Terrible Car Stuff - Ah yes lets put the known home wrecker in charge of our polycule

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Cenodoxus: Mar 29, 2012; while [[ true ]] ; do
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Budget Monty posted:

That reminds me of this gem that I was able to snag a few pics of the other day...

Wow. I always assumed the stock PT was the ugliest it could ever get. Don't let Chrysler get their hands on those pictures, they might turn it into a factory option.

Hey, it's even got the "gently caress the guy to my right" parking job going on, too.

# ? Mar 17, 2013 19:55

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:34

Zeether: Aug 26, 2011

I'm sorry, I can't say anything about this aside from "have fun peeling off all of the bumper stickers if you have to sell it"

# ? Mar 17, 2013 22:01

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Cenodoxus posted:

Wow. I always assumed the stock PT was the ugliest it could ever get. Don't let Chrysler get their hands on those pictures, they might turn it into a factory option.

Hey, it's even got the "gently caress the guy to my right" parking job going on, too.

Haha, they wouldn't even make it optional. That right there would all be standard. :v:

# ? Mar 17, 2013 22:36

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

The worst part is the car seat in the back.

# ? Mar 17, 2013 22:42

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

I don't get it, does she just gently caress the air with it or something? Shaking and thrusting with a rubber dong just flapping around on her pubis while she goes "vroom vroooooom"?

# ? Mar 17, 2013 22:57

Cenodoxus: Mar 29, 2012; while [[ true ]] ; do
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Zeether posted:

I'm sorry, I can't say anything about this aside from "have fun peeling off all of the bumper stickers if you have to sell it"

I'd be more concerned about the full-frontal-nude mural of Ayn Rand on the back hatch.

# ? Mar 17, 2013 23:16

General_Failure: Apr 17, 2005

Linedance posted:

I don't get it, does she just gently caress the air with it or something? Shaking and thrusting with a rubber dong just flapping around on her pubis while she goes "vroom vroooooom"?

You make a valid point. The phrasing is a little confusing at best.

# ? Mar 17, 2013 23:20

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

Art car?

I like the doors. Well, the idea of them at least.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 00:00

Cenodoxus: Mar 29, 2012; while [[ true ]] ; do
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88h88 posted:

Art car?

I like the doors. Well, the idea of them at least.

Seeing that steering wheel extended about 3 feet straight into the driver's face reminds me of gigantic monkey bars on motorcycles, and fills me with instant contempt.

I'm ashamed to admit that I like the winter camo pattern on the rear bumper, but other than that it looks like a chav-mobile.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 00:11

Faerunner: Dec 31, 2007

"Ape hangers"

# ? Mar 18, 2013 00:21

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

88h88 posted:

Art car?

I like the doors. Well, the idea of them at least.

I can't wait till he has an accident and his head gets impaled upon that steering column.

This is downright terrible.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Mar 18, 2013

# ? Mar 18, 2013 00:23

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Sometimes I have bad dreams where I am sitting in the back seat of the car and I am afraid I am going to crash because I can't see the road or control the car very well. Maybe this guy had the same fear and just extended the controls to the back seat.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 01:33

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

CommieGIR posted:

This is downright terrible.

"art car"

# ? Mar 18, 2013 03:29

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

CommieGIR posted:

I can't wait till he has an accident and his head gets impaled upon that steering column.

This is downright terrible.

Or gets T-boned and smushed into the opposite door because he hacked off the B-pillar.

SaNChEzZ posted:

I once saw a Protege in my apartment complex that had a vajazzle flower design pasted to the trunk lid.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 03:39

Astroman: Apr 8, 2001

CharlesM posted:

Sometimes I have bad dreams where I am sitting in the back seat of the car and I am afraid I am going to crash because I can't see the road or control the car very well. Maybe this guy had the same fear and just extended the controls to the back seat.

Holy poo poo, me too? :aaaaa:

I wonder if this is a common modern anxiety dream?

# ? Mar 18, 2013 04:08

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Astroman posted:

Holy poo poo, me too?

I wonder if this is a common modern anxiety dream?

I have that dream too.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 04:19

DJ Commie: Feb 29, 2004; Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

Zeether posted:

I'm sorry, I can't say anything about this aside from "have fun peeling off all of the bumper stickers if you have to sell it"

I absolutely guarantee this person doesn't understand marginal tax rates.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 04:20

Deeters: Aug 21, 2007

Astroman posted:

Holy poo poo, me too?

I wonder if this is a common modern anxiety dream?

I had those dreams for a long time before I ever drove, and then they mostly stopped once I had my license.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 04:22

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
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Astroman posted:

Holy poo poo, me too?

I wonder if this is a common modern anxiety dream?

I usually have one where the brakes on my car suddenly become completely ineffective :ohdear:

# ? Mar 18, 2013 09:02

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

I thought Cletus would have a rusty truck or something

# ? Mar 18, 2013 09:13

General_Failure: Apr 17, 2005

Humphreys posted:

I thought Cletus would have a rusty truck or something

Where else but Queensland?

Also you have a bonus stick figure family in the photo.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 11:45

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

General_Failure posted:

Where else but Queensland?

Also you have a bonus stick figure family in the photo.

Stick Figure Families are annoying. A guy at work has a zombie family sticker set and thinks it's the best thing ever. I'll take a pic when I remember.

Content:

# ? Mar 18, 2013 12:06

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Humphreys posted:

Every part of me says to hate those horrible little cars, but I just can't. They're too adorable :allears:

Look, a ute version:

Adorable!

# ? Mar 18, 2013 13:14

TobyObi: Mar 7, 2005; Ain't nobody Obi like Toby ;)

Humphreys posted:

I thought Cletus would have a rusty truck or something

It's a weird feeling looking at a photo and knowing exactly where it was taken.

I guess what I'm saying is, I'm not surprised that Rockhampton has terrible car stuff.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 13:36

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

"Si" for "Saturn Ion". Obviously :colbert:

100hp gain right here

# ? Mar 18, 2013 15:18

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Zeether posted:

I'm sorry, I can't say anything about this aside from "have fun peeling off all of the bumper stickers if you have to sell it"

I saw someone with a Romney/Ryan sticker but the y in Ryan was gone. I couldn't decide if it was intentional or not. I was leaning toward not.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 15:22

Cenodoxus: Mar 29, 2012; while [[ true ]] ; do
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Gorilla Salad posted:

Every part of me says to hate those horrible little cars, but I just can't. They're too adorable

Look, a ute version:

Adorable!

This is ~~probably~~ the ugliest thing I've seen all year. If this is actually a thing, it needs to die a slow and horrible death.

Bonus points if anyone ever attaches one of these to haul their six bags of groceries that won't fit in the trunk and it breaks loose in the middle of rush-hour traffic.

Tusen Takk posted:

100hp gain right here

Is that airbrushed or did somebody key the hood?

# ? Mar 18, 2013 15:26

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Cenodoxus posted:

Is that airbrushed or did somebody key the hood?

Looks like the Autozone tribal sticker pizzazzo's.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 16:40

Dave Inc.: Nov 26, 2007; Let's have a drink!

88h88 posted:

Art car?

I like the doors. Well, the idea of them at least.

I have to love it for the wood blocks (I think?) on the pedals.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 17:03

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Zeether posted:

I'm sorry, I can't say anything about this aside from "have fun peeling off all of the bumper stickers if you have to sell it"

The harder part will be finding a buyer willing to make payment in bars of silver/gold/buttcoins.

# ? Mar 18, 2013 19:13

Spades: Sep 18, 2011

88h88 posted:

Art car?

I like the doors. Well, the idea of them at least.

Are those Porsche teledials?

gently caress everything

# ? Mar 18, 2013 22:39

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
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Tusen Takk posted:

"Si" for "Saturn Ion". Obviously

MY EYES

How the gently caress could anybody think this was a good idea?

# ? Mar 19, 2013 03:20

Queen_Combat: Jan 15, 2011

Every time I would drive that, I'd look at the passenger dashboard whenever I had a yes/no question in mind.

"Should I run down this Corsica?"

"Si"

"All right, then."

# ? Mar 19, 2013 03:22

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I just now noticed the upsidedown steering wheel.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 03:27

opengl: Sep 16, 2010

some texas redneck posted:

MY EYES

How the gently caress could anybody think this was a good idea?

You must not remember ricers circa :rice:

Playskool colored interiors ahoy!

# ? Mar 19, 2013 03:36

GOD IS BED: Jun 17, 2010; ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON; College Slice

Zeether posted:

I'm sorry, I can't say anything about this aside from "have fun peeling off all of the bumper stickers if you have to sell it"

Hey Funkytown buddy!

Here's another Fort Worth monstrosity:

GOD IS BED fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Mar 19, 2013

# ? Mar 19, 2013 03:47

General_Failure: Apr 17, 2005

GOD IS BED posted:

So what is that? I instantly thought of the "Perennial" from GTA3 but have no idea beyond that.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 04:41

Cenodoxus: Mar 29, 2012; while [[ true ]] ; do
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GOD IS BED posted:

This has to be some kind of gimmick. At my university a few years back, you could take a sledgehammer to an old junker painted with our rival's team colors and logo for a dollar per swing. I imagine somewhere in the US there's got to be a "Slap a libertarian bumper sticker on an SUV" charity drive making the rounds.

# ? Mar 19, 2013 04:49

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

GOD IS BED posted:

Here's another Fort Worth monstrosity:

General_Failure posted:

So what is that? I instantly thought of the "Perennial" from GTA3 but have no idea beyond that.

Not really a monstrosity as it is a stock Checker Aerobus that was merely an extended Checker cab used to shuttle passengers at airports and the like.

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Cenodoxus: Mar 29, 2012; while [[ true ]] ; do
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You Are A Elf posted:

Not really a monstrosity as it is a stock Checker Aerobus that was merely an extended Checker cab used to shuttle passengers at airports and the like.

I thought that looked awfully familiar.

At Miami International Airport, from Catch Me If You Can (2002)

# ? Mar 19, 2013 05:29

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