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Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

DNS posted:

The trailer has to be seen to be believed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX76Y8bP8u0

Oh my god. Someone please make a gif of the cat talking effect because it can't be matched by today's effects work.

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Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.

DNS posted:

The trailer has to be seen to be believed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX76Y8bP8u0

Is that the same house as those weird 1313 movies?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
A Talking Cat?

Nonsense.

FLYIN' RYAN is where it's at.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcXjNwbm8pc

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I wish one of our theatres would put in trailers for movies like this in between all the big Hollywood releases.

FirstAidKite posted:

I have no clue what to think about this poster.



I swear there's something wrong with that cat (besides the fact that the cat in the film doesn't look like that as far as I can tell).

It looks like it's been subtly `shopped to make it smile.

Lobok fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Feb 10, 2013

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Gonz posted:

A Talking Cat?

Nonsense.

FLYIN' RYAN is where it's at.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcXjNwbm8pc

They talk about Flyin' Ryan on this episode of Half in the Bag. It looks FANTASTICALLY terrible.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

muscles like this? posted:

They talk about Flyin' Ryan on this episode of Half in the Bag. It looks FANTASTICALLY terrible.

Yep. That's how I originally found out about it. I desperately need to see this movie, if only to warn future generations of it's existence.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

muscles like this? posted:

They talk about Flyin' Ryan on this episode of Half in the Bag. It looks FANTASTICALLY terrible.

That's the only reason anybody knows about that movie.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Or they could have been a sap like me and work in a movie rental store. Remember those?? :allears:

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Macaluso posted:

Oh my god. Someone please make a gif of the cat talking effect because it can't be matched by today's effects work.

Hugs Boson
Feb 3, 2011

Elementary.

Macaluso posted:

Oh my god. Someone please make a gif of the cat talking effect because it can't be matched by today's effects work.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

DNS posted:

The trailer has to be seen to be believed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX76Y8bP8u0

This can't be real. It can't. :psyboom:

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010

wow
so spin
Birdemic 2.0.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSt393C5b1M

If you want a "no loving way that's real", here's one of my favorites from the VHS days of yore... My Magic Dog.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

My cute cat is right here in the room with me as I write this, but if she ever turned to me with that look and loving talked while coldly staring at me like that I'd shoot her in the face. Then myself.

Bobby The Rookie
Jun 2, 2005

Tewratomeh posted:

My cute cat is right here in the room with me as I write this, but if she ever turned to me with that look and loving talked while coldly staring at me like that I'd shoot her in the face. Then myself.
It wouldn't be that big of a deal, though, because it would only be able to talk to you specifically one time.

Flying Zamboni
May 7, 2007

but, uh... well, there it is

FirstAidKite posted:

I have no clue what to think about this poster.



I swear there's something wrong with that cat (besides the fact that the cat in the film doesn't look like that as far as I can tell).

That cat has the eerily calm and dead gaze of a serial killer. That cat is not to be trusted.

Hammer Backspace
Jan 3, 2011

we're gonna throw a world domination slumber party and we're not inviting any boys!!!!

Gonz posted:

A Talking Cat?

Nonsense.

FLYIN' RYAN is where it's at.



PG Rated for mild violence
and themes

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Themes are invading tons of movies nowadays; gotta watch out for them.

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010

wow
so spin

FirstAidKite posted:

I have no clue what to think about this poster.



I swear there's something wrong with that cat (besides the fact that the cat in the film doesn't look like that as far as I can tell).

:siren: :siren: I just started to watch this movie and it is loving amazing :siren: :siren:

The movie is narrated by the cat. His name is Duffy and he is a human whisperer!

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

DNS posted:

The trailer has to be seen to be believed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX76Y8bP8u0

I wonder if they know their family friendly film features the same house as seen in this David DeCoteau film.

:NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2G27xs5vtBQ

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
It appears to be the same film distributor so yeah probably! And speaking of which, holy poo poo it's Eric Roberts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LQdm3hC3Vs

Those drugs aren't going to pay for themselves I guess.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Flying Zamboni posted:

That cat has the eerily calm and dead gaze of a serial killer. That cat is not to be trusted.

You just described every cat, ever.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Flying Zamboni posted:

That cat has the eerily calm and dead gaze of a serial killer. That cat is not to be trusted.

The trailer almost makes it out to be a horror movie. If that really is the premise of the movie (where the cat can only talk to someone once), it's kinda like someone trying to adapt One Froggy Evening. Those are flat out the worst "talking animal" effects I've seen in a movie.

Icon-Cat
Aug 18, 2005

Meow!
A Talking Cat!?! appears to be directed by the same David DeCoteau guy who made the 1313 movies spoken of above.

His IMDB page of late seems to show some flip-flopping between horror movies and family fare ("An Easter Bunny Puppy" and "A Halloween Puppy").

What I love is that the trailer clearly shows that someone didn't realize this wasn't supposed to be a horror film (as CaptainHollywood pointed out), and they just edited it like they would the horror movies. It's like one of those YouTube games people play where they re-edit movies into trailers for other genres.


Speaking of IMDB pages, Eric Roberts has yet to be credited for A Talking Cat!?!... I wonder why his many fans haven't rushed to fix it—ohhhhhhhhh.

Icon-Cat fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Feb 10, 2013

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Icon-Cat posted:

A Talking Cat!?! appears to be directed by the same David DeCoteau.
His IMDB page of late seems to show some flip-flopping between horror movies and family fare.
This guy's main schtick is creating cult "homo-erotic-horror" films, where he'll basically have desperate-for-roles actors run around in shorts for the whole film for no reason other than "I'm the master of sexiness".
Curiously he cites he doesn't do any outright nudity as he wants to preserve an upcoming actor's reputation, should they escape from direct to video hell.

It's enough that people cast in his films have commented on how voyeuristic and creepy the experience was.

He comes off as a barely restrained version of Victor Salva, who did the infamous Clownhouse. Try and get through the opening scenes without expecting your door to be kicked down as you watch young boys wander around shirtless for no reason. Your suspicions are confirmed when the lead actor successfully pressed charges of underage sexual assault.

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

Bobby The Rookie posted:

It wouldn't be that big of a deal, though, because it would only be able to talk to you specifically one time.

And if the trailer is any indication, it would use that one time to tell you that it could only talk that one time.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

:razz: + :regd09: =

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That dog just had a very serious stroke.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
With Fred Willard in a starring role, I can only imagine what they mean by 'naughty and nice.'

:razz:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Kill! Kill! KILL!

Cinnamon Bastard
Dec 15, 2006

But that totally wasn't my fault. You shouldn't even be able to put the car in gear with the bar open.

Hahahaha, gently caress, I'd seen that movie, but I didn't realize that's the voice of John Turturro.

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?
Just been catching up on this thread and spotted something odd:

Zellus posted:

Here's another fine film from Dudez Productions (no seriously, that's their name):




Dr. Killjoy posted:

So Danny Trejo has a new film coming out with a variety of posters.


I'm partial to the fifth one because I am not getting that shattered glass around the gun and holy god that tagline sucks.

I'm wondering where that arm + gun came from first and if it has cameos in any other posters.

funeral fag
Jun 23, 2004





They didn't even bother to use the same fuckin cat.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

jammyozzy posted:

Just been catching up on this thread and spotted something odd:



I'm wondering where that arm + gun came from first and if it has cameos in any other posters.



Edit: And I have no idea what this is, because the page was Japanese, but whatever...


http://builmind.mind-sky.jp/

Tears In A Vial fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Feb 10, 2013

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

jammyozzy posted:

Just been catching up on this thread and spotted something odd:



I'm wondering where that arm + gun came from first and if it has cameos in any other posters.

I just noticed Black Bat's eyes and I find it hilarious.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Icon-Cat posted:

A Talking Cat!?! appears to be directed by the same David DeCoteau guy who made the 1313 movies spoken of above.

His IMDB page of late seems to show some flip-flopping between horror movies and family fare ("An Easter Bunny Puppy" and "A Halloween Puppy").

What I love is that the trailer clearly shows that someone didn't realize this wasn't supposed to be a horror film (as CaptainHollywood pointed out), and they just edited it like they would the horror movies. It's like one of those YouTube games people play where they re-edit movies into trailers for other genres.


Speaking of IMDB pages, Eric Roberts has yet to be credited for A Talking Cat!?!... I wonder why his many fans haven't rushed to fix it—ohhhhhhhhh.

Ah this makes a lot of sense. They also seemed to have edited the poster as if it were a porno. And then slapped a cat on the cover.

CaptainHollywood fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Feb 11, 2013

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

CaptainHollywood posted:

They also seems to edit the poster as if it were a porno

All but one of the actors previous films could possibly be taken as porn :o:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Oh come on. Dobermann has had such an awesome poster...



It tells you everything you need to know: Vincent Cassel is a leather-clad badass who teams up with Monica Bellucci, who is dressed up like Catwoman but carries a machinegun, to fight cops.

Tears In A Vial posted:

Edit: And I have no idea what this is, because the page was Japanese, but whatever...


http://builmind.mind-sky.jp/

It's likely a stock image. Translating it out, it looks like some SEO/social media/web aggregator company. Don't know why they have gun-toting guys in the background and in that image, but that's all it really is.

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Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
This is what Netflix has for the Living Daylights.

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