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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




The biggest problem with the pig other than the whole :regd08: aspect (which is what Geico does; I get that), is that the pig was funny in the original context. Once you remove that (and to be honest, I liked that whole series of ads, including the pig one), you're left with what we have now: a super annoying gimmick that can't go away fast enough.

The Geico ads I miss the most though are the ones where people tell their insurance stories with the help of famous people. The Burt Bacharach one in particular slayed me every time (even if he did look like Lurch from the Addams Family): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq8sWx1rh0s

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SamBishop
Jan 10, 2003

Parachute posted:

Or the fact is there is a 100% chance you will have to call a customer service number because that's how every auto insurance company handles claims. Even if you call your personal agent or whatever the commercial is suggesting, they will make you go through the exact same process. Not to mention that they work regular 9-5 days, and are not always on call at the moment you get in to an accident. Also that commercial bugs me because what does a State Farm rep do in that situation other than confirming that yes, you are covered when you are hit by another vehicle.

Now that I think about it, other than the Allstate commercial where that actor with the long hair and beanie + beard gets in to an accident with the clean cut older guy, which auto insurance commercials actually show a person at fault instead of being a victim?


Edit: State Farm RE: LIES - They should just tell you that having the middleman insurance agent is one of the reasons your insurance is more expensive than most other companies who provide the same service.

If you have a good insurance carrier and you get into an accident during normal business hours, they are literally there to take care of you as a policy holder. That's their job, and if they don't pick up the phone and get a tow truck out to you and explain what the service you paid for means in that situation, get yourself a new loving agent and/or carrier.

Also, your agent really is supposed to be like the State Farm commercials in that they're available whenever you call if they're in the office. They might hate you if you do it too often, but that's absolutely why they're there. Again, if they aren't there for you, find another agent that will. You're paying monthly for that poo poo, you should be able to find out what that money actually does, and it's completely within your rights to call and see if you can get a cheaper rate or find out what happens when you get into an accident.

You know who isn't there to help? THE loving CONCIERGE OF YOUR STUPID lovely HOTEL. GO GET YOUR TERRIBLE loving COFFEE, IT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET, YOU JUST SAID SO YOU HORRIBLE WASTE OF AIR.

I never thought I could hate McDonald's commercials as much as I do that one, but they somehow found a way to combine a horrid premise with the worst possible people to play both ends of a phone call.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Thank you, DirecTv, for this:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The biggest problem with the pig other than the whole :regd08: aspect (which is what Geico does; I get that), is that the pig was funny in the original context.

You are literally the first person who I've seen who's copped to liking "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHEWHEWHEEEEEEEEEEEE~".

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


vyst posted:

I hated Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine for months because I thought that's who did that song. Cone to find out it was not. Sorry Florence!

It's okay, just because Florence and the Machine weren't responsible for SOMEBODY LOVES POTATOOOOES doesn't mean they're not loving terrible.

Cheapsteaks
Apr 25, 2008

Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.

4000 Dollar Suit posted:

I usually like most commercials the first time I see them, or think they are okay, but that one I immediately was like gently caress you geico. the pigs fly joke is just so stupid, it's like they were all poo poo faced or they let one of the writer's 5 year old nephews write it.

Perhaps they had a drunken five year old write it?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I firmly believe that the advertising firm handling Geico is on some crazy scheme to see how many new mascots they can introduce before someone at Geico actually notices. I mean, how many mascots have they had over the last decade? The gecko, the cavemen, the googly-eyed money, the pig, the monotone Rod Serling type guy, the hipster douchebags, the singing duo....

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

raditts posted:

It's okay, just because Florence and the Machine weren't responsible for SOMEBODY LOVES POTATOOOOES doesn't mean they're not loving terrible.

Is it just me or is "pen" in "open" emphasized HEAVILY now?

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Mister Kingdom posted:

Thank you, DirecTv, for this:



I love that gif, thanks.
EDIT: Know what I don't miss hearing? :haw: .... The lights ohgodno:mad: the lights the lights :cry: that light the lights the lights the lights :bang: that light the lights the lights the lights that light :suicide: the lights the lights the lights that light the lights the lights the lights that li:commissar:

Paradox Personified fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Feb 2, 2013

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I firmly believe that the advertising firm handling Geico is on some crazy scheme to see how many new mascots they can introduce before someone at Geico actually notices. I mean, how many mascots have they had over the last decade? The gecko, the cavemen, the googly-eyed money, the pig, the monotone Rod Serling type guy, the hipster douchebags, the singing duo....

Holy crap, I'd totally forgotten about the googly-eyed money.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


The Merkinman posted:

Is it just me or is "pen" in "open" emphasized HEAVILY now?

Yeah, it does sound a lot more pronounced now. It's still Potatoes to me though.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The biggest problem with the pig other than the whole :regd08: aspect (which is what Geico does; I get that), is that the pig was funny in the original context. Once you remove that (and to be honest, I liked that whole series of ads, including the pig one), you're left with what we have now: a super annoying gimmick that can't go away fast enough.

The Geico ads I miss the most though are the ones where people tell their insurance stories with the help of famous people. The Burt Bacharach one in particular slayed me every time (even if he did look like Lurch from the Addams Family): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq8sWx1rh0s

I enjoyed the "I just saved loads of money on car insurance by switch to Geico" commercials.


But this is probably my favorite Geico commercial.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 9 days!)

Boondock Saint posted:

So we've been starting to get Scientology commercials in the D.C. Metro area. :fuckoff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VaMOa5Hh7E

Scroll down to the comments, it's hilarious. There are litterally 0 negative comments (because they police them) and ratings have been disabled. It is always great when you see a piece of their propaganda, because they always are full of comments saying "oh wow scientology sure is the neatest! Gee whiz!"

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Andorra posted:

But this is probably my favorite Geico commercial.

Agreed.

Also, I think the woman in that ad played the older sister on Alex Mack.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

DrBouvenstein posted:

Also, I think the woman in that ad played the older sister on Alex Mack.

I think you may be right.

Also, I'd love to become the eccentric millionaire founder of an insane UFO cult (and become even more wealthy/famous off the gullibility of others) one day.

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, you magnificent con man, you.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Andorra posted:

But this is probably my favorite Geico commercial.

This is my second favorite one.

My favorite is the one where the Caveman sees a caveman ad at the airport and just stares at it with impotent rage.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Has anyone else seen the Kays Jewelers commercial with the pedophile step dad?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
No.

But now I want to.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Has anyone else seen the Kays Jewelers commercial with the pedophile step dad?

LOL The one where he buys his twelve year old stepdaughter an identical necklace as the mom?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

NC-17 posted:

No.

But now I want to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-vGUxyrthA


I'm gonna burn my computer now.

Nerdfest X
Feb 7, 2008
UberDork Extreme
If you are going mountain climbing, it does not matter if you have your Blue Cross/Blue Shield insurance card with you, because that is for health insurance. If you have an accident and fall 100 feet to a granite faceplant, your health insurance card being on your person does not help anyone, because more than likely you (or rather your loved ones) will need the information off of your life insurance card, so take that with you instead.

Also, this: "Look at my health insurance card! See that I have it in my hand? See that it is Blue Cross/Blue Shield?" What is this about? Are people actually as proud/loyal/dedicated to their health insurance company as they are to their local sports teams that they feel the need to display it to everyone? Honestly, I cant make sense of this, even in the alternate reality of commercial land.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Someone said the new Geico commercial with Mutumbo is the best commercial they've seen.

They're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0fyUYB3cA

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone said the new Geico commercial with Mutumbo is the best commercial they've seen.

They're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0fyUYB3cA

My life is now complete :haw:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The Geico ads I miss the most though are the ones where people tell their insurance stories with the help of famous people. The Burt Bacharach one in particular slayed me every time (even if he did look like Lurch from the Addams Family): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq8sWx1rh0s

The best one of these features The Pips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzDWlmyyYA

Occasionally, I still find myself singing, "Take a train to happy town, WOO WOO!"

Roflcopter
Dec 21, 2004

raditts posted:

Yeah, it does sound a lot more pronounced now. It's still Potatoes to me though.

When this commercial came back for the first time I yelled to my friend 'poo poo the potatoes commercial is back, nooo!' only for them to have changed it. I looked like an idiot but at least WE know what's really going on.

I also saw the Dikembe ad for the first time today and was howling with laughter. I rewound it probably three or four times. The finger wag was loving awesome but I think my favorite part was him swatting the little kid's box of cereal and running away.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone said the new Geico commercial with Mutumbo is the best commercial they've seen.

They're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0fyUYB3cA

That reminds me of college. My friends and I would "Mutumbo" each other.

If after a party/night out, a guy took a girl home and into his room, we would all wait just a tad, before things started to get real "hot and heavy," and then pound on his door/the wall while yelling "Mutumbo!!!!"

For you see, Mutumbo is the best blocker in the NBA, and we were cock-blocking.

The way we saw it, if it was a quality girl, she's laugh/shrug it of. If she got angry and left, she wasn't worth being with in the first place.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone said the new Geico commercial with Mutumbo is the best commercial they've seen.

They're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0fyUYB3cA

I was gonna post this, I just saw it. It's like everything the other Geico commercials aren't. Funny!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone said the new Geico commercial with Mutumbo is the best commercial they've seen.

They're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0fyUYB3cA

Anything reminding me that Mutumbo both sounds and looks like a cartoon giant is aces already, but yea that's a great ad.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Every time I see a bad beer commercial, I just think of this one from like 6 years ago. (At least uploaded to Youtube 6 years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGJiTpBBD18

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone said the new Geico commercial with Mutumbo is the best commercial they've seen.

They're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0fyUYB3cA

this is exactly what I meant with my last post about Geico. Sometimes they're just golden.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Senerio posted:

Every time I see a bad beer commercial, I just think of this one from like 6 years ago. (At least uploaded to Youtube 6 years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGJiTpBBD18

I always liked Red Stripes ads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfGkhhm4vXw

"You are very ugly!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQL_-l2XyrI

Edit: They even have some decent billboards and web-stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3AH2_YQDw

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Feb 3, 2013

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone said the new Geico commercial with Mutumbo is the best commercial they've seen.

They're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0fyUYB3cA

I have a problem. I can't stop watching this.

His deranged laugh when he pummels the box of cereal just wrecks me every single time.

Alpha3KV
Mar 30, 2011

Quex Chest
Before the deluge of Super Bowl ads, which are incredibly overrated (though that Mutumbo one is pretty good), I'll say that I find those insurance ads that start with the guy saying "Humans" really irritating because of his voice.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Did any of you play Old Spice's Dikembe Mutombo 4 1/2 Weeks to Save The World? I can't seem to find it anywhere they must have taken out down after the world was safe but it was by far the coolest piece of marketing I've ever seen. Super funny game.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocu4x5SeweU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Codependent Poster posted:

Someone said the new Geico commercial with Mutumbo is the best commercial they've seen.

They're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0fyUYB3cA

I will never see Dikembe Mutumbo without thinking about this story:

Who wants to sex Mutumbo?

Alpha3KV
Mar 30, 2011

Quex Chest
GoDaddy has my early nomination for worst Super Bowl ad. :barf:

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

I was watching the Iron Man movies instead of the Superbowl, but I was flipping back and forth. One superbowl commercial caught my attention for its sheer terribleness. It was a Dodge Ram commercial that was basically fellating farmers. It just kept going and going about how amazing and manly and religious and important and badass and American farmers were.
Just awful.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I want to meet the ad wizard that was responsible for tonight's Go daddy ad, so I can reenact the elevator fight between Quaid and Richter from Total Recall.

See you at dah pahhty, ad wizard.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Pyroclastic posted:

I was watching the Iron Man movies instead of the Superbowl, but I was flipping back and forth. One superbowl commercial caught my attention for its sheer terribleness. It was a Dodge Ram commercial that was basically fellating farmers. It just kept going and going about how amazing and manly and religious and important and badass and American farmers were.
Just awful.

He didn't even say that was the rrrrrrrrest of the story :(

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Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Pyroclastic posted:

I was watching the Iron Man movies instead of the Superbowl, but I was flipping back and forth. One superbowl commercial caught my attention for its sheer terribleness. It was a Dodge Ram commercial that was basically fellating farmers. It just kept going and going about how amazing and manly and religious and important and badass and American farmers were.
Just awful.

I complained about it somewhere else and was taken to task by someone who works in advertising who thought it was great. Turns out that polling agrees, though I wonder how many respondents were in the 18-49 demo.

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