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EW okayed it, but with the following rule in effect: Eggplant Wizard posted:Tell you what. Nevermind. Go ahead and make a new facebook idiots thread. We'll see how it goes. Anyone who starts to get argumentative about social issues or anime or whatever gets 3 days' probation for a first offense, a week for second, and a month for third. Don't get all spergy and ranty, just post idiots from facebook mock how idiotic they are. To anonymise your awful friends, use Social Fixer I'll kick it off with my ex father-in-law's recent share: Experto Crede has a new favorite as of 13:11 on Aug 4, 2013 |
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Awesome, I missed this thread. All of my Facebook idiots came out of hiding after it closed, and there was no one to tell. This... delightful person has an average of seven to ten exclamation points per post, and one-hundred percent of it is garbage. Just Burgs has a new favorite as of 23:23 on Apr 10, 2013 |
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Yay, I loved this thread! A contribution: I can't figure out if the main status update is asking his friends on FB to date him, or asking them to help him find someone to date. Also, this dude likes to post pity-me statuses about how bitches ignore him because he doesn't have a car or any money, alternated with statuses about how he's going to forget about dating and he might even be asexual. He is my favorite person on my Facebook.
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OmniDesol posted:Awesome, I missed this thread. All of my Facebook idiots came out of hiding after it closed, and there was no one to tell. I would be that excited if I could play RedRover and get paid for it too
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Yay this thread is great. After a long time of not having someone who constantly posts stupid poo poo, my brother made a Facebook account:
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# ? Apr 10, 2013 23:47 |
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A friend of mine has posted a lot of dumb conservative images and other stuff on his facebook wall, but they're ones that had been floating around the old thread for a while, so I never posted them. Seeing as how this is a new thread, I decided to share some of the classics that my friend posts unironically. ~neighborly love~ Let's see how many AMERICANS will repost!!!!!........ Even if this is fake, this one always shows which gun owners have good trigger discipline and which ones don't. He's studying to be a pharmacist (in fact, he'll be licensed within the year once he passes the boards), which explains part of why he shared it:
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Drunk & Ugly posted:I would be that excited if I could play RedRover and get paid for it too I would like to note for the record that the only thing this person does five times harder than people who need government programs to survive is play World of Warcraft.
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best friend massage posted:Dumb gun stuff Just got this "100% of people who die drink water. Its the water that is killing us, the government needs to ban water not guns."
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THE JORY posted:Just got this What about the people who die of dehydration?
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senrath posted:What about the people who die of dehydration? Don't you mean... withdrawal?!
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Different kind of facebook nonsense. I noticed a while back that a friend had increasingly weird facebook posts. Some were just inane, some discussed him doing uncharacteristic activities. But whatever. People change. Then he posted about a pregnancy scare. In the first person. After this went on a while, suddenly all those posts were gone and he sent out a private message to everyone. Turns out he had dated a girl who moved in after a short time. She got the password to his facebook, and when they broke up, she assumed his identity and changed his password. She didn't add friends or delete them, didn't let anyone on facebook know about the change. She also didn't take advantage of the situation to post embarrassing things as him. She just posted her normal, silly posts as him while he fought with facebook to get his identity back.
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Does anyone have a compilation/link to Titanic Guy? He was my favorite from the last thread.
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# ? Apr 11, 2013 04:59 |
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Now correct me if I'm wrong, but if your ribs are broken, I rather hope someone can see it. Hopefully, it's a medical professional.
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I missed this thread so much. I had to post this on Twitter. Good thing no one asked for your sympathy or your lovely opinion. "You're complaining about that? But I have it so much worse!" is the most annoying attitude. The conversation when I posted it on Twitter bore out this wonderful comparison. "I had a miscarriage." "OH YEAH, WELL I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WOMB ANYMORE!!!!"
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# ? Apr 11, 2013 15:39 |
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Eagerly awaiting Brits posting rants about Thatcher's death I only got a few posts about it, but it was either "Glad she's dead!" or "She was great!" No middle ground is allowed I guess.
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Has that Wonka picture been completely co-opted by Conservatives and Libertarians, the last time I saw one of them wasn't stupid must have been years ago.
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Spoiler alert: poster is white male
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d3c0y2 posted:Has that Wonka picture been completely co-opted by Conservatives and Libertarians, the last time I saw one of them wasn't stupid must have been years ago. I think the two just tend to go hand in hand since it tends to be used for expressing smug opinions and superior attitudes.
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d3c0y2 posted:Has that Wonka picture been completely co-opted by Conservatives and Libertarians, the last time I saw one of them wasn't stupid must have been years ago. The last time I saw one of those that wasn't stupid was... never, actually. I don't understand what the red markings are for.
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Thanks for the new thread! This put me over the edge and now I'm hiding most of his posts. Who quotes Margaret Thatcher? In America no less?
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Here's the full text of this dumb poo poo: quote:LATEST CANCER INFORMATION Be healthy and don't eat meat and you won't get cancer ever Edit: The worst part is no one ever seems to show any remorse after spreading misinformation and other crap like this after being sent a snopes link or what have you.
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I had a friend post an obviously bullshit thing about microwaves once:quote:Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to ...boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result. She actually thanked me for it. My favorite phrase is "dead food".
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Pope Mobile posted:I had a friend post an obviously bullshit thing about microwaves once: My favorite thing about stories like this is people trusting those who clearly are not experts in whatever they're talking about. It's like that cold remedy made by a teacher, and the people selling the remedy using that as some badge of honor. "Buy our medicine! It wasn't made by a medical professional!"
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What in the hell is this.
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Desideratus posted:What in the hell is this. It is a slight glimpse into what Hell looks like. Imagine arguing with an Idiot on Facebook forever. This is one out of no less than TEN GODDAMNED posts about Pokemon that my twenty-one year old former classmate posted in a row. I'm starting to grasp why a lot of these people still have yet to graduate from our local community college after three to four years. I still have yet to solve how they ever made it that far. Just Burgs has a new favorite as of 23:43 on Apr 11, 2013 |
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OmniDesol posted:
That cake looks delicious you monster. Anyway, content. I love me some STP, but this may go a bit far.
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OmniDesol posted:It is a slight glimpse into what Hell looks like. Imagine arguing with an Idiot on Facebook forever. you sir had no childhood
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Oh my god he's the gift that keeps on giving
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# ? Apr 11, 2013 21:02 |
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My friend today posted the most succinct summary of Facebook ever as a status:
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poo poo Bill Cosby didn't say 2: Now with more transparent racismquote:BILL HAS GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN...
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Blind Pineapple posted:poo poo Bill Cosby didn't say 2: Now with more transparent racism He actually did say that one. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/cosby.asp
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Blind Pineapple posted:poo poo Bill Cosby didn't say 2: Now with more transparent racism Someone posted that recently for me so I went to snopes, not another one of these, right? Oh, he did say that.
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vyelkin posted:He actually did say that one. Wow, that's the definition of It's like 100x worse than the one that got falsely attributed to him.
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OmniDesol posted:It is a slight glimpse into what Hell looks like. Imagine arguing with an Idiot on Facebook forever. It's tough to beat an exam by throwing your pet gerbil at it
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Saw this one just now:
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Desideratus posted:What in the hell is this. Jeff is dumb, Donald is an enormous rear end in a top hat and Koko should find new friends.
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:That cake looks delicious you monster. That cake looks like it's mostly fondant, which sucks.
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spregalia posted:Saw this one just now: Boy is that guy gonna feel silly once these immigration reforms go through.
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spregalia posted:Saw this one just now: Hope he never gets his guns stolen. He might reconsider if he's implicated in murder because he can't report the theft.
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