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reflex
Aug 9, 2009

I'd rather laugh with the mudders than cry with the saints. The mudders are much more fun. Hoorah.

tbp posted:

What games do you like to play, I for one enjoy : Donkey Kong Country II Diddy's Kong Quest

I like Mega Max X for the Super Nintendo Entertainment Extravaganza Machine.

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Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

bunnielab posted:

I am planning on getting my dog circumsized just to annoy them.

That and the hope it will encourage him to grow up and get a job.

You could also do the same to their pets. That would rile them up real nice.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Is there a way to dock an entire cat?

Like, ears, whiskers, lips, tail, and legs?

I want a cat snake.

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Is there a way to dock an entire cat?

Like, ears, whiskers, lips, tail, and legs?

I want a cat snake.

That's like the two worst creatures ever rolled into one.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Take an athlete's name or a team name. Replace part of it with an insulting word. It's not funny and it's what they do at Rivals.com so that's how it got the name.

It's kind of funny sometimes.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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Shine posted:

I'll bet you root for the Phallus Cockblows and their fudgerpack, Tony Homo.

Hahahaha

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Hey, lunch boxes are pretty cool. What kind of lunch boxes did everyone have in school?



I had this bad boy back in kindergarten, except without the kick rear end thermos. I left it on the bus one day, and had to make do with just juice boxes from then on.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

NienNunb posted:

Hey, lunch boxes are pretty cool. What kind of lunch boxes did everyone have in school?



Like this then I broke it and had to use a tupperware box.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

General Panic posted:

What exactly are Rivals.com puns and why do so many people get probated for them?

I had a look at the website, which is obviously something to do with American sport, but I don't want to have to actually read all of it and I can't think of another thread where asking the question wouldn't be derailing.
I love it that you actually went to rivals.com and tried real hard to figure out why we hated that particular site so much. Rivals dot com :argh: !!

I didn't bring a lunchbox. My parents just gave me money to buy lunch. Here's a picture of me heading to school.

Rosemont
Nov 4, 2009

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

It's also technically a desert, so it's actually cold, dry, and awesome. :colbert:

How could I forget? That makes it doubly awesome.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

bunnybean posted:

I love it that you actually went to rivals.com and tried real hard to figure out why we hated that particular site so much. Rivals dot com :argh: !!

I didn't bring a lunchbox. My parents just gave me money to buy lunch. Here's a picture of me heading to school.



You must have been picked on for balding early.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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I don't give a rats rear end about lunch boxes, but I understand, if you do.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

tbp posted:

I don't give a rats rear end about lunch boxes, but I understand, if you do.

Yeah, well, Donkey Kong Country 3 > 2

:colbert:

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

I Before E posted:

You must have been picked on for balding early.
:rolleyes: bitches didn't even know

big is :nms:

I actually nauseated myself a little trying to find an appropriate image of a guy who could be bald in the front and have that in the back. :(

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

tbp posted:

I don't give a rats rear end about lunch boxes, but I understand, if you do.

tbp what did you have for lunch? I had a ham/munster/arugula sandwhich and ate it in 15 minutes so I could leave 45 minutes early from work because I hate myself.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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Francostein posted:

tbp what did you have for lunch? I had a ham/munster/arugula sandwhich and ate it in 15 minutes so I could leave 45 minutes early from work because I hate myself.

I didn't have lunch I had to work through it so I just consumed various tobacco products and probably will tonight as well. Thanks

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I had three bowel movements today. That's not normal, is it?

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

Inevitable posted:

I had three bowel movements today. That's not normal, is it?
How many did you have yesterday?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Inevitable posted:

I had three bowel movements today. That's not normal, is it?

Very weird. They shouldn`t move. Are you sure you didn`t have three babies today?

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
I ate a gyro and it was perfection.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Had a banh mi for lunch. So good, drat.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

I stood in line for a salad for 15 minutes without moving and said gently caress it and ate a brisket.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I cooked a pork loin in a honey and habanero glaze. Served with pepper and cheese stuffed potatoes and grilled asparagus.

Then I made sure to tell everyone I'm better than them.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Inevitable posted:

I had three bowel movements today. That's not normal, is it?

I wish I would have to do that three times a day, that's an extra hour and a half of not doing work instead of just pretending to do work while I putz around on my phone.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

Francostein posted:

I wish I would have to do that three times a day, that's an extra hour and a half of not doing work instead of just pretending to do work while I putz around on my phone.
If it takes you 30 minutes you don't have to go. Eat some fiber, drat. There's like a 30 second difference between drops for me. When I walk in there, you can count on it taking less than five minutes. poo poo, I check my hair, too. I'd be reliable enough for the president. You can set your watch by my shits.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I eat nothing but curry paste and dried apples. I'm so regular there is a steady poo poo flume behind me at all times.

You can see it by clicking my post history.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Cold Pizza Hut.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

bunnybean posted:

If it takes you 30 minutes you don't have to go. Eat some fiber, drat. There's like a 30 second difference between drops for me. When I walk in there, you can count on it taking less than five minutes. poo poo, I check my hair, too. I'd be reliable enough for the president. You can set your watch by my shits.

It's actually 5 minutes of action and 25 minutes of just sitting there thinking by myself, just like sex.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I've been pooping nothing but blood and corn since 2005.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Do you believe in time travel?

Cuttlefish Party
Mar 18, 2011

Cuttlefish: GO.
(They've advanced quickly.)

NienNunb posted:

I had this bad boy back in kindergarten, except without the kick rear end thermos. I left it on the bus one day, and had to make do with just juice boxes from then on.

I am a little disappointed they did not go with this:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I don't believe in time, so I can't believe in time travel.

But I do believe that when we sleep we travel through other dimensions (this experience is "dreaming") until we emerge in a different one where we are incrementally different, or "aged".

Being tired from lack of sleep in the morning is your temporary physical presence's embodiment rejecting you because you arrived in an incompatible form because you did not travel enough.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Do you believe in time travel?

I'm from the future.

Garnavis
Aug 25, 2011

Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em! I'm a whale biologist.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Do you believe in time travel?

Well I'm basically always traveling forward in it. Right? But anyway, I don't know if I believe in time travel, I just know that I rather dislike it it whenever it shows up in film, literature, comics, etc. If I had a time machine I would go back in time and give whoever first used time travel in a story a stern talking-to.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I don't believe in time, so I can't believe in time travel.

But I do believe that when we sleep we travel through other dimensions (this experience is "dreaming") until we emerge in a different one where we are incrementally different, or "aged".

Being tired from lack of sleep in the morning is your temporary physical presence's embodiment rejecting you because you arrived in an incompatible form because you did not travel enough.

Is this a joke!

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Do you believe in time travel?

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yonic Symbolism posted:

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart

As someone who was a young girl once, I say yes.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Yonic Symbolism posted:

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart

The magic is the music and the music's in me.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
We're all time travelling and these fuckin' bodies are our time machines, if you really think about it.

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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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Hey

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