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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

MMA betting was more fun before bookies new what the gently caress was going on. The most I ever put on a fight was $20 or $25 (can't remember) on Matt Serra +1100 vs. GSP 1.

That was probably my last correct pick for the next three years.

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Paul Pot
Mar 4, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post
tito was still a 3:1 favorite over randy after randy demolished the guy he was blatantly ducking for over a year. odds are pretty much spot on these days, there's really no point in betting on mma unless you need the added excitement.

Malachamavet
Jan 12, 2009

Above the gigantic mouth is an eye as big as a shield that stares at you with pure hate
Chael was like a 3:1 underdog against Marquardt which was an amazing line at the time

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001

MacDeuce posted:

Real talk JDS at -140 and Frankie Edgar at +200 seem like the best lines in the upcoming months.

Palhares +190 over Lombard

MacDeuce
Oct 23, 2010

JoeRules posted:

Palhares +190 over Lombard

I would never bet on a Rousimar Palhares fight.

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed
Carwin was a decent underdog against Francisco. That was awesome.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

MycroftXXX posted:

Carwin was a decent underdog against Francisco. That was awesome.

How much? I thought that fight was a coin flip beforehand. Either Mir was going to do a three hit combo (his only one) followed by a jitsu. Or Carwin was going to gorilla kill Mir.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Boregasm posted:

Team Takedown forever.

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed

Captain Log posted:

How much? I thought that fight was a coin flip beforehand. Either Mir was going to do a three hit combo (his only one) followed by a jitsu. Or Carwin was going to gorilla kill Mir.

Frank Mir (-160), Shane Carwin (+135)

not as big of an underdog as i remember

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



So far today, I've managed to miss my flight, and sit on my balls. Think I'm going to round out my day, and Bet on MMA.

Is bodog a good site to use?

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I just put money on McDonald and Henderson, not great returns but I'm as positive of these picks as I was when BJ fought Nick Diaz and I knew Diaz would walk it.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Street Horrrsing posted:

So far today, I've managed to miss my flight, and sit on my balls. Think I'm going to round out my day, and Bet on MMA.

Is bodog a good site to use?

I've never used any other site and I haven't used em in about two years, so some people who are into line shopping might not like them but AFAIK they're as legit as it comes for sports betting. When I cashed out I had a check on my doorstep three days later or something stupid fast like that.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Lets give you guys something to laugh at tonight.


Here is my first play.

Ticket#:11494705
Dec 15 07:05 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 06:49 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24183] TJ WALDBURGER -110
(TJ WALDBURGER vrs N. CATONE)

11 / 10

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
It took you 6 months but you finally got one right

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

henkman posted:

It took you 6 months but you finally got one right

Hopefully this gives him some confidence to go really overboard with MMA betting.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Maybe you guys can laugh at this one.


Ticket#:11496204
Dec 15 08:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 07:26 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24171] J. HEAD +115
(J. HEAD vrs M. PYLE)

10 / 11

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
My boss is putting out an open bet at work that Jon Jones will put Chael Sonnen away in the first round. If Jones finishes Sonnen, he gets 100 bucks. If Sonnen survives the first, we would get 50.

So far, I'm the only one to seriously consider this. Is this a good bet? I can't think of why it wouldn't be, aside from the whole "don't win money from your boss" thing

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I got Melvin tonight. Feel free to laugh in about 2 hours.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Ty1990 posted:

I got Melvin tonight. Feel free to laugh in about 2 hours.

Youre safe this time

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Here is another one to laugh at.


Ticket#:11498708
Dec 15 09:10 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 08:43 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24167] J. BROOKINS +240
(J. BROOKINS vrs D. POIRIER)

10 / 24

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
That's more like it

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Here is another one to laugh at.


Ticket#:11499864
Dec 15 09:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 09:22 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24159] P. BARRY +240
(P. BARRY vrs S. DEL ROSARIO)

10 / 24



Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Edit 2: Here is my last play.


Ticket#:11501239
Dec 15 10:55 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 10:35 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24151] M. MITRIONE +190
(M. MITRIONE vrs R. NELSON)

14 / 26


jase1 fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Dec 16, 2012

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Bet Small on MMA. 3/3 on the night.



Mixed Martial Arts Props (Prop) Moneyline
(Roy "Big Country" Nelson vs Matt "Meathead" Mitrione) - Method of Victory (5 Rounds)
Both must fight for action
(3101) Roy "Big Country" Nelson wins inside distance -135 Sat@8:30p

Outcome:
Win

Risk CA$ 1.20 to win CA$ 0.89



Mixed Martial Arts Props (Prop) Moneyline
(Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier vs Jonathan Brookins) - Method of Victory (3 Rounds)
Both must fight for action
(3070) Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier wins inside distance +210 Sat@7:00p

Outcome:
Win

Risk CA$ 1.20 to win CA$ 2.52



Mixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline
UFC - The Ultimate Fighter 16 Finale - The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Both Must Fight For Action.
(7005) Pat "HD" Barry +200 Sat@7:45p

Outcome:
Win

Risk CA$ 1.21 to win CA$ 2.42


I don't know why I did Barry to win and not Barry to win inside the distance, that was pretty much his only path to victory and it would have payed out another dollar.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

jase1 posted:

Here is another one to laugh at.


Ticket#:11499864
Dec 15 09:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 09:22 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24159] P. BARRY +240
(P. BARRY vrs S. DEL ROSARIO)

10 / 24



Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Edit 2: Here is my last play.


Ticket#:11501239
Dec 15 10:55 PM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 15 10:35 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24151] M. MITRIONE +190
(M. MITRIONE vrs R. NELSON)

14 / 26
MMA giveth, and MMA taketh away.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Just put the final remaining money from my Christmas bonus on Chael Vs Jon Jones at 5/1

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
what is wrong with you people

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

what is wrong with you people

You will realise nothing is wrong when I cash in big time!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I saw a headline that said Cormier opened up as -2000 on Staring.

I don't know what any of that means or if I got it right but 2000 is a rather large number.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Even though Staring is almost certain to lose, it's tempting to put a small amount on him just because no one should be that favored in MMA at HW unless it's Overeem vs. Danny Downes.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I saw a headline that said Cormier opened up as -2000 on Staring.

I don't know what any of that means or if I got it right but 2000 is a rather large number.

it means you would have to bet 20 dollars to make 1 dollar off of Daniel Cormier. you could risk 100 dollars, which is a lot of burgers and beer, and barely make enough to buy another burger or a beer. conversely, you could bet the cost of one burger on Dion Staring and then basically win a year's supply of burgers.

yeah.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
Staring sucks, but he has a real puncher's chance. -2000 are pretty good odds for a puncher's chance.

e: I dont actually know if Staring sucks, just that the guys he's been fighting have been so far below Cormier that it's hard to believe he has a real shot.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Bubba Smith posted:

it means you would have to bet 20 dollars to make 1 dollar off of Daniel Cormier. you could risk 100 dollars, which is a lot of burgers and beer, and barely make enough to buy another burger or a beer. conversely, you could bet the cost of one burger on Dion Staring and then basically win a year's supply of burgers.

yeah.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
I'm such a loving degenerate.

Ed "Short Fuse" Herman +300
Risk $ 1.27 to win $ 3.81

Dion "The Soldier" Staring +900
Risk $ 1.00 to win $ 9.00

Nandor "The Hun" Guelmino +850
Risk CA$ 1.00 to win CA$ 8.50

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Laugh it up goons.




Ticket#:12274453
Jan 19 09:10 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 09:06 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24113] T. TAVARES +160
(T. TAVARES vrs K. NURMAGOMEDOV)

5 / 8

Edit: an another one to laugh at.



Ticket#:12274939
Jan 19 09:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 09:21 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24109] B. ROTHWELL EV
(B. ROTHWELL vrs G. GONZAGA)

5 / 5

jase1 fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 20, 2013

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

jase1 posted:

Laugh it up goons.




Ticket#:12274453
Jan 19 09:10 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 09:06 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24113] T. TAVARES +160
(T. TAVARES vrs K. NURMAGOMEDOV)

5 / 8

Edit: an another one to laugh at.



Ticket#:12274939
Jan 19 09:30 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 09:21 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24109] B. ROTHWELL EV
(B. ROTHWELL vrs G. GONZAGA)

5 / 5

Bet the opposite of your hunch and you will be the richest man on the Earth.

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."
We have our very own Dick Morris in PSP, that's so cool.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
And another one.




Ticket#:12276624
Jan 19 10:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 10:18 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24102] V. BELFORT EV
(M. BISPING vrs V. BELFORT)

20 / 20

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

jase1 posted:

And another one.




Ticket#:12276624
Jan 19 10:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 10:18 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24102] V. BELFORT EV
(M. BISPING vrs V. BELFORT)

20 / 20

If Bisping owns, you need to promise us you'll do opposite bets for next week or Aldo vs Edgar and tell us what happens.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 posted:

And another one.




Ticket#:12276624
Jan 19 10:35 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jan 19 10:18 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24102] V. BELFORT EV
(M. BISPING vrs V. BELFORT)

20 / 20

haha congrats dude

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