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How about the allergy medication commercial where the guy is talking to a convertible? The first line is "I wish I could own you, but I can't take your top down because of my allergies" or something like that. I was putzing around on my phone the first time it came on and wasn't watching so the audio alone made me look up and say WHAT??
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Ugh, I hate the new Gas-X commercial :P
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Apr 8, 2013 15:19
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Someday, He'll call her and she will come running and fall in His arms and the tears will fall down and she'll pray, "I want to throw my TV into traffic"
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Apr 8, 2013 17:02
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trunkwontopen posted:Someday, He'll call her and she will come running and fall in His arms and the tears will fall down and she'll pray, "I want to throw my TV into traffic" Two most hilarious things to me about those commercials: 1. Find God's match for you Granted I'm not an expert in how God works but I am suspicious that God would refer us to a paid website. 2. The song in the background. The verse "I want to fall in love with you" is kind of hosed up. You want to? In the end, I would rather watch another ChristianMingle commercial than another Zoosk commercial.
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Apr 8, 2013 17:24
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muscles like this? posted:Really getting tired of the Scary Movie V commercials. Especially because it feels like we -just- got done with the commercials for 'A Haunted House.'
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Apr 8, 2013 18:43
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Doctor Butts posted:Two most hilarious things to me about those commercials: Well you see, God helps those who help themselves...by forking over tons of cash to various people. Not charities though, He hates charity.
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Apr 8, 2013 18:51
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Normally, I kinda like the Progressive Flo ads. Until this came along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpE-MYBXnag I can't hit the mute button fast enough.
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Apr 8, 2013 22:39
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Doctor Butts posted:2. The song in the background. Reminds me of the Hoveround commercial with the guy singing: "Hoveround takes me where I wanna go~ Where will it send me?" If it takes you were you want to go, why are you wondering where it will send you? Who's in control here?! 
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Apr 8, 2013 22:41
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Kimmalah posted:Well you see, God helps those who help themselves...by forking over tons of cash to various people. Not charities though, He hates charity. It's literally the moneychangers part of the New Testament, which is funny as hell.
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Apr 8, 2013 22:42
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Doctor Butts posted:Two most hilarious things to me about those commercials: I agree on both points and it is irritating that the song is being misused.
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Apr 9, 2013 00:47
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muscles like this? posted:Really getting tired of the Scary Movie V commercials. Really? What's not to love about commercials where the only thing that's actually a joke is ripped right out of Idiocracy without the context?
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Apr 9, 2013 01:43
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The Steak Justice posted:Really? What's not to love about commercials where the only thing that's actually a joke is ripped right out of Idiocracy without the context? The best part is that these are the best things they managed to come up with for the trailers. I'm having trouble even imagining how bad that movie will get in the non-trailer scenes.
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Apr 9, 2013 05:39
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I haven't seen a single commercial for Scary Movie 5 so far, and I watch a lot of TV. Praise Allah.
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Apr 9, 2013 05:47
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Gonz posted:I haven't seen a single commercial for Scary Movie 5 so far, and I watch a lot of TV. Imagine Charlie Sheen getting it in the crotch and you've seen it.
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Apr 9, 2013 05:55
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The Steak Justice posted:Really? What's not to love about commercials where the only thing that's actually a joke is ripped right out of Idiocracy without the context? Seriously. It's not even a joke like it, where the inceptor simply says "Did I wash those?" and hell throw a little brown on one of them for a reaction instead of straight up the same loving joke from a vastly superior and funny movie. Basically this all hosed up and they write like a fag and they're poo poo's retarded.
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Apr 9, 2013 06:26
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skaboomizzy posted:How about the allergy medication commercial where the guy is talking to a convertible? The first line is "I wish I could own you, but I can't take your top down because of my allergies" or something like that. I was putzing around on my phone the first time it came on and wasn't watching so the audio alone made me look up and say WHAT?? I did the same double-take and still do. Who the hell wrote that?
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Apr 9, 2013 07:16
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Cup of Hemlock posted:I did the same double-take and still do. Who the hell wrote that? Car fuckers.
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squarerandom posted:Basically this all hosed up and they write like a fag and they're poo poo's retarded. Hey, don't wory. There's a lot of tards out there writing kick-rear end movies. G.I.Joe was written by a tard, and it's pulled in $21 million.
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Apr 9, 2013 13:47
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Doctor Butts posted:Two most hilarious things to me about those commercials: Thou shalt find love only from a website infomercial on late night TV ~ Leviticus 23:11
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Apr 9, 2013 14:16
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computer parts posted:It's literally the moneychangers part of the New Testament, which is funny as hell. The Bible? Who the hell has time to read that thing, it's like 500 pages long and full of people with weird old-timey names. Also count me as one of those lucky enough to have not seen a Scary Movie 5 yet. I actually didn't realize they had even made another one until reading this thread.
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Apr 9, 2013 17:39
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Don't worry, once the Scary Movie 5 ads are over I'm sure there will be plenty of Hangover 3 ads to replace it for the next month. Oh, you didn't know Hangover 3 existed, let alone that it's coming out next month? You're welcome 
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Apr 10, 2013 02:12
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raditts posted:Don't worry, once the Scary Movie 5 ads are over I'm sure there will be plenty of Hangover 3 ads to replace it for the next month. Woah woah, let's not be too hasty, there's a chance that Hangover 3's commercials will be tolerable.
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Apr 10, 2013 03:59
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The Steak Justice posted:Woah woah, let's not be too hasty, there's a chance that Hangover 3's commercials will be tolerable. "Remember this joke from Hangover 1? Remember this joke from Hangover 2 that was a reference to Hangover 1? Haha, yeahhh, come see our movie."
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Apr 10, 2013 22:40
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I'm sure it's been said, but any Microsoft Surface ads with all the drat CLICKING and dancing (that's not even very good?) just people slamming their hands down in timed configurations. Ahhhh the clicking!! On the other hand, there is something about the Gangham Pisatachios ad that I just can't turn away  I think it's the lady nuts dancing old-school team mascot style with just their legs sticking out and no way to see where they are going... I might be missing an important part of my brain but it makes me giggle for no reason.
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Apr 10, 2013 23:15
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DoggPickle posted:I'm sure it's been said, but any Microsoft Surface ads with all the drat CLICKING and dancing (that's not even very good?) just people slamming their hands down in timed configurations. Ahhhh the clicking!! Just think of how much Microsoft must have spent making and running those commercials, and how little it makes you want to buy their lovely tablet that is apparently great because it has a snap in keyboard. Apple ads are either a few people just doing things or a product on a white background and they can't make enough product to sell.
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Apr 10, 2013 23:29
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DoggPickle posted:I'm sure it's been said, but any Microsoft Surface ads with all the drat CLICKING and dancing (that's not even very good?) just people slamming their hands down in timed configurations. Ahhhh the clicking!! It should be a requirement that you have to dance like the ad if you bring one to a business meeting.
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Apr 11, 2013 00:09
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Look at these loving morons in the Black & White Zanyverse all sitting on the couch, with their CRT TV facing away from their field of vision: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o59P52_0tOQ You stupid sons of bitches. I hope your Rabbit TV USB dongle sets your house on fire.
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Apr 11, 2013 00:56
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Augh, gently caress those NYQuits smoking ads of people dying with cancer. I seriously don't need to be reminded about what chemo felt like or told how slow and painful it was, thanks.
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Apr 11, 2013 01:02
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Gonz posted:Look at these loving morons in the Black & White Zanyverse all sitting on the couch, with their CRT TV facing away from their field of vision: 999 channels plus one channel that's just an endless loop of cloned children in bunny costumes hopping around in an infinite void.
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Apr 11, 2013 01:11
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Gonz posted:Look at these loving morons in the Black & White Zanyverse all sitting on the couch, with their CRT TV facing away from their field of vision: Apparently it's just shortcuts to Hulu and Netflix, hahahahha
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Apr 11, 2013 01:17
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Gonz posted:Look at these loving morons in the Black & White Zanyverse all sitting on the couch, with their CRT TV facing away from their field of vision: I spent a good portion of a paycheck on a big tv a couple years ago, good amount of time running speaker cable through the attic, calibrating levels, running an auto-eq for each channel with a test microphone in various spots in the room only to come home a few months later to our couch turned like that "it's more open!" (I can drag it back pretty easy at least though) I had to look up what that is, apparently just a usb drive that has an autorun.ini on it that launches a website, a website with just links to hundreds of other websites, local news and such with videos on them. edit: beaten. didn't see that. Vin BioEthanol fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Apr 11, 2013 |
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Apr 11, 2013 01:53
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Gonz posted:Look at these loving morons in the Black & White Zanyverse all sitting on the couch, with their CRT TV facing away from their field of vision: It's just $10! Service, $10 a year automatic renewal until cancelled Doesn't sound all that FREE to me.
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Apr 11, 2013 02:18
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rockinricky posted:It's just $10! Service, $10 a year automatic renewal until cancelled Also it's just a link to webpages you can already visit without the dongle
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Apr 11, 2013 02:29
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Internetting can be HARD.
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Apr 11, 2013 02:51
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But does it come with that horrifying rabbit-child video?
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Apr 11, 2013 03:00
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Hahah where do you guys live that you get these insane ads? Fully half the things posted here, I have never seen. That rabbit tv ad is hilarious. They look just as uncomfortable squished onto the couch facing the wrong way after the "upgrade"
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Apr 11, 2013 03:29
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The Kia forte ad that plays the Human Being song from Drive make me laugh. I feel like Ryan Gosling should appear at the end and beat the guy to death with a hammer or something.
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Apr 11, 2013 04:50
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[quote="John Cenas Jorts" post="414105257"] I cannot loving stand this new series of Burger King commercials. The one where there is some hellish Whopper Jr. dance party inexplicably filled with occupational stereotypes and the one where the manager is singing to the same people. For some reason the music in both is just so annoying and grating to me. Also, I rarely eat at Burger King, but didn't the Whopper Jr. used to be 99 cents? So all that these people are celebrating is that their sandwich is now 30 cents more expensive?  There's one of these commercials where a black guy in a police uniform shows up, and it just sounds to me like he says "A five girl whopper junior?"
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Apr 11, 2013 09:01
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Mister Kingdom posted:Normally, I kinda like the Progressive Flo ads. Until this came along: It should be illegal to do this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABI_jvXmwPw There is no way those two families would go their separate ways without considerably more profanity, threats of violence, and possibly an attempt at a lawsuit. The one dad seems wholly unconcerned that his child was almost killed, in one angle you can see him casually sauntering after his child running toward a clearly moving vehicle (see 17-18 seconds in).
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