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NC-17 posted:The original was great though. But only because I think the subtext was she found out he was cheating and knew he was leaving to go see his lover. So she made a video of herself loving the poolboy. Yeeeeeah, I think you're reading a bit too much into that.
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NC-17 posted:The original was great though. But only because I think the subtext was she found out he was cheating and knew he was leaving to go see his lover. So she made a video of herself loving the poolboy. You need to talk bro?
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Dec 16, 2012 19:14
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Santa shouldn't watch it on the sleigh? Then by the time he can watch it he'll be back at the North Pole. And Santa's the only one on the sleigh anyway! Unless Mrs. Claus is really paranoid about the reindeer.
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Dec 17, 2012 22:22
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Santa shouldn't watch it on the sleigh? Then by the time he can watch it he'll be back at the North Pole. And Santa's the only one on the sleigh anyway! Unless Mrs. Claus is really paranoid about the reindeer. The idea is he'll be too distracted to do his job right.
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Dec 17, 2012 22:24
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Captain Novolin posted:The idea is he'll be too distracted to do his job right. If you think about what his job entails and how it all seems like a bunch of HUGE matter/energy/space/time impossibilities to us mortals, you'd think he would actually have the bandwidth somehow to watch Mrs. Claus' video, maybe even shake one out. Unless Mrs. Claus is just paranoid about the reindeer.
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Dec 17, 2012 22:29
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Great, now I have to think about Santa taking a break to watch his Mrs. Claus porno and rub one out in my living room before he hops back on the sleigh to the next house. That better be leftover milk in that glass Santa!
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Dec 17, 2012 23:15
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Huh.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fz0jpuLkM How about that?
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Dec 18, 2012 03:02
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DrBouvenstein posted:Huh.... Dude, that commercial is months old. And hilarious.
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Dec 18, 2012 03:07
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just heard a cougarlife.com commercial butcher Nick Glider's "Hot Child in the city" Which is ironic because the song is about underage prostitution.
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Dec 18, 2012 04:16
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The Pennsylvania Lottery has this Christmas commercial that I've seen for decades. I used to joke that it was creepy because some of the older people in it had to be dead. Well, they went and updated it and now it's MORE creepy. They did a really lovely CGI over the face of anyone who talks (think like how the lips move on those talking dog movies, only over an entire face).
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Dec 18, 2012 04:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tYPFpu-zNg I hate this commercial so much. Musical theater is annoying enough in the first place, but what the hell does it have to do with ham for christ's sake?
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Dec 18, 2012 13:32
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Buzkashi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tYPFpu-zNg While it is a terrible commercial, they're not going musical theater --> ham as much as its musical theater --> holidays (with ham). My brain immediately connected with the Radio City Christmas Spectacular as being the thing they were making a ridiculously huge leap towards.
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Dec 18, 2012 15:05
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Lana Del Ray is making a lot of money thanks to these commercials. I don't know why a song about trying to salvage an already dead relationship is used to advertise lovely for profit schools and coffee? 
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Dec 19, 2012 04:35
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constantIllusion posted:Lana Del Ray is making a lot of money thanks to these commercials. I think I'm okay with knowing that doing music for lovely commercials will be the height of Lana Del Rey's career. Why is the Gangnam Style dude dancing next to the Youtube logo?
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Dec 19, 2012 07:40
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It links to Youtube's "Rewind" video which features Psy.
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Dec 19, 2012 07:47
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raditts posted:I think I'm okay with knowing that doing music for lovely commercials will be the height of Lana Del Rey's career. Pretty sure the height of her career was moments before she bombed on SNL.
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Dec 19, 2012 08:21
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Hey. Whoever decided it'd be OK to play those tortured animal commercials with Christmas music instead of the standard early warning...whoever the gently caress does the normal music at THREE IN THE loving AFTERNOON. Be a dear, and jump up your own rear end and die.
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Dec 19, 2012 09:33
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Words with Friends, the board game is already one of the stupidest things in existence. The commercials do nothing to vindicate it, and end up making it look even stupider. I'm more sick of Apple's Thanksgiving commercial, mainly because its still airing even though thanksgiving ended almost a month ago, they show a nice interracial family, as if they're just trying to appease people who would think "All white people? That's not PC!" (I'm sorry, it just feels forced.) And that turkey, along with every "family photo" in that commercial, is fake and gussied up to look believable. It makes me sick.
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Dec 19, 2012 15:33
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Capn Beeb posted:Hey. They seem to be playing these commercials in between the updated K-Mart 'surprise' commercials that feature a remix of a Christmas tune (I forget which song). But, while watching A&E Monday night, it was every other loving commercial.
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Dec 19, 2012 15:35
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RMZXAnarchy posted:Words with Friends, the board game is already one of the stupidest things in existence. The commercials do nothing to vindicate it, and end up making it look even stupider. Scrabble is for old people. It uses, like, wood.
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RMZXAnarchy posted:Words with Friends, the board game is already one of the stupidest things in existence. The commercials do nothing to vindicate it, and end up making it look even stupider. Uh, people have turkey and pie for Christmas dinner too. Also the number of interracial relationships, and children, in the US is quite significant; sorry about it not being the 1950s.
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Dec 19, 2012 23:09
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Nothing says Christmas like a creepy German boy WHO NEVER loving BLINKS!! YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME, MR. CLAUS!!
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Dec 20, 2012 23:52
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Why does every loving commercial seem to use only the guitar and bass line from CCR'S Down on the Corner? Makes me rage like every commercial break.
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Dec 21, 2012 01:23
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I may get reamed for this, but I can't stand the new St. Jude awareness ad that's been running recently. It's so depressing- They have even sicker kids in it, and you get the feeling that most of them are likely dead now. A wonderful thought to have at Christmas time  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUfqaD6SLHg
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Dec 21, 2012 02:21
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I posed the question on this video but there's been a commercial for a local plumber running lately - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Rjv25QZiI - why the hell would they put the word "ARRGH!" on the screen after he's fixed the problem and is standing with a satisfied customer?
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Dec 21, 2012 16:45
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Buzkashi posted:I posed the question on this video but there's been a commercial for a local plumber running lately - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Rjv25QZiI - why the hell would they put the word "ARRGH!" on the screen after he's fixed the problem and is standing with a satisfied customer? Yeah, that is strange in an otherwise decently made commercial. I mean, it's not great, but the 3D work is relatively pretty good compared to the 3DCG you see in local-level commercials. It probably pays to be owned by a woman. A man would have probably "hired" his brother or nephew and ended up with Max from Blue Tax or something out of the Tim & Eric's Grums, while she went out and at least got someone with a render farm.
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Oh yeah, it's definitely a well-made commercial, I just have no idea what they thought they were accomplishing with that bit.
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kittenmittons posted:Pretty sure the height of her career was moments before she bombed on SNL. Lana Del Rey owns. Her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola  Target ads, burn in hell. How or why would a dad with an 8 year old have no present shopping done by Christmas eve? Just hate those two people.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Nothing says Christmas like a creepy German boy WHO NEVER loving BLINKS!! Its a well known fact that Germans don't blink, to maximize the efficiency of their eyes.
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Not an gripe, more of an observation: I saw that Vonage commercial with the British lady, and is it just me, or have they finally stopped using that "Woo Hoo" song (the one made famous in "Kill Bill")? Please let this be so. 
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Dec 22, 2012 05:00
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I thought they kept the tune but stopped using that actual recording.
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ElwoodCuse posted:I thought they kept the tune but stopped using that actual recording. Yeah, on reflection you're correct. I first heard the commercial on the TV in the background and thought it was some generic "regal" music (because all Brits are royalty, har har). But checking YouTube has confirmed what you said. Goddamnit. 
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Something about the way the announcer talks on the Kindle commercials is really off-putting to me. The way he slowly over-enunciates every syllable makes me think of an alien trying their hardest to replicate human speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbcwsSZCKuI
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I like kit-kats. I hate everyone on their commercials. CHOMP CHOMP HOMPF CRUNCH. God gently caress all of you, can you people not eat like functional humans 
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KIT-KATS DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT ARGHLEBARGLENGREWHBGURWBGVFSG  I can only assume the advertising agency got pranked with a pack of Kit-Kats made of chocolate-covered biscotti and celery and they never figured out the joke.
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There definitely aren't enough commercials playing Deck the Halls using cats, dogs and power tools.
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I was watching a Spanish-language station at a local Chinese buffet (only in America), when an ad for Old Navy came on, ending with a Latina housewife being visited by the Three Wisemen of the Orient. It was pretty strange to see since the commercials in English are pretty secularized and wouldn't include such an explicit biblical reference.
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Dec 23, 2012 07:17
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The Wonga.com commercials with the puppets. God drat things creep me out something fierce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxGRDQF8-Co
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqU0pNHZl0A This belongs in the awesome category. "Don't thank us, saving mankind is reward enough" 
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