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Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face

Lipstick Apathy
edit: someone literally made this exact post, never mind

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AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

404GoonNotFound posted:

Steen you heartless bastard!
Everyone knows the stock 3DS only has like 4 hours of battery life!

thats only if you leave the 3d on and the lights set to 5.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


AkumaHokoru posted:

thats only if you leave the 3d on and the lights set to 5.

Also wifi. Turn all that poo poo off and the thing lasts so much longer.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
I wouldn't know, I got one of those 10 dollar Nyko superbatteries that lasts all drat day with everything on.

I guess what I'm saying is... Owen Steen should've gotten an XL instead?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Zeb Colter is really great on Twitter.

Zeb Colter posted:

THE PILGRIMS DIDN'T LEARN THE INDIAN LANGUAGE BECAUSE THE INDIANS DIDN'T KNOW IT THEMSELVES. NEVER HEARD OF A BEST SELLING BOOK...IN CHOCTAW

Zeb Colter posted:

@oniscastillo Lo siento, amigo. Who cares if you're offended. REAL AMERICANS SHOULD BE THE ONES WHO ARE OFFENDED. SILENCIO.

Zeb Colter posted:

@RiaCorazon_luv I said nothing about LEGAL IMMIGRANTS, its the ILLEGAL ONES I'm talking about. PAY ATTENTION YOU DRIP.

Zeb Colter posted:

@OMGeeItsJulia1D Julia, were you dropped on your head as a child or are you just naturally ugly? I've seen better faces on an iodine bottle

Zeb Colter posted:

@droopster_luis WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, YOU TWITHEAD?

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

404GoonNotFound posted:

I wouldn't know, I got one of those 10 dollar Nyko superbatteries that lasts all drat day with everything on.

I guess what I'm saying is... Owen Steen should've gotten an XL instead?

Wait, so the newer 3DS runs on normal batteries? I need to do a trade in then.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Dolph Ziggler Q&A posted:

what's your favorite submission move ?

a @mikethemiz promo

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

Bard Maddox posted:

Zeb Colter is really great on Twitter.

Wow, it's amazingly accurate.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

I guess everyone really does hate Miz, huh

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.
Dolph has a totally legitimate reason to be mad at the Miz though, doesn't he? Wasn't he supposed to get a Face Push with Flair and they gave it to Miz instead?

I can totally see him being upset about that.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Flare_knight posted:

Dolph has a totally legitimate reason to be mad at the Miz though, doesn't he? Wasn't he supposed to get a Face Push with Flair and they gave it to Miz instead?

I can totally see him being upset about that.

I don't think I ever saw that reported outside of fantasy booking and speculation.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Gaylord Plower posted:

I don't think I ever saw that reported outside of fantasy booking and speculation.

really?

My bad then.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
The fact that Miz's favorite comedian is Dane Cook was the last straw in making me remove myself from the Miz as much as possible.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

89 posted:

The fact that Miz's favorite comedian is Dane Cook was the last straw in making me remove myself from the Miz as much as possible.
And that he gets along so well with Corey Ledesma. My god, the SMUGNESS...

Supposedly, Kevin Dunn is a Miz fan so take that for what it's worth...

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Perigryn posted:

And that he gets along so well with Corey Ledesma. My god, the SMUGNESS...

Supposedly, Kevin Dunn is a Miz fan so take that for what it's worth...

To the degree that he refused to debut Miz as a heel because he thought Miz was "too good looking" and the crowd wouldn't buy it.

Right. Because there's never been ANY successful pretty boy heels in wrestling. And that's assuming one even cottons to the idea that Miz is a good looking guy.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

89 posted:

The fact that Miz's favorite comedian is Dane Cook was the last straw in making me remove myself from the Miz as much as possible.

Could be worse.

Could be Carlos Mencia.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Corey Graves posted:

‏@WWEGraves
I wish wrestlers had the equivalent of "jamming," like musicians do. When we get together w/ old friends, we just end up burying everything.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

"Hey, David!"

*suplexes dude onto table*

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Joseph Park posted:

Not biting on this rib tonight. Boys said there are "rats" in the bar. I ordered take out instead to celebrate my #Lockdown victory.

Joseph is amazing.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Poor Young Bucks

quote:

Colt Cabana ‏@ColtCabana

I'm trying to raise $25,000 to get a certain wrestling move banned from indie wrestling. Help donate over at http://superkickstarter.com

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Big E Langston posted:

Never trust a man with two first names...or miss an opportunity to leave him laying. @WWEDanielBryan #RAW

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Big E vs Mark Henry for Wrestlemania

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
This is a match I'd pay to see on PPV

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Curt Hawkins posted:

I can't believe @ZackRyder & I survived this. Ouch. #tbt http://instagr.am/p/W2WJ9bS7nV/

I don't think Curt meant this with the dark undertones I'm reading.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Paul Heyman @HeymanHustle
"RT: @REALBully5150 Never needed a "plant" to start a riot. Just ask @HeymanHustle" I cant comment based on the 237 lawsuits still pending

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

A.J. ‏@WWEAJLee
Whoa. Ambrose, Reigns, and Kaitlyn look pretty pissed.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Kifisonfire posted:

A.J. ‏@WWEAJLee
Whoa. Ambrose, Reigns, and Kaitlyn look pretty pissed.

Oh my god that's great.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


RealJackSwagger posted:

Don't be surprised if you see me drive this to the ring for Mania!!! #JackSwaggersAmerica #WethePeople #BIGRIG

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Kifisonfire posted:

A.J. ‏@WWEAJLee
Whoa. Ambrose, Reigns, and Kaitlyn look pretty pissed.

I laughed at this. You all should laugh at this too.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

fart blood posted:

I laughed at this. You all should laugh at this too.

Was this a Smackdown thing? I didn't see it and I don't get it. :(

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Mayo and Catsup posted:

Was this a Smackdown thing? I didn't see it and I don't get it. :(

Kaitlyn and Seth have the same hair

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Mayo and Catsup posted:

Was this a Smackdown thing? I didn't see it and I don't get it. :(




e: beaten :(

RudoReels
Feb 21, 2013

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Memento1979 posted:

I love how Hornswoggle kept calling Colt out on his language, and calling him Sir. I had no idea how bad Hornswoggle had it when he was a kid, pretty incredible how far he's come.

That really was a great episode. Hope everyone listens to it. I feel bad for ever hating 'Swoggle. Do I want him on my TV? Not really...but to see a guy living his dream as a legit wrestling fan, I've grown to be happy for the guy. So... he can stick around. :p

(Ps, I know I'm replying to an old post.. I haven't been around in some time... hah)


Paul Bearer coincidence was interesting. Oops

RudoReels fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Mar 17, 2013

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


They should repurpose the Lex Express for Jack Swagger.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Has anybody here noticed Prince Devitt on twitter lately?

Some gems:




quote:

@Suzuki_D_minoru im a reeeeeeeeeeeeal shooter!

quote:

@herocaptainnjpw when i take your mask im going to use it as toilet paper!

quote:

@LanceHoyt i saw you at breakfast today, eating Rice Krispies??? REAL men dont eat Rice Krispies! You lucky i didnt beat you up right there!

quote:

@njpw1972 stop tweeting in Japanese! No one understands!!

quote:

@tanahashi1_100 hey fancy pants! How is your air guitar? I'm going to get a real guitar like Double J Jeff jarrett and smash it on your head

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Now I just want to see Devitt sell an El Kabong with an air guitar from Tanahashi.

And not even Devitt has the balls to harass Nakamura.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
I feel like taunting Minoru Suzuki over the internet would lead to emerging unawares from the restroom and walking straight into a piledriver, or at the very least a slap.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Solomonic posted:

I feel like taunting Minoru Suzuki over the internet would lead to emerging unawares from the restroom and walking straight into a piledriver, or at the very least a slap.

Could be worse. Could have insulted Makabe. That's a sure-fire way to catch a chain upside the head when you least expect it.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.



I want to just compile everything he's posted since the 41st Anniversary show because it's all been gold. Here's some more from tonight.

@FergalDevitt posted:

I wish Tiger Mask was on twitter, so I could tell him I'm going to give him a Zinedine Zidane style headbutt! About time someone done it!

@takam777 every time I hear your entrance music 'taka is coming'... I picture you and @taichi0319 having sexy time!

@njpw1972 blah blah blah.... I don't understand your tweets!! Don't make me come to the office and round house kick the main frame computer

@tanahashi1_100 if you ever try give me a high fly flow again i will stand up and punch you in the d*ck!

@LanceHoyt ... the @njpw1972 bus is just behind you..I hope you have your seat belt on lance! (accompanied by a picture of a giraffe in a pick-up truck)

Basically Devitt's poo poo talking literally everyone on the roster and it's glorious. Also earlier him, Anderson and Tensai were talking poo poo about YOSHI-HASHI falling asleep whenever the bill arrived in restaurants.

Basically follow the New Japan guys on Twitter is what we're saying.

EDIT

VogeGandire posted:

Could be worse. Could have insulted Makabe. That's a sure-fire way to catch a chain upside the head when you least expect it.

@FergalDevitt posted:

@GBH_makabe how many ice creams did you eat today?

njsykora fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Mar 18, 2013

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RudoReels
Feb 21, 2013

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Started following Devitt last night too. Hilarious stuff.

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