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You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
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THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!
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Dec 11, 2012 02:47
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools. You're a re-gifter! 
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Dec 11, 2012 02:51
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Dec 11, 2012 03:16
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Aatrek posted:ahahahahaha He was just misunderstood 
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Dec 11, 2012 03:22
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Sorry, thou shalt not steal.
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Dec 11, 2012 03:50
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Aatrek posted:THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS! Who needs them? Not to mention the blacks and the jews. 
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Dec 11, 2012 05:15
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Ugh, these eggs are disgusting. This chicken should be ashamed of itself.
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Dec 11, 2012 15:22
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That's my apple juice!
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Dec 11, 2012 15:26
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I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble, I know that going in.
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Dec 11, 2012 15:37
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potee posted:I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble, I know that going in. This was one of the first bits of lunacy that, when I watched it, I totally agreed with.
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Dec 11, 2012 17:17
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Plums with red on the inside...
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Dec 11, 2012 19:05
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That other Seinfeld twitter doesn't really do it for me. It's pretty hit/miss. Also the @SeinfeldStories feed just tweeted: @SeinfeldStories posted:Jerry comes back from vacation to find out somebody stole his act. 
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Dec 11, 2012 21:12
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I gave up on the @SeinfeldStories account a while ago when they kept doing those multiple-tweet, scene-by-scene episode breakdowns. Do they still do those? The joke just works much better as a 1-3 sentence summary.
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Dec 11, 2012 21:17
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Everyone knows Seinfelt is the best hypothetical Seinfeld fanfiction, Jerry. The best.
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Dec 11, 2012 21:48
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That's gold Jerry. Gold.
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Dec 11, 2012 22:38
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Well, this is all very sophisticated.
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Dec 11, 2012 22:53
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The @SeinfeldStories feed wins because they just reminded me that this exists.
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Dec 12, 2012 00:13
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He killed. He only does well when he has me for a lead-in. He's a time slot hit.
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Dec 12, 2012 00:16
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You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back, and to you that's even?
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Dec 12, 2012 00:20
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Electromax posted:You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back, and to you that's even? May I ask, what do you read in the bathroom?
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Dec 12, 2012 00:23
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Hank Morgan posted:He killed. He only does well when he has me for a lead-in. He's a time slot hit. Wasn't that kind of what the network was hoping would happen with Seinfeld back in the early season when it was following Cheers?
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Dec 12, 2012 00:28
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Stare-Out posted:The @SeinfeldStories feed wins because they just reminded me that this exists. I love this if only for the one commenter insisting,"GUYS IF YOU LOOK AT THE DATES THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE SOMETHING IS UP HERE!" and the uploader refusing to break with his story.
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Dec 12, 2012 00:51
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THEY DON'T WANT ME, I DON'T WANT THEM!
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Dec 12, 2012 01:10
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Play Now likes to play dirty. Well there's nothing dirtier than a big ball of oil. .
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Dec 12, 2012 01:23
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It says here you worked for Play Now for 4 days?
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Dec 12, 2012 02:24
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I know the chunky that left these Chunkies... NEWMAN!
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Dec 12, 2012 02:26
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FuzzySkinner posted:Play Now likes to play dirty. Well there's nothing dirtier than a big ball of oil. I brought a 6-hour tape. That should be enough to cover the experiment, your arrest, and most of your trial.
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Dec 12, 2012 04:21
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Root Bear posted:I brought a 6-hour tape. That should be enough to cover the experiment, your arrest, and most of your trial. Helllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Dec 12, 2012 04:22
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Root Bear posted:I brought a 6-hour tape. That should be enough to cover the experiment, your arrest, and most of your trial. What are you worried about? It's all computerised now! Technology, they're cloning sheep.
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Dec 12, 2012 04:54
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EATIN SHRIMP posted:It says here you worked for Play Now for 4 days? Ah, that should be a fourteen
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Dec 12, 2012 05:00
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Stare-Out posted:The @SeinfeldStories feed wins because they just reminded me that this exists. drat, that fits amazingly well. This comment also slays me: quote:but WHERE does the wub wub go?
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Dec 12, 2012 05:24
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jojoinnit posted:What are you worried about? It's all computerised now! Technology, they're cloning sheep. No, they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!
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Dec 12, 2012 05:37
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FuzzySkinner posted:"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way." That must have been some kind of doll.
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Root Bear posted:I brought a 6-hour tape. That should be enough to cover the experiment, your arrest, and most of your trial. Darren is going away for a long long time.
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Dec 12, 2012 14:32
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M...Mr. Marbles?
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Dec 12, 2012 15:28
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haljordan posted:Darren is going away for a long long time. "Mr. Thomassoulo, during times of great stress, people are capable of super-human strength. Have you ever seen 'The Incredible Hulk', sir?" "No." "How about the old 'Spider-Man' live-action show?"
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Red posted:"Mr. Thomassoulo, during times of great stress, people are capable of super-human strength. Have you ever seen 'The Incredible Hulk', sir?" We don't like you, and we want you to leave.
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Play Now was such a perfect place for George to (briefly) work at. "Mr. Thomassoulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped!"
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