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Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

McCloud24 posted:

On the one hand, I want to laugh at the neckbeard, but on the other, I feel like I need to admit to myself that if I tried that I'd probably gently caress it up and end up knocking a bottle through a window or something.

Don't worry, if you tried it, you wouldn't be any worse than him. He's terrible.

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Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

Fecha posted:

This is a collection of a man's experiences sitting in the same elevator car with a video camera every day for 3 months. Eventually the regular tenants of the apartment block get to know him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNAvyLCTik
It's the best video I've seen in quite awhile.

I just wanted to say thank you for linking such a wonderful little film. By the end of it i felt like I knew those people a little better that some I've known for years! It was very good.

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

A moving story of a man's struggles with the oppressive chains of conformity in society.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006

Sekkira posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

A moving story of a man's struggles with the oppressive chains of conformity in society.

I still think Jizz In My Pants was the best one.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


A really impressive sci-fi short that some 22 year-old film student made. It's caused me to reevaluate what I've been doing with my own life.

https://vimeo.com/57148705

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:

Fecha posted:

This is a collection of a man's experiences sitting in the same elevator car with a video camera every day for 3 months. Eventually the regular tenants of the apartment block get to know him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNAvyLCTik
It's the best video I've seen in quite awhile.

The best way to spend your next 24 minutes is watching this video.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006

Fecha posted:

This is a collection of a man's experiences sitting in the same elevator car with a video camera every day for 3 months. Eventually the regular tenants of the apartment block get to know him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNAvyLCTik
It's the best video I've seen in quite awhile.

I've always wanted to do something like this but I'd probably end up stabbed to death in a lift.

Beach
Dec 13, 2004

No sign of intelligent life on this planet.

Fecha posted:

This is a collection of a man's experiences sitting in the same elevator car with a video camera every day for 3 months. Eventually the regular tenants of the apartment block get to know him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNAvyLCTik
It's the best video I've seen in quite awhile.

I laughed I cried I loved it.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

My friend had a class on communication or something that had a required second life "virtual lecture" near the end of it. I think he just took a zero on that assignment rather than actually have to go on second life.

Here's another classic: CNet tried to do a "virtual interview" back when second life was still moderately topical. Naturally, someone made giant pink wiggly penis-like things and then pictures of dicks clip through the stage while they were live. Here's a montage someone made:

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedLyae4b2s :nws:

Truly the world of the future :allears:

Yeah that was a bunch of goons, go back to the front page and look up the old second life safari articles.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

My friend had a class on communication or something that had a required second life "virtual lecture" near the end of it. I think he just took a zero on that assignment rather than actually have to go on second life.

Here's another classic: CNet tried to do a "virtual interview" back when second life was still moderately topical. Naturally, someone made giant pink wiggly penis-like things and then pictures of dicks clip through the stage while they were live. Here's a montage someone made:

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedLyae4b2s :nws:

Truly the world of the future :allears:
A future where you can send flying dicks to attack politicians is a future I want to live in.

:nws:-ish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haRZxPw0JYg :nws:-ish
The future is now.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Attack of the Show had a secret ending after the final episode. If like me you have fond memories of TechTV, I think you'll like it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcBj_37Umg

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

Holy Cheese posted:

I still think Jizz In My Pants was the best one.

This is one of those videos that you wonder what the gently caress you just watched, but it sticks in your head and worms it's way through until you're rolling on the floor laughing.

SamBishop
Jan 10, 2003

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Attack of the Show had a secret ending after the final episode. If like me you have fond memories of TechTV, I think you'll like it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcBj_37Umg

This is so drat cool of them. I know there's massive animosity about how things went down (understandably; I knew people from the ZDTV days that were just tossed aside), but it was neat to have a dig at G4 and have a nice little what-if send-off.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Attack of the Show had a secret ending after the final episode. If like me you have fond memories of TechTV, I think you'll like it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcBj_37Umg

Ha this is literally exactly what I'd hoped it to be reading your description.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.
If you are having trouble browsing the forums, this video might help you out...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrJ-qJ2PqNc
(An old guide to help old people use the internet)

sheepdemon
Feb 15, 2004

. . . before turning the gun on himself

Sekkira posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

A moving story of a man's struggles with the oppressive chains of conformity in society.

Much as I like the song - 2 years old with 46million views has probably made the rounds before bro.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WKkrT4TvBo

Man, this whole thing feels like good old school Conan. I think I've watched it once a day since they posted it.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

sheepdemon posted:

Much as I like the song - 2 years old with 46million views has probably made the rounds before bro.

7 Billion people on this planet. It's new to me.

SquareDog
Feb 8, 2004

silent but deadly
An early exclusive preview to JJ Abrams' Star Wars movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNFdNcyYJQ4

EDIT: bonus GIF

SquareDog fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jan 26, 2013

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Music Video for "Cirrus" by Bonobo

Animated by goon favorite Cyriak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF34N4gJAKE

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
new Bad Lip Reading: The 2013 Presidential Inauguration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpwhA-LdOHo

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHSiu0Eil_g

Someone's dad comments on footage of that person playing Borderlands co-op. Funny, and actually kinda fascinating to consider the perspective of someone who isn't used to video game conventions/logic. Like, where is all this ammunition coming from? Or, why doesn't that creature seem to be affected by gunfire, yet they keep shooting at it?

Guns keep firing. Animal keeps chasing. Big wheel keeps on turnin.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Kid President knows what's up. You just got pep talked!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Babe Magnet posted:

Music Video for "Cirrus" by Bonobo

Animated by goon favorite Cyriak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF34N4gJAKE

Ah, I was waiting for it to turn into your standard Lovecraftian Cyriak video. Happens around the 2:10 mark.

sativa dreams
Nov 28, 2006
i'm really an '03, i swear

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

My friend had a class on communication or something that had a required second life "virtual lecture" near the end of it. I think he just took a zero on that assignment rather than actually have to go on second life.

Here's another classic: CNet tried to do a "virtual interview" back when second life was still moderately topical. Naturally, someone made giant pink wiggly penis-like things and then pictures of dicks clip through the stage while they were live. Here's a montage someone made:

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedLyae4b2s :nws:

Truly the world of the future :allears:

I just watched this and managed to spontaneously capture this wonderful event as I watched it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPALqjs7Sw (yes, this is my video, it's only 20 seconds long)

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



sativa dreams posted:

I just watched this and managed to spontaneously capture this wonderful event as I watched it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPALqjs7Sw (yes, this is my video, it's only 20 seconds long)

I want those 20 seconds of my life back. Your cat isn't funny to anyone but you.

Here's a neat trick where you can take the iron out of cereal. http://www.wimp.com/extractiron/

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Haha, yeah, I love the iron enrichment of cereals. People into natural foods and who buy into fad diets or people who freak out about "chemicals in our food" make videos about loving SCARY/DISTURBING IRON FILING IN CEREAL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ahlawrQHeA

Just in case anyone watches this video: The iron is perfectly digestible, which is why it's loving included. There's zero goddamn danger.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Captain Backslap posted:

Haha, yeah, I love the iron enrichment of cereals. People into natural foods and who buy into fad diets or people who freak out about "chemicals in our food" make videos about loving SCARY/DISTURBING IRON FILING IN CEREAL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ahlawrQHeA

Just in case anyone watches this video: The iron is perfectly digestible, which is why it's loving included. There's zero goddamn danger.

Not only that, but it's not sharp iron filings, it's like super high mesh iron powder. Hell, Bill Nye did the same drat experiment on his show years ago and nobody freaked out :colbert:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Captain Backslap posted:

Haha, yeah, I love the iron enrichment of cereals. People into natural foods and who buy into fad diets or people who freak out about "chemicals in our food" make videos about loving SCARY/DISTURBING IRON FILING IN CEREAL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ahlawrQHeA

Just in case anyone watches this video: The iron is perfectly digestible, which is why it's loving included. There's zero goddamn danger.

That video doesn't concern me for any safety reasons, but isn't it true that you're body can't actually absorb any of the minerals used to enrich foods with the way they are added? Hence, why they have a reputation for being nutritionally worthless.

Kind of like how emergen-c has 1000000000% of your daily vitamin C or whatever, even though your body just rejects vitamin C after it receives what it needs. People still think it is doing them some good even though it's not.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

NESguerilla posted:

That video doesn't concern me for any safety reasons, but isn't it true that you're body can't actually absorb any of the minerals used to enrich foods with the way they are added? Hence, why they have a reputation for being nutritionally worthless.

Kind of like how emergen-c has 1000000000% of your daily vitamin C or whatever, even though your body just rejects vitamin C after it receives what it needs. People still think it is doing them some good even though it's not.

Iron is absorbed, but the form it takes does have an effect on how much of it is absorbed. Iron supplements are not indigestible, though. All you need is a compound that will provide Fe(II) or Fe(III) when it is introduced to various enzymes or stomach acid. It's just a simple chemistry problem.

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Pheromosa's Special Attack rose!
File footage of the next Soldier weapon for Team Fortress 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6jUR1ddtLs

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:
Speaking of things absorbing, here's a video of a girl sucking on her tampon. Alternative title, "You've got something in your teeth".

:nms::nws::gonk:http://youtu.be/iJzcdQtobpM:gonk::nws::nms:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Noxin of Shame posted:

Speaking of things absorbing, here's a video of a girl sucking on her tampon. Alternative title, "You've got something in your teeth".

:nms::nws::gonk:http://youtu.be/iJzcdQtobpM:gonk::nws::nms:

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2013/01/giovanna-plowman-ultimate-embodiment-tween-fame-perception-girl-who-sucked-her-tampon.html

Here's great read about that.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
I'm sure most people have seen sodium dropped into water, but what about water dropped into sodium?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzEOL-N2cbw

Fluo
May 25, 2007

McCloud24 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey.

Wish I knew how I'd gotten here from that, but I'm not mad at it.

:fap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg
:fap:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


80s video dating montage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkk58o2ykR0

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Two guys trying to experience the pain of childbirth using electroshock devices :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A44oEcmDn1c

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?
Serial killer Rodney Alcala on the dating game. If I recall the story behind this correctly, he was in the midst of a killing spree when this was taped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uf95INZmWI

Edit: and I forgot this part: he was already a convicted rapist and registered sex offender when he was on the show.

McCloud24 fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Jan 26, 2013

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

McCloud24 posted:

Serial killer Rodney Alcala on the dating game. If I recall the story behind this correctly, he was in the midst of a killing spree when this was taped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uf95INZmWI

Edit: and I forgot this part: he was already a convicted rapist and registered sex offender when he was on the show.
The woman in that video refused to date him because she found him creepy. Even if I watched the video thinking it was just a normal dating game episode, I still would have gotten a serial killer vibe off that guy.

Celery Face fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jan 26, 2013

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Rahat's back with another Invisible Driver video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjiqJObs6eI

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