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HEY GUNS: Oct 11, 2012; FOPTIMUS PRIME

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

I've gotten 3 so far from LSD, TI and JS.

I am lying in bed crying, both over Esteban and strangers over the Internet helping out Esteban.

Thank you all so much!

Will post a receipt tmrw when I go in to see him. I put a $1000 deposit down before leaving.

LSD is me. They literally are my initials.

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:21

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# ? May 13, 2024 12:24

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

10am Esteban Status:

18 hours post Lily ingestion we know the following things:

1) The white flowers in the bunch were Peruvian Lilies, which are not actually Lilies. While still mildly toxic to cats, if Esteban were to have eaten a whole bunch, he'd have some wicked diarrhea and not much else. He definitely ate some, but since they're not true lilies, that's actually good news.

2) The morning Vet who called me was describing how Esteban was fighting her and "giving her sass mouth" and I could hear him yelling at her. She said that those were really encouraging signs, since lethargy would be bad.

3) He keeps peeing so things are looking fine until the 3pm blood/urine panel when we will know more. If he stops peeing, he will gain weight and that is indicative of kidney failure and that's bad.

4) If he doesn't get worse, which is still possible, the vet said he could come home tomorrow. So 2 full days of hospitalization.

Oh thank God.

How does the bill situation look?

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:24

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

2) The morning Vet who called me was describing how Esteban was fighting her and "giving her sass mouth" and I could hear him yelling at her. She said that those were really encouraging signs, since lethargy would be bad.

God blessteban.

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:24

El Gar: Apr 12, 2007; Hey Trophy...

phew!

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:25

HEY GUNS: Oct 11, 2012; FOPTIMUS PRIME

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

10am Esteban Status:

18 hours post Lily ingestion we know the following things:

1) The white flowers in the bunch were Peruvian Lilies, which are not actually Lilies. While still mildly toxic to cats, if Esteban were to have eaten a whole bunch, he'd have some wicked diarrhea and not much else. He definitely ate some, but since they're not true lilies, that's actually good news.

2) The morning Vet who called me was describing how Esteban was fighting her and "giving her sass mouth" and I could hear him yelling at her. She said that those were really encouraging signs, since lethargy would be bad.

3) He keeps peeing so things are looking fine until the 3pm blood/urine panel when we will know more. If he stops peeing, he will gain weight and that is indicative of kidney failure and that's bad.

4) If he doesn't get worse, which is still possible, the vet said he could come home tomorrow. So 2 full days of hospitalization.

Thank God.

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:25

milquetoast child: Jun 27, 2003; literally

Bill situation is another $900+ if nothing goes wrong and he comes home tomorrow

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:26

milquetoast child: Jun 27, 2003; literally

also, black esteban is sleeping on esteban's t-shirt on my desk, completely unbidden.

number of times black esteban has even been on my desk before this morning? 0.

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:33

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Black Esteban is taking this opportunity to stage a coup :ohdear:

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:39

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJm1mWqx9HY

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:41

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

flyboi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJm1mWqx9HY

the switch from CRTs to LCDs must have been fuckin magical for cattes (minus the lost shelf angle, of course)

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:43

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:

LSD is me. They literally are my initials.

lorenzo st. dubois alt account spotted

also yay esteban :unsmith:

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:44

casual poster: Jun 29, 2009; So casual.

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

10am Esteban Status:

2) The morning Vet who called me was describing how Esteban was fighting her and "giving her sass mouth" and I could hear him yelling at her.

esteban's been taking lessons from refurb

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:52

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Go Esteban go!! :woop:

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:59

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

flyboi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJm1mWqx9HY

holy crap. would you mind if I shared this?

# ? Nov 16, 2012 19:59

milquetoast child: Jun 27, 2003; literally

Current Estebafinance update.

Here's my receipt of the deposit from last night.

So far I have received just under $600 in donations via paypal

which is amazing! I cannot thank everyone enough. I've gotten donations in currencies I've never even heard of, like the Australian Dollar and the British Pound! I don't know what else to say, but thank you!

I'm going in to visit him this afternoon after the panels.

# ? Nov 16, 2012 20:00

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

nargle loves watching birds on utub and has tried to figure out how to get inside of my laptop before

# ? Nov 16, 2012 20:03

ANAmal.net: Mar 2, 2002; 100% digital native web developer

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

The morning Vet who called me was describing how Esteban was fighting her and "giving her sass mouth" and I could hear him yelling at her.

Your cat rules.

# ? Nov 16, 2012 20:03

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfULKF-G_8

# ? Nov 16, 2012 20:03

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Jonny 290 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfULKF-G_8

was hoping the phone interview was with the catte

# ? Nov 16, 2012 20:08

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

Funhilde posted:

holy crap. would you mind if I shared this?

go for it

# ? Nov 16, 2012 20:10

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

great news about Esteban. get even better Esteban.

and that video with Gizmo kitten-watching is adorable :3:

# ? Nov 16, 2012 20:37

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

Current Estebafinance update.

Here's my receipt of the deposit from last night.

So far I have received just under $600 in donations via paypal to dunkman@gmail.com

which is amazing! I cannot thank everyone enough. I've gotten donations in currencies I've never even heard of, like the Australian Dollar and the British Pound! I don't know what else to say, but thank you!

I'm going in to visit him this afternoon after the panels.

you owe us $600 worth of esteban pictures

just FYI, that's a shitload of pictures

# ? Nov 16, 2012 20:39

HEY GUNS: Oct 11, 2012; FOPTIMUS PRIME

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

I promise to post receipts / invoices so that you guys know I did not buy my gf shoes with it.

Meh, I'm a grad student, do you think I care about peoples' finances? Buy your :catdrugs:

, buy yourself a beer with some of the money I sent you, if you are religious say a prayer or two for HEGEL SMOKE A J and peace

out

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:28

milquetoast child: Jun 27, 2003; literally

Dr. Kim: "Esteban is, without a doubt, the angriest, strongest and frankly most violent towards non-humans I have ever seen a cat with lily ingestion in my career."

His tests came back pretty good, they're keeping him until tomorrow morning but they consider him "in the safe zone" now. He was peeing a lot buy still showing signs of dehydration in his gums and skin. They have him on an IV push, but have to wean him off of that, and I should be able to take him home at 9am tomorrow.

He is piiiiiiiiiiiissssed.

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:29

HEY GUNS: Oct 11, 2012; FOPTIMUS PRIME

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Black Esteban is taking this opportunity to stage a coup

Black Esteban moves up to Esteban, Lady Esteban becomes Black Esteban, new hire for Lady Esteban position sought

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:29

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

yesteban! oh man I am so happy to hear good news :toot:

Trig Discipline posted:

awwww they called it a toxiban treatment

also now I don't feel bad about quoting this because lol

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:30

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

Dr. Kim: "Esteban is, without a doubt, the angriest, strongest and frankly most violent towards non-humans I have ever seen a cat with lily ingestion in my career."

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:33

Tunnelman: Feb 28, 2010; aaag air flow

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

Dr. Kim: "Esteban is, without a doubt, the angriest, strongest and frankly most violent towards non-humans I have ever seen a cat with lily ingestion in my career."

He is piiiiiiiiiiiissssed.

lol

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:35

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

Radio! posted:

yesteban!

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:35

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

moral of all this:

do not gently caress with esteban

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:35

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

good for you, getting him to the vet

and good for you, Esteban. :3:

they should call it a toxiban treatment in honour of Esteban now. I think I'll pretend that's the reason

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:40

Shnooks: Mar 24, 2007; I'M BEING BORN D:

As a technician, I think it's hilarious how angry Esteban is. Cats are some of the worst patients.

Meanwhile, pictures of Ollie.

Here's Percy, hanging out in the X-ray room

I found this loaf yesterday

# ? Nov 17, 2012 01:59

Eggplant Wizard: Jul 8, 2005; i loev catte

Shnooks posted:

I found this loaf yesterday

"butter me pls"

# ? Nov 17, 2012 02:02

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Esteban rules, I'm glad he's looking better.

Go cattes.

# ? Nov 17, 2012 02:03

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Shnooks posted:

thats a pro loaf

# ? Nov 17, 2012 02:06

milquetoast child: Jun 27, 2003; literally

i should sell prints of esteban for yospos xmas to recoup some of the cost.

# ? Nov 17, 2012 02:06

Fart Cannon: Oct 12, 2008; College Slice

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

Dr. Kim: "Esteban is, without a doubt, the angriest, strongest and frankly most violent towards non-humans I have ever seen a cat with lily ingestion in my career."

# ? Nov 17, 2012 02:06