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Why is the guy bright pink? Is he actually a minion of Satan, and is burning up in the sun?
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The other day I overheard a little kid ask his mom if Jesus was going to bring the dinosaurs back when he remakes the world.
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Poopelyse posted:The other day I overheard a little kid ask his mom if Jesus was going to bring the dinosaurs back when he remakes the world. Didn't I read somewhere on SA that some Christians think dinosaurs were killed by God because they were gay or something?
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:Didn't I read somewhere on SA that some Christians think dinosaurs were killed by God because they were gay or something? Yes 
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Holy crap, gay serial killer satanist dinosaurs. THAT'S SO FUCKIN METAL 
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Homoagogo posted:Holy crap, gay serial killer satanist dinosaurs. THAT'S SO FUCKIN METAL A goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
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There's just no way this is real. I. no. god
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This feels like christwire, but you can never be sure....
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All I can find reverse image searching it is humor websites posting it and gay/LGBT forums making fun of it, I think it's a joke.
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"Godless serpentine sodomite serial killer behemoth" is probably the most accurate description of dinosaurs I have heard.
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socilest butthomo posted:"Godless serpentine sodomite serial killer behemoth" is probably the most accurate description of dinosaurs I have heard. I want that on my goddamn tombstone.
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Jesus really gets around. This just popped up on Pravda:  "I'M JESUS CHRIST, RETURNED TO..." Blam! Blam! Blam!
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Brother Jonathan posted:"I'M JESUS CHRIST, RETURNED TO..." Blam! Blam! Blam! Yeah, some things never change.
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Huntersoninski posted:American flag stripes on your truck, huh, guy? Reminds me of  
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Nostrum posted:Reminds me of  it's like...roadkill. Like she was sorta just laying in the road and...got flattened? 
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She's missing the wheels.
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Nostrum posted:Reminds me of Mmmm, Demver.. I'd like to visit Demver someday. Also re: gay dinosaurs, I wonder what "radical homosexuality" is, all I can think of is buttfucking on a skateboard? But not smiling or thumbs up or anything, just buttsex on a plank.
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EvangeliKal-El posted:This was taped to my front door when I got home the other day. I edited it appropriately. Look at that menagerie of minorities. Whoa, I found this on my fridge last week. My mom is a Jehova's Witness, and she put it there when she came over or something. Its an ad for The Memorial of Jesus' death (Extremely similar to Jewish Passover), which is a pretty big deal to Jehovas, because its the only holiday they are allowed to celebrate. Sorry for the unfunny derail.
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Observe Me posted:Whoa, I found this on my fridge last week. My mom is a Jehova's Witness, and she put it there when she came over or something. Its an ad for The Memorial of Jesus' death (Extremely similar to Jewish Passover), which is a pretty big deal to Jehovas, because its the only holiday they are allowed to celebrate. Sorry for the unfunny derail. Wait. Whoa. They celebrate only one holiday, and they make it the day he dies and not, say, the day he comes back to life? Isn't that the most important thing for Christians? It seems like they're just trying too hard to be the Debbie Downers of Christian sects.
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Observe Me posted:Whoa, I found this on my fridge last week. My mom is a Jehova's Witness, and she put it there when she came over or something. Its an ad for The Memorial of Jesus' death (Extremely similar to Jewish Passover), which is a pretty big deal to Jehovas, because its the only holiday they are allowed to celebrate. Sorry for the unfunny derail. It's also the time they offer up their own version of communion wafers and wine despite the fact that they hate Catholics. Don't actually eat the crackers, though, or they'll seriously get pissed. *edit* Sorry to continue the derail, but it's a fair warning. JWs will get really mad if you eat their Jesus crackers, and they don't bother mentioning that in the brochure.
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Nostrum posted:Reminds me of That's pretty good. I also like the sticky note because he ran out of room.
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Ninkasi Brewing in Eugene, OR. I've been seeing this on the shelves but it's like $9 for a 6 pack so I haven't tried it yet.
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Mar 24, 2013 02:23
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Good stuff. Whenever I see it in my fridge I headbang for no apparent reason.
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bobthedinosaur posted:Good stuff. Whenever I see it in my fridge I headbang for no apparent reason. I would, too.
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I found this picture of a cat in a CVS in Key West, for sale for like $25: 
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I hope you bought it. That's totally worth $25. Radical homosexuality, as opposed to mainstream homosexuality, which Christians are perfectly fine with! Darkman Fanpage has a new favorite as of 04:34 on Mar 24, 2013 |
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Is mainstream homosexuality just 24/7 glory holes and truck stop hookups? Tapping your wide stance under men's room stalls? You know, shameful and in the closet like god intended. But these Radical Homosexuals want to be gay in public, by holding hands and getting married and stuff...
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Radical homosexuality is when you blow a ninja turtle I think.
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zVxTeflon posted:Radical homosexuality is when you blow a ninja turtle I think. You, sir, are awesome.
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Do a 360 dickflip.
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Skeleton Ape posted:Ninkasi Brewing in Eugene, OR. I've been seeing this on the shelves but it's like $9 for a 6 pack so I haven't tried it yet. It's a fantastic brewery and I really like their normal Total Domination IPA.
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Glottis posted:There's just no way this is real. I. no. god It's not real. The dinosaurs were most likely made extinct by an impact event.
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Caufman posted:It's not real. I'll say! 
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Someone explained this by saying that this sheep's species often grows two sets of horns. It's pretty obvious though, that it is in fact literally The Morningstar, Father of Lies, Satan Himself. Well, maybe not, but this sheep is pretty metal.
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