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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

That's not gonna be good for anyone :sweatdrop:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Capt. Sticl posted:

I picked up a new pair of frames today. From Malaysia, I was in the area. :smuggo:

No, it says right there: Gloria Vanderbilt Collection.

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010

:burger::taco::burger::taco::burger:
Too tired to chase fences right now.
:taco::burger::taco::burger::taco:
Can't help but notice the quotes fly from episodes being shown on syndication at the moment.

I love it.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Rageaholic Monkey posted:

That's not gonna be good for anyone :sweatdrop:

Oh that's nice, kind of a hard-labor fantasy camp.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Sash! posted:

Oh that's nice, kind of a hard-labor fantasy camp.

His whole life is a fantasy camp!

complicated shoes
Sep 11, 2001

Do you do tongue pushups?
"People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall rear end-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!"

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Root Bear posted:

No, it says right there: Gloria Vanderbilt Collection.

What's that about ladies' frames?

Not An Irish Monk
May 1, 2009

complicated shoes posted:

"People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall rear end-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!"

I'm Cosmo Kramer: The Assman!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

esperantinc posted:

What's that about ladies' frames?

Why would I, a Julliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Why would I, a Julliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?

Well it's my medical opinion that you're making a big mistake, and I'm putting it in my chart.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
Well now you're just being difficult.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friends bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, I like this. I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Sid Farkus.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

Sid Farkus.

You can shop for sneakers the next day!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Vigilance posted:

You can shop for sneakers the next day!

So. Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood...establish trust..for 48 years. And then run off with Jerry's sneakers.

Eddie Dingle
Nov 4, 2007

Got a weasel teazel my pleazel got a weasel.
My father wears his sneakers in the pool! Sneakers!

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Just put every episode on my iPad. Seinfeld everywhere.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls-Royce of wheelchairs. This is like... you're almost glad to be handicapped.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

Just put every episode on my iPad. Seinfeld everywhere.

What's next, are you gonna drive him to the airport?

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Root Bear posted:

What's next, are you gonna drive him to the airport?

By the way, Jerry, I don't want you to freak out, but the pilot is going to be in the audience.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I like to stop at the duty free shop.

amplifierWORSHIP
Jul 29, 2007

you're a man. let 'em dangle.


http://www.idakoos.com/tshirt/seinfeld-until-die,1972959

Yeah, that is the shirt for me.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
My car stinks is what happened and it's destroying the lives of everyone in it's path.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm?

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

I just noticed that Google does something special with the results when you search for "festivus".

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Leyburn posted:

Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm?

WHO TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BALM ON :supaburn:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Hank Morgan posted:

My car stinks is what happened and it's destroying the lives of everyone in it's path.

BBO - beyond BO.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

wa27 posted:

I just noticed that Google does something special with the results when you search for "festivus".

Never saw that before! Clever on Google's part.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl
Follow this.





myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Oh god, a Kramer and Newman podcast would be the best thing. Merv Griffin show 2.0

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
You can co-host the podcast with me under one condition. No Jerry. Jerry is not invited.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
George opens an actual jerk store online!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

myron cope posted:

Oh god, a Kramer and Newman podcast would be the best thing. Merv Griffin show 2.0

I can absolutely see them doing this in an apartment (Jerry's probably) with absolutely no internet connection or recording software.

At some point Jerry will rant at them that they're not doing a podcast, they're just having a conversation.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
There was an episode of King Of Queens where Tivo thought Patton Oswalt was gay.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Frog?

Frog is wrong.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

wa27 posted:

I just noticed that Google does something special with the results when you search for "festivus".

"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

It's called a T-Square! :mad:

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Thank you George, you've been great. That's it for me!

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esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

potee posted:

I like to stop at the duty free shop.

The Duty Free Shop? Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail.

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