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Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.


Don't want to get my hopes up but this is encouraging.

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Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


nasboat posted:

Pretty strong words from a guy who sold weed out of the Taco Bell drive thru window.

He does'nt belong in this thread. :colbert:

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Karmine posted:



Don't want to get my hopes up but this is encouraging.
This is from a couple of weeks ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWRDqfHME-w

Look how HAPPY he is :3: DDP is the best person ever.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Have to keep perspective that it's quite likely for Jake to slip again. What's important is that he stop making excuses for his behaviour and gets right back on track instead of lying or feeling sorry for himself.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
I was going to ask if it was DDP yoga!

Wow. DDP may have literally saved Jake the Sanem's life with his awesomeness. DDP is the best.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

MacDougall posted:

I was going to ask if it was DDP yoga!

Wow. DDP may have literally saved Jake the Sanem's life with his awesomeness. DDP is the best.

Next up is Scott Hall and Keith Richards.

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family

Perigryn posted:

This is from a couple of weeks ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWRDqfHME-w

Look how HAPPY he is :3: DDP is the best person ever.

Holy poo poo this is the best thing I've ever seen.

I've always hoped Jake could get his life together and seeing him finally do it after so many false starts is fantastic. The fact that it's DDP helping him do it makes it an even better story.

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Have to keep perspective that it's quite likely for Jake to slip again. What's important is that he stop making excuses for his behaviour and gets right back on track instead of lying or feeling sorry for himself.

I believe in the trailer for the documentary that it's mentioned that he slips, but DDP is on him about it. Like you say if Jake can stay honest with himself I don't doubt that DDP will help him each step of the way.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Thauros posted:

Wasn't that Ian? What promotion does Axl run anyway?

none that I know of.

Axl may have stolen Jeremy Borash's macbook during the EXTREME HARD JUSTICE REUNION SHOW.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Karmine posted:



Don't want to get my hopes up but this is encouraging.

Day at a time, Jake. DAY AT A TIME. :ohdear:

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


"Twelve steps. I have thirteen."

Good on Jake Roberts.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Jay I know you are a stupid redneck but still

Jay Briscoe posted:

Gun control won't stop anything. It has nothing to do guns... it has everything to do with the ungodliness that is infiltrating this country

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

bobkatt013 posted:

Jay I know you are a stupid redneck but still

Somebody posted the exact same thing on a friend's Facebook. :(

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Somebody posted the exact same thing on a friend's Facebook. :(

There are far more countries that have far less religion and this poo poo doesn't happen. Example: all of less religious countries.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Jay Briscoe heel turn on Twitter. :aaa:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gonzo McFee posted:

There are far more countries that have far less religion and this poo poo doesn't happen. Example: all of less religious countries.

There are insane, senseless shootings in all sorts of countries.

Tiny Godzilla
Feb 25, 2011

Ask me about being a procrastinating dick that can't be bothered to send out gifts in a timely fashion!

Bocc Kob posted:

Jay Briscoe heel turn on Twitter. :aaa:

This isn't the first time he's said something like this on Twitter.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

MassRayPer posted:

There are insane, senseless shootings in all sorts of countries.

Go on.

Tiny Godzilla posted:

This isn't the first time he's said something like this on Twitter.

There was his fun "No gays in the military" rant that he eventually redacted to "No prancing gays in the military" and the whole "Fags cause hurricanes" thing.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Dec 15, 2012

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

I don't know, the Port Arthur Shootings, the Norway shootings last year, school shootings in Germany, there's tons of these loving things. However, this is the twitter thread, so it doesn't matter what happens in countries more or less religious than the US. It just matters that Jay Briscoe isn't very bright.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I should have written "With this regularity" I'll give you that.

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

Gonzo McFee posted:

I should have written "With this regularity" I'll give you that.

If only there were some place on these forums where you talk about these things that fit better than a Goddamn wrestling forum.

Anyway, in things actually related to the thread:

https://twitter.com/TitusONeilWWE/status/279752954867757056

Titus O'Neil posted:

So my 8yr old son tells me "Daddy lets go 2Extreme Adventures and Blow some ppl out in Laser Tag" That's my Son!!:-) https://pic.twitter.com/HdaT0jXa

I'm a sucker for family outing pics.

The GIG fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Dec 15, 2012

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Could you even imagine playing laser tag with Titus O'Neil :allears:

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

VogeGandire posted:

Could you even imagine playing laser tag with Titus O'Neil :allears:

I hope he celebrates wins by doing the Millions of Dollars dance with his family.

Tiny Godzilla
Feb 25, 2011

Ask me about being a procrastinating dick that can't be bothered to send out gifts in a timely fashion!

VogeGandire posted:

Could you even imagine playing laser tag with Titus O'Neil :allears:

He tries to hide, but the dog bark always gives him away.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Tiny Godzilla posted:

He tries to hide, but the dog bark always gives him away.

pew-pewUHRA-UHRA-URHA

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
I wanna see the whole WWE roster playing laser tag
Bryan would claim he cant lose because hes AGILE
Titus would bark for signals
Kane would melt people's gun and ruin the game :(
Cena would ignore people shooting him
Punk would claim he has the best high score while Heyman would shine the gun
AJ would be impossible to beat because small target and skipping is efficient
Miz would die first because hes huge and cant shut up
Dolph would sell a laser tag
Henry and Show would have to carry their armor in their hands, but no one would shoot them
Sandow would mock the others for not using optimal routes and not realizing that it is very hard to hit a person who is cartwheeling
Sheamus would be eliminated laughing while going down in a blaze of glory
Cesaro would want two guns
The shield would be pricks blocking a hall
Ryback would bring his lunch

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ziggler getting blown through a wall by a laser tag :allears:

And Sandow would obviously start quoting Sun Tzu's Art of War.

Cesaro would declare himself neutral.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Cena would get shot non-stop for the entire game, then go on a massive hot streak in the last minute and win :v:

Sin Cara would spend the entire game swinging from the arena rafters before jumping into a wall.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

VogeGandire posted:

And Sandow would obviously start quoting Sun Tzu's Art of War.

He should do that anyway, not just in a laser tag context.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Sionistic posted:

I wanna see the whole WWE roster playing laser tag
Bryan would claim he cant lose because hes AGILE
Titus would bark for signals
Kane would melt people's gun and ruin the game :(
Cena would ignore people shooting him
Punk would claim he has the best high score while Heyman would shine the gun
AJ would be impossible to beat because small target and skipping is efficient
Miz would die first because hes huge and cant shut up
Dolph would sell a laser tag
Henry and Show would have to carry their armor in their hands, but no one would shoot them
Sandow would mock the others for not using optimal routes and not realizing that it is very hard to hit a person who is cartwheeling
Sheamus would be eliminated laughing while going down in a blaze of glory
Cesaro would want two guns
The shield would be pricks blocking a hall
Ryback would bring his lunch

What the gently caress is this?

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo


lol

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

The idea of Wade Barrett trying to change while driving a car, cursing in that accent is such an amazing image :allears:



Anyway, more gold from Indies Wrestler.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

Timby posted:

What the gently caress is this?

Something that sounded really fun in my head :(

Minitrue
Aug 6, 2010

Sionistic posted:

I wanna see the whole WWE roster playing laser tag
Bryan would claim he cant lose because hes AGILE
Titus would bark for signals
Kane would melt people's gun and ruin the game :(
Cena would ignore people shooting him
Punk would claim he has the best high score while Heyman would shine the gun
AJ would be impossible to beat because small target and skipping is efficient
Miz would die first because hes huge and cant shut up
Dolph would sell a laser tag
Henry and Show would have to carry their armor in their hands, but no one would shoot them
Sandow would mock the others for not using optimal routes and not realizing that it is very hard to hit a person who is cartwheeling
Sheamus would be eliminated laughing while going down in a blaze of glory
Cesaro would want two guns
The shield would be pricks blocking a hall
Ryback would bring his lunch

Fantasy booking WWE laser tag. Just when I thought I had seen it all. Off to read a classic story about Trish and Lita now.

CanadianJericholeaf
Jun 9, 2004

by Lowtax

Minitrue posted:

Fantasy booking WWE laser tag. Just when I thought I had seen it all. Off to read a classic story about Trish and Lita now.
"I want to show you a twist of fate, Trish." Lita seductively climbed the turnbuckle and moonsaulted into a 69 position.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

CanadianJericholeaf posted:

"I want to show you a twist of fate, Trish." Lita seductively climbed the turnbuckle and moonsaulted into a 69 position.

That was unfunny and didn't add anything.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Wade Barrett posted:

Tomorrow at #WWETLC, I'm going to metaphorically de-flea, de-fang, de-claw and castrate 'The Wildcat'. #NewICChamp
:stare:

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

At least he used the word "metaphorically" instead of "literally." The misuse of the word "literally" drives me figuratively insane.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Chris Harris better run.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


@RonKillings posted:

This is what happened to my knee at TLC ppv
:nms:http://i.imgur.com/1Ykp7.jpg:nms:[/url]

Dear god...

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MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo


Gotta love that someone just had to troll Virgil by tagging him in a retweet.

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