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milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
that was super cute, i did something like that for all the estebadonators

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


mod sassinator posted:

good cat. she looks a lot like my long haired tortie


torties are the best :getin:

is it a tortie thing that they randomly start meowing like a lot and they'll lay in the hallway and when i walk from my room to the bathroom they loving bolt out of there and also have stink poop butt

or is it just a cat thing

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Pollyanna posted:

is it a tortie thing that they randomly start meowing like a lot and they'll lay in the hallway and when i walk from my room to the bathroom they loving bolt out of there and also have stink poop butt

or is it just a cat thing

yeah Carmen lets me know quite loudly when she wants attention and play time

Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte

Pollyanna posted:

is it a tortie thing that they randomly start meowing like a lot and they'll lay in the hallway and when i walk from my room to the bathroom they loving bolt out of there and also have stink poop butt

or is it just a cat thing

cats are jerks

racial profiling is wrong and inaccurate and all but yeah there's a drat lot of torties/calicos with borderline personality disorder

Guido van Possum
Apr 7, 2012

by T. Finninho

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
I love how people are freaking out about how cats kill small things, like that's not what people liked about them in the first place. Cute, cuddly, and keep the grain mice-free.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
we need to ban assault cats that are specially bred to kill

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


you'll take my holly from my cold dead hands

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

so I just did some googling and apparently there are about 83 million cats in the usa

at 3.7 billion birds killed by cats, how many birds per cat is that on average (sorry i'm lazy at maths)

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.
it's a little less than a bird a week per cat

Tasoth
Dec 13, 2011
44.6, call it ~45 per cat. Roughly ~240 small mammals. So combined, your cat kills 288 animals a year.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
carmen has no modesty


she also had to 'help' me move some boxes

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

sorry, correction: there are about 80 million cats living in households and there are about 60 million feral cats. so let's say there are 150 million total

that brings the number of murders per cat down some, but still

I have 7 cats and see a dead bird maybe 4 times a year

rats and mice, probably a dozen but like... that's what cats are for

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
birds are just harder to catch. if cats had wings it would be an aerial massacre. eagles would have to watch their loving backs

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

a heartwarming story on imgur about a catte who went through some hard poo poo and came out victorious

http://imgur.com/gallery/aw85v

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Woooooooooooooobie

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

mod sassinator posted:

birds are just harder to catch. if cats had wings it would be an aerial massacre. eagles would have to watch their loving backs

fact: cats want wings

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

PipeRifle posted:

Woooooooooooooobie



Sometimes I remember the video of you going ROOBIEEE wheile he's in the tub and I start giggling.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


beatlegs posted:

a heartwarming story on imgur about a catte who went through some hard poo poo and came out victorious

http://imgur.com/gallery/aw85v

Eggplant Wizard posted:


(click to have a lot of feelings. warm fuzzy good catte owner feelings)
:catstare:

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

beatlegs posted:

a heartwarming story on imgur about a catte who went through some hard poo poo and came out victorious

http://imgur.com/gallery/aw85v

And I thought that you read this thread religiously

I wish those people saying that cats murder relentlessly would have made an honest comparison with how many human beings are killed by human beings, because when I think of awful predators, those I think of have no pointy ears and try to find better places to barf than on a carpet

Think of Refurb, the dangerous predator, but with two legs instead of three. Now that makes me ultra paranoid about one-legged pirates of the past. O-o

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Pilli posted:

And I thought that you read this thread religiously

i saw the original post earlier but got distracted & didn't click thru, apologies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wImvML77YRU

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:


i'm so sorry Janin. Alex was an awesome cat and you did everything right. I'm sorry your time together wasn't longer.

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:


HOLY poo poo!

dorkanoid posted:

Oh, and I made a time lapse of a day with the cats:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSErR6KN6-8

It shows why we can't have nice things curtains

lol @ 1:48

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.

Eggplant Wizard posted:


(click to have a lot of feelings. warm fuzzy good catte owner feelings)

happy catte stories are the best kind :unsmith:

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




beatlegs posted:

a heartwarming story on imgur about a catte who went through some hard poo poo and came out victorious

http://imgur.com/gallery/aw85v

it..it seems i've got s-something in my eye

dorkanoid
Dec 21, 2004

creatine posted:

it..it seems i've got s-something in my eye

Oh no you might be allergic to cats :ohdear:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


dorkanoid posted:

Oh no you might be allergic to cats :ohdear:
Something like a quarter of cat owners are allergic to their cats. WORTH IT.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I know I had a sensitivity to cat dander but it went away after I got cats. Miserable couple of months though.

Still worth it.

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Drink and Fight posted:

Sometimes I remember the video of you going ROOBIEEE wheile he's in the tub and I start giggling.

Blast from yon paste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec3VWN4x9B4

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

this video takes me to my happy place

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
So Bailey had gotten too good at folding up her soft collar to lick at her stitches. The vet decided it was time to take things up a notch.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Trast posted:

So Bailey had gotten too good at folding up her soft collar to lick at her stitches. The vet decided it was time to take things up a notch.



Double the cones double the shame.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008



i don't get a lot of time with awake-faraday these days. he's almost always asleep when i come back from class and is awake at night or for feeding time in the morning. he wants attention the most when i have to get ready in a hurry and leave the house. i miss spending time with my buddy. :(

toby
Dec 4, 2002

the proper way to deal with a sleeping cat is: pick up the cat

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

toby posted:

the proper way to deal with a sleeping cat is: pick up the cat

this angers the cat

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
pet all sleeping cat bellies

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

graph posted:

this angers the cat

that being the idea

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

oh god yeah i mean if you wake a cat up to pet it a bit that means it can only sleep for 11 hours a day

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
If Elmer is asleep on the couch I sometimes use him as a pillow cause it is cute and he seems to be cool with it for a couple minutes.

He was doing this earlier today-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLv2dlGs2og

I opened the shades and he wandered off.

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Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte

toby posted:

the proper way to deal with a sleeping cat is: pick up the cat

wake up dat catte

he can sleep next to you or on your lap if he needs to sleep :mad: i do this to my cat all the time. admittedly he is a pussy and won't get mad about it. usually if you wake up cats with petting they wake up purring :3::kimchi:

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