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bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

I think he speaks for all of us.

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Tots
Sep 3, 2007

:frogout:

Ectral posted:

I think he speaks for all of us.



>> FWD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Previa_fun posted:

I have a friend who is a local musician who always posts horrible hippie anti-intellectual poo poo like how bad GMOs are and how big pharma is out to brainwash us all and poo poo like this:


Everything natural is ok to eat! :downs:

'Cures Death' means you have to be dead already to eat it.
Man, doesn't he play any Final Fantasy?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
At the risk of being called immature I am going to admit I found this hashtag quite amusing. As far as idiot things go, even one hash tag on facebook is too many.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

happyhippy posted:

'Cures Death' means you have to be dead already to eat it.
Man, doesn't he play any Final Fantasy?

Final Fantasy characters are considered KOed unless they die in a cutscene. :japan:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Previa_fun posted:

I have a friend who is a local musician who always posts horrible hippie anti-intellectual poo poo like how bad GMOs are and how big pharma is out to brainwash us all and poo poo like this:


Everything natural is ok to eat! :downs:

Cancer? Probs good.

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK

RideTheSpiral posted:

At the risk of being called immature I am going to admit I found this hashtag quite amusing. As far as idiot things go, even one hash tag on facebook is too many.



Is it because he doesn't know how to spell "prosciutto"?

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

RideTheSpiral posted:

At the risk of being called immature I am going to admit I found this hashtag quite amusing. As far as idiot things go, even one hash tag on facebook is too many.



What's the point of hashtags if you can't even spell the words correctly? Nobody searching for "prosciutto" will be able to find it anyway!

Edit: beaten ^^ though I think the original poster was snickering at "#fagot".

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

Druggachusettes posted:

I saw that Bill Gates share that used to have the furry porn in the background but reddit hijacked it and put in a reddit alien instead.
You've got the timeline backwards :ssh:
(Bill posted the reddit alien image when he was doing his verification for the IAMA thread, and someone put furry porn in it after people started making the "I'll send you $5000" images)

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

RideTheSpiral posted:

At the risk of being called immature I am going to admit I found this hashtag quite amusing. As far as idiot things go, even one hash tag on facebook is too many.



Beans and bacon is loving delicious, what's his point? A fagot is just a boring instrument. Ail? gently caress it I'm lost. I will eat that picture.

Mesimean
Feb 16, 2012

eating only apples posted:

I posted him a couple of times in the last thread. One got eaten by waffleimages, but this one survived!



Wish he hadn't blocked me, he was great.

Fellow Norwich Goon here. When I read the good guy bit and your "is he this guy" description I was thinking, yeah could be that person I know, don't recognise the new avatar. But then you post this and I know/knew a couple of them! Small small world!

Always thought he was a harmless anime geek and larper. Scary though regardless if the accusations are either true of false, because it's frightening to think of him as one to do such, or the fact that an innocent guy is getting attacked over it.

I'm sure Shootthetanks will keep us updated on any more head exploding gems from him.

For a feeble attempt at content, I get ~20 of these a day from a handful of friends.


That and animal memes. So many animal memes.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

happyhippy posted:

'Cures Death' means you have to be dead already to eat it.
Man, doesn't he play any Final Fantasy?

Obviously you've never drunk formaldehyde.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Mesimean posted:

Fellow Norwich Goon here. When I read the good guy bit and your "is he this guy" description I was thinking, yeah could be that person I know, don't recognise the new avatar. But then you post this and I know/knew a couple of them! Small small world!

Always thought he was a harmless anime geek and larper. Scary though regardless if the accusations are either true of false, because it's frightening to think of him as one to do such, or the fact that an innocent guy is getting attacked over it.

I'm sure Shootthetanks will keep us updated on any more head exploding gems from him.

For a feeble attempt at content, I get ~20 of these a day from a handful of friends.


That and animal memes. So many animal memes.

Is... is that really from a page called You are my Oxy? That is a really un-romantic analogy.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010





Two different guys, both tonight. Already swallowed the cyanide capsule; you can't stop me.



All powerful but still hasn't mastered artifacting. Get it together god :mad:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

All those poor people in third-world countries who don't have access to Facebook will never receive this Blessing! :ohdear:

Prof. Moriarty
Dec 6, 2003
Not the regular Professor Moriarty, the hologram Professor Moriarty where the holodeck malfunctioned and he created the whole fake hologram enterprise and fooled the Captain. Oh, and he tried to escape with his girlfriend once, but he was foiled.


:catstare:

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
I'm glad this thread is back up. It gives me a chance to post idiotic ramblings from the people in the childfree group I watch. I was told about this group from a friend and so I joined. I never expected the hatred and bitterness some of the members display about babies and parents in general. So now I stay for the fun. But any group has their extremists.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

I want this image to be seen by one of those Facebook idiots who thinks weed is a miraculous panacea being kept down by Big Pharma and watch the ensuing argument.

Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

Mesimean posted:

Fellow Norwich Goon here. When I read the good guy bit and your "is he this guy" description I was thinking, yeah could be that person I know, don't recognise the new avatar. But then you post this and I know/knew a couple of them! Small small world!

It's nice to see Goons brought together over a creepy nerd rapist on Facebook. Thread already off to a heartwarming start. :allears:

Taaaaaaarb!
Nov 17, 2008

Electric Space Famicon


I'm blue, don't know orange and red is a guy I knew back home who will post these random hard-right canards rather infrequently. This is the first one I decided to press him on so let's see how this one develops.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Taaaaaaarb! posted:



I'm blue, don't know orange and red is a guy I knew back home who will post these random hard-right canards rather infrequently. This is the first one I decided to press him on so let's see how this one develops.

You already know what's going to happen. He'll call you lazy, a socialist, possibly go on a rant about welfare queens, and unfriend you.

gobboboy
Jun 5, 2006

The pride of PITR
c) Comic sans.

Fascinator
Jan 2, 2011

The four stages of E/N posting.


The guy in the comments is her self-appointed best friend.

Dabbo
Aug 20, 2010

Fascinator posted:



The guy in the comments is her self-appointed best friend.

What a passive aggressive douchebag, wow.

Seriously, this is what I hate about these kind of whiny rear end Nice Guys. They claim to *~love~* their female friends more than their current partners ever could, but posts like these always show they don't really give a poo poo. It doesn't matter that their supposed bestest friend ever is happy, no all that matters is that THEY aren't getting what THEY want, gosh your happiness is like a stab to my heart. How dare you post about how good your boyfriend makes you feel when he isn't ME. :(

I don't know why this particular post made me so drat angry, holy hell.

Dabbo has a new favorite as of 00:00 on Apr 15, 2013

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


Someone needs to take a picture of this post and repost it. I don't think it's had enough crap cycles yet.

shortprsn
Apr 21, 2008


From a friend I've always known to be fairly liberal.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
How does a 21 year old who presumably has been Christian most of their life not know how to spell pray?

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Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Druggachusettes posted:

How does a 21 year old who presumably has been Christian most of their life not know how to spell pray?



Jesus constantly needs "preys" or else he gets mad.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Friends Are Evil posted:

Jesus constantly needs "preys" or else he gets mad.

Jesus doesn't want be fed; He wants to hunt.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
No guys he wants praise.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
I'm so happy this thread is back. :)

Ever since antagonizing my token conservative proud-of-my-horrible-opinions acquaintance to the point where he unfriended me, I've had a lot less stupid clogging up my feed. But I do have this one girl that I knew from high school posting more and more poo poo along these lines lately



Who is this aimed at? If it's some sort of message to someone in particular, why post it publicly? ...if it's not for someone in particular, why post it at all?

Taaaaaaarb!
Nov 17, 2008

Electric Space Famicon

Bertrand Hustle posted:

You already know what's going to happen. He'll call you lazy, a socialist, possibly go on a rant about welfare queens, and unfriend you.

Actually, this happened:


So far, so good :shobon:

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Taaaaaaarb! posted:

Actually, this happened:


So far, so good :shobon:


I eagerly await updates from your internet argument.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

ol qwerty bastard posted:

I'm so happy this thread is back. :)

Ever since antagonizing my token conservative proud-of-my-horrible-opinions acquaintance to the point where he unfriended me, I've had a lot less stupid clogging up my feed. But I do have this one girl that I knew from high school posting more and more poo poo along these lines lately



Who is this aimed at? If it's some sort of message to someone in particular, why post it publicly? ...if it's not for someone in particular, why post it at all?

Ex-boyfriends. I have a friend who is kinda bitter about a break-up and she posts endless streams of someecards, ~My Inner Child is a Drunken Whore~ and No-Hope-for-the-Human-Race and tons of these 9gag-esque butthurt pic streams. Some of them are funny but mostly it just makes me want to tell her that this can affect your future employment.

It's just a constant stream of...

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

ol qwerty bastard posted:




Who is this aimed at? If it's some sort of message to someone in particular, why post it publicly? ...if it's not for someone in particular, why post it at all?

There's such an irony to this attitude. Former friend that's outta my life was like this. "I don't care about you and think you suck. Let me tell you for five hours how little I care about you and fixate my life on how much I don't care." It's actually complicated to some people that if you don't care you just don't care and don't even think about it.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos


:stare:

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010



Bonus: Married in under six months from the start of the relationship. When are people going to stop thinking that's romantic and realize no, you are setting yourself up for a trainwreck?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Taaaaaaarb! posted:



I'm blue, don't know orange and red is a guy I knew back home who will post these random hard-right canards rather infrequently. This is the first one I decided to press him on so let's see how this one develops.

The correct response to this sort of thing is always "I agree. The capitalist class are non-working parasites that the government goes out of it's way to cater to when they deserve nothing but death and destruction."

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

I would give money to a homeless man who was carrying around a giant rear end and rambling about duckcalls.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

ThatPazuzu posted:

I would give money to a homeless man who was carrying around a giant rear end and rambling about duckcalls.

I'd buy him a goddamn duck call.

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