KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

david puddy posted:

Well, that's Frank and Estelle's reaction to hearing about George's man-love for a she-Jerry!

I thought you stopped talking! :mad:

# ? Dec 20, 2012 14:15

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:12

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Root Bear posted:

I thought you stopped talking!

Starting.....NOW!

# ? Dec 20, 2012 17:59

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

What do I need to talk for. To blab to the neighbours about George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.

# ? Dec 20, 2012 18:01

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

His mother was a mudder.

# ? Dec 20, 2012 19:20

Parachute: May 18, 2003

david puddy posted:

Larry David gets hole in one!

I never noticed the awesome Larry David story progression before, hah!

# ? Dec 20, 2012 19:28

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

potee posted:

His mother was a mudder.

His mother was a mudder?

# ? Dec 20, 2012 21:11

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

What'd I say? :mad:

# ? Dec 20, 2012 21:38

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Iowa Snow King posted:

I had this recurring dream for a while that there was an episode of Seinfeld that followed a young Kramer through late seventies New York.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

# ? Dec 20, 2012 23:52

Wotan: Aug 15, 2009; I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Whaddya got a clarkman?

# ? Dec 21, 2012 01:23

Justin_Brett: Oct 23, 2012; GAMERDOME put down LOSER

You didn't like that crack about the pen, did you?

# ? Dec 21, 2012 01:47

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

Kevyn posted:

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

I said this line with perfect timing to somebody recently. She was going on about what she wanted to do with her life and how she wanted to travel to every country in the world and so on, and she wrapped it up with "that's my dream". Oh man, I jumped on that opporunity like you wouldn't believe. She's never seen Seinfeld but she still laughed.

That's it. My hopes and my fears, and all I'm capable of.

# ? Dec 21, 2012 02:46

Wotan: Aug 15, 2009; I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Well, good luck with all that! :stare:

# ? Dec 21, 2012 02:49

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

My wife has an inner ear infection

:aaa:

# ? Dec 21, 2012 15:13

Momomo: Dec 26, 2009; Dont judge me, I design your manhole

potee posted:

What'd I say?

...What the gently caress is your problem?

# ? Dec 22, 2012 01:06

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but next thing I know she's mopping the floor with me!

# ? Dec 22, 2012 01:17

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Last night I had a dream a hamburger was eating me!

# ? Dec 22, 2012 04:20

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Momomo posted:

...What the gently caress is your problem?

Hey Hey Hey ... let's keep this sophisticated.

# ? Dec 22, 2012 04:21

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Hey! Wait, wait, wait! Whoa! Give it to the girl. I'm an independent contractor. Tax purposes.

# ? Dec 22, 2012 04:33

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Chili posted:

Hey Hey Hey ... let's keep this sophisticated.

Do you know what he said to me yesterday?

"Where's my loving cupcake?"

# ? Dec 22, 2012 04:48

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

Hey Hey Hey ... let's keep this sophisticated.

Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum.

# ? Dec 22, 2012 06:39

Electromax: May 6, 2007

No... I like to strain the sauce.

# ? Dec 22, 2012 23:13

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

potee posted:

Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum.

Pack of Juicy Fruit.

# ? Dec 22, 2012 23:20

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

We're not getting a Penthouse Forum!

# ? Dec 22, 2012 23:40

Iowa Snow King: Jan 5, 2008

"What's the deal with those guys down in the pit?"

# ? Dec 23, 2012 00:03

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Coffee And Pie posted:

Pack of Juicy Fruit.

85 cents.

# ? Dec 23, 2012 01:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Pierce and Pierce posted:

85 cents.

85 cents? That's outrageous! :mad:

# ? Dec 23, 2012 02:25

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

George, George this is too much for me. Escaped convicts, fugitive sex. I've got a cock fight to focus on.

# ? Dec 23, 2012 03:07

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Iowa Snow King posted:

"What's the deal with those guys down in the pit?"

It's a humorous observation.

# ? Dec 23, 2012 06:00

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

Fibre from shirt on left shoulder. I'll have to keep my eye on that.

# ? Dec 23, 2012 16:27

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

neoboman posted:

It's a humorous observation.

What's the deal with politics, am I right?

# ? Dec 23, 2012 16:47

complicated shoes: Sep 11, 2001; Do you do tongue pushups?

Happy Festivus, all!

I got a lotta problems with you people!!

# ? Dec 23, 2012 16:58

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Did you see the pole yet, complicated shoes?

# ? Dec 23, 2012 17:54

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

No tinsel. I find it distracting.

# ? Dec 23, 2012 18:36

hcreight: Mar 19, 2007; My name is Oliver Queen...

I can't take it anymore, I'm going to work! YA HAPPY NOW?

hcreight fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Dec 23, 2012

# ? Dec 23, 2012 18:42

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

hcreight posted:

I can't take it anymore, I'm going to work! YA HAPPY NOW?

Work? You know your infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays?

# ? Dec 23, 2012 19:07

Beep Street: Aug 22, 2006; Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.

There had to be another way!

# ? Dec 23, 2012 19:09

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Well, I've seen enough reruns of this to know how good it is.

Wish me luck, I'm watching all of it from season 1.

# ? Dec 23, 2012 20:05

Optimus Subprime: Mar 26, 2005; Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

Hey I was in a schvitz for 6 hours, give me a break!

# ? Dec 23, 2012 21:02

victorious: Jul 2, 2007; As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

hcreight posted:

I can't take it anymore, I'm going to work! YA HAPPY NOW?

...I locked myself out of my office again.

# ? Dec 23, 2012 21:05

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:12

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

victorious posted:

...I locked myself out of my office again.

I know you're in there, I can see you through the reverse peep hole! :mad:

# ? Dec 23, 2012 21:55

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