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trunkwontopen posted:"No one comes around my growing family...without a background check." My favorite bit is their example search was just first name Mike last name Jones then search button. Yea, you know, Mike Jones, find the one I mean, computer. Oh poo poo Mike Jones murdered some one! I mean, it was in Alaska but how do I know he didn't move!?
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Glitterbomber posted:My favorite bit is their example search was just first name Mike last name Jones then search button. Yea, you know, Mike Jones, find the one I mean, computer. You can never be too careful around people named Mike Jones. The Mike Jones in this commercial could very well be the exact same Mike Jones that once used these lyrics in a rap song: quote:I need you bad girl I'm horny as hell
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rockinricky posted:Not TV but radio, on the station I listen to, just about every commercial break has at least 2 of these 3: Oh god yes, these go on instant mute. Its like Flo is trying to sing like Little Richard and failing badly. gently caress you Flo and CBS radio.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rDdKfse1ng There goes my loving lunch 
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mr. why posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rDdKfse1ng WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE'S FEET?!?!?!?! Holy jesus! Have they been jogging barefoot in a dirt field?
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I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but those Blake Griffin Kia commercials are actually pretty great.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Well, Priceline would have us believe that Captain Kirk's daughter is Penny. Oookay, then. What happened to his face, though? I'm not the only one that thinks his face looks kinda hosed up in that commercial, right?
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raditts posted:What happened to his face, though? I'm not the only one that thinks his face looks kinda hosed up in that commercial, right? Gin sugars.
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He looks kinda like Eddie Izzard, I think its the eye shadow.
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mr. why posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rDdKfse1ng What, you never peeled Elmer's glue off your hand?
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"SOMEBODY LOVES POTATOES!"
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Based on their new ad campaign Best Buy doesn't know what beta testing is.
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Cup of Hemlock posted:"SOMEBODY LOVES POTATOES!" Why is that commercial back?
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angerbot posted:What, you never peeled Elmer's glue off your hand? Ever seen an Elmer's glue body cast? It's amazing. For content, this commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3FHP0MMrqo. Ha ha, aren't idioms wacky? 
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Gonz posted:You can never be too careful around people named Mike Jones. Who?
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GNU Order posted:Mike Jones Call him. On the telephone.
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Gwen Stefani Windows commercial. gently caress you. I'm in a long distance relationship due to our schools so we always talk over skype. And every loving time I hear the "incoming call" sound in the commercial I think she's calling me 
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Based on their new ad campaign Best Buy doesn't know what beta testing is. I'm pretty sure they're banking on nobody else knowing, either, and just using it as some sort of buzz term. It actually makes me somewhat angry when I see them.
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Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put down your little word game. I'm sure your friends will understand. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put down your little word game. I'm sure your friends will understand. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put down your little word game. I'm sure your friends will understand. Good lord, USA Network. I'm trying to put off my Quiz that is due today, by watching a Law and Order:SVU Marathon, but they feel the need to play that Geico commercial every commercial break. Yeah, Its a pig. On a plane. Got it.
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trunkwontopen posted:Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put down your little word game. I'm sure your friends will understand. The worst part is the God-drat Devil Woman they decided to cast.  Look at that devil face!  Look at it!
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trunkwontopen posted:Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put down your little word game. I'm sure your friends will understand. An advertiser wasting their dollars on someone who's just see their ad, yeah I'll believe that when pigs fly. Looking away from the TV while wife was watching, in the span of about 10 minutes I heard this double-feature commercial: The cheerios bandit got you again? the one and only cheer-i-o-s... This is how mommy learned. And now...youuuu the one and only cheer-i-o-s... The cheerios bandit got you again? the one and only cheer-i-o-s... This is how mommy learned. And now...youuuu the one and only cheer-i-o-s... The cheerios bandit got you again? the one and only cheer-i-o-s... This is how mommy learned. And now...youuuu the one and only cheer-i-o-s... 3 times. So like 6 commercials almost.
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DrBouvenstein posted:The worst part is the God-drat Devil Woman they decided to cast. Looks like a typical airline stewardess too me.
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Wagonburner posted:An advertiser wasting their dollars on someone who's just see their ad, yeah I'll believe that when pigs fly. I once had to sit through 4 Magic Jack commercials, all from different retailers. It was really odd, and I'll never forget it.
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I was watching ESPN this weekend and saw a commercial I liked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybZiaSp-RzM Most of the "This is SportsCenter" commercials are pretty funny but the Swedish Chef just makes me laugh.
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trunkwontopen posted:Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put down your little word game. I'm sure your friends will understand. They do another commercial in that same vein where a young woman wants to gently caress the pig.
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muscles like this? posted:They do another commercial in that same vein where a young woman wants to gently caress the pig. Yeah, the first time I heard that commercial I was in another room, so I didn't actually see that the punchline was the pig. When I actually saw the commercial I couldn't believe they went with something that had implications like that. And the worst part is that would've been a perfectly good commercial if it was just a totally oblivious dude. How did Geico go from having legitimately great commercials to such completely terrible ones?
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Geico have always had a lot more misses than hits. Their hits are really great, though (until they run them into the ground).
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In 2005 on Comedy Central you would easily see commercials for Jamster every commercial break. I don't remember more than one Jamster ad in the same break but I could easily see it happening. Cartoon Network did the same thing with commercials for the Powerpuff Girls Movie. It wasn't as lovely as the Jamster ads but it did get a bit annoying to see the same ad six times in an hour. Apparently all that advertising didn't work because it didn't make that much money!
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Tardcore posted:Looks like a typical airline stewardess too me. I'll always remember a particular plane trip I took as a child. The stewardess flung the dividing curtain aside and stepped into the aisle, paused for a beat, then said "WELL HELLOOOOOOOO YA'LL!". I can vividly remember the entire plane trying to stifle laughter, as along with her odd greeting, her entire..... "look" was something like a mix between Bozo the Clown, Satan, and Paula Deen on acid. Her smile dropped, she slunk back into their little area, and then I think she traded with the first-class stews as we never saw her again for the whole trip.
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Wagonburner posted:An advertiser wasting their dollars on someone who's just see their ad, yeah I'll believe that when pigs fly. This one drives me crazy just because the older kid is being such a little bastard and the dad is just "Hehe someone stole your food again huh? No biggie." Not that I expect him to backhand the older one or anything, but you just stand there and laugh instead of telling your kid they shouldn't take someone's food? (Yes I realize this would actually ruin the commercial)
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"BLAH BLAH INSURANCE, PERSON COME HELP" Not when you keep saying that every free moment, I won't!
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State Farm Insurance constantly lies in their ads. Their biggest lie? That quantum teleportation of a human being exists, and that such a feat can be triggered by singing a jingle anywhere on Earth. LIES, STATE FARM! LIES!
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Gonz posted:State Farm Insurance constantly lies in their ads. Their biggest lie? That quantum teleportation of a human being exists, and that such a feat can be triggered by singing a jingle anywhere on Earth. Or the fact is there is a 100% chance you will have to call a customer service number because that's how every auto insurance company handles claims. Even if you call your personal agent or whatever the commercial is suggesting, they will make you go through the exact same process. Not to mention that they work regular 9-5 days, and are not always on call at the moment you get in to an accident. Also that commercial bugs me because what does a State Farm rep do in that situation other than confirming that yes, you are covered when you are hit by another vehicle. Now that I think about it, other than the Allstate commercial where that actor with the long hair and beanie + beard gets in to an accident with the clean cut older guy, which auto insurance commercials actually show a person at fault instead of being a victim? Edit: State Farm RE: LIES - They should just tell you that having the middleman insurance agent is one of the reasons your insurance is more expensive than most other companies who provide the same service.
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What bugs me most about one State Farm commercial is the two dues in the car in the middle of a bunch of bison. 1) Why are they in the middle of a herd of bison? 2) Why does one of them say, "I can't believe we've never done this before." Done what? Park your car in the middle of a road that inexplicably has a thousand bison on it?
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DrBouvenstein posted:What bugs me most about one State Farm commercial is the two dues in the car in the middle of a bunch of bison. I think it's one of those drive through animal parks, you know the ones were a horde of bears will stare at you as you drive past.
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Miss Kalle posted:"BLAH BLAH INSURANCE, PERSON COME HELP" I loving hate the mother in that one.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I loving hate the mother in that one.  "SICX CAWLERS AHEAD OF US, JIMMEH!
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Tardcore posted:I think it's one of those drive through animal parks, you know the ones were a horde of bears will stare at you as you drive past. No, one's eating a burger. Pretty sure they're stoners and we just never saw the joint.
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