shoved as much gross blood-stuff in as I could think of, and one of my friends told me she nearly puked. I won! 
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bigmcgaffney posted:BoT, after the first few paragraphs of yours I thought I was going to be reading a satanic version of The Pear-Shaped Man. Fortunately that was not the case. You mean the Pear-Shaped Man was not Satanic enough?
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Writing that poo poo was weird, man. Just shoved as much gross blood-stuff in as I could think of, and one of my friends told me she nearly puked. I won! I read it and I was not even close to puking thanks to the aggresively disturbing lactations of this thread, but I did have to scroll down quickly to make sure it wasn't some kind of Melisandre fan fiction. Definitely a winner!
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Sophia posted:aggresively disturbing lactations I hope I never come across a situation irl that this phrase would describe.
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I, on the other hand... 
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The Fine Arts > The Book Barn > ADWD - Aggressively Disturbing Lactations
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Contra Calculus posted:The Fine Arts > The Book Barn > ADWD - Aggressively Disturbing Lactations
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I am happy to announce we have been successfully rehabilitated and ready to re-enter society as a functioning not pony poster. Now hurry up and polish off A Game of Bones so we can start on a Clash of Cocks for NaNoWriMo.
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Contra Calculus posted:The Fine Arts > The Book Barn > ADWD - Aggressively Disturbing Lactations
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I think I lactated hard tonight, but was it agressive enough for the bad thread????? ?? Prolly not
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casa de mi padre posted:You guys are going to milk that phrase for all it's worth, aren't you? Welcome to the Bad Thread.
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The Mutato posted:I am happy to announce we have been successfully rehabilitated and ready to re-enter society as a functioning not pony poster.    Pony posting vacation over. Time to celebrate by starting work on A CLASH OF COCKS. Just a heads up: I'm preemptively stealing the Denny chapter where she visits The Tomb of the Unliving. Hallucinations of tentacle rape and making GBS threads dick nipples to follow soon. :iamafag:
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Oct 28, 2012 20:08
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You're never going to finish any of these 'novels', are you? Just gonna skip merrily along from unfinished TOTALLY ORIGINAL WORK to TOTALLY ORIGINAL WORK.
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Oct 28, 2012 20:14
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Seriously, I want AGOB on my iPhone for discreet reading in lecture.
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Oct 28, 2012 20:23
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I want the entirety of Game of Bones sky-written above the white house on election day, with the 24 hour news networks thoughtfully dissecting each thrust and excretion until all politics is forgotten, the election is abandoned, and the soothing voice of Anderson Cooper reading it live and uncensored leads the whole country to go gently caress-mad like the climax of Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. And with every American having spent themselves on their partner, we enter a new golden age without laws or leaders. Only a world of lovely GRRMfic and stretched anuses.
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Oct 28, 2012 20:30
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Careful with all that sexy talk now, you don't want to get GRRM excited. God knows what might happen... This is our new ruler when Game of Bones replaces the Bible after the inevitable sexpocalypse.
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Oct 28, 2012 20:32
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I will be named Pope Assplay I, and my first act will be to excommunicate Azure_Horizon and IRQ until they complete the seven trials of begrudging manlust.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I will be named Pope Assplay I, and my first act will be to excommunicate Azure_Horizon and IRQ until they complete the seven trials of begrudging manlust. It's good to have you back. Your avatar is still the scariest thing here.
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ExpletiveDeleted posted:Careful with all that sexy talk now, you don't want to get GRRM excited. God knows what might happen... "ORANGE CATHOLIC GAME OF BONES: the "Accumulated Book," the religious text produced by the Commission of Aggressive Lactators. It contains ORIGINAL CONTENT, DO NOT STEAL, including references to 50 Shades of Gray, The Song of Ice and Fire Series, Goatse and Bad Thread traditions. Its supreme commandment is considered to be: "Thou shalt not be an absolute fucker."
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ExpletiveDeleted posted:Careful with all that sexy talk now, you don't want to get GRRM excited. God knows what might happen... The un-GRRMed picture of this was on the front page of CNN.com the other day and I shut my laptop in fear.
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^ How long until the unedited version hits CNN, I wonder. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's lemon cakes.
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Thou shalt not blog about football. To do this makes one an absolute fucker.
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I bloggef about football once, and from my head promptly sprouted a sweaty captains hat, fused to my scalp
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Ty knelt before Gurm with his mouth open like a catholic waiting for communion. Gurm gave a high pitched grunt and a giggly snort as he adjusted his robes to expose his engorged teats. With a gentleness that belied his stubby, sausage-like digits, he prodded and pinched his shy, reluctant nipples. With his inspection done and the left breast chosen, he gripped it both firmly and gently. As his tumescent neep glistened wetly with pre-lactate, he set to work with a yeoman-like vigor. His grunts and snorts picked up in pace and volume as he used both hands to pump his left teat like a blacksmith working his bellows. The sweaty, voluminous mounds of his torso rippled and quaked as he increased his rhythmic pumping and with a final shriek of rapture and release, his turgid nipple shot forth it's cargo of aggressively disturbing lactations into Ty's eager mouth.
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5/10, Ty needs the greasy milk of the Gurm dribbled into his man-womb.
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So that's the blood of GRRM, but what's the body? e: vvv oh GOD DAMMIT GRRM vv
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Oh wow, the latest Not a Blog entry is Gurmy as hell, entitled "Love Them Heifers":quote:Who says that Cersei Lannister is a cold, calculating, uncaring sort of queen? v Yeah, but Gaiman and Pratchett?
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