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For the old thread, see here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3531828 WE ARE ONLY HERE FOR THE LAUGHS, DISCUSSING EXPLOITS/HAXX/DOXX WILL RESULT IN A BAN PER OZMA Do NOT threaten or intend to invite 4chan/Anon/Lulzsec or any of these groups. FOR CLARIFICATION: Do not post the personal information of troll targets, please edit your trolls accordingly, we are not out to ruin anyones lives. They can do that on their own Joe has made his appearance and left his mark upon the world, until further notice no more discussing him  Tea Party helps spread the word about the Dihydrogen Monoxide conspiracy in OUR tap water http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=22xi84nd8BA Enjoy "Welcome to the Tea Party Community...oh wait your black so we have to ban you." For those of you who don't know what the Tea Party is, the Tea Party is an ultra-right wing conservative movement prominent in American politics at the moment, its a bees nest of racism, homophobia, 'Traditional Family Values', and xenophobia, and they love their conspiracy theories and hate their black president. The Tea Party basically sprays and prays, labeling every media of any form as 'Liberal Biased' so when it came to Facebook, the conspiracy theories about Facebook erasing their posts and censoring them were rampant. Honestly, they just didn't realize that nobody wants to listen to their crap. FAQ What is the Tea Party? Wikipedia has an adequate description [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_movement]. The quick and dirty: The Tea Party is a right wing movement that gained nation-wide recognition for their hilarious platform and unrealistic demands around the time COMMUNIST OBAMA became president. On paper, they are for smaller government, lower taxes and ‘fiscal conservatism’. In reality, they really love their guns, dislike brown people and gays and *really* dislike people who don’t share their particular brand of Christianity. See this video for a basic rundown of what is wrong with the Tea Party and their ilk: http://youtu.be/lAjX2aiX3PM What is the Tea Party Community? The Tea Party Community is a Oh, and it costs $30,000 a month to run, all which is paid for by their community members through donations. Who coded it? Right now the Tea Party Community is using a heavily modified version of PHPFox with the Facebookish theme. Tim Selaty Jr has repeatedly mentioned a different version of the site is being written that they will move to at some point. Why did the last thread get closed? Because some idiot [link] discussed hacking the site. Talking about any kind of illegal activities in this thread is bannable. This includes [link to vivo’s post that got the first one closed] compromising the site, compromising other’s accounts and other such nonsense. This thread is more about the hilarity that ensues more than it is actual scheming of any kind. If you are interested in having a grand ol’ time with us, ask for a PM and we’ll hook you up with the IRC information if your account was created before Feb. 2013. Should I post about my deep cover troll? Keep in mind that TPC users are actively monitoring the thread, so if you give away too much information, you could blow your own cover. There are probably better places to discuss your deep cover, but there is no hard rule against it. This guy is trying to organise a militia! What should I do? Report them to the FBI How Do I Troll? Ever hear of low hanging fruit? I mean, we aren’t really dealing with the Internet’s most elite users. Pretty much anything that doesn’t fall lock-step with their ideals makes them upset. Some of the funniest content has come from people making ‘character’ accounts, (Dora the Explorer, Molly Pitcher, The Shrieking White Hot Sphere of Pure Rage). These however tend to get banned quite quickly.[citation needed] Getting banned quickly is not a bad thing though, with Stealthy and Tor recreating an account literally takes a few minutes. So don’t be shy, if it’s funny then do it. Part of the fun is getting these people to say the most pathetic things you can. Simply playing the part of a Tea Party member, but having one serious ‘character flaw’ will set them off and won’t set off enough red flags to earn you a ban. E.g. A fiscal conservative who hunts but happens to be gay. A middle-class white guy who loves Bush, hates Obama, but just happens to be Islamic. Racism is obviously rampant on the website, so be prepared for images comparing the Obamas to primates, etc. At this point, trolling as a racist isn’t even necessary, as the TPC generates enough on it’s own. But by “liking” these kinds of posts, as well as throwing some ignorant comments in there too, you will successfully be able to add a large group of friends. Subtle racism goes a long way towards becoming a more trusted member of the TPC, but be warned: more obvious attempts at racist trolling will blow your cover quickly. These people do not call black folks “niggers” directly anymore, they use coded language like: lazy, thugs, criminals, welfare, etc. The same goes for other ethnicities, to these people “mexican” and “muslim” are just as much sick-burns as any racial slur for these groups. Spamming porn and making fake gimmick accounts is funny for a while but another way to annoy the poo poo out of these people is to present them with facts and evidence that runs against everything they delude themselves into believing. Try getting yourself banned by simply posting as many easy-to-understand statistics and image memes proving the damage caused by conservative ideology as you can before you’re banned. Ideally we should work on making a collection of these images and stats easily downloadable to be posted easily from anywhere else on the internet. Be aware that TPC does use word filters on swear words and hate speech. For example, “gently caress” becomes “fudge”, “human being” becomes “gay person”. How to make successful long term deep cover account 1. Be a white person 2. Have a generic American name (Bob Davis, Amy Collins, Paul Guzda, etc) 3. Add friends slowly 4. Report to operators in IRC if your deep cover is successful. Alternatively, PM them in the IRC list below. Short Term Troll/Gimmick Ideas “Cured” homosexuals, porn stars, muslims, etc Attractive young conservative woman - rake in the friend requests and creepy PMs from old white dudes Fictional movie/book/video game characters Meta-horror manifestations Ronald Reagan I managed to make a deep cover account! Their name is-- No, don’t mention who it is in the thread. We. Are. Being. Watched. If you have deep cover accounts and useful intel come into the IRC channel or PM a prominent member. If you want a handler to check over your plans ask in the IRC. *Do not PM on TPC, they can search and read all PMs* to be continued. Rules For The Thread Use [timg][/timg] for screenshots. Do not mention the IRC details or any ongoing operations without permission Talking about compromising the site/user accounts is bannable. (not to mention illegal) No spamming gore IRC DO NOT MENTION ANY IRC DETAILS IN THE THREAD This has to be said multiple times but we are being watched by staff and users at TPC. If you want into the IRC or have interesting intel send a PM to one of the following people: - zylche - Lil Mama Im Sorry - Parallax Scroll - djw175 Any issues with SOROS direct deposits or late payments need to be brought to the attention of HR in IRC. Remember if you’re outside the US fill in your W-8BEN tax form. Contact HR for info on how to get your WIC card tied directly to your SOROS account. PEN-15 forms need to be completed by the Ides of March. Please allow up to two weeks to process payments in Bitcoins. Funny Users Staff: Tim Selaty Sr Tim Selaty Jr Pink Tea Patriot Very Active/Funny Users: Joe Jameson [Gonna hack SA pic] Michael Bowman [YELLING pic] [Maybe backstory on the yelling? He must yell because he has bad eyesight?] Eric Pipkin [My militia pic] Kim Thomas (liberals need a bullet to the head pic) Paul Gudza Blake B “Dr.” Sharon Schuetz Theme Song (Anthem?)  O brilliant and exalted leader O beloved Lord Soros Your glory radiates rays around the land Savior of peoples Democratic and free Passionate warrior hell-bent on destruction Of all things TEA O brilliant and exalted leader O beloved Lord Soros Like a golden lighthouse you shine our path Solemnly we march like a watch ticking in time We shall follow thee Lord Soros To victory or death! Long live our leader Hail, Hail, Lord Soros! Word Filters Regardless of the case of the initial word, the filtered word will always appear as shown. If it’s not the initial word, the filter misses it. 4chan => Jackie Chan Cum => semen oval office => Lovely Lady gently caress => fudge human being => gay person Faggots => gay people friend of the family => black person Niggers => black people Teabagger => Great Patriot Teabaggers => Fellow Patriots Teatard => tea partier We are the Soros Crew. Our goal is to troll Tea Party Community, a loving and family friendly (as long as your family isn't GAY or immigrant) community. Why? Because George Soros has decreed it so! George Soros is a radical marxist billionaire who uses his wealth to influence politics around the globe. Pledge of allegiance to Soros Δηλώνω υποταγή στη σημαία των κρατών της Heathen Soros, και στο αυταρχικό κομμουνιστικό καθεστώς για το οποίο έχει, ένα έθνος, κάτω από τον Αλλάχ, αδιαίρετη, με τις αμβλώσεις και το σοδομισμό για όλους. I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the Heathen States of Soros, and to the authoritarian communist regime for which it stands, one Nation under Allah, indivisible, with abortions and sodomy for all. Basic Rules We are only trolling TPC, to document both their massive racism, bigotry, and delightful demeanor. Feel free to make a random account at TPC, set yourself up as a generic white trash and spread the joy. Bait where you can, laugh where you will, and cringe at the hypocrisy! We have had trolls in place since the site opened. Semi-Serious Some of the people you may encounter will threaten you/urge you to commit suicide. Please take screenshots. SERIOUS If you see someone threatening violence against any person/elected official/police/military/Ethnic Group please report it promptly to: https://tips.fbi.gov/ Take their threats as serious, we all have. Report them and take screenshots for posterity. Tools of the Troll Trade Screenshots - http://getfireshot.com/ Screenshots - http://awesomescreenshot.com/ Proxies - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/stealthy/ Anonymox - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/anonymox/ Roll for Character! - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ao12bzy2JOJ1dHVzX2NnMm1xT1ZvQUVxdXpqNDV1U2c#gid=0 Memorial to the Fallen Troll -Diego and Dora -The Bees! -All the fallen djw175’s -BALL OF PURE RAGE -Echo Chamber -Fact Check -Bowmania and all the Bowman clones -Chief Keef and his permutations -Dipper Avatar and Michael Poeman. The two nicest debaters. -Lenin 2.0 -Weedlord Bonerhitler Turned TPC Members and their status -Yogi and Booboo (good person) -ButtonJ (a dick) -timselatyjr (a dick who owns the site) -Wet and ready (good person) [Independant troll, probably not TPC member] -Mafic Cloud - Status Unknown List of known TPC idiocy “Dr.” Sharon Schuetz Pink Tea Patriot and Sylly Wabbit using copyrighted material. “No debate or learning allowed on this site.jpg” Pink Tea Patriot “no muslims allowed on this site.jpg” Blocking Fact Check as a troll Michelle Obama is a monkey.jpg Reporting SA to the FBI for being so mean on the Internet The assholes we reported to the FBI (Eric Pipkin, etc.)? Literally calling for the suspension of religious freedoms for Muslims (a'la Nazi style) http://teapartysingles.webs.com/ Goon Collected Charts for Conservative Baiting http://imgur.com/a/Q6GKR/all OP WILL BE EXPANDED Op last updated: April 14, 2013 09:29PM CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Sep 28, 2013 |
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Wilford Brimley says "Tell your wife I said hello." No Condo Chat. Anything else we need to obfuscate or point out? Paradox Personified posted:Bypass the new GIF ban: Rename the file format from .gif to .png or .jpg. Remember, animated avatars don't show up in posts, but they do errywhere else. Let me know if any of that has changed. Paradox Personified fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Feb 26, 2013 |
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The fuckers banned me for being a polite Muslim. I only wanted to say that Islam isn't a religion of terrorism 
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Cowman posted:The fuckers banned me for being a polite Muslim. I only wanted to say that Islam isn't a religion of terrorism These are the fuckers that owned an anti-Islam hate site, so it's not that surprising.
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Cowman posted:The fuckers banned me for being a polite Muslim. I only wanted to say that Islam isn't a religion of terrorism Obviously you were lying through taqqiyya or whatever. Duh.
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Hail Soros! Here's to another 200+ pages of poe's law and Micheal Bowman's hat.
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TPC is the greatest MMORPG on the internet right now. Everyone should roll up a character and play. Thanks for the new thread!
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looking.glass.eyes posted:TPC is the greatest MMORPG on the internet right now. Everyone should roll up a character and play. Thanks for the new thread! What sort of rotation and spec would you suggest for a Weedlord?
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looking.glass.eyes posted:TPC is the greatest MMORPG on the internet right now. Everyone should roll up a character and play. Thanks for the new thread! Grinding up your racism is pretty hard right now but it's the best way to make friends.
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We need some pics in here of some TRUE BELIEVERS profiles. Lifted from the global wall, last week:  Comparing black people to gorillas/wookies isn't racist, nosiree.   Here we have a shitwizard posting pictures of Mohammed Atta saying "he used a box cutter, not a gun", while just a little further down the page he has a picture of Congress with the caption "YOU DON'T NEED A MANHUNT TO FIND DOMESTIC TERRORISTS"; one can form an educated guess on his true feelings.  And probably the best one of them all, the Doc Strange BANNED episode A choice quote, from mod3 (and the inspiration for the thread title): quote:TPC was developed for like-minded people. We do not want people here studying or trying to have a good debate. ... 
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Their banning system is atrocious. They let the trolls really gain a foothold before they do anything...
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SerSpook posted:What sort of rotation and spec would you suggest for a Weedlord? My primary is a rogue with +1 sarcasm. I rolled a secondary shaman that I have yet to put in to play. I don't actually play any MMO's and am just making things up
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HAIL SOROS! Seriously...this whole thing has been the most entertainment I've gotten out of the internet in a loooong time.
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Allah has willed a second TPC thread, praise be unto Him.
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The OP isn't kidding-- The site's moderators have straight-up come out and said that anyone attempting to encourage debate or anyone who has a Muslim-sounding name will be banned on sight. Yes, they really are that ignorant and racist. (edit: See Icon of Sin's post above) They will also censor or delete any train of discussion they feel threatens their authority or they just plain don't like. It's really remarkable and more people should get on board to see firsthand what a hilarious trainwreck these idiots have created.
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looking.glass.eyes posted:TPC is the greatest MMORPG on the internet right now. Everyone should roll up a character and play. Thanks for the new thread! CommieGIR posted:Roll for Character! - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ao12bzy2JOJ1dHVzX2NnMm1xT1ZvQUVxdXpqNDV1U2c#gid=0 You are welcome.
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looking.glass.eyes posted:TPC is the greatest MMORPG on the internet right now. Everyone should roll up a character and play. Thanks for the new thread! It really is a loving blast to play and everyone should jump in. Come up with a dumb gimmick for a character, say the most backwards ignorant poo poo you can think of, and watch as people not only believe you but agree with you.
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Hazo posted:The OP isn't kidding-- The site's moderators have straight-up come out and said that anyone attempting to encourage debate or anyone who has a Muslim-sounding name will be banned on sight. Like "Selaty"?
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Here's some new bigoted poo poo fresh off the news feed.
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Parallax Scroll posted:It really is a loving blast to play and everyone should jump in. Come up with a dumb gimmick for a character, say the most backwards ignorant poo poo you can think of, and watch as people not only believe you but agree with you. Which class will get nerfed in the next patch from Tim?
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Hazo posted:The OP isn't kidding-- The site's moderators have straight-up come out and said that anyone attempting to encourage debate or anyone who has a Muslim-sounding name will be banned on sight. Yes, they really are that ignorant and racist. (edit: See Icon of Sin's post above) This lets me post this image again.  For those not familiar with the name, this staffer is listed as married to Tim Selaty Sr., site admin. (Granted, I think it's a sockpuppet, but y'know still.)
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Hail Soros! Thank goodness for these threads; I can only spend so much time in there before my brain starts to melt. And there's no way I'm going in there from my phone; I'd be too tempted to toss it across the room.
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For quickie half-assed characters, this rather elderly page actually works pretty well with very minor modifications (e.g. roll 1d20 for racism &etc.) http://members.iinet.net.au/~rene1/realnpc.htm
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Some goodies from last thread. Teaches of Peaches posted:
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Once again I would like to add, do not, DO NOT make propaganda for them. I see too many people making ironic photoshops and laughing when it gets shared by people who take it at face value. I'm sure the Jews would take great comfort in knowing something like Der Ewige Jude was a tongue-in-cheek farce.  They are making enough stupidity on their own, don't be making it for them. Also OP can you add Zyclhe's Selaty URL info? Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Feb 26, 2013 |
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In as an immigrant black/jew/abortion doctor with a white wife and mixed kids.
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The Bible posted:In as an immigrant black/jew/abortion doctor with a white wife and mixed kids. You won't last very long in their world.
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I have new trolling idea in the works at the moment but I have not had the time to bring it all together.
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Teaches of Peaches posted:Some goodies from last thread. You forget the wonderous trolling by Janice White? For shame! Crawley Heat posted:RIP Janice is DEAD ComradeCosmobot fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Feb 26, 2013 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Once again I would like to add, do not, DO NOT make propaganda for them. I see too many people making ironic photoshops and laughing when it gets shared by people who take it at face value. I'm sure the Jews would take great comfort in knowing something like Der Ewige Jude was a tongue-in-cheek farce. What about things that could never be effective propaganda like the works of Hella Jefferson or if someone were to attribute inspirational quotes from someone like Harvey Milk to a conservative icon?
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Jason Sifford 3.0 couldn't even get one post off before I was banned again. Though I told them I would be back after the second time so they were probably waiting for me.
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I love their "Troll warning" posts (now, really? someone posting porn is trolling?!) and the troll gif, which I won't post here since it's more annoying than any troll.
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As requested Selaty's list of registered domains. And a quote of some of my favourites:zylche posted:xn--sx-t7a.com Created: 2009-01-18 Expires: 2014-01-18 Last Update: 2013-01-15 Actual Name: Sȇx.com  Want IRC access? Contact one of us
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Tim Selaty - tell us about .... drunksgonewild.com and Sȇx.com! [Thread deleted]  
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Hazo posted:Thanks, I couldn't find this in time to post it. Does anyone have the post from Selaty Sr. saying Islamic-sounding names will be banned, as well as the post from the guy who wants to gun down gay soldiers? Might as well get as much of the horrible stuff out on the first page as we can so newcomers can see what kind of broken people we're dealing with. Pinky is also Mrs. Selaty, in case someone missed that.
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Requesting Conservative Furry or Iraq War Vet Furry for the roll table.
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Icon Of Sin posted:Lifted from the global wall, last week: Just wanted to point out that in this cartoon, Islam is pressing down on the gun's hammer, thus preventing it from striking the firing pin and actually firing. And that character table is a thing of beauty.
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