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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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Coasterphreak posted:

As far as cost:benefit ratio, it's likely safe to assume that car markets east of the former Iron Curtain operate a bit differently from those in the USA/Western Europe.

There's probably a really appropriate Yakov Smirnoff styled quote for this but I'll be damned if I can think of it.

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DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
Unibodies can't really be cut up like that, they won't deform correctly in the second accident, and grinding welds removes a lot of the strength. It'd fold like a can, probably tear apart rather than just deforming.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

DJ Commie posted:

Unibodies can't really be cut up like that, they won't deform correctly in the second accident, and grinding welds removes a lot of the strength. It'd fold like a can, probably tear apart rather than just deforming.

Wanna see that accident. Of course I don't want people to get hurt, though, so maybe on a crash test site or something. Because that sounds awesome.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Can't post for 10 years!

DJ Commie posted:

Unibodies can't really be cut up like that, they won't deform correctly in the second accident, and grinding welds removes a lot of the strength. It'd fold like a can, probably tear apart rather than just deforming.

I'm sure they welded some extra support along the frame rails. I mean, it's not like they cut corners on these projects right?

General_Failure
Apr 17, 2005

InitialDave posted:

Depends what you're watching, really. The stereotype exists for a reason, but a statement like that is the equivalent of saying everyone who modifies a car is a twat because you've never seen anyone who wasn't a ricer.

I'll agree with that.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Geoj posted:



:911:

Was being driven by some 80 year old man. Not sure how he gets away with the red emergency flashers either.

my first guess would be volunteer fire department.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Linedance posted:

my first guess would be volunteer fire department.

Like I said, the driver was in his 80s. He wouldn't be able to get out of his own way in the event of a fire. He might have been a retired firefighter but there's little chance he has legal authority to use them.

Polymerized Cum
May 5, 2012

IOwnCalculus posted:

I think red flashers like that aren't illegal to possess, but they are illegal to actually use on a public road.

Illegal without permission granted by a chief or commanding officer on official letterhead, at least here in NY.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON
Ohio revised code 4513.17, section D:

quote:

Except a person operating a public safety vehicle, as defined in division (E) of section 4511.01 of the Revised Code, or a school bus, no person shall operate, move, or park upon, or permit to stand within the right-of-way of any public street or highway any vehicle or equipment that is equipped with and displaying a flashing red or a flashing combination red and white light, or an oscillating or rotating red light, or a combination red and white oscillating or rotating light; and except a public law enforcement officer, or other person sworn to enforce the criminal and traffic laws of the state, operating a public safety vehicle when on duty, no person shall operate, move, or park upon, or permit to stand within the right-of-way of any street or highway any vehicle or equipment that is equipped with, or upon which is mounted, and displaying a flashing blue or a flashing combination blue and white light, or an oscillating or rotating blue light, or a combination blue and white oscillating or rotating light.

So yeah, he's technically violating the law.

e: reading it again, IOC was probably right and he's OK as long as they aren't being used on a public road.

Geoj fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Feb 13, 2013

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
It depends entirely on each state's own laws....

IOwnCalculus posted:

I think red flashers like that aren't illegal to possess, but they are illegal to actually use on a public road.

For example, in Wisconsin it is illegal to display red lenses if they face the front of the vehicle. Even if they do not illuminate, it is still illegal.

Red lenses faceing rearwards are fine, but they must operate with the brake lights or hazard flashers, or in a manner similar to them. (Two red lights flashing simultaneously would be fine, but flashing right/left would be illegal).

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Geoj posted:



:911:

Was being driven by some 80 year old man. Not sure how he gets away with the red emergency flashers either.

I'm pretty sure those only activate when someone forgets 9/11.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




You guys are mean. He's a retired EMS and just wants to remind the general populace of the 911 service in town.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Maybe he's retired EMS and has Alzheimers.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
The front hitch makes it looks like he plows snow or something. I could see the utility of flashing lights on top of your car when you can't see the road.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

DJ Commie posted:

Unibodies can't really be cut up like that, they won't deform correctly in the second accident, and grinding welds removes a lot of the strength. It'd fold like a can, probably tear apart rather than just deforming.
The way they're cutting and shutting them, yes, but if they only used whole panels, and welded them along original seams, it'd probably be ok. Somehow I don't think they care, though.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

DJ Commie posted:

Unibodies can't really be cut up like that, they won't deform correctly in the second accident, and grinding welds removes a lot of the strength. It'd fold like a can, probably tear apart rather than just deforming.

I've seen quality salvage builds, full on section jobs done by people I trust and would have no problem driving. Those Russian guys certainly aren't that quality, but it can be done. You're right that the structural integrity will never be the same as the day it rolled off the factory floor, but it can be done to an adequate degree. Also, everyone is right on the cost/benefit thing, too. In certain places of the world, it makes sense to do such work. In the West, not so much, especially in the US where cars are exceptionally cheap to own.

I've seen way worse than those Russian jobs rolling on the streets of New York, though. Sectioning a unibody is a valid repair, unfortunately 95% of those repairs are not up to the standard required due to corner cutting.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
Here's an 18 car pileup in China.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzIIFKYaQyI

Corvette

Throatwarbler fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Feb 13, 2013

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Interesting, the only way to stop it is to get out of the car and slow approaching traffic down.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Measly Twerp posted:

Interesting, the only way to stop it is to get out of the car and slow approaching traffic down.

That's what happens when a billion people have no cultural familiarity with cars and don't look anywhere but away from other vehicles.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
The car that flashes its brights at 1:08 really has it figured out. "If I just flash him, he'll speed up and prevent this rear-end."

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
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I honestly don't get how something like that could even happen. I mean, the speeds are low enough that they wouldn't even have had to emergency brake, they could have just slowed down normally. Instead they just kinda coast into each other :psyduck:

Is it because they're afraid to brake, or is it something else?

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid
It's snowing, so likely icing on the bridges.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Living in China, and seeing how people drive here, I'm actually really surprised I'm not seeing multi-car pile ups everywhere. Not only that, I do see surprisingly few fender benders and cars with minor bodywork damage. What I do see often however are stickers on cars, lots and lots of stickers. Hello Kitty, Transformers movies and European race tracks seem to be the most popular :psyduck:, I have to start taking pictures of all the terrible car stuff I see in the streets.

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!


I just don't understand the amount of effort involved. I mean imagine how many tanks of gas could be bought for that escort :(

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


Wave your hands hardlines in the air like you just don't care.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

Voltage posted:



I just don't understand the amount of effort involved. I mean imagine how many tanks of gas could be bought for that escort :(

It's the :saddowns: Escort.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

InitialDave posted:



Wave your hands hardlines in the air like you just don't care.

That car is all sorts of weird. What looks like unplated bolts, flat washers for bushings, drum brakes, copper brake lines but with modern drive axles. The hell is that thing?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
It's probably a Ford Sierra-based Caterham clone.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

KozmoNaut posted:

I honestly don't get how something like that could even happen. I mean, the speeds are low enough that they wouldn't even have had to emergency brake, they could have just slowed down normally. Instead they just kinda coast into each other :psyduck:

Is it because they're afraid to brake, or is it something else?

I love how a few times, the person out in front does slow down, and the driver behind pulls around them and speeds up only to add to the pile. It's like an ingrained reaction to having your drive delayed by anything ever at all.

Then the person who did stop short gets creamed by a bus or something.

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate
Here have a Forduar S150

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Hello Spaceman posted:

Here have a Forduar S150



I don't... I can't... really bring myself to hate this. It looks pretty cleanly done, anyway.

That front on that body is really weird though.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Farmland Park posted:

Living in China, and seeing how people drive here, I'm actually really surprised I'm not seeing multi-car pile ups everywhere. Not only that, I do see surprisingly few fender benders and cars with minor bodywork damage. What I do see often however are stickers on cars, lots and lots of stickers. Hello Kitty, Transformers movies and European race tracks seem to be the most popular :psyduck:, I have to start taking pictures of all the terrible car stuff I see in the streets.

Please do. Everything I know about cars in China I learned from JuanChai's thread, so I had just assumed they all drove Lamborghinis.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

davebo posted:

Please do. Everything I know about cars in China I learned from JuanChai's thread, so I had just assumed they all drove Lamborghinis.

Hong Kong is not the mainland :china:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Octopus Magic posted:

Hong Kong is not the mainland :china:
If I had my way, it wouldn't even be China.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

InitialDave posted:

If I had my way, it wouldn't even be China.

Agreed.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Hello Spaceman posted:

Here have a Forduar S150



Years ago I saw this same idea done with a F150 of similar vintage and a W210 E-class front end. It was bizarre, and yet remarkably well done.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
Along the same lines,




A Tianjing Xiali N3, which I think is some kind of licensed copy of the Daihatsu Charade, with the front and rear end of a Toyota Mark X.

What it originally looked like

What they were going for


Remarkably clean and well done, and unlike the others, everything is properly scaled down.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Octopus Magic posted:

Hong Kong is not the mainland :china:

Feh, it will be in 2047. I'm just forward-thinking.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Code Jockey posted:

I don't... I can't... really bring myself to hate this. It looks pretty cleanly done, anyway.

That front on that body is really weird though.

Until you guys started talking about Benzes I thought that was a Hyundai front fascia

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Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Snowdens Secret posted:

Until you guys started talking about Benzes I thought that was a Hyundai front fascia

Isn't it a Jaguar!?

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