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kefkafloyd
Jun 8, 2006

What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

iamathousandapples posted:

AND I SAY TO MYSELF: "I NEED EXACT CHANGE"

Sealab peaked with this episode. People might argue that Radio Free Sealab was better, but this one cemented Murphy as the centerpiece of the cast.

Mingus Dew, the thinking man's pop.

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SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

LobsterMobster posted:

I don't even have any coins, you bitch!
Maybe you should lay off the platinum-infused highballs.

Never Odd or Even
Jan 21, 2009

This jerk again.
Fun Shoe

LobsterMobster posted:

I don't even have any coins, you bitch!
I'm gettin' furious with you. You don't even have pants on.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Never Odd or Even posted:

I'm gettin' furious with you. You don't even have pants on.

He's like a kid in a candy shop, and that candy is... success. And I'm that friendly man at this cash register with a handle bar mustache

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

That DICK! posted:

He's like a kid in a candy shop, and that candy is... success. And I'm that friendly man at this cash register with a handle bar mustache
If he always throws his food on the floor, why is he so fat?

David Mountford
Feb 16, 2012

That DICK! posted:

He's like a kid in a candy shop, and that candy is... success. And I'm that friendly man at this cash register with a handle bar mustache

I... think I'm missing the key reference.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

David Mountford posted:

I... think I'm missing the key reference.

I HAVE PATTY HEARST SYNDROME!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

JethroMcB posted:

I HAVE PATTY HEARST SYNDROME!

Barnaby, turn six already

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

JethroMcB posted:

I HAVE PATTY HEARST SYNDROME!

Barnaby Jones.

Come live with me.

sirrealist
Feb 20, 2009
BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH B...!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Cloud Potato posted:

Barnaby Jones.

Come live with me.

Shhh. You smell that? I smell crickets.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Ror posted:

Shhh. You smell that? I smell crickets.
It was a hit... and they ran.

Draeudon
Jun 29, 2006

So, should we take it out back and kill it with a shovel or...?

Yah-huh. Mmhmm. But...*is* Stormy dead yet?

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
First of all, I was down with global warming waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before Baby Lamont.

I mean, I had my concept album...

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Next thing I know, the DNC calls me, they say "Dottie, can you get him elected President?" I said "I'm Dottie Bunch, I can get anybody elected."

I'm the Kingmaker.

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
Man, I was gonna gonna do a pedestrian overpass to Canada!

... was gonna call it the 'Spic Span

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

And I think that's a very good idea

L33t_Kefka
Jul 16, 2000

My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

SpelledBackwards posted:

If he always throws his food on the floor, why is he so fat?

You don't have to be crappy about it!

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

kami posted:

Man, I was gonna gonna do a pedestrian overpass to Canada!

... was gonna call it the 'Spic Span

I like to call it Lost Wages!

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

MrL_JaKiri posted:

I like to call it Lost Wages!

Niiice!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Bring it in, on me. On me.

Now look - I'm counting on all of you. There's no yesterday, there's no tomorrow; Forget Ant Farm Keyboard, that's...forget that.

I want you to go out there, and take this moment...and make it yours.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

STOP. I pick the ant computer.

L33t_Kefka
Jul 16, 2000

My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

SpelledBackwards posted:

STOP. I pick the ant computer.

And very childish of you Simon to smash it open in the back seat like that.

Pride is a fools fortress.

Now who's for Dennys?

L33t_Kefka fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Nov 3, 2012

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


L33t_Kefka posted:

Now who's for Dennys?

GRAND SLAM!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Ror posted:

GRAND SLAM!

Cover your mouth.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

So what do you think we're making? I think, it is telephones.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

SpelledBackwards posted:

So what do you think we're making? I think, it is telephones.

Say "hey" into this awesome phone.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Veskit posted:

EVERYBODYS NAME IS KEN

MY NAME IS MERL!

iamathousandapples
Jul 12, 2012
bawk bawk bawk bawk
I laid an egg for youuuuu

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I hate them all. ... except Turtleface.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
Nature. Lots of folks talkin' about it. Ya wanna know what comes from nature? Onions.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Myron Baloney posted:

Nature. Lots of folks talkin' about it. Ya wanna know what comes from nature? Onions.

God put 'em here for us to eat, and he chocked 'em full of folic acid and magnesium, and that's real good for your colon.

But I eat 'em cause they taste good. Like America used to.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


C'mon, you know it's got nutmeg! Like Malcolm X got high on in prison.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

JethroMcB posted:

God put 'em here for us to eat, and he chocked 'em full of folic acid and magnesium, and that's real good for your colon.

But I eat 'em cause they taste good. Like America used to.
This is my wife. :nyoron:

Ooh! I was supposed to get pickles. For a party. Wanna come? There's gonna be pickles! If I get 'em!

David Mountford
Feb 16, 2012

SpelledBackwards posted:

This is my wife. :nyoron:

Ooh! I was supposed to get pickles. For a party. Wanna come? There's gonna be pickles! If I get 'em!

You know who I like? That pickle stork.

EDIT: You know? The one with the pickles?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


That's not a pickle.



...it's my penis.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

muscles like this? posted:

That's not a pickle.



...it's my penis.

My God, the balls on you.

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"
HA! Talkin' about my penis!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

He doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...

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Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

SpelledBackwards posted:

He doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...

Yeah, what is the deal with that?

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