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Navy galleys: ever the bastions of cultural sensitivity. On the other hand, it's hard to complain, because fried chicken is delicious.
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Also probably a black as night CS came up with that menu
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 02:11 |
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genderstomper58 posted:Also probably a black as night CS came up with that menu Is a galley the same thing as a DFAC/Chow Hall?
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 02:15 |
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Yes and I keep getting dumb looks when I say it
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 02:20 |
How would you like to the rear end in a top hat that has to drive the smoke generator m113 around? I bet they had some epic weed related vehicle names though...
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 03:00 |
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I asked an NCO what would happen if you tried to use the smoke generator on an Abrams if it were hooked up using current fuel. He said "You'd look like the Bat Mobile for about ten seconds before the hull caught on fire." Still cracks me up.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 03:07 |
AB posted:I asked an NCO what would happen if you tried to use the smoke generator on an Abrams if it were hooked up using current fuel. He said "You'd look like the Bat Mobile for about ten seconds before the hull caught on fire." Doesn't the Abrams just use JP-8 for fuel like everything else?
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 03:14 |
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I was in a Smoke/Decon Chemical Unit when I was at Bragg. They had those bastards strapped to the backs of HMMWVs. Coolest. poo poo. Ever. The amazing sound and sweet smoke plume we got every motor stables was worth the retarded star MOS bullshit that gave me the privilege of working with 19yo E5s. Almost. loving Chemical Corps.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 03:29 |
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I had no idea these things existed.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 03:31 |
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Holy poo poo, they make the hell our of some smoke. Too bad they're useless in today's wars.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 03:34 |
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YUP. The black smoke you see is a Carbon(silicate? can never remember) add in that fucks up Infrared. They had sweet drop down screens so the drivers could see where the hell they were driving when they were in seas of smoke, and I don't remember what spectrum the periscope used, just that it was expensive as gently caress and we weren't allowed to touch. ^Pretty much. I left back in '05, so I don't even know if they still have the bastards.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 03:36 |
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Veins McGee posted:Doesn't the Abrams just use JP-8 for fuel like everything else? Yes. I've been told that it used to use JP-5 but I'm not sure that's right. Every Abrams I've worked with has had the fuel line responsible for smoke generation disconnected because of fire risk.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 04:00 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Navy galleys: ever the bastions of cultural sensitivity.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 04:10 |
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Carteret posted:I was in a Smoke/Decon Chemical Unit when I was at Bragg. They had those bastards strapped to the backs of HMMWVs. Coolest. poo poo. Ever. The amazing sound and sweet smoke plume we got every motor stables was worth the retarded star MOS bullshit that gave me the privilege of working with 19yo E5s. Almost. This is what Al Gore sees in his night terrors. in other news, I saw this walking into the BX today: Looks like our old friend Sgt Chowdown is still employed.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 05:30 |
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Dead Reckoning posted:Looks like our old friend Sgt Chowdown is still employed. That motherfucker right there LOVES hotdogs.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 05:50 |
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He's always there...lurking...waiting...watching... jonesing for a hot dog.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 05:53 |
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Still alive, still employed, still rockin the BDUs.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 07:11 |
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Carteret posted:loving Chemical Corps. I feel like running one of those for 60 seconds would cancel out the entire "Carbon cleanup" budget of the US.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 17:00 |
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Carteret posted:YUP. The black smoke you see is a Carbon(silicate? can never remember) add in that fucks up Infrared. They had sweet drop down screens so the drivers could see where the hell they were driving when they were in seas of smoke, and I don't remember what spectrum the periscope used, just that it was expensive as gently caress and we weren't allowed to touch. Smoke and BIDs all went to reserve component. Active duty only runs CBRN Recon, Decon, and Tech Escort now. So glad I'm not in a CM unit anymore.
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Carteret posted:YUP. The black smoke you see is a Carbon(silicate? can never remember) add in that fucks up Infrared. They had sweet drop down screens so the drivers could see where the hell they were driving when they were in seas of smoke, and I don't remember what spectrum the periscope used, just that it was expensive as gently caress and we weren't allowed to touch. If it makes you feel better, it was a challenging problem and we spent many government research dollars in trying to solve the simple problem of "being able to see through gently caress loads of smoke". Veins McGee posted:
Puff the Magic Dragon? Or were those flamethrowers?
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 18:01 |
movax posted:Puff the Magic Dragon? Or were those flamethrowers? Vehicle crews can stencil a name on their vehicle at the commander's discretion. The first letter of this name is often the company's letter designation(i.e., Vehicles in Co A would have A names like Avenger or whatever) or some 'badass' sounding name. ex. LOAF(Lords of rear end Fuckery because we got dicked around so much) I don't have a picture but one of my unit's vehicles was named "Steel Bukkake" until some officer figured out what bukkake meant. vains fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jan 16, 2013 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Navy galleys: ever the bastions of cultural sensitivity. SOUL FOOD MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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DEVILDOGOOORAH posted:Smoke and BIDs all went to reserve component. Active duty only runs CBRN Recon, Decon, and Tech Escort now. So glad I'm not in a CM unit anymore. So you're saying they gave all the cool poo poo to the Reserves and AD are REALLY just glorified car washers now? Man. I almost feel bad. Almost.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 21:28 |
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Doing decon for the first time as a brand new private was loving terrifying. I went to the field like 4 days after I got to my unit and the very first thing they did was a decon lane. We were told if any one of us contaminated ourselves the entire platoon would be a nogo. Being fresh from TRADOC I didn't want to be that guy, oh no, I'm in a 'real' unit now!!!! So I'm sitting there completely unaware that my mask intake thingie (the little umbrella shaped soft plastic thing that goes inbetween the filter and the mask) was actually in reverse. So instead of getting precious oxygen, I was actually poisoning myself with CO2 because the air was going out, but not back in. They were using smokers to simulate a chemical environment so I had no idea if the lightheadedness and stuff was related to breathing it in. Few minutes later, plop. Right into knee deep mud. Wake up to my entire unit laughing their asses off at me. gently caress chemical warfare.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 21:53 |
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Dead Reckoning posted:This is what Al Gore sees in his night terrors. Yo someone crop out our friend Mustafa bin-Chowdown and I will totally use it as an AV
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 23:29 |
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Veins McGee posted:
Heh, we used to sit on top of those boxes in Iraq in '03. That is, until the brass deemed it safe to join us up north and started being the drat fun police! Ours were longer and shorter though.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 23:30 |
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Madurai posted:SOUL FOOD MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? Hands down the best comment on this thread.
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 23:31 |
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Deathy McDeath posted:Yo someone crop out our friend Mustafa bin-Chowdown and I will totally use it as an AV If you are going to use it, use the OG:
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 23:32 |
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There are still some guys using that from the great Dunson/Chowdown war and I dont wanna look like a poser
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 23:38 |
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Deathy McDeath posted:There are still some guys using that from the great Dunson/Chowdown war and I dont wanna look like a poser It was unbelievable...we'd never seen anything like it...
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 23:50 |
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I don't remember what dimensions are allowed but here's a 200x180~ that you can further resize in paint or something. E: Nevermind, here's 125x113~. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jan 16, 2013 |
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Deathy McDeath posted:Yo someone crop out our friend Mustafa bin-Chowdown and I will totally use it as an AV
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# ? Jan 16, 2013 23:57 |
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Spongebob Tampax posted:I don't remember what dimensions are allowed but here's a 200x180~ that you can further resize in paint or something. Allahu ackbar
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Deathy McDeath posted:Allahu ackbar There is no way that hotdog he lusts after is halal. He is an apostate in the eyes of the one true prophet Mohammed, blessed be his name, and of the one true god Allah.
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# ? Jan 17, 2013 00:39 |
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GAS CURES KIKES posted:There is no way that hotdog he lusts after is halal. PBUH
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# ? Jan 17, 2013 01:02 |
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SAAW
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# ? Jan 17, 2013 03:10 |
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movax posted:Puff the Magic Dragon? Or were those flamethrowers? Like others have said vehicle names are generally at the discretion of the crews, but Puff the Magic Dragon was a widely accepted unofficial nickname for the AC-47 gunships in Vietnam (official name was Spooky). Here's why: (click through for huge). Remember, the ball:tracer ratio in the miniguns was 4:1. The NVA/VC nicknamed the plane "dragon" because of the "dragon's breath" Since I brought up up gunships, this is an interesting fact: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeU6pThvJq0 It's been EIGHT YEARS since there hasn't been a Spectre gunship forward deployed somewhere in the world.
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# ? Jan 17, 2013 04:22 |
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I don't get many milboners but AC-130s still do it for me
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# ? Jan 17, 2013 04:27 |
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iyaayas01 posted:
Noobs.
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# ? Jan 17, 2013 04:39 |
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iyaayas01 posted:It's been EIGHT YEARS since there hasn't been a Spectre gunship forward deployed somewhere in the world.
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