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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

jase1 posted:

And another one.




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[24102] V. BELFORT EV
(M. BISPING vrs V. BELFORT)

20 / 20

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ian McCall is opening as the underdog against benivedez McCall is 2.89

Doesn't seem like a terrible flutter considering benivedez hasn't looked good his last few fights.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

BlindSite posted:

Ian McCall is opening as the underdog against benivedez McCall is 2.89

Doesn't seem like a terrible flutter considering benivedez hasn't looked good his last few fights.

You mean like his last 19 fights where he only lost to current 125 and 135 lb champions?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Auntie Creepy might be looking for a divorce ABANDON SHIP!

Edit: drat goons, now I'm looking for a source.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jan 28, 2013

Paul Pot
Mar 4, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Auntie Creepy might be looking for a divorce ABANDON SHIP!

Edit: drat goons, now I'm looking for a source.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8aBX9W4H8M

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I feel like doing a Matt Riddle/Cub Swanson parlay just because it feels so wrong.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I won money betting on MMA today...

One Post Wonder
Dec 17, 2006
vurtvertvirtvyrtvort

Ty1990 posted:

I won money betting on MMA today...

Clearly you've got what it takes!

Keep us posted.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Ty1990 posted:

I won money betting on MMA today...

It doesn't count if you don't post your picks prior to the event so we can laugh when you eventually fail.

-Atom- fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Feb 18, 2013

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I feel like doing a Matt Riddle/Cub Swanson parlay just because it feels so wrong.

See, guys, this is why you should always bet on MMA.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I didnt bet on mma. Probably should have.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.
I always want to bet on MMA but I'm always too worried about giving money to a shady website. I want to know the odds on Machida winning by decision because that's the way it's going to go down.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Machida by decision is +109.

I'm going to put $10 on Machida by sub at +1070. That would be two free pay-per-views!

ForbiddenWonder
Feb 15, 2003

Grifter posted:

I always want to bet on MMA but I'm always too worried about giving money to a shady website. I want to know the odds on Machida winning by decision because that's the way it's going to go down.

5dimes.com betlegends.eu or bovada(ugh) are fine.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

One Post Wonder posted:

Clearly you've got what it takes!

Keep us posted.

You think? Seems like easy money for sure.




For the record I had a Te Huna/Barao parlay. I didn't post the picks because I never win betting on MMA and didn't see the point of getting laughed at.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Something for you all to laugh at to start your Friday:


quote:

Mixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline

Both must fight for action.

Bellator 90- West Valley City, Utah.

Shahbulat "Assassin" Shamhalaev +150.

Competitor: Rad Martinez

Risk $24.48 to win $36.42

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ty1990 posted:

Something for you all to laugh at to start your Friday:

Dude, don't bet against Rad :smith:

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
C'mon Newton!

2/21/13 3:06pm $5.00 to win $43.75 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Reduced Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +875* vs Muhammed Lawal
2/21/13 5:06am $15.00 to win $116.25 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Bellator Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +775* vs Muhammed Lawal

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

LobsterMobster posted:

Dude, don't bet against Rad :smith:

I'm a terrible person :(

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed

vainman posted:

C'mon Newton!

2/21/13 3:06pm $5.00 to win $43.75 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Reduced Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +875* vs Muhammed Lawal
2/21/13 5:06am $15.00 to win $116.25 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Bellator Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +775* vs Muhammed Lawal

lol

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

vainman posted:

C'mon Newton!

2/21/13 3:06pm $5.00 to win $43.75 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Reduced Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +875* vs Muhammed Lawal
2/21/13 5:06am $15.00 to win $116.25 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Bellator Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +775* vs Muhammed Lawal

You should bet more on MMA.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

vainman posted:

C'mon Newton!

2/21/13 3:06pm $5.00 to win $43.75 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Reduced Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +875* vs Muhammed Lawal
2/21/13 5:06am $15.00 to win $116.25 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Bellator Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +775* vs Muhammed Lawal

:smuggo:

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ty1990 posted:

I'm a terrible person :(

:smith:

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011


Not even kidding; I don't know if I've ever felt dirtier winning a bet.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

vainman posted:

C'mon Newton!

2/21/13 3:06pm $5.00 to win $43.75 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Reduced Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +875* vs Muhammed Lawal
2/21/13 5:06am $15.00 to win $116.25 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Bellator Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +775* vs Muhammed Lawal

:lol:

I love you

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

vainman posted:

C'mon Newton!

2/21/13 3:06pm $5.00 to win $43.75 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Reduced Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +875* vs Muhammed Lawal
2/21/13 5:06am $15.00 to win $116.25 Pending 2/21/13 11:30pm Bellator Fighting 2101 Emanuel Newton +775* vs Muhammed Lawal

After doing something similar with Serra/GSP 1 I went on a three year slide. BE WARNED!

Congrats too.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


jase1 please post

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


ok

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
$1 Lavar Johnson @ +120 (Always bet against Schaub)
$1 Robbie Lawler @ +350
$1 Menjivar @ +275 (I think this one is a legitimately good bet)
$1 Hendo @ +190

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

quote:


2 team parlay.


Urijah "The California Kid" Faber -400

Lyoto "The Dragon" Machida -235

Risk $70.00 to win $54.73




In before H Bomb.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
20 on Hendo

Fiver on Hendo/Liz parlay of champions

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
$5.00 to win $125.75 Pending 2/23/13 11:00pm Props Fighting 1231 Menjivar wins by submission +2515* vs Any other result
$15.00 to win $160.50 Pending 2/23/13 11:30pm Props Fighting 1131 Machida wins by submission +1070* vs Any other result

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Taking Hendo points handicap, Menjivar points handicap, Koscheck by decision, and Johnson by stoppage.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Where are you getting point handicaps?


VVVVVV Nice thanks. Point handicaps add a nice element to betting when close fights go the distance. I think you're onto something with the Menjivar bet. VVVVVVV

Ninja PD fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Feb 24, 2013

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
5Dimes - Props has them. Hendo is +3.5 @ -140, Menjivar is +3.5 @ +185.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Had 10 on Lawler at +350, wish I had put more down

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

JoeRules posted:

Taking Hendo points handicap, Menjivar points handicap, Koscheck by decision, and Johnson by stoppage.

Carry the torch! TO THE FUTURE!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Fentry posted:

Had 10 on Lawler at +350, wish I had put more down

Yeah, my Lawler bet covered my Hendo bet, and then some.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I really like Diego on Saturday, but want to parlay him with somebody. This card looks tough to call; what does everybody think? I'm leaning Diego/Stann.

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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Give me Wanderlei/Gomi or give me death!

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