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milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
imagine having to do the litter once a week by just pulling open a drawer, grabbing a trash bag and then throwing it in the garbage. then like once every 2 weeks throw a few cups of litter in the litter box.

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Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

*john lennon plays the piano*

imagine theres no catshit

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
I'll just start feeding my cat a mixture of cork and sharp cheddar cheese until she stops pooping, problem solved

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

fuckin lol if your cat's litter box doesn't tweet updates

scrubs

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Golden-i posted:

I'll just start feeding my cat a mixture of cork and sharp cheddar cheese until she stops pooping, problem solved

no dont! :ohdear:

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
don't tell me how to raise my land mammals god dammit

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i have a stainless steel poop shovel for scooping cat dung. it comes with durable rubber handle included, as well as "vents" which you can utilieze by scooping the poo and then shaking out the excess cat litter back into the box, theereby reducing cat litter waste. hasn't broke yet, highly recommended 5/5 =^o.o^=

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
its the year of our lord 2000 and 12 and you're handling cat feces with your bare hands

what is this, canada?

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

mod sassinator posted:

lol my girl is a little bit of a beast at the vet. as soon as the vet walks in her tail goes up in alert mode and there's usually some hissing. on the plus side its easy to see a cats teeth when they hiss
chewy is also a beast at the vet, especially when it comes to peeing in her crate, and on you if you try to get her into her crate, and its a two person job to get her into the crate and to the vet. it got to the point where the vet gave us tranquilizer pills to give her a few hours before each visit. one of the last times we didn't tranq her, they needed to get a urine sample, looked in the crate and went "oh... nevermind."

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

sometimes poop shovel encounters jamming problem when faced with my cats shockingly massive shits however

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
esteban got in the vets lap last time and just sat down, chillin, expectin pets. got a thermometer up the butt AND pettes at the same time, his ears did weird things.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

esteban got in the vets lap last time and just sat down, chillin, expectin pets. got a thermometer up the butt AND pettes at the same time, his ears did weird things.

same

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

chillin, expectin pets. got a thermometer up the butt

story of my life esteban

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
protect yo cat butts, yospos

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

"Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team. :ssh:
i got a 3 part litter box that contains two boxes and a screen. so you put the screen on top of the box, put the litter in, and then shake out the excess litter and dump the crap/pee in the toilet.

easy peasy

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


FYI the generic Kroger litter clumps really good and works super great with my litter maid elite (because you're a terrible catte owner if you don't have a robot doing the poo poo cleaning for you) and is like $10 for a 40lb box.

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
Refurb shits a 70/30 mixture of asphalt and sarin gas, and all non-clumping litter sucks

I can't wait until she's old enough for clumping litter

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


Golden-i posted:

Refurb shits a 70/30 mixture of asphalt and sarin gas

But sarin gas is odorless and painless????????

57Hz
Jan 27, 2009

A white-noise buzzing sound.
had a litter maid for a while but Fritz would piss so much it would get stuck trying to deal.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Another day and 2 nights left in London before I go home to Dexter and Lulu, whom I miss a lot a lot. I am, on the other hand, not only do I get to be with my fiancé, but I also get to chill with her incredibly well behaved and very English cattes, Comet and his sister Luna.

ijustam
Jun 20, 2005

furball's shits will stink up the entire apartment

it is a war crime

also banana refuses to use the litter robot so i have to empty his poop longhand. i was emptying it into the litter robot but it started to overflow :stonk: and smear :stonk:

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
Refurb, how do you be so gross?





Oh... well ok.






Bonus:

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family
That gif needs that hands gif added to it

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Golden-i posted:

That gif needs that hands gif added to it

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
no seriously, how do you do that with her face?

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005
octopuss

Golden-i
Sep 18, 2006

One big, stumpy family

Boner Slam posted:

no seriously, how do you do that with her face?

I point the camera at her face and take a picture of her face

a world called z0r
Aug 31, 2012

Roosevelt posted:

i have a stainless steel poop shovel

a world called z0r
Aug 31, 2012

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

2 lbs 3 oz that will be $14.78 would you like it wrapped as is or in servings?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005


gonna need 12 of these by Thursday

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

OC's step-sister sydney



bonus points for the first one to guess which site that is

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Magda!

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


Ugh look at them walrus whiskers :3:

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


beatlegs posted:

OC's step-sister sydney



bonus points for the first one to guess which site that is

the browser homepage of Boss Catte HQ

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

beatlegs posted:

OC's step-sister sydney



bonus points for the first one to guess which site that is

sensible erection? is that bunch still alive?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


so been like 2 magda posts and swsp hasn't quoted magda what's up with that

mswsp why won't you quote magda?

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beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Base Emitter posted:

sensible erection? is that bunch still alive?

yes they are, and you win a virtual scritch session with the big man

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