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Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
So I don't usually like videos of "Holy crap a kid does a thing!" but I couldn't help it with this one.

8 year old girl plays Stratosphere metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1jl5eALTjg

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Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


This really kind of freaked me out. It's poison!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob5vubKWIac

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Shamelessly stolen from a PYF thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLmw1_-i11M


Dog Powered Robot!

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Ruin Completely posted:

So I don't usually like videos of "Holy crap a kid does a thing!" but I couldn't help it with this one.

8 year old girl plays Stratosphere metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1jl5eALTjg

gently caress her. I just snapped my SG in half.

FrostedButts
Dec 30, 2011
It was bound to happen eventually. A rap song about thrift stores.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

Pussy Snorkel
Sep 12, 2008

With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

FrostedButts posted:

It was bound to happen eventually. A rap song about thrift stores.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

This is actually amazing. Thank you.

Crazy Goat
Dec 27, 2006

FrostedButts posted:

It was bound to happen eventually. A rap song about thrift stores.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

This has been posted in this thread at *least* three or four times in the last 10 pages.

(Disclaimer: it's an awesome track/music video - but still)

Crazy Goat fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Nov 6, 2012

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Crazy Goat posted:

This has been posted in this thread at *least* three or four times in the last 10 pages.

Handy tip: To find out if a YouTube video has been posted before, click "Search the Forums at the top of the page and do a "Match posts" search using the alpha-numeric video identifier. This way, I found two posts in this thread with that video.

memento mori
May 4, 2008

DONT CARE BUTTON posted:

This really kind of freaked me out. It's poison!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob5vubKWIac

Speaking of which, anyone have a link to that Russian woman with schizophrenia who has like 1000 videos?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Brother Jonathan posted:

Handy tip: To find out if a YouTube video has been posted before, click "Search the Forums at the top of the page and do a "Match posts" search using the alpha-numeric video identifier. This way, I found two posts in this thread with that video.

To be fair, that only works if you bought Platinum :shobon:

However, a good rule of thumb is that if it is a fairly recent video with over ~200k views, it was probably already posted. That video is only a few months old and has 13 million views, so yeah.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

memento mori posted:

Speaking of which, anyone have a link to that Russian woman with schizophrenia who has like 1000 videos?

You have to be more specific than that.

Captain Yesterday
Oct 8, 2007

Now it's time to do my people's native dance "DO THE HUSTLE"

memento mori posted:

Speaking of which, anyone have a link to that Russian woman with schizophrenia who has like 1000 videos?

Last I checked it was in the range of 24,000, but it seems she closed her account. :(

PovRayMan
Dec 25, 2002

Never get Freudian on a man holding a pickle.
The crazy lady's account name was "refbatch"

Here's an example video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VnODItMAow

You can pretty much just search youtube for it to find similar videos.

At least Tonetta opens up new channels when he gets shuts down.


EDIT: FOUND NEW CHANNEL

http://www.youtube.com/user/refbatchrefbatch/videos?flow=grid&view=0

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
:stare: she's scary.

HauntedRobot
Jun 22, 2002

an excellent mod
a simple map to my heart
now give me tilt shift
Lets turn to Bad Lip Reading for the 2012 Debates Highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgmARwtptoo

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

Acer Laptops has documented what Jack Bauer has done in retirement:

ACER: Bake It
http://youtu.be/diCKS6LkOXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diCKS6LkOXQ

Moot1234
Jul 2, 2008

Ridiculously long lasting flavor.

AzureSkys posted:

Acer Laptops has documented what Jack Bauer has done in retirement:

ACER: Bake It
http://youtu.be/diCKS6LkOXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diCKS6LkOXQ

Absolutely owns, don't skip this one.

Icesler
Jul 7, 2005
Instructional video on an unconvential way to unclog a toilet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8

ricecult
Oct 2, 2012




A woman explaining her attachment to the crabs she had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vz7b5EGeR0

edit: :nms: and I guess :nws: as well.

ricecult fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Nov 7, 2012

HerpinAndDerpin
Sep 11, 2011

ricecult posted:

A woman explaining her attachment to the crabs she had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vz7b5EGeR0

I cant even handle what I just watched. :nws: :nms:

Lothar
Feb 2, 2004

ARRGH YOU'RE THE ONE THAT IS DOOMED TO SINK
I just found out about this band called Univore from Chicago.
Here is a video called "Champagne Taste". I found it incredibly funny and catchy.

I enjoy the back story mostly.

quote:

Champagne Taste" comes from a supposedly true story Marco told Univore one rainy March day while listening to the instrumentation that would eventually turn into the song "Champagne Taste." Although the lyrics are spoken in the first person by Marco, this incident actually involved Marco's close friend from pastoral Italy, Giovanni. Marco wasn't even there when it happened. In fact, Marco has never even tasted champagne, nor the crack cocaine he
references in the song. (The beverage consumed in the music video is store brand sparkling apple juice.) Marco's vices never (rarely) exceed the recreational; Campari, vodka, and soda is his occasional poison,and even a single one of these he will milk for over five hours in any
given night. A cigarette after an especially heated ping pong match may also be involved. But this is all beside the point.
http://youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M


"There is a crack rock in my throat. I will be the best dressed man in prison. I should not be driving this car."

Kamoc
Oct 8, 2003

You cannot eat a purse.
Woman goes loving bonkers over last night's election results:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
Some truly painful standup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFHzpDNGlI

Crazy Goat
Dec 27, 2006

He exists!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5ZqpqyVOI

Shoeicide
Feb 29, 2012
Dudes having an electricity battle on Tesla coils.
http://www.wimp.com/electricitytesla/

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Kamoc posted:

Woman goes loving bonkers over last night's election results:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

Ah, schadenfreude. :allears:

By the way, I've been pronouncing "schadenfreude" incorrectly. Here is the correct way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3_DjiLLDfo

Some people had to be corrected in the comments section:

WOW, way wrong! Best pronunciation for a native English speaker is: SHAH-den Froy-deh.
MrWordNerd555

Ha ha close Mr. Word Nerd but no "cigar"! (That's a tube of rolled tobacco leaves) Anyway, the pronunciation in the video is correct. Thank you for contributing!
PronunciationManual in reply to MrWordNerd555

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As a German, I'm very offended at how he fails to pronounce the word properly. Its pronounciation is SHA-den-froy-deh and it basically means being gleeful about somebody else's failure.
popfan95b

Congratulations on being German! It's a great country. I'm speaking English, though. Thanks for the comment!
PronunciationManual in reply to popfan95b

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WTF???

This is definetly not pronounced correct. I'm from germany an it is NOT "scootnfroody"...ask somebody german to say it for you, this is poo poo! Has nothing to do with the word!
sYmoFilm

You're right, it isn't pronounced "correct". It is, however, pronounced correctly.
PronunciationManual in reply to sYmoFilm

Troubled Joe
Dec 12, 2008

Ah may be hungry but ah sure aint weird.

Brother Jonathan posted:

Ah, schadenfreude. :allears:

By the way, I've been pronouncing "schadenfreude" incorrectly. Here is the correct way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3_DjiLLDfo

Some people had to be corrected in the comments section:

WOW, way wrong! Best pronunciation for a native English speaker is: SHAH-den Froy-deh.
MrWordNerd555

Ha ha close Mr. Word Nerd but no "cigar"! (That's a tube of rolled tobacco leaves) Anyway, the pronunciation in the video is correct. Thank you for contributing!
PronunciationManual in reply to MrWordNerd555

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As a German, I'm very offended at how he fails to pronounce the word properly. Its pronounciation is SHA-den-froy-deh and it basically means being gleeful about somebody else's failure.
popfan95b

Congratulations on being German! It's a great country. I'm speaking English, though. Thanks for the comment!
PronunciationManual in reply to popfan95b

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WTF???

This is definetly not pronounced correct. I'm from germany an it is NOT "scootnfroody"...ask somebody german to say it for you, this is poo poo! Has nothing to do with the word!
sYmoFilm

You're right, it isn't pronounced "correct". It is, however, pronounced correctly.
PronunciationManual in reply to sYmoFilm

All the years i've spent trying to convince people that German's actually do have a sense of humour... ruined!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Kamoc posted:

Woman goes loving bonkers over last night's election results:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

This is scary. This is sad. People this misinformed and misguided are voting in country-changing events. I'd really like to have a discussion with her regarding some of her beliefs and claims but it seems like it'd probably just instantly devolve into a string of insults and irrational screaming. I don't even...

:smithicide:

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Kamoc posted:

Woman goes loving bonkers over last night's election results:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

"I just got a computer four years ago."

Obama says you're welcome, bitch.

giZm
Jul 7, 2003

Only the insane equates pain with success

Troubled Joe posted:

All the years i've spent trying to convince people that German's actually do have a sense of humour... ruined!
It's only funny when other people get hurt. Hurting words with improper pronunciation doesn't count.

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011

ricecult posted:

A woman explaining her attachment to the crabs she had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vz7b5EGeR0

edit: :nms: and I guess :nws: as well.

Being a goon, I've seen a great many things on the Internet that grossed me out. Creepy diaper fetish people, furries, Sonic the Hedgehog/Spongebob slashfics, videos of extreme violence, you name it.

But never have I been so shocked as to be rendered utterly speechless by a video.

Until now.

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012



That was hilarious, actually.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Here's a short film about a furry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Zmyny1EHc

It's exactly what I think a show on TV about furries that tried to be "tasteful" would be. It's kinda surreal, actually.

EDIT: And it's also hilarious in my opinion, if that wasn't clear

"There's a lion in your kitchen..."

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Nov 8, 2012

i am paul newman
Mar 31, 2010

Sekkira posted:

I'm going to elaborate:

To whoever put this together,

You had the entire 94 minute soundtrack of iconic, recognisable and timeless soundrack to play with in mixing War of the Worlds and all you did was loop bits of the narration over an unrelated baseline, threw in some strings and some wubwub.

This is the reason LITERALLY nobody ever acknowledges dubstep as a valid musical genre. Because the people who put it together have no knowledge of what inspired music they remix (which is all they do as they have no inspiration of their own) and feel their baseline on their lovely speakers who can't even produce the frequency is captivating enough to rinse and repeat.

You have ruined music forever. Everything I have said is a true fact, and while I have no scientific evidence or data to back this up, it's still a fact.

Have some Brass Eye:

Strong reaction. Did Ninja Tune kill your dog? It's just a capable dubstep mix using the one radio play everybody knows, the Christmas Carol of radio plays, so to say. It is a true fact, nobody likes English techno without underlying medical cause.


Gloria von Thurn und Taxis - Sankt Emmeram, German prime time TV for the elderly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRTL2GQYS8

John McDermott - The Ballad of Harry Warden, from My Bloody Valentine (1981).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iHIz-Cahc

O.K. - Okay! (Mixed-Media-Edit), German 1988 mashup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leoMqw7OYAE

Evolution Control Committee - Rocked By Rape, 1998 Dan Rather mashup, there's also an Evangelion AMV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DX4nsobHW8

Excelsior
Apr 30, 2003

ricecult posted:

A woman explaining her attachment to the crabs she had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vz7b5EGeR0

edit: :nms: and I guess :nws: as well.

This video loving rules.

im a girl btw
Jan 15, 2004

Captain Invictus posted:

See how long you can last in this Skate 3 compilation video before laughing hard enough to need to pause the video. It was the slow-motion shopping cart launcher that did it for me. I have always found the Skate physics glitches incredibly hilarious, and this guy is REALLY GOOD at exploiting them for effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUR6u8nHoM

This video is hilarious and makes me want to get skate 3.

ricecult posted:

A woman explaining her attachment to the crabs she had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vz7b5EGeR0

edit: :nms: and I guess :nws: as well.

This is awesome too, but doesn't make me want to get crabs.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Kamoc posted:

Woman goes loving bonkers over last night's election results:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

"I have no children and I live alone"

GEE I WONDER WHY?!

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Trailer for "They Die By Dawn", a film that we'll never get to see because it's a short that's only getting play on the festival circuit and is likely to remain that way. Which is really too goddamn bad, because it looks to be a riveting Western with just about the best (and, let's be real, best-looking) cast ever assembled for a movie that is basically just some friends loving around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7UXL8D7XSw

It has Erykah Badu and Omar from "The Wire" in it, among many others.

spite house fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Nov 8, 2012

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Kamoc posted:

Woman goes loving bonkers over last night's election results:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

Is there a double of this somewhere? That drat idiot made it private. Apparently, she didn't want to be a star. She could've knocked honey boo boo out of the spotlight, easy. THOSE THERE ARE CHIPS CUZ THATS WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER

Edit: A goon in D&D got it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaNm7QZfXI

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Nov 8, 2012

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break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

Kamoc posted:

Woman goes loving bonkers over last night's election results:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

at least she calls birthers and conspiracy nuts out on their bullshit near the end ^:shobon:^

also "FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE loving INTERNET OR GET THE gently caress OFF IT" is fantastic.

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