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haljordan posted:Play Now was such a perfect place for George to (briefly) work at. Hey, if there was a perfect place for George, it was clearly K We don't care and it shows!
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Dec 12, 2012 17:05
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Chili posted:Hey, if there was a perfect place for George, it was clearly K That's also very true. I wish my place of employment was OK with me having sleep creases on my face all the time.
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Dec 12, 2012 17:10
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Chili posted:Hey, if there was a perfect place for George, it was clearly K It is a horrible company. There's no management whatsoever. I could go hog wild in there. And in true George fashion he was miserable there.
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Dec 12, 2012 17:24
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Hank Morgan posted:It is a horrible company. There's no management whatsoever. I could go hog wild in there. George, check it out, three times around... with no feet. All me, aaaaallll meeee. 
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Dec 12, 2012 17:28
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Chili posted:George, check it out, three times around... with no feet. All me, aaaaallll meeee. You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it! 
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Dec 12, 2012 17:32
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Bowling? I don’t think so George - you get no rush from bowling.
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Dec 12, 2012 18:16
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Hello, Marjorie? George Costanza, how are ya sweetheart. Listen, could you give Mr. Thomassulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!
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Dec 12, 2012 18:50
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Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick a pumpkin under its arm and change the nameplate to Ichabod Crane?
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Dec 12, 2012 18:54
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Sorry! No here Kruger!
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Dec 12, 2012 18:57
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Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.
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Dec 12, 2012 19:02
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Chili posted:Hey, if there was a perfect place for George, it was clearly K K uger, huh? Sounds like one of those old-timey car horns. KAY-OOGER! KAY-OOGER!
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Dec 12, 2012 20:18
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Hank Morgan posted:Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought. Jerry's reaction to that was priceless.
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Dec 12, 2012 20:21
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I heard Kramer got mugged out in the suburbs on a baby sitting gig.
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Dec 12, 2012 22:25
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Gyshall posted:Bowling? I don’t think so George - you get no rush from bowling. But I made all of these sandwiches! 
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Dec 12, 2012 22:46
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Not bang bang, woof woof
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Dec 12, 2012 22:48
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T. Mascis posted:Not bang bang, woof woof Don't you mean "wraer?"* *I have no idea how you spell that.
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Dec 12, 2012 22:50
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T. Mascis posted:Not bang bang, woof woof No shot, dog bite.
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Dec 12, 2012 22:52
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I see many dogs on my mail route. I'll bet there's not one type of mutt or mongrel I haven't run across. If you ask me they have no business living amongst us. Vile, useless beasts.
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Dec 12, 2012 22:56
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Kakumei posted:Hello, Marjorie? George Costanza, how are ya sweetheart. Listen, could you give Mr. Thomassulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE! I'll see you in hell, Costanza! 
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Dec 12, 2012 22:58
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Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity. 
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Dec 12, 2012 23:03
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Pretty sure the vastly-superior SeinfeldStories called out SeinfeldToday:quote:Kramer writes modernized Happy Days fan fiction. Jerry: "You can't just give Fonzie a beeper and expect laughs."
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Dec 12, 2012 23:10
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CaptainHollywood posted:No shot, dog bite. Holes! I NEED HOLES!
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Dec 12, 2012 23:16
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Red posted:Holes! I NEED HOLES! You'd be surprised how much you can use that line in real life.
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Dec 12, 2012 23:46
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Gyshall posted:Bowling? I don’t think so George - you get no rush from bowling. Well, why go to a fine restaurant, when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?
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Dec 13, 2012 00:12
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Red posted:Holes! I NEED HOLES! You can't break up with me! I'VE GOT HAND! 
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Dec 13, 2012 00:58
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:You can't break up with me! I'VE GOT HAND! And you're gonna need it.
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Hahaha, watching The Pothole for...god only knows how many times I've seen this episode. But yeah, I never noticed that when George is doing his jackhammering to get Phil Rizzuto's head out of the ground, Elaine walks by in a janitor's uniform complete with hat and everything, carrying giant rolls of carpet, and George tips his construction worker's hat to her. Don't know why I'm just now seeing that for the first time
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Dec 13, 2012 01:58
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 (imagine with a Tweety Bird Pez dispenser)
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potee posted:Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity. If you exclude showers and meals, it's like 10 minutes, really.
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Dec 13, 2012 02:11
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It will go by like that *snaps fingers*
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She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and they grafted her big toes on!
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Dec 13, 2012 04:47
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How's her handshake. A little firm? A little too firm?
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Dec 13, 2012 05:33
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potee posted:How's her handshake. A little firm? It's not a twist-off!  
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Dec 13, 2012 08:56
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Capt. Sticl posted:
I watched this episode recently and it was one of the most un-Jerry moments ever, but one of the funniest for some reason
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Dec 13, 2012 13:59
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david puddy posted:I watched this episode recently and it was one of the most un-Jerry moments ever, but one of the funniest for some reason That was back in the days where Costanza was holding down a steady real estate job. Different times...
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Dec 13, 2012 14:59
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Ehud posted:That was back in the days where Costanza was holding down a steady real estate job. Different times... Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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Dec 13, 2012 16:17
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david puddy posted:I watched this episode recently and it was one of the most un-Jerry moments ever, but one of the funniest for some reason Moments like that when he gets really angry and then just plays it off immediately afterwards are always hilarious. Like the one where he's on the phone with his parents and he's saying "Ma! Ma!!" and then starts screaming "MAAAAAA!!!" right as George is walking in. He hangs up the phone, George asks "How are the folks?" and a split second later, without even thinking about it, Jerry just responds "Good  ". Gets me every time.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Moments like that when he gets really angry and then just plays it off immediately afterwards are always hilarious. Like the one where he's on the phone with his parents and he's saying "Ma! Ma!!" and then starts screaming "MAAAAAA!!!" right as George is walking in. He hangs up the phone, George asks "How are the folks?" and a split second later, without even thinking about it, Jerry just responds "Good Or when he hurriedly tells his mother that he's no longer engaged, hangs up the phone and then calmly rips the line completely out of the wall once it starts ringing again.
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