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Ty actually wrote Dance. Tyrion is his self insert. Tyrion.
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In that case, what is the true meaning behind "Where do whores go?"
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Nov 5, 2012 19:02
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Urdnot Fire posted:In that case, what is the true meaning behind "Where do whores go?" Up his rear end.
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Nov 5, 2012 19:05
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Nothing so pedestrian. There are other orifices than these. To go east, you must go west, you see.
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Nov 5, 2012 19:22
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SaviourX posted:Nothing so pedestrian. There are other orifices than these. To go east, you must go west, you see. All these orifices are yours but the anus. Attempt no penetrations there.
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Nov 5, 2012 19:34
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So what we're saying is that the entire Song of Ice and Fire series is just a 4000-page metaphor for various butt-related fetishes? Actually, I guess that one's pretty obvious.
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Nov 5, 2012 20:17
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I wish I had Longclaw! If I were as cool as J-Snow I'd definitely leave my mouth open all day. Gormless is the new cool. All the wildling ladies will want to shove their floppy vaginas into my semi open mouth. Yeah. I know nothing, and it makes me baller status my cousins.
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Nov 5, 2012 20:28
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Thread sure does love butts today.
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Nov 5, 2012 21:20
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I love butts everyday. 
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Nov 5, 2012 21:22
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If you ain't talking butt, your mouth you should shut. Now is the time of the great Goatse. Praise be unto his anus.
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Nov 5, 2012 21:25
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 More butts for the butt god!
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Nov 5, 2012 21:41
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Butts for the Butt God, Anal Queefs for the Anal Queef Throne!
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Nov 5, 2012 21:49
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A half a thousand pages, mine nuncles. Neeps on a breastplate. Goatse and lemoncake soup in a trencher.
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Nov 5, 2012 22:02
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Well yeah it's pretty clear that grrm is an rear end man. By which I mean he is literally a life form made of butts, a conglomeration of cheeks and holes, a "bumunculus" if you will, that sometime in the 1960s gained sentience and started writing demented screenplays and short fiction. That high-pitched squeak the liberal media likes to call his "voice" is actually a highly-developed and articulated series of gastrointestinal expulsions. The buttmen are among us, wild cards. rejutka posted:Goatse and lemoncake soup in a trencher. Lemoncake soup served in a goatse would be much more appetizing.
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Nov 5, 2012 22:51
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How do buttmen interact with wombmen in the wild?
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Nov 5, 2012 23:11
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Urdnot Fire posted:How do buttmen interact with wombmen in the wild? The mangina of the wombmen can stretch to accommodate the butt, or the Penoris/Clitenis can penetrate the butt. God, haven't you read JK Rowling's new "adult" book?
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Nov 5, 2012 23:15
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The mangina of the wombmen can stretch to accommodate the butt, or the Penoris/Clitenis can penetrate the butt. No, but GRRM has. Many times. Many times.
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Nov 5, 2012 23:20
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Thulsa Doom posted:"The maesters are all male," he thinks to himself, "but I want Sam to rape a Hermione knockoff. I want him to bowl her over with his bulk and toss his belly on her back so he can reach her with his fat pink mast and his body slurps over hers stinking of body cheese while she cries and feebly fights to escape."
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Nov 6, 2012 03:08
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IRQ posted:Thread sure does love butts today. Duder im tryin to bring back vaginas but other duders cant let go of The Butt, Also I love the Sand Snakes, all of them Not as much as Estrella de la Noche, but still
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Nov 6, 2012 03:47
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Talas posted:Well, there's probably a Sand Snake in the Citadel, soooo... Is she mousy-haired and bookish? Is she? Isssshh ssssshhhhhhhe?
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Nov 6, 2012 04:04
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bigmcgaffney posted:Duder im tryin to bring back vaginas but other duders cant let go of The Butt, Butts offer more to hold on to.
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Nov 6, 2012 04:20
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IRQ posted:ADWD - Butts offer more to hold on to. You can still hold onto butts whether or not you are plunging things into them, but I have been wrong before.
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Nov 6, 2012 04:32
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The best thing to hold onto while plunging deep inside it is your mind, man. Now please read A Game of Bones, the first all-original novel by The Bad Thread.
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Nov 6, 2012 04:37
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A Game of Bones, available Spring 2013 on XBLMarketplace and the PlayStation Store. Additional DLC chapters releasing over the following six months!
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Nov 6, 2012 04:40
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Buy the AGOB Season Pass Today!
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Nov 6, 2012 04:50
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IRQ posted:Butts offer more to hold on to.
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Nov 6, 2012 04:51
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I just thought I'd let you know, there is an A Game of Thrones cookbook. There is a recepe for lemon cakes, and modern lemoncakes. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/edf5/?rkgid=275668648&cpg=ogpla&source=google_pla&gclid=CPbbmf3KubMCFUZgMgodJHQAtg
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Nov 6, 2012 06:16
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Urdnot Fire posted:Be careful of slipping if the owner of said butt has recently eaten shitberries, however. Why? What happens then?  
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Nov 6, 2012 14:59
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Guys, this is page five hundred, please step up the Wild Cardin'.
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Nov 6, 2012 18:06
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Why? What happens then? Well, you know. The most awkward part of anal sex is that initial penetration. If you don't have decent lube, or if you're with a woman and she's not worked up enough for you to slather her own lube back there, it can be pretty painful for both parties. But if the receiver has just shat themselves... 
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Nov 6, 2012 19:45
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Woah. Its full on double goatse. Wait - its almost a triple goatse. Oh my god. Its so dark, yet so vivid. Double goatse, all the way. Everyone needs to see this.
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Nov 6, 2012 20:17
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Well, you know. The most awkward part of anal sex is that initial penetration. If you don't have decent lube, or if you're with a woman and she's not worked up enough for you to slather her own lube back there, it can be pretty painful for both parties. You see to have confused the word "awkward" with "awesome".
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Nov 6, 2012 20:39
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Well, I don't particularly enjoy regular banjo string snaps. So if I have to use diarrhetic faeces as lube (and really, why the hell wouldn't you? it's there, it's plentiful, and it's already body temperature), then by GRRM, that's what I'll do!
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Nov 6, 2012 21:35
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Shitdick is a powerful deterrent, i mean it almost killed a beast 3 times my weight.
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Nov 6, 2012 21:47
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Thanks to GRRM and you assholes I am celibate and cannot explain to my girlfriend why, lest I get a shameb0ner. I am become shame. I am the beast that shouted Absolute Fucker at the heart of the world. I have no shame yet I must hide my boner. post script, Harlan Ellison is also a creepy looking mother fucker. I mean, I knew he was creepy, but not that he looked creepy. Ya feel me homes?
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Nov 6, 2012 22:53
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I'd rather not feel you. Too much shame. Creamy, lemon-scented shame.
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Nov 7, 2012 00:56
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zocio posted:Shitdick is a powerful deterrent, i mean it almost killed a beast 3 times my weight. See, that's why you just piss in your partner's anal cavity when you're done, it helps cleanse both of you!
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Nov 7, 2012 01:16
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:See, that's why you just piss in your partner's anal cavity when you're done, it helps cleanse both of you! Ocular cavities are the new anal cavities.
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Nov 7, 2012 01:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOYeW864w3Q "Pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities."
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"A second goatse has hit the rear end in a top hat." Has that one been done yet?
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