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Hollis posted:The only nitpick I had about that issue was Spider Man picking him up BY THE HEAD. Like seriously that would just kill him. Maybe the Wizard managed to compress and fit his ridiculously over-sized helmet into Clone's...Lord Bentley's...skull for protection.
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Hollis posted:The only nitpick I had about that issue was Spider Man picking him up BY THE HEAD. Like seriously that would just kill him. Guy has held back for years. Doc learned this by punching the jaw off someone so I think he picked up on the "you're really stupid strong now" aspect of being Spidey. His page with the FF was amazing. Lang's "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh no" should be here.
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Mar 1, 2013 14:30
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No he means, picking someone up by the head like that would kill them. Thankfully this is less true in children.
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Mar 1, 2013 14:58
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I'm vaguely sure I remember picking my little brother up by the head when he was about five or six or something and he is still very much alive, so I'm sure the kid would be fine.
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Cuchulain posted:No he means, picking someone up by the head like that would kill them. It's not true for adults either. In a hanging the condemned either die from suffocation or only if the rope is long enough to let them build up speed first, a snapped neck.
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:It's not true for adults either. In a hanging the condemned either die from suffocation or only if the rope is long enough to let them build up speed first, a snapped neck. Or a ripped off head. Content Hellboy in Mexico 
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Mar 1, 2013 16:35
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Your neck and your head are different things.
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Mar 1, 2013 16:37
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Also a radioactive spider bite wouldn't give you the powers of a spider! Immersion ruined!
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Mar 1, 2013 17:42
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Cuchulain posted:No he means, picking someone up by the head like that would kill them. I realize lots of comic artists don't know much about anatomy, but I'm starting to think comic fans know even less.
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Mar 1, 2013 17:43
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Uthor posted:Spidey is great with children. The overlooked gem: "Sadly, my pacifist nature precludes me from babysitting." 
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bobkatt013 posted:Or a ripped off head. I hope that's Numero Cinco and they're about to go beat up El Diablo Robotico.
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bobkatt013 posted:Content That's a funny panel out of context, but once you know how Hellboy in Mexico ends, it's just sad. 
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Mar 2, 2013 14:50
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Mar 3, 2013 03:07
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Thats the Beyonder from Secret Wars II. Welp.
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Mar 3, 2013 03:13
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Secret Wars II, a series best left unremembered. CURSES, SYNTHORANGE! 
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I've been reading Erik Larsen's run on Amazing and while there's probably funnier panels, this unintentional bit started cracking me up. For context, Peter thinks Aunt May is dying when he overhears a doctor on the phone, but it's actually May's handicapped fiancee Nathan. Nathan's a grouch, but May loves him. From ASM #326:  Again, from ASM #330:  And again, in ASM #334:  To be fair, I think it's just that readers weren't supposed to read six months worth of stories in a day, but by the third time it cracked me up. Also from the same era: ASM #331, wherein the Punisher and Spidey track down an evil military school commandant:  Also, Flash and Felicia dress like it's the early 1990's (ASM #337): 
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404GoonNotFound posted:Secret Wars II, a series best left unremembered. I have the omnibus and you are making me want to get it out and start posting random pages.
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laz0rbeak posted:Also, Flash and Felicia dress like it's the early 1990's (ASM #337): I wouldn't be surprised if the thugs are inspired from a music band.
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I think that's Meat Loaf and Slash.
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Matlock posted:I think that's Meat Loaf and Slash. The blonde is Glenn Danzig, you can tell by the height. The guy in the skull t-shirt is Michael Jackson being incognito.
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laz0rbeak posted:And again, in ASM #334: Holy poo poo, Mary Jane is lookin' rough without makeup. VVV: No, it's a reference to "I think that face art looks like crap". I was unaware of any controversy. TwoPair fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Mar 3, 2013 |
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TwoPair posted:Holy poo poo, Mary Jane is lookin' rough without makeup. I really hope that's a reference to the current ridiculous controversy surrounding the ASM2 set pictures of Shailene Woodley.
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laz0rbeak posted:I've been reading Erik Larsen's run on Amazing and while there's probably funnier panels, this unintentional bit started cracking me up. Was it Liefeld or Todd who drew these monstrosities?
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Was it Liefeld or Todd who drew these monstrosities? Maybe it was Larsen 
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feedmyleg posted:I really hope that's a reference to the current ridiculous controversy surrounding the ASM2 set pictures of Shailene Woodley. This is the best reference to real life events This was a statue that marvel created  Thunderbolts Breaking Point 
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laz0rbeak posted:
To be fair, it was the early '90s.
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Matlock posted:I think that's Meat Loaf and Slash. Dude on the far right looks like Joey Ramone.
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laz0rbeak posted:Also, Flash and Felicia dress like it's the early 1990's (ASM #337): Flash in zoobas is the best thing.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Was it Liefeld or Todd who drew these monstrosities? Look at all those feet, that's clearly not Liefield.
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Practical Demon posted:Flash in zoobas is the best thing. I'm guessing you mean Zubaz don't feel bad though I only know how it's spelled because Eddie Brock once forced the symbiote to become a pair and the artist wrote the name on the pants just to make sure everyone knew.
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TwoPair posted:Savage Wolverine #2: Shanna & Wolverine, BFFs. Also featuring meta-humor! 
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SirDan3k posted:I'm guessing you mean Zubaz don't feel bad though I only know how it's spelled because Eddie Brock once forced the symbiote to become a pair and the artist wrote the name on the pants just to make sure everyone knew. Serves me right for going by Google's auto search complete and not actually searching. And that may be the cruelest thing Eddie has ever done.
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SirDan3k posted:I'm guessing you mean Zubaz don't feel bad though I only know how it's spelled because Eddie Brock once forced the symbiote to become a pair and the artist wrote the name on the pants just to make sure everyone knew.  Venom: Funeral Pyre #1. I wonder if there are any panels of Mac Gargan in Zubaz.
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bobkatt013 posted:He also can give you the best Valentine Day presents.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Was it Liefeld or Todd who drew these monstrosities? Larsen's art is cartoony and it does suffer a bit from being published in 1990 as Jim Lee and McFarlane's styles were dominating the company, but "monstrosities"? His art is really fun on Amazing! I especially like his cartoon-y take on Ditko's style in his Sinister Six storyline. That's not to say that his panel of Flash Thompson wearing Zubaz isn't hilarious. I have no idea where Flash and Felicia were coming from or going to dressed like that.
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Baron Bifford posted:This panel never really made sense to me. Psychopaths sometimes profess to deeply love somebody they seriously abuse, but this is because they don't really understand what "love" means. If true love and anguish hold some sort of supernatural power (this is a comic book) then these netherdemons aren't really getting what they asked for. Doom isn't a psychopath. HE IS DOOM!
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Baron Bifford posted:This panel never really made sense to me. Psychopaths sometimes profess to deeply love somebody they seriously abuse, but this is because they don't really understand what "love" means. If true love and anguish hold some sort of supernatural power (this is a comic book) then these netherdemons aren't really getting what they asked for.
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Veotax posted:Saw this one on imgur. Well now I can't help but hear Green Arrow's voice as Cyril's from Archer.  Ultimate Civil War: Spider-Ham is the source, I think.
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Baron Bifford posted:This panel never really made sense to me. Psychopaths sometimes profess to deeply love somebody they seriously abuse, but this is because they don't really understand what "love" means. If true love and anguish hold some sort of supernatural power (this is a comic book) then these netherdemons aren't really getting what they asked for. It was also out of character in general and kindof a lovely storyline. You can't have it all, but you CAN have nothing!
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MinionOfCthulhu posted:Well now I can't help but hear Green Arrow's voice as Cyril's from Archer.
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