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whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

kcroy posted:

I thought he believed it... and that his telling people was part of his insecurity - a way of glossing over his humiliating defeat, and a sop to his pride. Telling people actually costs him something as I saw it, as it risks having ole Honorable Ned come after him to defend her honor.

Kind of the same thing, but to me his telling everyone that it happened is a way of telling himself that it did happen, that he's not just making it up to salve the triple wound of discovering Catelyn had no romantic feelings for him/getting horribly wounded by Brandon/getting raped by Lysa. Your version seems to concern itself more with what other people think about the matter, and my version concerns itself more with what Littlefinger thinks.

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kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

whowhatwhere posted:

Kind of the same thing, but to me his telling everyone that it happened is a way of telling himself that it did happen, that he's not just making it up to salve the triple wound of discovering Catelyn had no romantic feelings for him/getting horribly wounded by Brandon/getting raped by Lysa. Your version seems to concern itself more with what other people think about the matter, and my version concerns itself more with what Littlefinger thinks.

ah ok, so like she DID love him ( at least a little ) , and she proved it by sleeping with him that night. So he wasn't just a totally romantic asshat who tried to fight his way out of the friendzone.

edit:
Wasn't he drunk the first time he banged lysa... and maybe he accepted her comfort the second time(s), since he had just lost cat, etc etc... consolation prize. Maybe that is how he can believe he banged cat and then her sister.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

kcroy posted:

ah ok, so like she DID love him ( at least a little ) , and she proved it by sleeping with him that night. So he wasn't just a totally romantic asshat who tried to fight his way out of the friendzone.

edit:
Wasn't he drunk the first time he banged lysa... and maybe he accepted her comfort the second time(s), since he had just lost cat, etc etc... consolation prize. Maybe that is how he can believe he banged cat and then her sister.

Yes and yes, but I think he's smart enough to realize that Cat sleeping with him doesn't really make sense, hence his telling everyone that she totally did, you guys.

e: and my reading of Storm of Swords (naturally) supports this interpretation:

final chapter posted:

Lady Lysa ignored that. “Cat never gave you anything. It was me who got you your first post, who made Jon bring you to court so we could be close to one another. You promised me you would never forget that.”

“Nor have I. We’re together, just as you always wanted, just as we always planned. Just let go of Sansa’s hair . . .”

“I won’t! I saw you kissing in the snow. She’s just like her mother. Catelyn kissed you in the godswood, but she never meant it, she never wanted you. Why did you love her best? It was me, it was always meeee!”

“I know, love."

He's got confirmation right there that his fantasy of Cat sleeping with him was just that, and that it was, well, always Lysa, and it doesn't really surprise him.

Of course, that's really rather strained on my part, as if he really believed that Catelyn slept with him he'd naturally dismiss what she said as a drunken rant.

whowhatwhere fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Nov 18, 2012

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

whowhatwhere posted:

Yes and yes, but I think he's smart enough to realize that Cat sleeping with him doesn't really make sense, hence his telling everyone that she totally did, you guys.

Which is great because he's all up in everyone else's self deception.

I assume this is important down the road to GRRM. I haven't really thought much about how self awareness/deception plays out in GOT.

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

whowhatwhere posted:

Yes and yes, but I think he's smart enough to realize that Cat sleeping with him doesn't really make sense, hence his telling everyone that she totally did, you guys.

e: and my reading of Storm of Swords (naturally) supports this interpretation:


He's got confirmation right there that his fantasy of Cat sleeping with him was just that, and that it was, well, always Lysa, and it doesn't really surprise him.

Of course, that's really rather strained on my part, as if he really believed that Catelyn slept with him he'd naturally dismiss what she said as a drunken rant.

And what Lyssa is saying doesn't contradict with sleeping with Cat. All Cat gave him was a whole lot of him getting his rear end kicked, whether he banged her or not.

Him disguising Sansa as his natural born daughter kind of ties into that fantasy too.. I had to stop and think.. could he believe Sansa actually is his daughter? But she is the second child.

EDIT: I forgot what a dick Neddard was for killing Lady. gently caress that dude.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

kcroy posted:

Him disguising Sansa as his natural born daughter kind of ties into that fantasy too.. I had to stop and think.. could he believe Sansa actually is his daughter? But she is the second child.

Oh, he definitely doesn't. I honestly believe that if Littlefinger thought she was his daughter he wouldn't have kissed her or done any of the other really rapey things he's done to her. I agree with Thulsa Doom's analysis of his feelings towards Sansa (emphasis mine):

Thulsa Doom posted:

mixing feelings of paternal affection (she should be his child) and perverse lust (she resembles Cat, and more to the point resembles her when Petyr was most fixated on her).

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Now that GRRM quit writing, he'll only maintain any sort of fame by releasing a sex tape.



Oh thanks now how am I going to sleep?

I don't sleep anyway, who the gently caress cares. :smith:

IRQ fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Nov 18, 2012

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Now that GRRM quit writing, he'll only maintain any sort of fame by releasing a sex tape.



Imagine a wizened white whale, slamming onto a bursting wood frame bed, forever.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Now that GRRM quit writing, he'll only maintain any sort of fame by releasing a sex tape.

Joke's on you, GRRM, you creeped her out enough that she won't do nudity anymore!

whowhatwhere posted:

Oh, he definitely doesn't. I honestly believe that if Littlefinger thought she was his daughter he wouldn't have kissed her or done any of the other really rapey things he's done to her.
Unless of course he is the secretest of Targs. Or one of Craster's sons! :tinfoil:

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

The only Son of Craster we need concern ourselves with is Jon Snow. It's pretty obviously laid out in the books that Craster kidnapped Lyanna to the Tower of Joy, and knocked her up.

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

The only Son of Craster we need concern ourselves with is Jon Snow. It's pretty obviously laid out in the books that Craster kidnapped Lyanna to the Tower of Joy, and knocked her up.
But Lyanna wasn't Craster's daughter... edit: was she? :stare:

Talas fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Nov 18, 2012

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Talas posted:

But Lyanna wasn't Craster's daughter... edit: was she? :stare:
Craster is a secret Stark, Rickard's brother that he never talked about. Rickard decided to raise Craster's daughter Lyanna as his own while Craster hosed off beyond the Wall with their sister Emilia.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
We are truly through the neep hole, ladies and gentlemen.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Sometimes when you gaze into the neephole, the neephole gazes into you.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The PYF MEME thread got shut down and it wasn't my fault.

:negative:

The Mutato
Feb 23, 2011

Neil deGrasse Highson
Don't be so hard on yourself, we all did our best to make the thread a little bit shittier.

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene

Greatbacon posted:

Well, to be honest GRRM barely qualifies as an author at this point...

You DO know he's written books outside of ASOIAF, right?

The Mutato
Feb 23, 2011

Neil deGrasse Highson
Ah yes how can we forget the Bram Stoker Award-winning classic novella "The Pear Shaped Man"?

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene

The Mutato posted:

Ah yes how can we forget the Bram Stoker Award-winning classic novella "The Pear Shaped Man"?

I was thinking Sandkings, one of the finest sci-fi stories ever.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Azure_Horizon posted:

You DO know he's written books outside of ASOIAF, right?

I was thinking of the Beauty and the Beast show that is an epigram on some of his stuff.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
Isn't GRRM's other books where his REAL disturbing viewpoints about sex and women clearly seep in? At least with ASOIAF he has the convenient excuse of a middle ages society...

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Azure_Horizon posted:

I was thinking Sandkings, one of the finest sci-fi stories ever.

The only good part of Sandkings is Beau Bridges. And the only good part of Beau Bridges is Lloyd Bridges.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Hey "Wild Cards", GRRM's written other poo poo too! :mad:

p.crestmont
Feb 17, 2012
GRRM wrote some pretty catchy rock song lyrics in The Armageddon Rag.

Hooooo boy.

thornghost
Oct 11, 2010

I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.

Urdnot Fire posted:

Hey "Wild Cards", GRRM's written other poo poo too! :mad:

I remember a few years ago, I picked up that one book he wrote about vampires on a steamboat or whatever and didn't like it. I politely told him so on his Not-a-Blog and he actually responded to my comment out of the dozens upon dozens from others telling him what an artist he was for selling water damaged miniature calendars or however it is he spends his free time.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The PYF MEME thread got shut down and it wasn't my fault.

:negative:



I'm afraid that thread was doomed from the beginning. Much like every ASOIAF thread.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

My idiot manager had 50 Shades Darker today. It's a good thing I already have no respect for her or I would have lost all of it!

Hurry up and finish Game of Bones you shitlords, there's money waiting to be made.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
We've started filming the adaptation of Game of Bones.

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Litrally walked into a chain bookstore yesterday and say copious amounts of 50 Shades, Bro Code, Gurm, Tucker Max, and desperately pretentious book prize-bait, and I thought, 'yup, that's about the modern state of publishing'. Wooooooo.

MK-Ultramarathon
Aug 12, 2009

Whenever I hear people talk about how edgy 50 Shades is and "omg there's all this bondage stuff in there" I kind of want to point them to this thread.

Obviously somebody's gotta hurry up and publish Game of Bones so I can just hand them a copy of that instead and be all, "You ain't seen nothin' yet, honey."

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
Tucker Max still exists? Wow.

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

The only good part of Sandkings is Beau Bridges. And the only good part of Beau Bridges is Lloyd Bridges.

No... not at all.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k
Calm down, guys. I just got to find like three or four more porn fanfictions of cartoons to copy-paste sex scenes from, find/replace the names, change the wording around a little bit so no one can tell it was plagiarized, and my chapter should be done.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

SaviourX posted:

Gurm, Tucker Max

Is it wrong that I think 'At least Gurm gave us SOME great plotting and characterization to go along with his disturbing takes on sexuality and general misogyny, compared to Tucker Max'?

The Mutato
Feb 23, 2011

Neil deGrasse Highson

Azure_Horizon posted:

No... not at all.

I'm just going to point you to this post:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3469152&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=107#post409639208

Now can you please reason something out for once?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
There sure are some new avatars in this thread.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Tony, SaviourX, what did you do?!?!

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

I am now much more ok with my lack of avatar.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Blind Sally posted:

Tony, SaviourX, what did you do?!?!

I had the best avatar on the forums. Clearly we're dealing with a jealous n00b.

DRAMATIC STING!

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my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

That sure is a lotta poop.

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