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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Navy galleys: ever the bastions of cultural sensitivity.



On the other hand, it's hard to complain, because fried chicken is delicious.

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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
Also probably a black as night CS came up with that menu

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

genderstomper58 posted:

Also probably a black as night CS came up with that menu

Is a galley the same thing as a DFAC/Chow Hall?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yes and I keep getting dumb looks when I say it

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners


How would you like to the rear end in a top hat that has to drive the smoke generator m113 around? I bet they had some epic weed related vehicle names though...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I asked an NCO what would happen if you tried to use the smoke generator on an Abrams if it were hooked up using current fuel. He said "You'd look like the Bat Mobile for about ten seconds before the hull caught on fire."

Still cracks me up.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

AB posted:

I asked an NCO what would happen if you tried to use the smoke generator on an Abrams if it were hooked up using current fuel. He said "You'd look like the Bat Mobile for about ten seconds before the hull caught on fire."

Still cracks me up.

Doesn't the Abrams just use JP-8 for fuel like everything else?

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I was in a Smoke/Decon Chemical Unit when I was at Bragg. They had those bastards strapped to the backs of HMMWVs. Coolest. poo poo. Ever. The amazing sound and sweet smoke plume we got every motor stables was worth the retarded star MOS bullshit that gave me the privilege of working with 19yo E5s. Almost.










loving Chemical Corps. :doh:

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
I had no idea these things existed.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Holy poo poo, they make the hell our of some smoke. :stare:

Too bad they're useless in today's wars.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


YUP. The black smoke you see is a Carbon(silicate? can never remember) add in that fucks up Infrared. They had sweet drop down screens so the drivers could see where the hell they were driving when they were in seas of smoke, and I don't remember what spectrum the periscope used, just that it was expensive as gently caress and we weren't allowed to touch.

^Pretty much. I left back in '05, so I don't even know if they still have the bastards.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Veins McGee posted:

Doesn't the Abrams just use JP-8 for fuel like everything else?

Yes. I've been told that it used to use JP-5 but I'm not sure that's right. Every Abrams I've worked with has had the fuel line responsible for smoke generation disconnected because of fire risk.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

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Wingnut Ninja posted:

Navy galleys: ever the bastions of cultural sensitivity.



On the other hand, it's hard to complain, because fried chicken is delicious.
There's a fine line between cultural celebration and racism. So long as it includes something delicious, I'm not complaining, though!

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Carteret posted:

I was in a Smoke/Decon Chemical Unit when I was at Bragg. They had those bastards strapped to the backs of HMMWVs. Coolest. poo poo. Ever. The amazing sound and sweet smoke plume we got every motor stables was worth the retarded star MOS bullshit that gave me the privilege of working with 19yo E5s. Almost.

...

loving Chemical Corps. :doh:

This is what Al Gore sees in his night terrors.

in other news, I saw this walking into the BX today:


Looks like our old friend Sgt Chowdown is still employed.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Dead Reckoning posted:

Looks like our old friend Sgt Chowdown is still employed.

:stare: That motherfucker right there LOVES hotdogs.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
He's always there...lurking...waiting...watching...










































jonesing for a hot dog.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Still alive, still employed, still rockin the BDUs.

iceslice
May 20, 2005

Carteret posted:

loving Chemical Corps. :doh:

I feel like running one of those for 60 seconds would cancel out the entire "Carbon cleanup" budget of the US.

DEVILDOGOOORAH
Aug 2, 2010

~Animu fan~

Carteret posted:

YUP. The black smoke you see is a Carbon(silicate? can never remember) add in that fucks up Infrared. They had sweet drop down screens so the drivers could see where the hell they were driving when they were in seas of smoke, and I don't remember what spectrum the periscope used, just that it was expensive as gently caress and we weren't allowed to touch.

^Pretty much. I left back in '05, so I don't even know if they still have the bastards.

Smoke and BIDs all went to reserve component. Active duty only runs CBRN Recon, Decon, and Tech Escort now. So glad I'm not in a CM unit anymore.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Carteret posted:

YUP. The black smoke you see is a Carbon(silicate? can never remember) add in that fucks up Infrared. They had sweet drop down screens so the drivers could see where the hell they were driving when they were in seas of smoke, and I don't remember what spectrum the periscope used, just that it was expensive as gently caress and we weren't allowed to touch.

^Pretty much. I left back in '05, so I don't even know if they still have the bastards.

If it makes you feel better, it was a challenging problem and we spent many government research dollars in trying to solve the simple problem of "being able to see through gently caress loads of smoke".


Veins McGee posted:



How would you like to the rear end in a top hat that has to drive the smoke generator m113 around? I bet they had some epic weed related vehicle names though...

Puff the Magic Dragon? Or were those flamethrowers?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

movax posted:

Puff the Magic Dragon? Or were those flamethrowers?

Vehicle crews can stencil a name on their vehicle at the commander's discretion. The first letter of this name is often the company's letter designation(i.e., Vehicles in Co A would have A names like Avenger or whatever) or some 'badass' sounding name.

ex. LOAF(Lords of rear end Fuckery because we got dicked around so much)


I don't have a picture but one of my unit's vehicles was named "Steel Bukkake" until some officer figured out what bukkake meant.

vains fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jan 16, 2013

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Navy galleys: ever the bastions of cultural sensitivity.



SOUL FOOD MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


DEVILDOGOOORAH posted:

Smoke and BIDs all went to reserve component. Active duty only runs CBRN Recon, Decon, and Tech Escort now. So glad I'm not in a CM unit anymore.

So you're saying they gave all the cool poo poo to the Reserves and AD are REALLY just glorified car washers now? Man. I almost feel bad. Almost.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Doing decon for the first time as a brand new private was loving terrifying. I went to the field like 4 days after I got to my unit and the very first thing they did was a decon lane. We were told if any one of us contaminated ourselves the entire platoon would be a nogo. Being fresh from TRADOC I didn't want to be that guy, oh no, I'm in a 'real' unit now!!!! So I'm sitting there completely unaware that my mask intake thingie (the little umbrella shaped soft plastic thing that goes inbetween the filter and the mask) was actually in reverse. So instead of getting precious oxygen, I was actually poisoning myself with CO2 because the air was going out, but not back in. They were using smokers to simulate a chemical environment so I had no idea if the lightheadedness and stuff was related to breathing it in. Few minutes later, plop. Right into knee deep mud. Wake up to my entire unit laughing their asses off at me.

gently caress chemical warfare.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Dead Reckoning posted:

This is what Al Gore sees in his night terrors.

in other news, I saw this walking into the BX today:


Looks like our old friend Sgt Chowdown is still employed.

Yo someone crop out our friend Mustafa bin-Chowdown and I will totally use it as an AV

Socal Sapper
Jan 5, 2013

Veins McGee posted:



How would you like to the rear end in a top hat that has to drive the smoke generator m113 around? I bet they had some epic weed related vehicle names though...

Heh, we used to sit on top of those boxes in Iraq in '03. That is, until the brass deemed it safe to join us up north and started being the drat fun police! Ours were longer and shorter though.

Socal Sapper
Jan 5, 2013

Madurai posted:

SOUL FOOD MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Hands down the best comment on this thread.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Deathy McDeath posted:

Yo someone crop out our friend Mustafa bin-Chowdown and I will totally use it as an AV

If you are going to use it, use the OG:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
There are still some guys using that from the great Dunson/Chowdown war and I dont wanna look like a poser

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Deathy McDeath posted:

There are still some guys using that from the great Dunson/Chowdown war and I dont wanna look like a poser

:corsair: It was unbelievable...we'd never seen anything like it...

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I don't remember what dimensions are allowed but here's a 200x180~ that you can further resize in paint or something.

E: Nevermind, here's 125x113~.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jan 16, 2013

grover
Jan 23, 2002

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Deathy McDeath posted:

Yo someone crop out our friend Mustafa bin-Chowdown and I will totally use it as an AV
Adjusted for perspective and cleaned it up a bit:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Spongebob Tampax posted:

I don't remember what dimensions are allowed but here's a 200x180~ that you can further resize in paint or something.

E: Nevermind, here's 125x113~.



Allahu ackbar

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Deathy McDeath posted:

Allahu ackbar

There is no way that hotdog he lusts after is halal.

He is an apostate in the eyes of the one true prophet Mohammed, blessed be his name, and of the one true god Allah.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

GAS CURES KIKES posted:

There is no way that hotdog he lusts after is halal.

Mohammed

PBUH

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:
SAAW

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

movax posted:

Puff the Magic Dragon? Or were those flamethrowers?

Like others have said vehicle names are generally at the discretion of the crews, but Puff the Magic Dragon was a widely accepted unofficial nickname for the AC-47 gunships in Vietnam (official name was Spooky). Here's why:



(click through for huge). Remember, the ball:tracer ratio in the miniguns was 4:1. The NVA/VC nicknamed the plane "dragon" because of the "dragon's breath"

Since I brought up up gunships, this is an interesting fact:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeU6pThvJq0

It's been EIGHT YEARS since there hasn't been a Spectre gunship forward deployed somewhere in the world.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
I don't get many milboners but AC-130s still do it for me

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

iyaayas01 posted:


It's been EIGHT YEARS since there hasn't been a Spectre gunship forward deployed somewhere in the world.

Noobs.

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grover
Jan 23, 2002

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iyaayas01 posted:

It's been EIGHT YEARS since there hasn't been a Spectre gunship forward deployed somewhere in the world.
Only 4,640 killed enemies? :yawn:

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