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Guido van Possum: Apr 7, 2012; by T. Finninho

PipeRifle posted:

I was getting in my car and Reuben was in the window and someone was walking by on the street with a kid and the kid said "LOOK AT THAT MEAN OLD KITTY" and I yelled HE'S NOT MEAN OR OLD HE'S JUST SCRUFFY and the lady hurried her kid away without saying anything else

Then I went back and booped Reuben through the window

owned

# ? Mar 26, 2013 19:00

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# ? May 18, 2024 10:22

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

He's not mean he's just misunderstood, also he bites

# ? Mar 26, 2013 19:19

sports: Sep 1, 2012

every catte is an rear end in a top hat to humans except for the 30 or so beings that walk the face of the earth that just happen to be the ones the catte can get along with

# ? Mar 26, 2013 19:25

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

I prefer to think of every cat as my friend. Makes them more friendly.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 19:26

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2013 19:45

almostkorean: Jul 9, 2001; eeeeeeeee

# ? Mar 26, 2013 19:47

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

almostkorean posted:

i cannot tell if catte is enjoying scritches or not

c/d?

# ? Mar 26, 2013 20:05

FISHMANPET: Mar 3, 2007; Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
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E: nevermind

FISHMANPET fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Mar 27, 2013

# ? Mar 26, 2013 20:10

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

PipeRifle posted:

I was getting in my car and Reuben was in the window and someone was walking by on the street with a kid and the kid said "LOOK AT THAT MEAN OLD KITTY" and I yelled HE'S NOT MEAN OR OLD HE'S JUST SCRUFFY and the lady hurried her kid away without saying anything else

Then I went back and booped Reuben through the window

Oh, poor Reuben. Glad you went to cheer him up though. :3:

Not that cats ever seem particularly bothered about being called mean.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 20:14

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

why is the heater turning on when the catte hops on it? wait... is the catte hopping on it BECAUSE it's turning on? :aaa:

# ? Mar 26, 2013 20:40

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

attention bay aryans:
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# ? Mar 26, 2013 20:47

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

Reuben's kinda mean tbh

It's just not fair to say he "looks mean" because of his eye and his inability to tolerate a single brushing

# ? Mar 26, 2013 20:59

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

ahhh warm weather

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:13

Samopsa: Nov 9, 2009; Krijgt geen speciaal kerstdiner!

beatlegs posted:

quotin oc

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:16

Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

Jerry didn't make it.

His numbers weren't too great after a couple of days, but they decided to give it a try this morning on the basis of 'If he can't eat then nothing else matters.'

As they started they discovered that he had bone cancer in his jaw and that there wasn't anything that could be done. Dad said that when he took Jerry from the emergency vet office to the normal one that Jerry was incredibly passive, a very unusual thing for the grumpy old man. As further treatment was impossible and he wouldn't be able to eat anyways, Dad decided that it would be best for him to not wake up again. The last time I saw him was in that box, but at least I got to see him one last time.

After the last dog died Jerry had a bit of a personality change. It was like he decided he would be the new dog in the house, at least in the regard of getting food. But of course he would do it the cat way. Whenever it was dinner time, or lunch time, or breakfast or whenever he would go and sit by someone who was eating. He wouldn't look at them, oh no, that's what dogs do. He would instead sit on his haunches with his back to you, a complete "I'm totally not begging" attitude befitting of him. He was only there for headscritches of course, but if you wanted to offer him something then that's just fine.

Later it even got to the point that whenever someone finished a plate he expected to get a pass at it. Likely he wouldn't try and of it, but he was going to sniff it and he would tolerate no exception to this rule. A finicky eater from the beginning, his tastes for food would be wildly inconsistent, even going from one person's plate to another. He had perfect cat senses for tuna, even from two floors away, and had an odd fascination with popcorn, even to the point of trying to steal some from people.

He was a remarkably hard cat to photograph, almost always turning about to make sure that no good picture of him could be taken. Combining that with my own horrible camera skills and there's very little pictures I have to remember him by.

This one is from happier times. Last Christmas my sister brought over a little bow tie that she got for her cat, but he didn't like it at all, removing it within minutes of her putting it on. Jerry, on the other hand, didn't even seem to notice it and it remained on him until she took it off upon leaving that night. His Christmas present was a bag of greenies and he was most satisfied with it.

Goodbye Jerry, you will be missed greatly.

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# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:20

Solus M.D.: Oct 17, 2007; what did i just post?

Trig Discipline posted:

yoink

Taerkar posted:

Jerry didn't make it.

His numbers weren't too great after a couple of days, but they decided to give it a try this morning on the basis of 'If he can't eat then nothing else matters.'

As they started they discovered that he had bone cancer in his jaw and that there wasn't anything that could be done. Dad said that when he took Jerry from the emergency vet office to the normal one that Jerry was incredibly passive, a very unusual thing for the grumpy old man. As further treatment was impossible and he wouldn't be able to eat anyways, Dad decided that it would be best for him to not wake up again. The last time I saw him was in that box, but at least I got to see him one last time.

After the last dog died Jerry had a bit of a personality change. It was like he decided he would be the new dog in the house, at least in the regard of getting food. But of course he would do it the cat way. Whenever it was dinner time, or lunch time, or breakfast or whenever he would go and sit by someone who was eating. He wouldn't look at them, oh no, that's what dogs do. He would instead sit on his haunches with his back to you, a complete "I'm totally not begging" attitude befitting of him. He was only there for headscritches of course, but if you wanted to offer him something then that's just fine.

Later it even got to the point that whenever someone finished a plate he expected to get a pass at it. Likely he wouldn't try and of it, but he was going to sniff it and he would tolerate no exception to this rule. A finicky eater from the beginning, his tastes for food would be wildly inconsistent, even going from one person's plate to another. He had perfect cat senses for tuna, even from two floors away, and had an odd fascination with popcorn, even to the point of trying to steal some from people.

He was a remarkably hard cat to photograph, almost always turning about to make sure that no good picture of him could be taken. Combining that with my own horrible camera skills and there's very little pictures I have to remember him by.

This one is from happier times. Last Christmas my sister brought over a little bow tie that she got for her cat, but he didn't like it at all, removing it within minutes of her putting it on. Jerry, on the other hand, didn't even seem to notice it and it remained on him until she took it off upon leaving that night. His Christmas present was a bag of greenies and he was most satisfied with it.

Goodbye Jerry, you will be missed greatly.

i'm really sorry to hear this :smith:

rip Jerry, a good cat

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:22

Vitamins: May 1, 2012

rip Jerry and Matt and all other cattes that died :smith:

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:39

MORE CURLY FRIES: Apr 8, 2004

All cattes go to heaven dot jay peg

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:43

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

rip jerry, you did good and will obviously be missed

and thank you for selflessly making room for new cats

# ? Mar 26, 2013 21:51

NyetscapeNavigator: Sep 22, 2003

beatlegs posted:

there's something off-putting about oc doing cat things that i can't put my finger on

# ? Mar 26, 2013 22:50

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Endless Mike posted:

there's something off-putting about oc doing cat things that i can't put my finger on

He still looks like a boss doing it, that's what's weird. It's like Gordon Ramsay playing ping pong or Al Capone floating around with a pool noodle at the beach.

# ? Mar 26, 2013 22:52

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2013 23:13

diremonk: Jun 17, 2008

RIP Jerry

# ? Mar 26, 2013 23:21

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Endless Mike posted:

there's something off-putting about oc doing cat things that i can't put my finger on

the only off-putting thing is that i literally can't put my finger on him, or rather my whole hand

# ? Mar 26, 2013 23:41

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

or even better, both hands. and then i'd pick him up and rub him all over my face and wear him around on my head like a grumpy hat all day

# ? Mar 26, 2013 23:42

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

goondolences for Jerry, he was a good catte

# ? Mar 26, 2013 23:56

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

I thought the cat thread had an agreement with the world- No more cat deaths in 2013. This is disappointing. RIP Matt and Jerry.

Leeloo has a really rough life. Here are some examples.
Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

# ? Mar 27, 2013 00:00

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

so wisconsin has mandated that thermostats cannot be set to higher than 68� in state buildings. now my office is goddamn freezing.

so i brought a space heater to warm it up. which works, except now the vent blasts cold air to BRING IT DOWN TO 68�.

that cat has things figured out.

# ? Mar 27, 2013 00:01