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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

This is relevant

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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
Why is MCRD where they make porn? I don't get it. Or is that just part of the air port block?

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Veins McGee posted:

Why is MCRD where they make porn? I don't get it.

Isn't it at AIRPLANE RIDES? Been awhile but im fairly sure

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Godholio posted:

Stolen from the TFR Cold War thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRIg7pxZdA4


It actually stands for America's War Against Common Sense. :eng101:

I'm partial to America's Worst Amateur Clown Show, myself.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

8lbsofanalsex posted:

Interesting account of a ranger mission in Afghanistan from 09. I did backside intel support for this one.

http://sofrep.com/16779/against-all-odds/

http://sofrep.com/17390/rangers-against-all-odds-2/

This poo poo is nuts

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

pkells posted:

Today's item of the day at the Shaw AFB BX: Actual Nazi Memorabilia! Get your own Iron Eagle Swastika for only $295! Act now, because there's only 1 left!



Christ, how hard is it to actually go with some remotely german gibberish in the authentico nazi-germany-font certificate of naziness?

WP CURES PALESTINE
Jun 17, 2011
[ASK] ME about :

LYING ABOUT BEING A US MARINE

HATING ON TRANSPEOPLE BUT SECRETLY DATING ONE

CLAIMING TO HAVE PTSD ON MY OKCUPID PROFILE

HAVING A TRIFORCE TATTOO ON MY NECK

GateheaD posted:

Marine liek snow.



Album

hey man gently caress you, i'm probably going to have to do that cold weather bullshit at some point( i hope not) after I'm done with this Airborne bullshit, is it true all the soldiers there are moto as gently caress ORRAAHH PARASHOOOOOOOOOOOOTIN! type douche bags?

e: actually lol, gently caress soldiers they can suck my Marpat balls in their stupid gravel uniforms.

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW

IDR posted:

hey man gently caress you, i'm probably going to have to do that cold weather bullshit at some point( i hope not) after I'm done with this Airborne bullshit, is it true all the soldiers there are moto as gently caress ORRAAHH PARASHOOOOOOOOOOOOTIN! type douche bags?

e: actually lol, gently caress soldiers they can suck my Marpat balls in their stupid gravel uniforms.

Instructors yes, students no, you're still a fag.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

Deathy McDeath posted:

This poo poo is nuts

One of my friends on the mission(not the same guy that wrote the story) got three confirmed kills. Two with a sniper rifle, one with a frag grenade.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
do people that kill people actually say "confirmed kills" because it just sounds so dumb like they've got some CSI dudes that match the bullet in the guy to the rifling of your gun or somethin

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

genderstomper58 posted:

do people that kill people actually say "confirmed kills" because it just sounds so dumb like they've got some CSI dudes that match the bullet in the guy to the rifling of your gun or somethin

It became a real thing in Vietnam, so probably.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Godholio posted:

It became a real thing in Vietnam, so probably.

I guess I don't understand why they do it, if they in fact do heh

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
It's more of how certain you are that you killed someone. On that mission he also took a shot at a guy in a treeline and he dropped. They couldn't see the body so they couldn't tell for sure if the guy just took cover or if he was actually killed. It also usually denotes that you were the only person that engaged them rather than 5 or so guys shooting the same person.

There's no scientific equation for it that I know of but usually witnesses and being able to identify the number of bodies are the main things. It's all still unofficial obviously, you're not gonna have your kills put on your DD214.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

8lbsofanalsex posted:

It's all still unofficial obviously, you're not gonna have your kills put on your DD214.

They really need to add this block

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

genderstomper58 posted:

They really need to add this block

So drone pilots can dominate that too?

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Godholio posted:

So drone pilots can dominate that too?

Fuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk nevermind

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
Just need to get more specific to keep that from happening. Put in melee range, CQB, small arms range, arty range, on the same continent as your target range, and then drone kills. You could also look at adding extra points for multikills and headshots.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch


Do they get a kill multiplier for rocking the short jorts?

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL
Aug 29, 2008

by XyloJW
I wish my 214 had kills listed on it. :smith:
I'd carry a copy of it with me at all times heh.

AIDS CURES FAGGOTS
May 26, 2012

by angerbot

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL posted:

I wish my 214 had kills listed on it. :smith:
I'd carry a copy of it with me at all times heh.

Just a simple k/d ratio would be tight :unsmith:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

AIDS CURES FAGGOTS posted:

Just a simple k/d ratio would be tight :unsmith:

I think the D part would be pretty obvious unless an assault hooked you up w/ a revive a lot

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

pkells posted:



Do they get a kill multiplier for rocking the short jorts?

What I'm wondering is who comes in third. USS Enterprise CV-6?

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

:smug:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Why should he get a killstreak? He only shot one guy.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
He killed Mitt Romney's political career

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
Show me your war face!

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Jefferoo posted:

Show me your war face!



:stare:

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Jefferoo posted:

Show me your war face!





Now what we have here, little staff sergeant sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake.

...also nice booger.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Jefferoo posted:

Show me your war face!



:10bux: says that's something related to Cobra Gold. Seems like every year there's pictures of Marines doing something insane that is for some reason a Thai tradition of some sort and/or associated with jungle survival training.

Also banging tranny hookers, but I doubt there's many pictures of that on DVIDS.

fake edit: yup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7t55ojyfvs

e:



hahaha

iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Feb 21, 2013

NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005

uh the picture for that crazy ranger story is a black ranger, ergo clearly must be fake

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I have heard that, up until a few years ago, some 75th Rangers still sported shirts saying "Thank God for the swim test!"

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Please please please somebody stage this with ABUs so we can start a FWD chain and freak people out about a new training course.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Deathy McDeath posted:

I have heard that, up until a few years ago, some 75th Rangers still sported shirts saying "Thank God for the swim test!"

:stare:

Maybe 1st batt, I dunno, but they did dumb the test down a bit only a few years ago. I had to retake it in rip(2004), it was a bit harder than I thought it would be to sidestroke with boots, BDUs and a dummy rifle for 15 yards.

Doctor Abrasion
Jan 7, 2006
Normipäivä.
Finnish Army instructional film presenting new tactics and equipment to counter the challenges the FDF is going to face in the near future. Interesting enemy equipment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foipv7iVP-c

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD4oiBSXGDM

Some 80's footage of a Harrier pilot that somehow loses radio contact with his ship, and running low on fuel, decides to land on a Spanish cargo freighter.

The ship's Captain is having none of it however, and proceeds to his destination complete with pilot and precariously dangling harrier.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That's a hell of a story.



http://www.airspacemag.com/military-aviation/Oldies__Oddities_.html

quote:

When the Alraigo, with the jet atop the containers, docked at Santa Cruz de Tenerife, a horde of reporters was on hand. The ship’s crew and owners filed a salvage claim and were awarded some £570,000 ($1.14 million at the time) as compensation for the “rescue.” When Watson returned to the Illustrious, a Board of Inquiry essentially did nothing. But when the Illustrious returned to port, Watson underwent a second Board of Inquiry.

Gotta love maritime law.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Dilettante. posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD4oiBSXGDM

Some 80's footage of a Harrier pilot that somehow loses radio contact with his ship, and running low on fuel, decides to land on a Spanish cargo freighter.

The ship's Captain is having none of it however, and proceeds to his destination complete with pilot and precariously dangling harrier.

That story is awesome

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

Deathy McDeath posted:

I have heard that, up until a few years ago, some 75th Rangers still sported shirts saying "Thank God for the swim test!"

I never saw that when I was there. I remember my first PSG brief being told to not wear any stupid shirts when off duty. He used an example of seeing someone walking around a few days before who had on a shirt that just said "Heavy loving Metal". "Don't be that loving guy" was our advice.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

There's some great examples of DIY weapons from Syria in this gallery.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Brown Moses posted:

There's some great examples of DIY weapons from Syria in this gallery.



A twenty-first century trebuchet? :stare:



This...this is fake, right?

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Feb 22, 2013

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