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PainterofCrap posted:You just triggered a memory... But you see, this owns.
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Measly Twerp posted:Jesus making GBS threads christ what the gently caress From the PYF Funny pictures thread: WHEEZY KISS A DUDE posted:
I just noticed the Google Chrome logo in the wheels.
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Apr 6, 2013 03:46
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He has to just be trolling the poo poo out of people.
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Maker Of Shoes posted:He has to just be trolling the poo poo out of people.
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I never really saw the Escort as a car you'd want to gently caress up, but here we are:  
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There have been times, on dark-as-gently caress back-country roads, roads that I did not know well, with Farmer John barreling towards me & oblivious to the fact that he was burning out my retinas and turning my evening into a tunnel of horrors, that I dreamed of a rig like that. For just such an occasion.
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But then you drive it to the grocery store at noon and immediately hate yourself. 
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Apr 6, 2013 23:44
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Meanwhile, at WalMart.. (not my photo)
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There, I fixed it
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bisticles posted:There, I fixed it Is there something really wrong with that if it's a non-flammable material?
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Wasabi the J posted:Is there something really wrong with that if it's a non-flammable material? Other than the only reason for an exhaust pipe to be hanging like that is its rusted out or a hanger fell off somewhere further up the line and its an eyesore, no.
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Apr 7, 2013 02:12
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Look at that handbrake lever. It's glorious.
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some texas redneck posted:Meanwhile, at WalMart.. You know, I don't think her kids actually feel that way about Mom's smoking ("We don't eat where Mom can't smoke!")
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some texas redneck posted:Meanwhile, at WalMart.. I wonder how people that do this sort of thing cannot take one look at their car and just have it hit them in the face: "Y'know, I think I might be slightly insane. I'm at least not right in the head."
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I kinda want to buy a $100 van or car and just go to town with a bedazzler and glitter paint about how automotive enthusiasts' rights are being taken away.
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bisticles posted:There, I fixed it That's not bad; the exhaust on my RX4 is held up by an old no-longer-elastic bungee cord attached to a hook on the exhaust and the massive rubber bumper over-riders.
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I can't get the image out of my head of them holding big signs that say "God loves fags" while picketing Nicorette or whoever. Also, I have a little trouble parsing out "It's not about me", "Mom's taxi" and "If Mom ain't happy nobody is". That last one sounds particularly creepy, like a line you'd hear uttered in a resonating hillbilly growl just at the point in the horror film where the surviving main characters think they've finally found a way to escape to safety.
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This showed up at the Lamborghini Festival south of Houston yesterday.  It's an Abarth, either that or he spent alot of cash on decals, wheels, and that intake cover.
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Sir Tonk posted:This showed up at the Lamborghini Festival south of Houston yesterday. I'd bet on the latter, personally.
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It's got Abarth bumpers.
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Spent the weekend in New Orleans.  
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Sir Tonk posted:This showed up at the Lamborghini Festival south of Houston yesterday. Was this at MSR, think I recognize the buildings?
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Bone_Enterprise posted:Was this at MSR, think I recognize the buildings? Yep. http://lamborghinifestival.com/
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Have you seen all the Lambo videos from TX2k13?
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They should have rebadged it as an Exploder.
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some texas redneck posted:Meanwhile, at WalMart.. Flyoverville, KS Craigslist: Customized Nissan Quest - $7500 Selling due to unexpected medical bills Non-smoker's car! Female owned! Over $10,000 invested (in stickers)
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Saw this thing the other day when I went out for lunch. It might be hard to tell, but that body kit in the front is all scraped to poo poo, and the rear matched it. You can just about see the enormous wing it's got too. 
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Funzo posted:Saw this thing the other day when I went out for lunch. You really need all that rear downforce for those blistering nine seconds those front wheels take you from 0-60. He feels fast because he can't see anyone in his rear-view mirror while he maxes out at 82 in the left late, but it's really because people can't stand to drive behind him because the sun reflecting off of his "altezzas" (I'm guessing here, but just look at it. he totally has altezzas) would blind them. GutBomb fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Apr 8, 2013 |
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GutBomb posted:You really need all that rear downforce for those blistering nine seconds those front wheels take you from 0-60. He feels fast because he can't see anyone in his rear-view mirror while he maxes out at 82 in the left late, but it's really because people can't stand to drive behind him because the sun reflecting off of his "altezzas" (I'm guessing here, but just look at it. he totally has altezzas) would blind them. It's either altezzas or smoked tail lights so dim you can't tell he's braking in broad daylight.
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Don't forget the Chinese made LED bulb inserts that barely light up under the best or circumstances. That way, you get dim light and super fast blinking turn signals to really keep the people behind you on their toes.
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Can't forget about the eBay hids, the true sign of a performance motor.
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Wild EEPROM posted:Can't forget about the eBay hids, the true sign of a performance motor. So help me I saw a $99 set of them for H4s and was almost tempted for a brief moment. It's funny what only having a 40 odd amp generator / alternator can do to a person.
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some texas redneck posted:Meanwhile, at WalMart.. My favorite part is that it's a Nissan Quest. GO AMERICA! THIS IS HOW GEORGE WASHINGTON DID IT! ALSO I DON"T SUPPORT MY OWN COUNTRY BUY BUYING AMERICAN BUT I'LL SURE AS HELL MAKE SURE YOU DO!
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BoostCreep posted:My favorite part is that it's a Nissan Quest. GO AMERICA! THIS IS HOW GEORGE WASHINGTON DID IT! ALSO I DON"T SUPPORT MY OWN COUNTRY BUY BUYING AMERICAN BUT I'LL SURE AS HELL MAKE SURE YOU DO! Except for the part where that generation Quest is built in Mississippi.  My favorite thing to do whenever someone starts this poo poo is to show them that their "American" car is actually assembled in Mexico or Canada.
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BoostCreep posted:My favorite part is that it's a Nissan Quest. GO AMERICA! THIS IS HOW GEORGE WASHINGTON DID IT! ALSO I DON"T SUPPORT MY OWN COUNTRY BUY BUYING AMERICAN BUT I'LL SURE AS HELL MAKE SURE YOU DO! Which one of the stickers is actually advocating that position? ALmost all the crazy tea party cars I've seen posted in this thread and others have been Japanese marques that are built in America by non-unionized workers in union-hostile states, which is perfectly consistent with (what I understand of) their political views. Were you expecting them to drive a Government Motors vehicle built by UAW communists?
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http://socaltrucks.com/2011/11/advantages-of-hid-headlights-on-lifted-trucks/ gently caress these people
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D C posted:http://socaltrucks.com/2011/11/advantages-of-hid-headlights-on-lifted-trucks/ In their defense... quote:On a lifted truck or SUV, you’ll need to be extra careful when adapting your vehicle’s HIDs for use on the road. HID headlights must aim a fair amount lower than typical headlights, as when aimed at the usual target they can be blinding to oncoming traffic. As lifted trucks and SUVs sit higher off the road than your standard passenger car, the aiming adjustment must be made even more carefully. Though this isn’t a difficult feat to accomplish, it’s something that must be accounted for in order to maintain safe driving experiences for everyone.
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I never "got" socal brotrucks. What are they supposed to be for? I understand the whole mudding thing down in the deep south but what's in southern California?
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