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Can Bueno Excellente make a cameo? And by cameo I mean a character that does not infringe intellectual properties belonging to other people but does bear some resemblance. I feel he'd fit right in to Directionos. Heh heh heh.
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rejutka posted:A schooner rapes a yacht and the yacht gives birth to a jolly boat?
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I'll take 16 if anyone wants to assign it to me. I want in on the money train! Choo-choo!
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Azure_Horizon posted:I'll take 12. Sensa. Could you take the earlier Sensa chapter (2 I think) since I already called the latter two ones? If I welch on it, which is pretty drat likely, its all yours.
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Shageletic posted:Could you take the earlier Sensa chapter (2 I think) since I already called the latter two ones? If I welch on it, which is pretty drat likely, its all yours. Sure, that's fine.
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Guys, we need to up our merchandising for Game of Bones:quote:You don't have to drink to enjoy GAME OF THRONES (or my books, for that matter)... but, hey, it can't hurt. I'm thinking 40s of off-brand Mexican 4 Loco mixed with roofies.
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The only fitting drink is Absolut Fucker.Chinston Wurchill posted:When the big bad is caught, can someone pull off his face Scooby Doo style to reveal Martendale, who exclaims "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you Wild Cards!" And then it turns out that the entire war was a setup by Martendale to make Sensa, Demi, and Ardi vulnerable to his sexual predations? rejutka posted:A schooner rapes a yacht and the yacht gives birth to a jolly boat?
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Reworking my outline again today, I discovered with alarm I had written Dany instead of Demmy quite a few times. How odd! These two characters are clearly unalike, your honor, thus the plaintiff should be awarded zero damages.
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Jan 6, 2013 21:46
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Urdnot Fire posted:Fury/BlackBetha is everyone's favorite ship ship.
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Jan 6, 2013 21:50
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Joramun posted:That's incest, since they were built on the same wharf.
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Contra Calculus posted:Well since I'm a moron and actually have an account on tvtropes, I'll get started on making a page for it. First off, does anyone have any A Game of Bones ships? This is the most important part. Remember, TVTropes isn't about having a page, it's about linking to your page in every possible place on the sight.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Your point? Clearly, it's even hotter that way.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Your point?
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Jan 6, 2013 21:58
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"8. Kate [SEX]" is now our only unclaimed chapter. Some people were moved around, so go back and make sure you've got the right chapter now.
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This is going to be a sensitive tale, guys, of a young woman's awakening. Not just sexually, but to her own agency and self. Demmy Turduckyen will be a strong female character that feminists a thousand years from now will discuss as the single most important character in the WILDCARDS literary canon. We're on the cusp of a societal change, my friends. Truly, salty sea winds are blowing that damp breeze into our sinuses and clearing out the snot of patriarchy and oppression.
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The Colts loss will really allow me to tap into the whining, maudlin, insufferable shittiness of Jenn Ice.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Demmy Turduckyen will be a strong female character that feminists a thousand years from now will discuss as the single most important character in the WILDCARDS literary canon.
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Joramun posted:That's assuming there will still be genders left a thousand years from now, let alone feminists. By then humanity will have long since moved to asexual reproduction (likely driving all males extinct). If that means it's all gorgeous, hardbodied lesbos sixty-nining in mass orgies at all times, I'm cool with that.
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Well, if by lesbos you mean wombmen...
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Urdnot Fire posted:Well, if by lesbos you mean wombmen... And if by wombmen you mean Richard Simmons.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"8. Kate [SEX]" is now our only unclaimed chapter. I guess I'll take that one, since it's the only one left. With the iPhone app broken I can't keep up with this thread's lovely pace.
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Alright, that's everyone. DEAD MAN POSTING, if you can, take my post at the top of page 537 and put it in the OP for quick reference.
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I need some background. How old is Ardi? And is she still a maiden fair and true?
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redshirt posted:I need some background. How old is Ardi? And is she still a maiden fair and true? I think thornghost retconned the younger Strikes as being 18 and Sensa as 19? Whatever you do, don't read AGoB again because continuity can get hosed.
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Ardi is 18, but a sexless tomboy. She has strange feelings for Genden's abs, but that's it.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Ardi is 18, but a sexless tomboy. She has strange feelings for Genden's abs, but that's it. Like one of them Goth girls. Gotchya.
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Ardi is gonna be really confused when she meets Jaken Agar, facial assassin.
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How can you not go with a John Mellencamp reference? The assassin's name should be Jack'n Dy'an.
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redshirt posted:Like one of them Goth girls. Gotchya.
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I was just gonna call him Jackoff. Or make a Syrio Forell joke.
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Like I mentioned earlier, I've written Brendan's direct stuff as being sexless, so he's not 18 yet. This is actually a plot point for the Vampiric twist things take. Also, Thorn, there should be three buys (one direct and two gift) from the same person in the next 24 hours, let me know if that doesn't happen. Arbite fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Jan 7, 2013 |
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"How are you spending the 82 days until Game of Thrones Season 3" question on GoT Facebook page (with a pic of Dany in the status update) Sample responses: "Masturbating thinking of KALISI" "I would rape this sexy bitch"
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Azure_Horizon posted:"How are you spending the 82 days until Game of Thrones Season 3" question on GoT Facebook page (with a pic of Dany in the status update) more horrible than the books
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Azure_Horizon posted:"How are you spending the 82 days until Game of Thrones Season 3" question on GoT Facebook page (with a pic of Dany in the status update) GRRM is on Facebook now?
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Joramun posted:GRRM is on Facebook now? he has many parachute accounts
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Azure_Horizon posted:"How are you spending the 82 days until Game of Thrones Season 3" question on GoT Facebook page (with a pic of Dany in the status update)  drat, and I thought we were the bad ASOIAF fans.
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Azure_Horizon posted:"How are you spending the 82 days until Game of Thrones Season 3" question on GoT Facebook page (with a pic of Dany in the status update) Did you link them to the new landmark series, Game of Bones?
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SaviourX posted:Did you link them to the new landmark series, Game of Bones? Did we even write any rapes? Implied rape? Sodomized by a bullwhip is good but that was F->M. Maybe we could play around with consent issues by book 3. Someone can thrust his fat pink mast into a weirdwood tree and it can find his arousal disgusting.
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