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Super Camper posted:Does anybody know if participation in the Asian I schoolhouse christmas play is mandatory? My class is doing a performance and our teaching team leader is threatening disciplinary counselings for those who dont want to participate. Do what I did to get out of the Christmans play get out of the military
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# ? Dec 19, 2012 02:13 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 19:15 |
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Professor Bling posted:get out of the military It is a wise choice.
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# ? Dec 19, 2012 02:58 |
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One does not simply separate into the civilian world.. ...they took that away with DADT repeal.
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# ? Dec 20, 2012 01:33 |
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Badgers posted:One does not simply separate into the civilian world.. Can't eat your way to freedom anymore either. E: I called it the porky pig out.
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# ? Dec 20, 2012 02:30 |
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Gordian posted:Hey guys, try not to fail out of class. LOA'd out and my two choices are 11B and 13F. As a 13F thinking of re-enlisting to be a linguist I find this loving Hilarious. If you can't get anything other than 11B or 13F, go 13F. I theres any questions about what sort of poo poo you'll do, I'm more than happy to share. Don't go 11B.
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# ? Dec 20, 2012 02:47 |
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TheUnhorse posted:quit being a bitch no. you quit being a bitch.
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# ? Dec 20, 2012 05:16 |
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Professor Bling posted:Do what I did to get out of the Christmans play well it actually wasnt mandatory lol so nvm i guess.
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# ? Dec 20, 2012 05:18 |
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TPSDude posted:As a 13F thinking of re-enlisting to be a linguist I find this loving Hilarious. It's funny you say this because as a former 11B I told a guy who was LOA'ing that if it got down to 13F and 11B to go 13F.
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# ? Dec 20, 2012 06:55 |
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You can quote two posts in one bro it's okay. I was serious about the get out part though, there's no reason to re-enlist after your contract is up as a linguist; get a cushy Fed job as civilian and do beard things
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# ? Dec 20, 2012 06:55 |
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Professor Bling posted:You can quote two posts in one bro it's okay. man that gravy train has pretty much dried up if you're not either more than 3/3 with a college education OR you're a 3/3 that also brings serious other SIGINT poo poo to the table, PLUS a degree if you're looking to get out in one term. For Army chances are good you won't learn poo poo and you'll be in some tactical nightmare dump, Marines you'll probably go to rad bn (lol, good fuckin luck), for air force/navy you guys there's a chance in hell if you can give a good blowjob and figure out the system in order to get what you want. air force/navy rules apply for army and marines at the rsocs or whatever they call those places now.
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# ? Dec 21, 2012 06:59 |
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Gordian posted:Hey guys, try not to fail out of class. LOA'd out and my two choices are 11B and 13F. I don't know if your poo poo is still going on, but I read this MILPER today and figured it might be helpful, and save you from being a ground pounder with hosed up knees and spine. https://www.hrc.army.mil/Milper/12-403 You'll need CAC access, and the pertinent poo poo for language school is near the end, but there's also poo poo up near the top for people with top secret clearances.
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# ? Jan 1, 2013 22:00 |
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My company just got someone that for whatever reason didn't successfully graduate from DLI as a 35P and became a 35N instead. Although Guard vs. Active, it's probably a completely different situation.
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# ? Jan 1, 2013 22:53 |
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Tonight my jackass friend flipped off a Marine E-6 who was checking IDs at the patio. Here's hoping we don't feel any blowback for that!
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# ? Jan 4, 2013 09:53 |
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Jesus, I hope you aren't Air Force. Why would anyone do that anyway?
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 03:12 |
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AchmedTheSnake posted:Jesus, I hope you aren't Air Force. lol Got some bad news for you. What happened to the AF there since I've left? Y'all are going full retard.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 03:21 |
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Professor Bling posted:lol Just sit back and laugh. Between the rape ropes and seizure of health magazines, it's a helluva show.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 03:50 |
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I want to leave this place.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 04:07 |
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That's common. Why?
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 08:29 |
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Professor Bling posted:lol We can't take our backpacks to formation anymore. Someone got in trouble for having their natural hair color. The Air Force is the worst branch and DLI is the worst place.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 18:58 |
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Softface posted:Someone got in trouble for having their natural hair color. Story?
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 19:06 |
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Softface posted:We can't take our backpacks to formation anymore. Oh yesssssss hahaha I got out just in time. Sounds about as asinine as I figured it would get. I also want details on this.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 19:55 |
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AB posted:Story? Nothing terribly exciting, an Airman born in Northern Europe shows up to the mass urinalysis with really light hair on top and slightly darker on the sides, a sergeant thinks he bleached his hair or something and pulls a 341 (lol). Professor Bling posted:I'm more interested in the backpack thing. I have only ideas on this one all of them dumb. 1) They got tired of idiots leaving their backpacks by the sidewalk and having to tell us every goddamn Monday and Friday to move them; unlikely because offpost people still get to leave their crap there. 2) Everyone trampling through that area twice a week and leaving our poo poo there turned the slope into a huge mud pile and some moron slipped and fell and ruined their blues; doubtful but hilarious to imagine. 3) They just planted grass there and want it to grow in; likely based on how much the AF loves appearances over actual functionality. Most likely reason though is because vvvvv Softface fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jan 7, 2013 |
# ? Jan 7, 2013 19:56 |
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I'm more interested in the backpack thing. The USAF: making thread title dreams come true since shame became an AFI violation
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 21:02 |
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They want the grass on the sides to grow and the sea of backpacks is inhibiting this.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 21:39 |
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I give the policy two weeks.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 21:43 |
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Professor Bling posted:I'm more interested in the backpack thing.
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# ? Jan 8, 2013 01:11 |
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Softface posted:I give the policy two weeks. Nah it'll last. We just put our bags in our cars now at the 627 parking lot. It ain't bad.
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# ? Jan 8, 2013 01:37 |
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Speaking of cars, has anyone drawn dicks on my RX-4? I know it's still up there.
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# ? Jan 8, 2013 01:39 |
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So it looks like I'll be going back to DLI for an Arabic-Iraqi conversion course in a few months. What silly Air Force stuff can I expect coming back to DLI as a non tech schooler?
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 05:16 |
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Professor Bling posted:Speaking of cars, has anyone drawn dicks on my RX-4? I know it's still up there. Surprisingly it's yet to be defaced or broken into, not even by drunk assholes. Sensitive Thug posted:So it looks like I'll be going back to DLI for an Arabic-Iraqi conversion course in a few months. What silly Air Force stuff can I expect coming back to DLI as a non tech schooler? Lots of 4-day weekends and occasionally having to check IDs for our drunk asses at the PX.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 05:43 |
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Professor Bling posted:Speaking of cars, has anyone drawn dicks on my RX-4? I know it's still up there. Do you still want that thing? Whats going to happen to it? lol
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 05:59 |
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Sensitive Thug posted:So it looks like I'll be going back to DLI for an Arabic-Iraqi conversion course in a few months. What silly Air Force stuff can I expect coming back to DLI as a non tech schooler? Being a non tech schooler will make your life a lot easier. Thats pretty much it.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 06:00 |
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Starting Pashto tomorrow. Issued a brand new Ipad and MacBook Pro today. Phased up on Tuesday. A lot of weird people here. Someone in my Phase IV platoon was telling me all about being a Wiccan. Spirit animals and poo poo...
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# ? Jan 10, 2013 04:44 |
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^^ Good luck, I may be cadre there in the future, either as an MLI or PSG.
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# ? Jan 10, 2013 05:45 |
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I have never seen ID checks at the patio. Never even heard of it, and one of my friends goes up there almost every night. The gently caress is the AF doing?
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# ? Jan 11, 2013 00:13 |
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Where were you last year? the do ID checks up there all the drat time (maybe I was just with the really loud dudes). And I'm keeping that car so y'all better make sure nothing untoward happens to it; it does still have a set of keys on post.
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# ? Jan 11, 2013 00:47 |
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Black Balloon posted:I have never seen ID checks at the patio. Never even heard of it, and one of my friends goes up there almost every night. The gently caress is the AF doing? Yeah man, been here for about a year now and they've been checking ID's this whole time. Some unlucky prior service usually has to go up there later at night, so maybe that's why your friend never gets ID'd. Edit: Non-prior =/= prior service AchmedTheSnake fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jan 11, 2013 |
# ? Jan 11, 2013 02:39 |
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Professor Bling posted:Where were you last year? the do ID checks up there all the drat time (maybe I was just with the really loud dudes). I'll be sure take it to the 17 mile drive and drive it off a cliff.
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# ? Jan 11, 2013 04:26 |
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Joke's on you it doesn't run
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# ? Jan 11, 2013 11:23 |
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AchmedTheSnake posted:Yeah man, been here for about a year now and they've been checking ID's this whole time. Some unlucky prior service usually has to go up there later at night, so maybe that's why your friend never gets ID'd. Yeah I've been here for just under a year as well. Never seen it, never hear it talked about. Guess it just happens after my friends and/or I leave. Not much point to stay at the patio late since they stop selling booze at 8 or whatever.
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