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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

I wouldn't mind having JR back - is it possible his recent commentary hasn't been the best due to being rusty?

Anyway, Indies Wrestler I'm disappointed in you:

Indies Wrestler ‏@IndiesWrestler posted:


If I had known it was going to be twice instead of once in a lifetime, there's no way I would have ever been interested.

(Hopefully he's being sarcastic)

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I knew it was run by CC.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Semiru posted:

I wouldn't mind having JR back - is it possible his recent commentary hasn't been the best due to being rusty?


JR's return to commentary last year was lackluster because he wasn't getting a word in ever. Cole was still the one doing play by play so there wasn't really anything for him to do expect spout catchphrases and rattle off the occasional home town of a wrestler ala "The Professor" Mike Tenay. It was a shame because he is really very good at his job when they let him do it, and Cole is really very bad at his.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

MassRayPer posted:

Striker making poo poo up was annoying, but his constant attempts to bring up psychology annoyed me more. A normal hold like a hammerlock would happen and then Striker would harp on how he's focusing on the arm and what great strategy it was when you the fan knew the arm would not factor into the match at all.

I think that's preferable to "WOW WHAT A GREAT THROW!" myself but whatever.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Atticus Finch posted:

I knew it was run by CC.

He doesn't keep up enough.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Sorry, wrong thread.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Suben posted:

I think that's preferable to "WOW WHAT A GREAT THROW!" myself but whatever.

That doesn't insult my intelligence, it's just background noise. I know the names of moves, so I don't care if the announcers exist more to plug the PPV and go over storylines. It's better if they can get over the drama of a match, but very few announcers do, and Striker sure isn't one of them.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Shocking no one

quote:

Kurt Angle ‏@RealKurtAngle

GOD Bless President Reagan. We Ran the Government Back then. Obama has Government Run Us Now. #learnfromreagan pic.twitter.com/MKO2d28W

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

bobkatt013 posted:

Shocking no one

drat non-specific oppression! Leave the rich enabled drug addicts alone! :argh:

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I'm not sure what he's upset about. Not like Obama's gonna take his somas guns or anything.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

bobkatt013 posted:

Shocking no one
Goddamn it Kurt how do you find new ways to make me hate you :smith:

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

He's just mad that Swagger took his move. So now he's taking Swagger's gimmick.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Deadpool posted:

He's just mad that Swagger took his move. So now he's taking Swagger's gimmick.

I want Swagger to do the Angle Slam and stare down the camera as if daring Kurt to do something about it.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

njsykora posted:

I want Swagger to do the Angle Slam and stare down the camera as if daring Kurt to do something about it.

Angles brain is so far gone he'd probably do the ankle lock in retaliation.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Someone tell Angle that Reagan was against drug use.

That'll turn him around.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gonzo McFee posted:

Someone tell Angle that Reagan was against drug use.

That'll turn him around.

Obummer and the gubment can pry his somas from his cold dead hands.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

VogeGandire posted:

Obummer and the gubment can pry his somas from his cold dead hands.

Probably not Obama or the government, but someday someone probably will be prying somas from his cold dead hands.

:smith:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gonzo McFee posted:

Someone tell Angle that Reagan was against drug use.

That'll turn him around.

To be fair, he's right. I mean, if it wasn't for Reagan, Kurt Angle might be getting treatment as opposed to roaming the streets.

I'm sure a lot of people being treated for mental illness wanted nothing more to be let out, so they used their government control to make that happen!

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Feb 20, 2013

ACS
Apr 30, 2009

bobkatt013 posted:

Shocking no one

Gonzo McFee posted:

Someone tell Angle that Reagan was against drug use.

That'll turn him around.



Alright, so I did it.

quote:

@yourgodACS
@RealKurtAngle You do know that President Reagan was against drug use right?

ACS
Apr 30, 2009
Hmmm...now I have to wonder if Jeff Hardy is a fan of RKO Ronnie.

Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT
Ricardo's on to something...

RRWWE posted:

...omg!!! I just realized! What if Zeb Coulter was Jack Swagger's Eagle all along?!?! #SiThePeople

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPV0Lpm42Qk

THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY THAT PISTON HONDA NEEDS

"Poison Fist of the Pacific Rim" is the best loving nickname. Striker owned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1wqmb9fTo

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Frilled Lizard posted:

Ricardo's on to something...

Hahaha Si The People...amazing.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Little Mac posted:

"Poison Fist of the Pacific Rim" is the best loving nickname. Striker owned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1wqmb9fTo

Well, that's not PG at all!

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
WELL LET ME TELL YOU THIS

Striker knows his wrestling tropes.

tongster
Jan 18, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Big E is a Twitter treasure, but every reply to him seems straight out of Idiocracy:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I've seriously added Big E's twitter feed to my browser's start-up tabs, so it's one of the first things I read in the morning. It's consistently brilliant.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Little Mac posted:

"Poison Fist of the Pacific Rim" is the best loving nickname. Striker owned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1wqmb9fTo

I don't know why it amuses me that I recognized the name of the guy he was cutting a promo on as Robbie E. Why do I now want to see a Striker vs Robbie E match?

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I'd like to interrupt the Big E Langston Appreciation Station to say Joseph Park is on fire tonight.

@DaveMeltzerWON posted:

If there's an award for someone who can play his character on Twitter the best, Joseph Park wins in a landslide.

@JosephPark_Esq posted:

@davemeltzerWON the only character I have ever played was Munkustrap in my high schools rendition of Andrew Lloyd Webbers Cats.

Key fab to the end.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
That stupid rear end grin The Rock does in his Twitter selfshots really annoys me

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 33 days!
So Zeb and Swagger apparently cut a promo addressing Glenn Beck that has to be seen to be believed. In similar news, one of their erstwhile enemies (aka Ricardo) also has some words for the failed Fox News talking head:

Ricardo Rodriguez ‏@RRWWE posted:

Glen Beck said what? Huevos! Doesn't he have to go cry about some stupid post? I have some Vicks if you need it, SEÑOR!

Hey @GlennBeck let's do a little debate on a show that people actually watch unlike yours!!! I'll bring the Vicks in case you need to cry

Orale @GlennBeck ! You seem to know about our world so much! Te invito panson a nuestro mundo? What different language? Don't get scared!

It's cool @GlennBeck ! I'll go easy on you, I know how sensitive you are. "I'm already booked"?! Huevos! Yeah sure, buddy!

Heading to bed and then off to Texas, home of @GlennBeck. Debate is still up For grabs niño chillon! Si tienes Los cojones te invito!

This is probably the most people have riled up for @glennbeck! You're welcomed for being famous again burro ! #ignorance

Glenn Beck: (sort of) uniting heels and faces.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Hey CM Punk, what's your take on the Swagger DUI?

@CMPunk posted:

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Memento1979 posted:

Hey CM Punk, what's your take on the Swagger DUI?

he wasn't talking about Swagger, he was tweeting about his airport experience or something. That tweet is from three days after the incident.

LanceBurrito
Jan 6, 2013
I thought it was about Glenn Beck turning WWE's offer down.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I thought he was just quoting Fight Club.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Mick Foley posted:

You're welcome @VivaDelRio - your hard work in the ring has ALMOST allowed me to forgive you for running over Santa Claus.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Sweeney Tom posted:

I thought he was just quoting Fight Club.

That too.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I love wrestling.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Memento1979 posted:

Hey CM Punk, what's your take on the Swagger DUI?

I like this one:

CM Punk posted:

Thankfully that magician just showed the audience how he sawed his assistant in half, so I don't ever have to pay to see it again.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Steen being Steen

quote:

Kevin Steen ‏@FightSteenFight

Just tried to open a bottle of grape juice with my eye like I saw Finlay do with a beer once...Now my eye hurts and I'm still thirsty.

quote:

Kevin Steen ‏@FightSteenFight

@McGuinnessNigel If I just write to you and say nothing of value, are you going to RT me also?

quote:

Kevin Steen ‏@FightSteenFight

Let's all send Adam Cole hateful tweets. I'll start...

quote:

Kevin Steen ‏@FightSteenFight

@AdamColePro Eat poo poo!

quote:

Kevin Steen ‏@FightSteenFight

“@AdamColePro: Nothing like a big bowl of Mumford and Sons in the morning. #lovintheroad” EAT A BIG BOWL OF DICKS, FUCKFACE!!!

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Feb 24, 2013

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