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Strong Female
Jul 27, 2010

I don't think you've been paying attention


What's strange about that picture, you ask? This poll was held in 2012.

:smith:

(if you're still confused, ACORN ceased to exist in 2010)

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/12/yes-half-republicans-think-acorn-which-doesnt-exist-stole-election/59632/

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008



The Sexiest Man Alive picks out his new manservant.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Alhazred posted:

There's so many other pics about 22. july and they chose the one depicting that rear end in a top hat?
It's a better photo. It's iconic. The other photos (crowds/mourners/ambulances) don't show us very much.



^ Russia

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Volkerball posted:

The vast majority of soldiers were disenfranchised with their leadership, be it politically or militarily. The reason they stay there is because they don't want to let the guy next to them down, for economic reasons, or *gasp* because the people we're fighting are legitimately awful.

Hey good job describing the situation for most people who join the taliban. Except they actually are also defending their own country from foreign invasion.

Pics:


quote:

Today another story is getting national attention, this time in Cleveland Ohio, where an unarmed Black woman and man were killed by Cleveland police officers, after the officers fired 137 rounds at the 2 victims. According to the Cleveland Plain Dealer, the police thought they saw a possible weapon, the same excuse Michael Dunn gave when he was arrested for the murder of Jordan Davis.
...
Cleveland Police Chief Michael McGrath called the shooting a, “very regrettable situation”, but Jeffery Follmer, president of the Cleveland Police Patrolmen’s Association described Malissa Williams and Timothy Russell as “bad guys” and said the police did a “great job.” The Cuyahoga County Medical Examiner’s Office removed 20 rounds from Timothy Russell’s body and 16 from Malissa Williams’ body.


quote:

Palestinians protecting a Jewish Synagogue in Beirut from attacks during the Lebanese Civil War. December, 1975

Until 1982, about 25,000 Jews remained in Lebanon. However in that year, the Israeli Defence Forces attacked Beirut and bombed the Wadi Jmil synagogue [pictured], nearly destroying it. The siege of Beirut and the widespread destruction of the city by Israeli forces led the majority of Lebanese Jews to flee. Today it is being rebuilt with Lebanese state money for the remaining Jewish community of Lebanon, numbering around 100.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 631 days!
Probably not many of you follow the magazine The Week, but they normally have a mildly amusing piece of cover art (I also think they are one of the better news magazines available in America.)

Lately some of them have been downright fantastic, my favorite being the first one:





captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004

Pobama posted:

Probably not many of you follow the magazine The Week, but they normally have a mildly amusing piece of cover art (I also think they are one of the better news magazines available in America.)

Lately some of them have been downright fantastic, my favorite being the first one:

An article ostensibly advocating the end of affirmative action, another just asking questions about the gold standard, another based on a false premise of class mobility, and a puff piece about Emma Watson. Looks like a scorcher.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


Strong Female posted:



What's strange about that picture, you ask? This poll was held in 2012.

:smith:

(if you're still confused, ACORN ceased to exist in 2010)

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/12/yes-half-republicans-think-acorn-which-doesnt-exist-stole-election/59632/

That's impressive. I wish I could remain that active after death.

Here is a video of Bo looking at the white house holiday decorations

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Words to live by from the 1930's.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

ekuNNN posted:

Hey good job describing the situation for most people who join the taliban. Except they actually are also defending their own country from foreign invasion.

You know who else defended their country from foreign invasion?

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Vladimir Poutine posted:



I'm guessing this is from some kind of intro to philosophy textbook:


It is from Chuck Klosterman's essay collection, Chuck Klosterman IV. Sections are broken up by various moral and situational quandaries posed to the reader. Also, Chuck is an awesome and hilarious essayist on pop culture; he approaches banal and inane topics like an academic conducting a close reading of a dense text.

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Armyman25 posted:

You know who else defended their country from foreign invasion?





That's the worst loving attempt at a Godwin I've ever seen.

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

Armyman25 posted:

You know who else defended their country from foreign invasion?



Odd, it's almost as if all combat between states is one of offense or defense.

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

Armyman25 posted:

You know who else defended their country from foreign invasion?



Are those pictures of the youth core? So, the young kids forced into service for fear of Russian retribution.

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LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

Mitchicon posted:

Are those pictures of the youth core? So, the young kids forced into service for fear of Russian retribution.

Don't forget a pic

Child soldiering in World War II (and in general obviously) is quite depressing, both are people forced at gunpoint to fight, but the Russians had it worse because the Germans were actively massacring civilians left and right.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

SombreroAgnew posted:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/shortcuts/2012/dec/04/liberal-amsterdam-plans-scum-villages


Home sweet home! Somehow I think these will not look as nice as the student housing pictured with the article...





Quite a scary legal grey area, this "antisocial behavior" situation... Then again, I've witnessed people set up bonfires burning lawn furniture on sidewalks in residential neighborhoods more then once in Amsterdam. And my neighborhood keeps getting locked down with police blockades and helicopters because people keep robbing armored cars. The first time, it was three guys with a gun, and they caught the one with the gun. The next week it was two guys and they just had a can of gasoline and poured it all over the guard and stood over him with a lighter. And then a few days later something happened again but I didn't check the news.

Plenty of asocial assholes around here yet I'm sure this could be resolved without creating concentration camps. What really flips my wig is that the supporters of this use "historical tradition" as a justification, (and completely ignoring the obvious historical instance of this) mention a 19th century version of this that ended in the creation of totally lawless parts of the country. But they say that won't happen this time because they'll put in 24-hour police surveillance because they've "learned from the mistakes of history" :ironicat:

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

nsaP posted:

Look at what's happened since DADT was repealed....

It's cool, those are Swedish soldiers. The Swedish armed forces have allowed homosexuals for decades.


Swedish soldiers at the Pride festival in Stockholm.

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:



That's the worst loving attempt at a Godwin I've ever seen.

They did defend their country from invasion, though...eventually.

Just because the Nazis started as the aggressors doesn't mean that they didn't end up fighting a defensive war against an overwhelming foe. Trying to paint warfare as some simplistic "foreign invader = bad, domestic defender = good" misses a whole lot of important details. Just because your opponent is an rear end in a top hat doesn't mean that you're a swell guy.

Abandoned Toaster
Jun 4, 2008

Unlearning
May 7, 2011
White guy shouts 'n***er* to a black guy, here is his defence:

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


Comic Artist Billy Tucci posted:

My fellow Americans. I present my "eat crow" illustration honoring the reelection of our 44th President. "The Man Of Our Times... Barack H. Obama". 11" X 17" graphite on bristol board. I hope you approve.

I guess this guy must be a major conservative because people are acting like this was a major sacrifice on his part.

Also, his fans seem to be lovely:

quote:

You forgot the Hammer and Sickle.

quote:

Dude u drew Obama dangggggggg

quote:

The Man OF our Times. I couldn't agree more.

quote:

you have style and class Billy...to bad BHO does NOT!

quote:

That's a testament to the type of guy you are, Billy: One class act.

Nice to know that the guy who created this character:



is, deep down inside, a man of fine, traditional values.

EDIT:

Oh, awesome. He puts out pro-Blackwater comics.

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Dec 5, 2012

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Volkerball posted:

The reason they stay there is because they don't want to let the guy next to them down, for economic reasons, or *gasp* because the people we're fighting are legitimately awful.
Bluh bluh bluh, watch a soldier justify his worthless job. Seriously tho, as far as I can tell Yanks joining the the army is the closest they'll get to socialism in your hosed-up country and all you have to do in exchange is to partake in the mass-murder of other people! What a deal!

Fight for a country where the benefits of military service are extended for something of actual loving use, maybe.
(I actually hate that picture, but it's the only relevant I have on hand)

Cahal posted:

White guy shouts 'n***er* to a black guy, here is his defence:


Hey dude, here's a helpful tutorial: take the "large" part of the url out of your pic, rehost it on imgur, click the edit box, then choose rotate. Congratulations! You then don't have a loving picture that faces to the loving right!

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Hey dude, here's a helpful tutorial: take the "large" part of the url out of your pic, rehost it on imgur, click the edit box, then choose rotate. Congratulations! You then don't have a loving picture that faces to the loving right!

You are getting really, really mad over some pictures.

(NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/XuyIg.png

Forums Terrorist fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Dec 5, 2012

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Sometimes all this overt hostility towards literally everyone in any branch of the armed forces is too much. It really undermines arguments when people seem to be unable to apply even a modicum of nuance to their opinions on the subject and instead are all "EVERY SOLDIER IS MURDERING SCUM."

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Fandyien posted:

Sometimes all this overt hostility towards literally everyone in any branch of the armed forces is too much. It really undermines arguments when people seem to be unable to apply even a modicum of nuance to their opinions on the subject and instead are all "EVERY SOLDIER IS MURDERING SCUM."



JOHNSON!



Yes sir?

Enemy at 12 o'clock! They've stolen our equipment! Shoot to kill, soldier!



Oh no! Alright, I got them! Now what, sir?



loving SHOOT them. Plant weapons on their bodi-JOHNSON!



Sorry sir, they'll get frostbite.

Goddammit Johnson, we do not care about these people! You must stare unblinking. Kill at your slightest whim. Destroy loving everything. Now crush that child.



Like this, sir?

Son of a bitch! Poison them, Johnson! Poison them!





GODDAMMIT Johnson. Pack your bags. You are the worst soldier I've ever seen.

Roger that, sir. Bye kids!

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Dec 5, 2012

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Forums Terrorist posted:

You are getting really, really mad over some pictures.

(NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/XuyIg.png

No, I get really mad at low effort idiotic bullshit. I also hate the unmarked links, which I thought were supposed to be worth a probation?
Also one-upped.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Much like the police you can't generalize a socially vital profession broadly (but it should be recognized these jobs come with power that can be abused or perverted).

But nope we still can't have any real catharsis Post-Vietnam for a number of reasons. You either love the troops and support them (and State Foreign Policy) without question, or you have decided that every individual part of the MIC is a remorseless monster. Who is good and who is evil? Why not discard these labels entirely?

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"These Atrocities: Your Fault!" - Graphic poster made by occupation forces in Germany after WWII promoting German collective guilt

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Gozinbulx
Feb 19, 2004

Needs a humungous land mass called "Pornotopia"

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'
Has this been posted here?



Springing up on telephone booths and bus shelters a lot in my area. So hosed up on so many levels.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Little regionalist humour for any Canucks:



Jokes about the proposed maritime province merger. I propose naming them the Altrantics Provinces.

Warning: NROCS (Not ROC Safe)

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

Experto Crede posted:

Has this been posted here?



Springing up on telephone booths and bus shelters a lot in my area. So hosed up on so many levels.

Because the rich people that actually have money to hide are likely to take buses.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Bluh bluh bluh, watch a soldier justify his worthless job. Seriously tho, as far as I can tell Yanks joining the the army is the closest they'll get to socialism in your hosed-up country and all you have to do in exchange is to partake in the mass-murder of other people! What a deal!

Fight for a country where the benefits of military service are extended for something of actual loving use, maybe.
(I actually hate that picture, but it's the only relevant I have on hand)
I half-jokingly made a comment about the U.S. military being the most socialistic institution in the country at a party and a right-wing jingo guy got really offended. Of course the military deserves to have their needs taken care of (!) unlike everyone else, he said. Ehh.

As for why I'm going to parties where there are right-wing jingos (though why not?), it's more because of where I live.

Speaking of that. Here's some consumer capitalism and the new gas station down the road.













I drove past it a few weeks ago on the highway and didn't realize until I looked over and blurted out WHAT THE gently caress. Made worse by what looked like lights bright enough to illuminate a football stadium (at night) and half the population of San Antonio shopping for camouflaged corn nuggets. It's really too much.

quote:

Billed as the world's largest convenience store, the 67,000-square-foot colossus on Interstate 35 between Austin and San Antonio is 20 times the size of a 7-Eleven and longer than a football field. It features 60 gasoline pumps, 80 soda dispensers, 31 cash registers, 23 flavors of fudge and entire aisles devoted to varieties of popcorn and beef jerky.

The pièce de résistance: 84 gleaming toilets, each with its own dispenser of hand sanitizer and shined at all hours by a small army of attendants.

"I wanted to build a facility that was bigger than need be," Mr. Aplin says of his creation, which looks like a Circle K designed by Willy Wonka. "But I have to admit I'm a little nervous. Did I overdo it this time?"

Fans have come to expect excess from Buc-ee's, a 26-store chain whose cartoony mascot is a bucktoothed beaver wearing a baseball cap. The stores stock munchies ranging from pickled quail eggs and chickens stuffed with crawfish jambalaya to trademarked caramel-coated corn puffs known as Beaver Nuggets.

He also says he learned that travelers were willing to buy more snacks and knickknacks, so long as they are unusual—such as fossilized rocks cut in the shape of Texas.

"This here's a straight-up commodity," he says, pointing to a bag of Lay's potato chips. "But where else are you going to get camo corn?" he asks, flagging Buc-ee's camouflage-colored popcorn snacks.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444914904577623862863808508.html
One of the thing's that interesting about America, and especially Texas, is how we sorta did the extreme opposite of Stalin. But opposite in like how you see your reflection in a mirror. We do insane megaprojects but it's for capitalism instead of socialism. Or something.

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Dec 5, 2012

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Finally, a Kickstarter aimed at combatting the overwhelming, oppressive grip of the overweight mafia.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/learningtoapologize/im-learning-to-apologise-for-my-metabolism-photo-b



quote:

Its undeniable that when we stand a skinny, athletic or even average sized female next to a larger (even if less healthy, overweight or obese) female, that unless we live outside of this stigma, we as Americans will assume that the heavier person is funnier, smarter, nicer, and less sexually promiscuous, all because she is not as thin or physically fit than the girl next to her.

The premise of the book is not to bash or assault any single body type, quite the opposite. I want to share the stories of women who have dealt with this discriminatory action.

Why should a woman have to apologize for wanting to be fit?

Why should a woman have to apologize because she likes to run? or eat healthy? or just has the metabolism that is geared to keep weight at bay?

There are millions of women out there and im sure you know at least one looking for a voice , not from tvs and magazines, not from victorias secret.. but from the ground level , to speak up and tell them that its okay to want to be in better shape.

It doesn't make you stupid or shallow or un-motherly or bad person to want to take care of your body.

I think this book will probably upset a few people, i think it will be looked at wrong by some people..

But.. if it just makes it into the hands of ONE little girl who feels like she has to be overweight to fit in with the current 70% of the overweight population of America, and it gives her the strength to know that being healthy isnt a bad thing.

Then this whole project is worth all the time and effort i can possibly afford to put into it.

Istrian
Dec 23, 2006

Et, ou tu vas exactement?

Thats one impresive gas station you got there...





Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Experto Crede posted:

Has this been posted here?



Springing up on telephone booths and bus shelters a lot in my area. So hosed up on so many levels.

The gently caress is with the UK and terrible public relations? It's like they can't not make creepy Orwellian posters and other poo poo.

Remember this?



What about these assholes from the Olympics?



Their eyes are god drat loving cameras. NOT CREEPY!

It's my belief that no matter what Great Britain, or at least London, is destined for some form of dystopian future.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Crasscrab posted:

The gently caress is with the UK and terrible public relations? It's like they can't not make creepy Orwellian posters and other poo poo.
Good Behaviour Zone


I thought it was a joke until I actually visited London. The level of surveillance is downright creepy.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Crasscrab posted:

It's my belief that no matter what Great Britain, or at least London, is destined for some form of dystopian future.

Oh yeah.



George Osbourne, chancellor of the Exchequer, and his consistent overappraisal and general mismanagement of the economy will almost certainly be the catalyst for that.

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Crasscrab posted:

The gently caress is with the UK and terrible public relations? It's like they can't not make creepy Orwellian posters and other poo poo.

It's ok, you're not alone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8EjQrrsZIU

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V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

Omi-Polari posted:

I half-jokingly made a comment about the U.S. military being the most socialistic institution in the country at a party and a right-wing jingo guy got really offended. Of course the military deserves to have their needs taken care of (!) unlike everyone else, he said. Ehh.

I love the paradox of how socialist healthcare is anti-American and results in piss poor service, and yet it's good enough for the troops. I suppose all the pro-military folk would sing a slightly different tune if an insurer dropped coverage for soldiers' spouses and kids while they were deployed.

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