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Rhyno posted:The commercial flat out lies. There's no cell towers at the Jersey Shore. They don't want to clean up after all the homeless people sex that would take place there.
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Capn Beeb posted:Hey Jimmy and Ronny. Could you do me a big favor and jump up your own asses and die? As long as they played that little guitar ditty while doing so, that would be just perfect. I get the run of the mill of bad commercials, recording various shows on my PC while I'm at work during the day. I constantly see this gem of a commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha6j2nKF4fk Master P telling me to go back to college MAYKUM SAY UHHH NYAH NAH NAH NAAAAAAAAAH.
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Hey, Target? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f66exGdj4bs Go gently caress yourselves.
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:"One, Two, Kalamazoo. Three, Four, Jersey Shore. Five, Six, West Phoenix." I think the worst part of the commercial is the "35,023: Puget Sound and Miami" part. How the gently caress does ONE TOWER cover opposite ends of the country?   Maybe this is the tower in question? mwells_cubed fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Nov 15, 2012 |
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Rhyno posted:The commercial flat out lies. There's no cell towers at the Jersey Shore. Well not anymore.
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:"One, Two, Kalamazoo. Three, Four, Jersey Shore. Five, Six, West Phoenix." THANK YOU. My wife is somehow impervious to this stupid loving commercial but it drives me insane every time it's on. Which seems to be constantly. Your coverage sucks if the best rhyme you can find for "six" is "west Phoenix". Which isn't even a city. T-Mobile just has a penchant for terrible commercials, this one with the same character isn't annoying, just ridiculous and inane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFBCnxKlKa8 Lord Of Texas fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Nov 15, 2012 |
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Rhyno posted:The commercial flat out lies. There's no cell towers at the Jersey Shore. Maybe they mean here? http://goo.gl/maps/Lm5Tm
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Clearly, T-Mobile is expanding the HAARP project into the contiguous 48 states. Clearly.
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trunkwontopen posted:As long as they played that little guitar ditty while doing so, that would be just perfect. Speaking of For-Profit Colleges, I can't stand the Colorado Technical University ads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z39fU0WJFEg "I don't want to be another face in a crowd." "...Tie my classes to today's economy." "I chose CTU, because I don't just want a degree!"  Why would you advertise your college as a place for spoiled little shits? EDIT: forgot link.
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CTU had better be home to Professor Jack Bauer. GOVERNMENT MOLES 101 is the most popular course.
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The T-Mobile commercial is neutral to me. It's annoying, but it's usually forgettable, except for the one part with the echo. "1008, 1009; Dallas, Denver, AnaheimAnaheimAnaheimAnaheim..."
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I would almost prefer they keep doing outdated Mac/PC parodies than these stupid new ones where the T-Mobile girl is supposed to be all badass riding on a motorcycle and hanging out at rooftop parties. Somehow you made that less appealing, T-Mobile. I want you to think about that.Timby posted:Hey, Target? I saw that commercial on TV yesterday and knew it was only a matter of time before it showed up here. raditts fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Nov 15, 2012 |
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"What's the best way to market our 3D TVs and the new Call of Duty game? I got it! Get some annoying fat guy with stupid hair to scream incoherently and giggle on a fake battlefield!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45LawQl8T-M I hope whoever made this gets fired.
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ElwoodCuse posted:Gonna give a preemptive gently caress you to Lexus for their giant bow Christmas car commercials Lexus can go gently caress themselves. This year's Christmas ad doesn't seem to have made it to Youtube yet (at least, I couldn't find it), but it features a stunningly white, absurdly wealthy family driving their Lexus SUV through the snow to their expansive mountain chalet to hang an ornament on a tree. It infuriates me every time I see it, and we're only a couple of weeks into the Christmas ad-stravaganza. Just think, we have four more loving weeks of this poo poo.
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What ... I don't even ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kPpPUtFvQo Who wrote this and thought it was a good idea?
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Watching OnDemend, I grown to really hate the ad promoting Wipeout where it just repeating the same four SFX over and over for 30 seconds.
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Any of those as seen on tv commercials advertising new products while using what they're replacing like a spastic 8 year old on a coke binge Example; the Craft Light Cutter "Aren't you tired of making sloppy cuts?" *shows a clip of some idiot cutting all over a set of pictures like he's in mid stroke/heart attack* Why yes I am tired of making sloppy cuts because I'm a loving moron that cuts stuff like a three year old cuts construction paper
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Timby posted:What ... I don't even ... There's only been 1 Little Caesar's pizza commercial I liked. The rest were pretty much garbage. I can't find it on YouTube right now, but it's the one where two guys comment on how fast they can get a pizza, and how it's better than what they used to have to do. It jumps to two kids buying a pizza at a regular place, upset at how long it took. You're supposed to assume it was the two men from before in the past, but as the kids walk out of the pizza place, the two men knock the kids over and steal their pizza.
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This one is one of my least favorites out right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd7F4ZDdbjk IS IT POWERED BY COAL AND STEAM!? no.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Lexus can go gently caress themselves. This year's Christmas ad doesn't seem to have made it to Youtube yet (at least, I couldn't find it), but it features a stunningly white, absurdly wealthy family driving their Lexus SUV through the snow to their expansive mountain chalet to hang an ornament on a tree. It infuriates me every time I see it, and we're only a couple of weeks into the Christmas ad-stravaganza. Just think, we have four more loving weeks of this poo poo. It's weird to quote myself, but the reason I couldn't find that commercial is because it was for Infiniti. My point still stands though. Infiniti, go gently caress yourself. And take Lexus with you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrMNQKqjZvI
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:It's weird to quote myself, but the reason I couldn't find that commercial is because it was for Infiniti. My point still stands though. Infiniti, go gently caress yourself. And take Lexus with you. "... vote republican."
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Well not anymore. That was the joke!
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I just saw a Sears/Craftsman commercial that used a version the Carol of the Bells with the instruments completely replaced by power tool sounds. Mostly drills. Ugh.
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CatCannons posted:Hey guys, I bought a camera phone to take a picture of a lovely car and wrapped it and set it to vibrate. Also, I am a pretentious douchebag and the dog wants to kill you. In high school I remember never-ending poo poo talk for guys who tried to grow a beard but only managed something real weak like that. What happens to a 30something like him when he walks out of the Got us a 40 thousand dollar little front wheel drive poo poo box and oh yeah, we rent. Vin BioEthanol fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Nov 18, 2012 |
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Wagonburner posted:In high school I remember never-ending poo poo talk for guys who tried to grow a beard but only managed something real weak like that. What happens to a 30something like him when he walks out of the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOINz8-GguU I like this version better. volume warning.
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CatCannons posted:Hey guys, I bought a camera phone to take a picture of a lovely car and wrapped it and set it to vibrate. Also, I am a pretentious douchebag and the dog wants to kill you. I want to see the version of that commercial where they come out and the car isn't there because they didn't feed the meter.
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Rirse posted:Watching OnDemend, I grown to really hate the ad promoting Wipeout where it just repeating the same four SFX over and over for 30 seconds. You would probably hate the show too then
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Industrial posted:You would probably hate the show too then It wouldn't be SO bad for a bit of a mindless diversion if it didn't last 2 (3?) hours.
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Timett posted:It wouldn't be SO bad for a bit of a mindless diversion if it didn't last 2 (3?) hours. You'd hate the show even more if you've been exposed to mXc.
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MailboxFullOfBombs posted:"What's the best way to market our 3D TVs and the new Call of Duty game? I got it! Get some annoying fat guy with stupid hair to scream incoherently and giggle on a fake battlefield!" Seems like the standard demographic for a Call of Duty game honestly. Although the two folks on the couch should be some 20something throwing out "ironic" racist jokes, and the other should be a 12 year old kid screaming at the top of his lungs about something along the lines of "1v1 me right now back out 1v1 you friend of the family fag jew! SKYLER BACK OUT LET'S STOMP THIS human being!" The player base for CoD is atrocious. Even by Xbox Live standards.
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MailboxFullOfBombs posted:"What's the best way to market our 3D TVs and the new Call of Duty game? I got it! Get some annoying fat guy with stupid hair to scream incoherently and giggle on a fake battlefield!" Once you go 3D, you....stop loving things that aren't 3D? 
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ElwoodCuse posted:If I want to see people get clobbered I could watch Ridiculousness which is apparently always on some variant of MTV Imagine Tosh.0 but instead of shock humor it has a giant douchebag who just says 'HAHA BOY THAT FAT KID SURE FELL DIDN'T HE?! REWIND AND LET'S SEE IT FIVE MORE TIMES!' Now imagine they occasionally tease you with awesome guests, making you hope for at least a glimmer of fun, but only to find that the guests get like two lines to say while the douchebag host carries on.
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Is there some kind of rule that Black Friday commercials have to be terrible? Target is driving me insane this year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f66exGdj4bs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAiE4KvioEs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYxHjdFWgAI Edit: drat, too late. But there are more. Parasol Prophet fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Nov 20, 2012 |
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Gonz posted:No human being should ever watch Ridiculousness. No animals should watch it, either. I've never seen it but I remember commercials when it first came on and it looked like they took Tosh.0 and managed to make it even more retarded.
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Parasol Prophet posted:Is there some kind of rule that Black Friday commercials have to be terrible? Target is driving me insane this year. Just wait till we get to see what terrible wannabe musician Hyundai picks off Youtube this year!
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The ads for Fab.com annoys me for some reason. Probably how the person has the magic power to change the stuff in his apartment, but going from decent normal stuff to really tacky furniture.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE This ad for Farmersonly.com has been playing too much recently on all sorts of late-night TV. That one and the Cougar dating site. I hate them all so much.
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