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milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
My mom and dad, who have not spoken to each other in about 8 years, got together via email yesterday and decided that my combination christmas AND birthday present is them paying off the rest of the Estebill. My dad still pays my mom alimony so, he's going to split the difference and mail me a check.

cattes conquer all

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Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies
fuckin nice! yyaaaaaaaaayy

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
for comparison, my mom has given me boxers for the last 7 years or so, and my dad usually sends me a nice email about how proud he is of me and asking when i'm going to grad school.

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

asking when i'm going to grad school.

well? :colbert:

for real, congrats. money can be rough times and it's nice that you still have esteban + don't have to worry about it

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.

more proof that Esteban is too handsome to resist

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

lol what happened, you broke refurb

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
oh god damnit for some reason that pic wasnt animated for me at first and it looked like refurb without a meow face

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


JosephStalinVEVO posted:

My mom and dad, who have not spoken to each other in about 8 years, got together via email yesterday and decided that my combination christmas AND birthday present is them paying off the rest of the Estebill. My dad still pays my mom alimony so, he's going to split the difference and mail me a check.

cattes conquer all

well talk about a Esteban Brown Christmas! glad it all worked out!

er have your folks ever met Esteban and Blasteban?

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
cat thread if you have hard floors and are sick of stepping on litter and cat hair, check out this vacuum: http://www.amazon.com/BISSELL-PowerEdge-Floor-Vacuum-81L2T/dp/B00450U7V8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1353472016&sr=8-1&keywords=bissel+pet+floor

just got it and am super happy with how easily it cleans the bathroom and laminate floors. i had a cordless stick vacuum that just pushed litter and dirt around. this thing sucks anything up. A++++ would buy again

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

your teddy photos for tuesday november twentieth, the year of our lord two thousand and twelve





milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally

Binary Badger posted:

well talk about a Esteban Brown Christmas! glad it all worked out!

er have your folks ever met Esteban and Blasteban?

my mom was just here and sort of the direct reason for the whole episode, me buying flowers to pretty up my apartment, and has definitely met both estebans. esteban turns in to a lap cat around her, more so than usual. my dad has only met regular esteban and invented some neat cat toys for him by tying random things together and then throwing them.

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

dur posted:

your teddy photos for tuesday november twentieth, the year of our lord two thousand and twelve







HI TEDDY

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
is teddy as soft as he looks?

he looks pretty soft

hey

hey teddy

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Wanna pet Teddy

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




JosephStalinVEVO posted:

is teddy as soft as he looks?

he looks pretty soft

hey

hey teddy

I think I've mentioned my 'infinite floof' theory in here before

have fun just make sure you don't drop anything

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008





                                 human being charlie

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

Same but also Rueben, Magda, Esteban, Refurb, Dexter, Lulu, CJ, Leo, etc

And pour a little out for Flame.

EDIT: and human being CHARLIE, how the poo poo did i forget him.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
from experience i can say that petting magda does own

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

is teddy as soft as he looks?

he looks pretty soft

hey

hey teddy

yah he's super soft and floofy, but also really shy.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




dur posted:

yah he's super soft and floofy, but also really shy.

I will pique his curiosity with stillness and a held out arm

And let him slowly creep towards me or I towards him

then when I am within range I will gently move to the cheek and begin the scritches

and then he will be mine

Socracheese
Oct 20, 2008

headset catte is also shy and will hide under the couch when new guests come over. if you have come over once or twice before she will creep out and try to sniff you when you aren't looking

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
the best part about refurb is that any cat slave will know you can still play yawnus (or biteus) interruptus by putting your finger in they mouth.

just avoid the teeth and they are defenseless its amazing

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Sniep posted:

the best part about refurb is that any cat slave will know you can still play yawnus (or biteus) interruptus by putting your finger in they mouth.
I was pretty amazed when I learned I'm not alone in doing this

Socracheese
Oct 20, 2008

my gf does it to me when i yawn its p annoying as a recipient

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Sniep posted:

the best part about refurb is that any cat slave will know you can still play yawnus (or biteus) interruptus by putting your finger in they mouth.

just avoid the teeth and they are defenseless its amazing

how do you avoid the teeth

and claws

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

JosephStalinVEVO posted:

what is in that corner and why is refurb always over there meowing

its probs a ghost

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

MikeJF posted:

how do you avoid the teeth

and claws

the claws dont come out... they just, magically, dont

when a cat is bitey, put your finger in its mouth.

you only got 2 spots to avoid, put it behind, put it between, cat is defenseless

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
no cat expects a finger in its mouth when its showing teeth

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Socracheese posted:

my gf does it to me when i yawn its p annoying as a recipient

i am sure that it is , but its pretty funny as a giver

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

quoting this again because it owns

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I want to go to there!

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Did Trophy have a cameo on Don't Trust the B?

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:


sup Pep

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies
gonna pet a dog this thanksgiving

with any luck, i will also pet a catte

and if it's a thanksgiving miracle, i will also pet the fatte one who is scared of all of creation

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
My cat just sat next to me in bed and farted. I think she is getting me back for when I farted while she was sleeping under the blanket.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


You know what's awesome? Being shirtless and rubbing a floof catte all over your chest and belly.

Heaven.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Sneaking Mission posted:

                                 human being charlie

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
post dexter

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